T U K ft K W M K K G G K A P U iC
COM1NQ TO
HANDICAP OF THE T R 0 P R &
Why the Faraata Cannot la Cleg rad
For Planting Purpoooo.
NEWBERQ
SPECIALISTS
Frdm the
Cataphoric Medical
Institute
ST. LOUIS, MO.
W ill p*y their first visit to
Newberg, Ore.
And will be at
T h e Imperial Hotel
Tuesday and Wednesday
September 8-9
2—TWO PAYS ONLY —t
e
TUa beine « a Advertising Trinato
Introdnoe This Maw Syatem,
They W ill Qivs Consultation,
Examination, Advice and A ll
Treatment Neoeaaary to Com
piate a Cure— FREE.
t ofcject la to get hut •» m a s i l O l » !
to ( M r credit aa tbajr eaa la Uia ahortaal
Ha Urea, and It will ha expected of all
pallanta ladina id r a n ti«! of thla otar lo alato
to I M r filanda Iba maúlla obtelhed ha tlWÉr
ay a l i of treatment. Tbay treat ALL KIN D f
OF CHRONIC DISBASIA AND DEFORMITIES
It la rory aaldom that a community to alta-
atad aa tha on# In which wa lira baa tha prlrll-
apa of eonaulttnt iurta renowned iperlallata.
who are In eonalanl attandanre to wait on you,
dlsgnoei your eaao, «Ire you tha benefit of their
knowledge There la no eiperii.ientln* or guaaa
work. You will ha told wbather you can ha
cured or not. If your eaaa la curaMa they will
treat you ; If Incurable they will fire you (ueh
idrica aa to prolong your life.
Tbay treat daafaaaa by aa entirely now
method, and b u r lo « la reato red to many lU
osca. CATARRH la all IU VARIED FORMS
cured to It nerar will return, by breaking up
tha cold catching tendency by Iba electrical ah
•orptlon of tredicina
If you hare w u k lunga
So not tail to be examined
The new dlaeorary of absorbing medicina by
electricity In parelyala. lore of manly rigor,
rhaumatlam gad all d ilu it e of tha narroua rye
toil. Including EPILEPSY, la « Ood-aaud to
auffarlag humanity
Medical and aelantifle man
Hand amaaed at the martelou« cure, that are
being affected wberrear thla ayetem la being In
troduced. Tbouaanda who bara giren up nil
h o p « of orar being cured now bare an opnor-
taolty of a lifetime to consult .killed .peel.Hate
of National reputation. Remember their knowl
edge o f medicine combined with electricity glees
them control of dlaeaau that others do not
posases If you bars .WEAK EYES, coma and
are the great OCt’U ST
Ha. with hla remark
able diacorvry. cures all thou afflicted with
Calling eyesight, cataracts er functional Wind
anas Tha blind made to are by Uielr entirely
MW methods Mo «perim enti Coma and teat
M (nr yourself R yu expertly tented and treated
ALL THIS IS FREE OF CHARGE
When ererything alee baa tailed Radio Ther
spy Treatments hare seat a dl.pat 'k with the
rapireiy-w# ngtu-tog to effected parto and dto-
___ baa disappeared like amoks la I be air
The worst and moat stubborn case of rhouma
ttare. paralysis, sciatica, brain, name, heart and
«In a l diseases, long and throat trouble. Mood
disorders, asthma, catarrh, piles, dufnaas. Bta.
' flklB
M v W
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and aarrousneaa. dyspepsia quickly and peraaa-
aaotly rellered by tha traatmanta. Alan tha
quickset cure I. the world for AILMENTS OF
MSN AND WOMEN.
