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AGASSIZ ANO A HERRING.
CLARENCE B U T T
And a 8tud#nt Who Finally Succeeded
W ill practice in all the court# o f the
In Making a Discovery.
attention Riven to pro­
it « . Si
▲
student
enrolled In Agassls’s clssa
mort-
t » t « work, the w riting o f deeds, n
te draftin
drafting
gages, contracts and the
g o f all For several day# Ajraaals paid no atten­
tion to him whatever. A t length, tired
Oregon.
N ew rberg,
t
leg a l papers.
O r n c a —Second Floor in Union Block o f standing around Idle, the student
ssked Agamis to give him something to
[R O G R A P H I C
HEAVY ARE YOU?
WELCOME THE
Native South Afrioen Hospitality That
la Often Abuaad.
After the Age ef
Forty Ovarwaight
i A NEARLY PERFECT CLOCK.
Tha
A ffa o tc tha Haart.
Wonderful Timepiece In Unele
tern’s Neval Observatory.
L ife insurauce statistics show
Although there is no perfect
to South Africa, among the na­
tives, there is a custom which has that overweight policyholders very clock, the one that nearest ap-
never been mentioned by an/ trav­ , rarely die o f old age. r o r that mat­ ' proaches perfection in this country,
eler in his talea. In the Transkei, ter no qpe ever dies o f old age. tbe standard clock o f the United
| But overweight persona are apt to States, is kept in a glass case in a
succumb to soiqe illness earlier in dark underground vault in tbe Na­
ly
every
fair
sized
village
has
a
herrtug and to my. “ Study this.” The
student waa bewildered, but set about field set apart for strangers. In a life than persons e f normal weight. val observatory in Washington. It
A man ’five feet tall should weigh is so placed that no changes in tem­
"studying” I t The next day Agassis village where the kifig resides usual­
ssked him what be had learned about ly his chief wife in told off to culti­ 115 pounds.
perature may affect it, and it is
Practice in all courts; Probate, Deeds, i the herring. The atudent replied that It
i • A man
five feet
two inches wound half hourly by means o f elec­
vate
this
field
and
to
store
away
M ortgages and all legal papers. A b­ bad two eyes, so mauy Bus and auch
till the product in the upper part should weigh 12? pounds,
tricity.
Scientific officers o f the
stracts examined.
and aucb markings.
A man
five feet
four inches government, regularly detailed for
o f her hut. and if in any adjacent j
•
“
No.
u
o
r
Agassis
cried.
“
Study
It
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the duty, watch over it day and
more. Those things are not Important” village some chief woman is sad­ should weigh *138 pound*,
No man o f i A man five feel six inches should night, constantly correcting it by
Tb e next day and the next the expe­ dled with the work.
rience waa repeated. The fourth day the tribe i« permitted to touch any weigh 144 pounds,
observations made from th « sun and
Agasettf again demanded Information food thus stored.
j
A '-.an
five feet
eight inches stars.
about tbe now rotting «peclmen. In S
The king’s wife, or whoever culti­ should weigh 155 pounds.
Thus tbe clock, though o f itself
desperate attempt at humor tbe stu­
A man five feet ten inches shoold it does .not keep time with the sun
vate«
the land, take« her «hare o f
dent replied. “ Well. It’s tbe same on
! ! Office over First National
the product and makes her living weigh 170 pounds.
and start snd tne earth, is made so
both sides.”
Bank
A man six feet tall should weigh accurate that even the scientists,
“That’s It!” shouted Agassis. "That's out o f it, but all over and above
it! A starfish Isn’t tbe same on both tbe amount actually consumed must 17? pounds.
Phone White 3-1
who say that there is no clock in
W I L L E. PU R D Y
. .
sides, an oyster isn’t, thousands o f be set aside and preserved.
Between the ages o f fifteen and the world that is perfect, call its
She
Non-partisan candidate for Governor at
specimens o f tbe sea are not. When
may not trade with any other wife thirty underweight is more impor- time “ correct.” Strictly speaking,
you Bnd one that la. you’ve found a
* November election.
jtant than in middle life. It is o f­ we are assured, the only thing that
starting point in a- new stage In the of the king.
This 6eld is known as the “ stran­ ten the < indication* o f incipient tu­ does keep perfect time is the earth,
evolution o f life.”