Crutches laid down; bouadlaas gratitude af
th ou wire bars bee. act Ira*, lla re ry of
dlaraae la ab-llibed. I.g n a ltlu far apaa
yield to the Ladle efiUra trutmeata.
actlelty treatmenU drlre
brain and rttallas erary narra In your
v Radio
z arttrlly t r o t menta are real narra citai
Inara-they thrill the brain and body with real
strength and rttallly, making old folks young
again. They renew aiahltlna and courage wheo
Ilfs hut drags ahm« and dear up dull, mud
brains and body
When your thought.
come hard, your mum-lea and nerrea go weak
and you feel aa If you were "losing your grip."
Radio treatment, renew your nerra force and
bring bark your rigor and rim.
The Joy of perfect direction, perfect etrcula
tton. perfect be.ith
Rrery fierce and erar.
fiber of your whole tody awakens through thla
wonderful Radio Therapy
Feel the exhHtra
ting thrill o f youth auks erary muscle and
function In your body fairly teem and tingle
with new Force and Rnargy
Trembling, »err
owe prostration and that tired feeling ranlah
after a treatment of Radio Therapy
Kerry run down, weakened, tired out, narrows
la Incited to call and try Radio Fry*
MONK ARE RO BUND A t THEY WHO
REFUSE TO BEE I
"Rerauee one Mlllon people In thla world any
that a thing Is a lie. and hut one parson claims
It Is the truth. It does not follow that tha billion
ara right ”
Hundreds of yean ago Oalllan claimed that
the world was round and rernlred
A billion
railed hlfii a maniac
Nrar the mldd'e of the
last century Morse said that It would be poe-
slMr to send meres ge. orer a wire by means of
electricity A billion railed him a fraud. Bell,
la our own time said that soon the sound of
the human roles could be transmitted from New
York to Ban Franrlsro. and Bell was branded
a dreamer
Marconi's prediction that a tel.
graphic message could be flashed orer the track
(are ml lea of ara separating Japan from Ban
Francisco without wires was hailed aa the Joke
ad the century Those who talked years ago of
awtoreoMles and cable roads and electric tree-
arara«ra BfllllflH a|
Who was Tight and aaaa. the billion or the
mm n u i f
Although the eats phoresis treatment ta being
eaten steely used la Burepe and throughout the
■sat la the treatment of chronic, difficult and
loot funding eases. It baa nerar before boon
Introduced In tha West
Tou eaa not afford ta
orerlook thla opportunity to gat well
VARICOSE T B K I CURED permanently In a
few days
Rem am her thM liberal offer Is fer thla
auly and not era east will be charged
treatment required to make a
af all Mm
• a. m. to T:M p. m.
SE P T E M B E R 8 AND 9
in the true tropical forest agri
culture is practically out of the
questiqn. Even for the white man
it is difficult to clear the ground,
and for the sluggish son o f the
tropics it is almost impoesible. Not
that he cannot cut the trees, al
though this is a slow process where
the huge trunks throw out buttress
es five to ten feet in radius, but that
haring cut them be cannot dispose
of them .'
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The primary reason for the ex
istence o f the genuine tropical for
est is that rain falls abundantly at
ractically all seasons. There p a y
i, and usually is, a short dry sea
son, when the sun is fa^hest from
the zenith. Nevertheless, even at this
time the drought is not absolute.
When the trees are felled the only
way o f getting rid o f them is by
burning. Undek the ardent tropical
sun most trees will become dry
enough to burn in two o r ' three
weeks.
If they do not become ready to
burn during the dry season it is use
less to think o f such s thing later.
They will rot away, to be sure, and
‘ «appear within a few seasons, but
this is of- little use, for meanwhile
a new growth has quickly sprouted.
In the tropical ram forest bushes
will grow to s height o f ten or
twenty feet in s single year. In
deed, in the short space o f two
months so much herbage will spring
up that a piece o f forest which has
been cut cannot be burned even
though the trees have become dry.
This is no theory, but actual fact.
In the spring o f a recent year in
a part o f Guatemala, where the for
est is by no means of the densest
kind and where a considerable num
ber o f coffee plantations exist, I
saw this happen. The tree* had been
cut, but so many showers fell dar
ing the nominal dry season that tne
branches did not become dry enough
to burn and consequently many
people were nnable to plant crops.
— Ellsworth Huntington in Yale
Review.
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Religion plays a very important
part in Indian village life, bat it is
n the holidays and the ritea con
nected with them that religion as
serts itself most conspicuously. It
is then that the Brahman comes to
the fr o n t The Brahmans are the
priests, the “ hhusur*” (lords o f the
earth). They take the lead in all
rural life absolutely and completely.
In town« their ascendancy may be
disputed, hut in the Mofussil they
still reign supreme.
In fa c t in
some o f the more primitive and out
of the way villages the Brahmans
are actually objects o f worship.
Nothing can go on without them,
neither births, marriages, deaths
nor feasts, and as a natural conse
quence there are many feasts.—
Empire Review.
N ot a Win* Choice.
A suburbanite who changes his
trousers when he gets home and
goes into the garden to work one
afternoon placed his pocketbook in
his working pants because he ex
pected to pay a bill. While be slept
that night his house caught fire.
He questioned for a moment wheth
er he should put on his good trous
ers or the ones holding the pocket-
book and chose the latter. The bet
ter trousers were destroyed. Then
he discovered only $3 in the pocket-
book and new apparel cost $8.—
New York Tribune.
Finding a Raaaon.
"W ho-w as that man at the side
door awhile ago?” asked the hus
band of an Indiana wouldbe poetess
the other day.
“ Why, it was a man who saiij he
had come to change my meter. I
told him he had made a mistake in
the number of the house, for the
men had not finished wiring our
house yet.”
Husband, after thoughtful pause:
"Maybe he’d been reading some of
your poetry.” — Indianapolis News.
Guardian’s Sale of Real Estate
Notlen la hereby «Iran thal tba undendgned.
Mauri MeOuira, aa guardino of tha persona and
of tha aatatee o f Ward L lv m g ood Miller and
Hasel J . Miller, minora, has buon heretofore
by no ordar of tb eoon n ty court of tha stato o f
Oregon, for Yam hill co n n i» . meda and anta rod
o n Jana 2». 1914, du i» authorised and I Ina need
to aall nil tha right tllla and Interest o f the
livore named minora In and to th a.follow lng
de.oribed real aitata, to-w ll:
Beginning at a poin t In the canter of tha
com ity rood on tha warn line o f tha D. L. O of
'V illlam Jones, north 19’ west Xl.fid chaina from
a a iron pin
sat tin
In cant«
canter o f oonnty rood to link«
iln sa
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north of o f moat
moat westerly
weatarl a •oath west c o m e r o f
•old W tlliom Jonas D. L. U. Not. 1430. CUI
In T. * A R. 3 ond 9 W. of W. M.. In Y am hill
cou n ty, O regon; thanca south to dag. 30' east
13 99 ch a in s ; thaooe south 5.35 chaina; thanca
north to dag. 30* waat 12.99 chains to renter o f
oonnty road thanca north 5.35 chaina to place
o f beginning containing «.to aerea, and that
■aid g u a rd ila baa filad bar bond and oath of
■ C o e In ordar to sali said real property.
Now, therefore all paraona are hereby notified
that th a u nd.relgned, aa tuoh guardian, w ill,
o n Friday September 4,1914, at tha hour o f 11
o ’elock a. m.. at tha waat and fron
Y am hill
Me M ina
for cash
—
—
may h e n In and to
eat w hich the said mi
- « Ä Ä S X t Angusta, la u
M aud M o Q utsr ,
Guard tan o f Ward Llrangood Millar u d Hesel
W W . n Inora
K u e s . Attorney for said Onardlan.
4MT
Tha Brahman.
Daap W ater Cup«.