DR. A M. D A V IS
£ Obviously, that student learned more ger’ s field.” Whenever a stranger berculosis or some other chronic dis­ changeleasly rotating through space.
W . Hollingsworth
Son
i from that one lesson about tbe scien­ comes to the village he makes known ease. O f course, it msy be a fam­ But mathematicians and astrono­ Fonarmi Directors A Embolinen
D E N T I S T
fc tific method o f study than be would hi« wants to the king, and he is ily trait and mean nothing. But mers concede that the time o f the
Calls Answered Day or N ight
have learned in a year’* reading and
k lectures. Tbe/ textbooks would have immediately relieved. Th e best hut when only one member o f a family big clock inside the glass case comes
Lady Assistants. N o extra charge .
J¡ O fflee over F c r t iM R 'i Oro« Store '
taught bim the facta; Agassis taught in the village is set apart foe him, shows underweight the case is one “ near enough.” That means within Office, W hite 85
Rea. Black 84
fo r the fam ily doctor’s observation. some thousandths o f a second.
PHONE (L A C K 37 ~
J him the method o f learning all facts.— he eat« the food o f the stranger’s
N ew b o rg,
O r«.
field, and the wife o f the king pre­ Diabetes, thpeworm, chronic appen­
World’s Work-
H is this almost perfect clock
pares the food for him with her dicitis, anaemia, tuberculosis and that sets the standard o f this coun­
Lighting a Picture.
own hand. He remains a week, or other obscure conditions may be ex- try.
Th e inclosure. in which it
J. H. G IBSO N, M gr
Tbe hall In the RIJka museum. In a month, or any reasonable lenj^h
reused almost exclusively by un- stands in the observatory at Wash­
Amsterdam, which contains Rem­
erweight in early adult life.
o f time, and his departure is never
The only Abstract Books in
ington is surrounded by three walls
brandt's “The Night Watch," painted . ,
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Underweight in individuals up with spaces between. It rests on
in 1642. was specially built to hold tbe has,<T d’ S om etim e, he stays long
Yamhill County
picture that the lighting might be as enouP h
become a-m em ber o f the to the age o f forty shortens the ex­ massive stone pillars that reach far
pectancy o f life— that is, insurance into the earth. The'tém perature is Yamhill County Abstract Co.
perfect as possible. Tbe picture la al­ tribe.
• •'
i ways lighted, tbe hall always dark.
An «musing feature o f this cus­ 'companies have found by experi­ so maintained that, should a human d c M iN N V iL L K .
O regon
Office over U . S. Natl. Bank j Originally tbe picture was arranged tom is the fact that indigent mem­ ence that these individuals do not being step into the room, the in­
badly as to light and space. When, I d bers o f the tribe occasionally leave live as long on the average as do crease in .temperature occasioned by
Phone Black 171
>ecraoeoeoeoeo«oeoeo«oeoeo«
1715. It was transferred from the Doe- their village and go to other vil­ persons o f normal weight. Bat a ft­
this instrument would be registered
len to tbe town ball It was made to fit
DETMER W OOLENS
lage« and become'strangers, so that er forty the faetor of underweight on a thermostat o f almost incredi­
Into Its new position by baring strips
| seems to be o f little importance. ble delicacy.
very
often
when
a
fam
iliar
face
fo r fa ll and w inter have
cat off tbe canvas on either side and
arrived at
Th e corrections continually be-
off tbe top. which destroyed tbe bal­ has been misted from a certain v il­ ! From forty up overweight begins to
lage and any one asks where So-and- assume the more prominent place. 'ing made in this clock’ s time \ y
ance.
TH E
Why is overweight bad?
so went, or what became o f him,
reason o f the astrondmical observa­
TA ILO R ’S
Had to Be.
A moderate arndUnt o f excess tions are seldom more than ten one-
the inquirer has been gravely in­
L ittle flve-yeer-old Bessie was telling formed that So-and-so was poor baggage doesn’ t seem to be bad for hundredths o f a second. They are
Come early and g et first choice
about some medicine she bad taken
and became a. stranger. Some laxy younger men; in fact, it seems to be frequently less thpn five one-hun­
while UL
Phones
“ Yes." she said. “ I took some com men go round ifg m village to Vil­ a favorable factor. But in men past dredths.
lage, and when tly glfetu rn to their forty excess weight simply adds to
From the “ almost perfect” clock,
pulsion
o f cod liver oil. and” —
O ffice, W hite 22; Res. Black 90
“ You mean emulsion, don’t "you, original kraal t h e y * n the yarn the work o f the heart. It stands to which is in duplicate, wires pass to
M M M M áeaeei
deer—not compulsion7” said tbe v ie that they igpre beett wMping in the reason that if your heart was made two time sending clocks in another
Itor.
mines! Then a g a in j^ e can run to do the work o f a forty horsepow- room o f the observatory.