One interesting deep sea appli
ance is the water specimen enp,
hich is let down on the sounding
ine and is so arranged that the re
sistance of the water keeps open the
valves of the cup during its descent
and closes them during ita ascent
Water from any given depth can
thus be brought to the surface for
examination. These water enpa are
strongly built to resist tbe great
pressure.— New York Tribune.
I
GOING ON A VISIT?
DISCHARGING A BUTLER.
W all, H are's tha Proper Caper I n O u r
Mast Exolusive Circle«.
Narva Ranking Experience of a New
Y n rk Society W om an.
Football.
G
o f twenty or thirty under the su
perintendence o f barefooted native
soldiers, clad in ill fittipg uniforms,
who would instantly snoot thoir
chiirera d o w n if they tried to escape
during their working time, when
thev are unchained.— Wide World
Magazine
While obtaining a satisfactory
Quests in fashionable American
■ervant
ia an increasingly difficult
country life must of course do their
matter
generally,
especially if one
share. They fetch their own m otors
for although the host does his best, has certain standards o f efficiency,
no one with only five or six ca n getting rid of an unsatisfactory one
can really make his guests com fort is not infrequently attended with
Tha S oft Anewer.
able. They* bring their own maids mnch embarrassment on tbe part of
Snooker (fiercely)— Your foarla
and valets, it goes without saying, the mistreaa of a household.
have been over the wall and scratch
William waa a satisfactory butler,
and one host encountering an un
ed ray garden.
familiar manservant in the boll is as butlers go nowadays, but his
Chanks (coolly)— Well, there's
said to have been told that tha manners in the servants' boll o f a
nothing extraordinary in that. It’s
stranger was one o f the valets’ well known New York woman were
their nature to «cratch. Now, if
much criticised by those who were
valets 1
your garden were to come over tbe
Straata Swept by Convict«.
wall and scratch my fowls it would
One lady, when she comes for beneath him in rank. When one
The public «treets in tbe town« be extraordinary and something
longer than a week, end, is accom day be blacked tbe eye o f a house
maid
it
provoked
such
a
storm
be
o
f
Java are daily swept and kept worth
communicating. — London
panied by her qook and butler in
addition to her maid and chauffeur. low stairs that his mistress decided clean by native convicts. They go Answers.
to work chained together ip parties
This is really sensible, for if you he must go.
On tbe day appointed for the but
hare any special breakfast fads or
any health regime (the lovely* lady ler to depart be waa called in and
in question lives almost entirely on paid off. He asked the lady of the
noodles) it is tiresome to have your bouse to write a reference for him,
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food prepared by your friends’ in and this she did.
After he had carefully pocketed
competent chefs. O f conrse if you
send your hostess your diet list the envelope containing it the but
ahead it is easier— many people find ter said, bis manner changing:
“ There ia a small bill yon owe
it worth while to telephone a menu,
me.
It ia for money I have paid
even for a single meal. A great
deal o f coarse can be managed with out for messengers and parcels. It
the modern vacuum bottles and can- amounts to (18/75.”
Tbe lady <of the house could not
niffters. One of the queens o f so
remember,
any occasion when she
ciety is said to arrive with an
had
not
personally
met any small
especially designed silver gilt din
bill
o
f
the
kind.
However,
rather
ner pail containing boiled rice,
dried toast, Bulgarian sour milk and. than provoke a dispute, she silently
counted out that sum from her
other food requisites.
Such precautions to insure youi purse and handed it to him.
Still he did not go.
own com fort while visiting are, it
“ 1 have another small bill,” he
appears, not merely permitted, bat
announced,
still more boldly. "In
almost expected in society. There
remains, however, a considerable the iire that burned down your
experimental region where ultra country house I lost all my effects.
luxurious snd fashionable women I have made out a bill for them.”
The woman looked at him aghast.
are still working to reorganize
She
knew he had saved everything
country life on more rational lin
he
had.
“ What is the amount?”
Some o f these ladies, for example,
arrive with a trunk o f their own flhe finally found voice to say.