It is
“ W ell." rejoined Bessie, “ there w*as a
| er machine in the first place you through these that time passes out
across So-and-so
gootfc deal o f compulsion about It.” —
A •¿age living on the fat of the land can’t load on enough for a sixty to the country.— New York Times.
Dr. John S. Rankin ) Pittsburgh Press
as a stranger and being treated to horsepower machine without caus­
-1.Ï.
f
*"
)
royal -hospitality.
ing a breakdown sooner or later.
Healthy Fills.
has added a
PHYSICIAN mmd SURGEON
ji
U nay m pa that ic.
There’ are ho beggars in Africa. Every time a fat man walks up­ •, One day « Lancashire physician
“ W illie.” whispered auntie in the
> 9 O ffice over U. S. National Bank { street car, "why don't you get Up and When a man becomes too poor to stairs or lifts himself out o f a chair
on his- visiting day called at the
Office phone Blue 171
« give yonr seat to your father? Doesn’t get along comfortably he makes a l o r tears himself away from the din­ bouse o f a certain patient and, after
to their equipment which
Residence Phone Black 115
X It pain you to see him reaching for the circuit o f the adjacent villages as ner table his heart is doing o v e r ­ seeing the man, said that be would
strap?”
enables them to handle long
work. Both overweight and under­ send him a box o f pills. When the
a
stranger.—
Pearson’s
Weekly.
«owowowowowowowowowowowowo
“ Not In a car.” responded the young­
distance work with dispatch
weight individuals may accomplish
»hysician returned to his surgery
ster. settling back comfortably In hi*
Beck Number*.
much through diet. But the first te called fo r his assistant and told
s e a t-P e o p le ’s Home journal.
Picnic Parties a Specialty
“ W illiam ,” said Mrs. ta n GeldM thing necessary is to find oat wheth­ him to take the box o f pills to his-
Office phone
Black 100
to the man o f all work, “ 1 want er any organic disease is the. under­ patient and a hamper containing six
Th# Day Ha Salaetad.
:; Littlefield & Romig j
Residence phot* (R ed 79
When Mr. Gladstone waa alive you to clean out that large closet lying cause o f the abnormal w eigh t
roung hens to a friend o f his. Un-
Residence phone (Red 139
he was once discussing with some in the hall just outside the parlor. — William Brady, m ! D., in Chicago uckily the messenger bungled over
his errand and took the hamper
friends at Hawarden castle the Burn all the old newspapers, waste News.
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: and SURGEONS
greatest day in the world’ s history. paper and any other rubbish you
containing tbe hens to the patient
< ►
N a m e s T h a t Don*! N am « .
Phona Bloek 14
Each metfiber o f the group was ask­ may find there.”
and the pills to the physician’s
; ; O ffice in F irst N a t l Bank Bldg.
A
fte
r
a
short
time
she
met
W
il­
i
Many
chemical
names
convey
no
Call on
ed
to
say
on
which'day
he,
in
the
friend. Imagine tlje consternation
Phone, Black 31
ast or the future, would prefer to liam in the hall carrying in his srms exact idea o f the things they stand o f the patient on receiving along
Newberg Manufactur­
ive, it being supposed that he a huge pile o f sheet music, the for. Oil o f vitriol is no oil. Neither with the fowls the following in­
ing
& Construction Co.
are oils o f turpentine and kerosene. structions: “ Two, o f these to be
should have his present knowledge property o f her eldest dsughter.
Copperas
is
an
iron
compound
and
“
What
are
you
going
to
do
with
and afterward return to his present
swallowed every half hour.” — Spare For Windows, Doors & General Mill
contains no copper. Salts o f lemon Moments.
existence. Mr. Gladstpne chose a ^Mabel’s music?” she asked.
Wrrk,
493 N. Main Street "
| DR. THOS. W . HESTER
11 " 1
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“ Why. burn it, sure, as you told is (he extremely poisonous oxalic
day in Greece when Athens was at
* Physician and Surgeon g .its highest glory.
me to. It was in the closet there acid. Carbolic acid is not an acid,
A Littla Caaa ef Telepathy.
Office in Dixon Building
with th e tother rubbish.”
but an alcohol.
Cobalt contains
OVEN « 8 YEARS’
“ There is nothing strange to me
Phone.: Offic. Whit. 2 2 . I U Btaw SO J
EXPERIENCE ,
Oats Monotonous.
•“ But I didn’ t mean the music. none o f that metal, but arsenic. in the operation o f one mind upon
Put
it
back,
a
t
once.”
Th*e
little
girl
was
paying
a
call
Soda
water
has
no
trsce
o
f
soda,
another,” the telepathic woman
N E W BERG - - OREGON |
with her mother. The hostess, old
Noting his mistress’ displeasure. and. sugar o f lead has no sugar. raid. “ Once when my sister I am
fashioned and child loving, offered William inquired in surprise;
Cream o f tartar has nothing of very fond o f wtu operated on l went
tbe youthful guest a slice o f bread
“ Why, hasn’t she played it all ?”
cream nor milk o f lime any milk. with her and rat in the anteroom a
and batter, which was declined with
Gasman silver has no silver and long way off from the operating
T rade M a r k s
M a n n a a F u n gu s.
thanks.
black lead no lead.
room— that is, I walked up ana
Ocotona
DR. S A R A H E. SM ITH
—
• C o p y r ig h t ® A c .
“ Why don’ t you want the nice
It seems that in the present day
down there, worried to death near­
A r t t l r l i m rf dMor ir tlAn mu­
bread and butter, dear?” asked the Arabs who are obliged to traverse
ileklv aarart.'iln our oHirton fro*
rra* whMIi
«h ot her ..j
Physician and Surgeon
Cast Indian Villaga Dsitiss.
ly« about her, wheu all at once I
Antri,
woman, possessed .of the belief that the sandy waste« o f Arabia depend
-atout*
threw
myself
into
a
big
armchair
.There
is
a
cruel
custom
prevail­
Office in C ity Hall
Ml*..
"pitoStt tolls? IK ro ueh Mann
all children are hungry always.
to a large extent upon “ angel’s ing in many parts of the Telugu and went sound asleep. They had
rm—lT*
Wctol Mtu, without Oh nr*#. In tu#
O ffice Phone— W hite 147
“ W e have some at home just like food” both for themselves and for country, in India, in connection just given her the ether then, so
Residence Phone—Blue 58
it,” said the child.— Exchange.
their camels. The manna is in re­ with the worship o f the village her mind was at rest snd rested
A h«nd#***n*lr W n m u iM
r lr
ality a fungus which is found in deities. A t the end o f a sacrifice a mine. I slept until she came out
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OREGON
eulallixi o f * n f M ir mii .. • ! ~ .«L T i n..*, f l *
Tha Valúa of Tact.
H
a
!
four
monllto.
»1.
L'toU
L
/
*11
n
««**lc
*l»r..
great quantities on the sand after small cart with four, five or nine from under the influence.” — Ex­
Z JE X M Jg JZ X X X X K . *M .
A tactful person can make a rain. O f a gray color and o f the
pointed stakes standing upright at change
whole roomful o f people happy by «ize o f a pea, it has a pleasant,
the corners and sides is brought to
« « « « e s s e a s e e
e -t* m s s h t * «
conveying to them individually a ■•weet taste, and. although it« analy­
A Wonderful Sun.
the image. I’igs, lambs and fowls
Arcturus is one o f the very great­
DR. FRED H. W ILSO N | tacit recognition o f their individual sis shows that it is by no means a are then impaled alive upon these
accomplishments. T o tell a shy girl perfect food, it is sufficiently rich in
est o f the stars, so much so, indeed,
Osteopathic Physician and * that she is charming is to transform nitrogenous matter and carbohy­ stakes. The cart is dragged in a that even Sirius probably would
procession to the boundary o f the
Surgeon
| her and make her exercise her drates to sustain life for a long
village* The animals die in sgony make but s poor showing in the
charm.
T
o
tell
a
dispirited
man
period.—
Chambers’
Journal.
T h * . N a t i o n a l \ W e a k ly
New berg J
608 1-2 F irst Street
on the way and are taken off tbe comparison if placed at an equal
distance.