“ Fifteen hundred dollars,” he re
bed linen, their pillows and their
plied
coolly.
bathroom towels— an obvious step,
The
two were alone in the room.
one would say, nearer perfect com
Fearing
violence, the woman made
fort for the guest.
Yet queer, reactionary people are an excuse o f going upstairs to get
found who say that thia is not a her check book. Once in her own
compliment to the boetees; that it room she called up her lawyer on
is, in fact, distinctly the opposite. tbe phone and laid tbe case before
Pioneers end martyrs for any cause him.
“ It looks like an attempt at black
have always met such opposition.
mail,”
be said. “ He baa absolutely
Even though one feels it unneces
no
claim
qpon you.”
T W O T R U C K S D A ILY
sary, one would like here to encour
Summoning
her maid tbe lady
age these devoted women at their
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work o f civilization: I f America hurried downstair« again, went
Uravely
up
tn
the
butler
apd
quietly
in the twentieth century could real
We call for and deliver at your door
ly make visiting in other people’s ‘ told him to leave the house immedi
country houses anything bat ex ately. He went. Then the woman
bach
treme physical agony abe would fell
„
„
. in
_ . to her maid’s arms.—
A ll Kinds of Freight and Express Packages
bave made s historic contribution
York Times,
A t Railroad Rates
to the history o f the race— would
A K in g ’s Esoapa.
really haVe conquered the social, as
During his service as a private in
she did earlier the physical wilder
Office at MeKaetTs Barber Shop, 704 First St.
the foreign legion, King Peter o f
ness.— Harrison Rhodes in Harper’s
Servia fell into the hands o f the
Magazine.
Prussians. This mishap occurred
Office Phones :
D ,, ,
N. B. Lesher, Pres.
on Oct. 11, 1870, at Salbria, a small
Illustrating a Definition.
Newberg.
White
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Geo. Britton. Sec’y.
In proving a match to the hgPw_ town on the banks o f the Loire,
Portland,
Main
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Martin, Tress.
beating lawyer the woman witness where s detachment o f the legion
is probably in the majority. At a was surprised by the enemv and
recent case in court a woman wit forced to surrender. Prince ¿a ra —
ness was giving very damaging evi to give the name under which he
dence against the prisoner, and the enlisted— happened to be wearing a
attorney for the defense, nettled at belt stuffed with £400 in gold.
her manner, decided to embarfass When his captor* discovered this I
they started disputing about the di-
her if he could.
“ In giving your testimony, mad vision o f the spoils and in the con
am, 1 observe that you are constant fusion the prince managed to give
ly using the word ‘irony.’ May 1 ask them tbe slip. He reached the river
if you comprehend its true mean bank and, plunging in, got safely to ^
iiaRMHiX'IHtataiM,,,
the other bank, none of his p a r -;
ing?”
“ Well, 1 think 1 do. 1 will illus suers caring to risk drowning in or- j
trate. If 1 were to call you a gen der to recapture him.
tleman I should unquestionably be
Sickneee and Superstition.
indulging in most decided irony.”
For the cure of epilepsy or the j
Com bination Pneum atic Sw eeper
falling sickness numerous were the <
Mohammad and tha Mountain.
' I'H IS Swiftly-Sweeping, Easy-Running D U N T L E Y Sweeper
When Mohammed first announc charms that were invoked long ago.
cleans without raising dust, and at the same time picks up
ed his religion the Arabs demanded A very common remedy among the
pins,
lint, raveling*, etc., in O N E O P E R A T IO N . Its ease
poor
people
about
London,
and
par
some supernatural proof o f his
makes sweeping a simple task quickly finished. It reaches
commission. The prophet replied ticularly in Essex, was to cut the
even the most difficult places, and eliminates the necessity
that it would be tempting God to tip o f a black cat’s tail in order to
of moving and lifting all heavy furniture.
ask for such proof, but upon their procure three drops of bood. which
The G reat L a bor Saver o f the H om e—Every borne, b i f t or
insisting he commanded Mount were to be taken in a spobpful of
smell, can enjoy relief from Broom drudgery snd protection from
Safa to come to him, and when it milk and repeated three days suc
the danger o f flying duet.
If the patient was in
stirred not at his bidding exclaim cessively.
Duntley is the P ioneer o f Pneumatic S w eepers—
ed: “ God be merciful I
Had it formed o f the composition it lost its
Has the combination of the Pneumatic Suction Nozzle and
obeyed my words it would bave fall efficacy. ’ The patients also were to
revolving Brush. Very easily operated and absolutely guar
en on ns and destroyed os. I will creep head foremost down some
anteed. In buying a Vacuum Cleaner, why not give
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the “ D untley” a trial in your home at our expense.'
therefore go to the mountain and three pairs o f stairs three times a
W rite today fo r fu ll particular t
thank God that he has had mercy day for three successive days.—
AGENTS W ANTED
London Answers.
on a stiff necked generation.”
WARM WEATHER IS C0MIN6
Fill Y o o f R efrigerator
with ICE made by the
NEW BERG C R A M E R Y C O .
Do Not Fail to T ry Their
Ice Cream and Butter
Reo Inter-City Truck Service
KEEPS YOUR HOME
FRESH <?^CLEAN i
A T actfu l Ramindar.
Th* Opal«.
Edward was the proud owner of
his first pair o f pants. On the oc-
casion o f his first wearing them a
neighbor happened to come in and
was chatting with his father, but
much to Edward’s disgust the all
important subject was not men
tioned.
The little fellow stood it aa long
as he conld, then in a very indiffer-
ent manner remarked, “ There are
three pairs o f pants in this room.”
— London Tit-Bits.
'
The opal used in jewelry is dis
tinguished from other varieties of
leas value by calling it precious or
noble opal. Opals differ very great
ly in their color effects, and these i
are known aa the pattern of the
gem. The «liape and size of the
flashes o f color van’ from very
small, when the stone is called pin’s
point opal, to larger, squarish span
gles, when it is a harlequin opal.—
New York Sun.
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W hat H i Feared.
Football is understood to bave
originated among the Romans about
the middle o f the first century be
fore Chriat. It appears occasionally
during the middle ages, but it was
under the guidafirt o f the public
schools o f Orest Britain that the
me advanced and became popu-
r.— liondon Globe.
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Evan N
“ Say, old chap, lend ma a dollar,
will you?”
After complying tbe lender sud
denly has his m em oir refreshed.
“ Look here!” he declared to tbe
borrowed the next moment. “ Come
to think o f it, I lent you a dollar
over a year ago and you never re
turned it!”
“ That was odd.”
“ What was odd?“
“ Dollar No. 1.”
“ What o f it r
“ Well, this in dollar No. S ; that
makes it even. See?”
Hobson, who ia to say the least a
little absentminded, was on his way
to hia own wedding, when some
thing impeded the progreas o f the
carriage, which «tood at a stand
still so long that Hobeon put his
head oat of-the window and said to
the driver, “ Hurry up, or the whole
thing will he over before we get
th ere!"—Chicago News.
T he Persian Carpenter.
In accordance with the invari
able custom of all eastern artiaans
the Persian carpenter sits upon the
ground while at work. Instead of a
bench a strong stake i* driven down
before him, leaving shout ten inches
above ground, and upon thia he
rests hia feet. The facility with
which the work ia executed in thia
noaition hus alwava been a matter
of eurpriae to European workmen.
Duntley Pneumatic Sweeper Company
«Mil So. State S t , Chicago
You can’t always tell good
value by appearance. That
is e s p e c i a l l y true of a
Furnace
Your trust is well founded when it is placed in a
Victor Perfect Wood Furnace
SHEET METAL WORKS
Phone White 192
Shop: 602 Second Street
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