In
fact,
some
o
f
the
esti­
P h o n ««; O ffle« B le ek III . *••. a.d a
X that he is courageous and clever is
stakes when the cart reaches its
First T im e
to put into him such an infusion o f
mates o f the light and heat sent
T h a T a rm “G rin g o .”
destination.
strength that he will be on the
forth
hy
Arcturus
are
almost
in­
Etymologists are not satisfied
in C l u b s
high road to success.
credible, and if really correct no
that the fir*t two words o f “ Green
U nt i l this year
Second Thought.
planet could survive as near to
Grow the Rashes, 0 ,” the song that
C&Ot/t haa been
Lawyer— Madam. I ’m sorry to
Vary Ruda.
joldat$5.50. Now
Arcturus as the earth is to the sun.
the American soldiers sang in Mex­
D R . G. E. S T U A R T
the price is $2.50
“ Going to call on your new neigh­ ico in 1846, are the origin o f the say thst I don’t see the ghost o f a
and we have eecu red
chance fo r you to break your uncle’ s ,
Phyuci&n and Surgeon
bors next door?”
Thirst
ef
Sea
Birds.
,
term “ gringo” as a contemptuous
a concawion where­
will.
I
“ N o t 1. They insulted me the synonym for an American. They
Some species o f sea birds fre­
by we can offer it
Chronic duerna a ipedaky. Calk
Client— W ell, to be frank with
day
they
moved-in.”
at
a .till furthar
quently
spend
weeks
at
sea
i*nd
are
point to a Spanish dictionary of
aiMwered promptly day or sight.
you. I don’t see the ghost o f a
reduction in con­
“ As to how r •
believed to quench their thirst part­
1838, in which “ gringo” is set down
O fc r Room. I and 2 , Gregory Building
nection with this
“ Asked me to occupy a sofa on as meaning “ something unintelligi­ chance to pay vou for what you’ ve } ly from the falling rains. The keen
Roido.ce, 107 Maia S t Phooe Red 96
publication.
alreadv
done
if
the
.will
isn’t
bro­
the sidewalk; said they feared I ble,” and to one o f 178?, which says
eyesight o f birds is well known, and
S M ***V «**e M
ken.”
S p o d Offer to O at R - J m -
couldn’t get a good view from be­ that the word was used in Malaga
ses birds have been observed flock­
Lawyer— H ’in! On second thought,
hind the blinds.” — Pittsburgh Post. to indicate foreigners who spoke
ing toward a storm cloud about to
madam. I think the will can be
burst from all pointa o f the compara
Spanish poorlv.— Youth’s Compan­
Meaquss of Constantinople.
broken.— Boston Transcript.
and apparently drinking in the wa­
ion
-
There are 300 mosques in Con­
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ter as it descends from the skies.
stantinople, o f which the fifteen
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crete work, cement block«,
or wood work furnished oir
abort notice.
Telephone White 86
Convincing His Chum.
royal ones are regarded as tbe finest
Johnny
(in the garden)— Father,
in the world. Tne meaning o f the
father,
look
oul o f the window!
name o f Turkey’s capital is “ city o f
Fatlier
(putting
out his head)—
Constantine.” The most noted o f
"What
a
nnisance
you
children are!
the rnosqnes is that o f St. Sophia,
the first ancient existing Christian Wlial do von want now?
Johnnv (with a triumphant glance
church, which was converted into a
at
his playfellow)— Tommy Brook
mosque in 1453 on the capture o f
wouldn't
believe you’d got no hair
the city by the Tarks under Mo­
on the top o f your head.— London
hammed if.
Tit-Bits.
Net Tsetful.
Borne one a<kcd Archbishop Lang­
ley o f England once what tact was
“ W ell,” replied the archbishop, “ it
is difficult to say what it is. Hera,
however, is an instance o f what it
is n o t: Only this morning a clergy­
man in my diocese wrote to me, *In
consideration o f your grace’ s many
in in n ltiee and
failing pow ers’
That was not tactful F
Balt Water Batning.
A dip in “ the briny” is nowhere
considered sufficient for cleanliness,
and among the Polynesians one can
hardly insult s man more than to
state that his «kin shows marks of
salt water. In fact, directly after
bathing in the sea a bath in fresh
water is considered a necessity to
wash off the salt
tMaa* that a rear’« Mbaeriptioa
ÎôaA*<v£*tte!
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