THKNKW OOQCH BOOPOOHaQOPCwXtq QOCTQPOCiOQQOCPQPOOQQCK The Big Furniture Store T H E S T O R E O F Q U A L IT Y (¡HAPHII LOUIS W. HILL OFFERS HANDSOME SILVER CUP AT OREGON STATE FAIR, SALEM, ORE., H R E S P O N SIB IL IT Y SEPT. 28 TBOCT. 3,1914. carries the largest stocks and the biggest varieties o f H om e Furnishings at all times Responsible banking U the policy under which this bank fcas been managed since the day o f its or­ ganization. Furniture, Carpets, Wall Paper That this policy is appreciated, is indi­ cated by the constant and gratifying growth in business. W e desire to continue adding new accounts o f at the lowest prices for high grade goods individuals desiring the most efficient service and re­ W . W . Hollingsworth & Son Ption s W h it« 26 sponsible banking. C orn ar First an a H ow ard S tre e ts OOOOO0OQ000OQÖC0ÖÖÖC8C88ÖÖGÖD 3OOOOO0O0DCtn0O8O0QCKfO0OOQQQ0 A LITTLE OF UNCLE SI DRAFTS HISTORY United States National Bank t it. all the same. Again, Uncle Si, we know there are no fats up there. They are like the citizens • >f Newberg proper—they will not stay where there is fiothing to eat. We do not need any rat traps down here. You will note we vote for life, liberty, and against capital punishment, hence, the above petition. P. S —Uncle Si, .if you need anything in the hardware line, you will get it new and fresh at -the Oregon Hard ware and Imple­ ment Company’s Big Store, at the lowest cash price, and what you cannot find there you will- find at Van Blaricom’ s Store next to the Farmers’ Free Barn. Your friend, Red Top. On July 2 Uncle Si received an invitation to visit Newberg proper, and that same evening we met him at the Olympic Bak­ ery, and his tact was radiant with joy. From there he went over to Evans’ Studio to g* t the coveted picture taken, but Evans says he had no plate lari? enough to get all o f Si’s mouth at one time, for his smile had stretched his mouth like a poor man’s lease, trom (y)ear to (y)ear. Si attempted to shorten up his smile, but was unable so to do. He then went over to the Oregon Hardware and Imple­ ment Store and tried to get a job as roustabout, but Mr. Ander­ REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS son, the proprietor, did not like his past association, and turned S M Calkins et al to L H him down. Much discomaged, Aamoth 40 ac Henry Noble d 1 c he returned on the Overland to t 3 s r 3 w. Larkin - Princeville. July 4 we F O^Doyle to C A and Lulu A received a Marconi wireless mes­ Rockhill ne^4 o f oeY* o f sec 22 t 5 sage from Larkin - Princeville, s r 3 w $3400. which message was relaved at F O Doyle to J A Mothern Mossville, that Uncle Si had* nw*4 of nei4 sec 22 t 5 s r 3 w been tried and convicted of in­ $3400. cendiarism. and had been sen­ E V Ferguson & w f to Robt tenced by the judge to one year Ewell et al small tract in Amity solitary confinement on the $500. streets at Larkin-Princeville. On Harry Farr & w f to James July 6 the folio wing petition was Kirkby undiv Vi int in 2Yi ac in J circulated in Newberg proper: B Rogers d I c in t 3 s r 2 w “ Therefore, N e v e r t h e le s s , $1750. Whereas, We, the business men J D Gordon & w f to Lucas o f Newberg Proper, knowing the Cowgill and wf lots 6 7 and 8 E said Si Draft to be weak mental Newberg sub $5000. ly, morally and physically, and G w Hendershott to F L and therefore unable to grapple with Minerva B Ranney lots 3 and 4 the law or laws of spontaneous and part of lot 5 Newby’s 3rd combustion, and not realizing add McMinnville $2900. that the rags saturated with J C Hinshaw & w f to E L and perspiration oil from his brow Etta M Ballard 8296Vfc sq ft in (emitted therefrom by his hard lot 4 und y% int in lots 2-5 6 blk and arduous walk through New­ 7 O T McM $10. berg Proper) thrown under the Albert S Hinkley Estate to stairway o f a country hardware Frank and Emma Thierer lot 4 store would result in spontane­ blk 4 Hauswirth’s 2nd add McM ous combustion; therefore, we, $300. the business men o f Newberg, do | • J D Housely & wf to F E and hereby petition His Majesty, the' Mary M Norton in Johr^WaEt’s hnL l Court, for a commutation of sen­ and B S Burch d l c i n t t 5 5 s * r 4 w tence to one year of scribble- $ 10 . ology for the Larkin-Princeville Leonard S Hopheld & wf to country merchants.” Charles and Mary Lewis lot 2 The result o f this petition mav blk 5 Oak Park add McM $250 B A Kliks & w f to W S and be seen in the Graphic o f July 9, the readers o f which have their Naomi Wright lot G blk 15 O T eyes opened by Si’s admission of McM $850. E N Larry to Marie S Larry where he had his eyes fitted, that, to a thinking man accounts 70x100 ft blk N Saylor’s add for his overflow of gas and gall. McM $10. It must be a great deal of relief A H Leighton & wf to Charles to Uncle Si to sit in the rear o f a and Mary Lewis lot 3 blk*S Oak country hardware store and Park add McM $10. Hannah Ltvengood et al to fancy he “ sees men as trees walk­ ing.” We also note the fact that Katherina and Robert Jensen 4 Uncle Si, in order to keep np with ac in David Ramsey d I c in t 3 s the times, went to the country r 3 w $1000. H R Morris & wf to Henry drug store and got a cathartic French lot 2 blk 12 City Park that will give him impetus in the right direction. Keep on going, add Newberg $175. Clyde McCoy & w f to H M Uncle Si. Yes, Uncle Si, we can Lands to 138 ac in Adam N Sim­ see you taking physic-culture. It must have been immediately mon’s d I c in Sec 15 t 3 sir 5 w after this that you took that $7000. Andrew Ornduff to Arvine F ride with the country doctor. We can understand why the Lar- Ornduff 19.970 ac in ne*4 sec 26 kin-Prince Hardware Store is al­ t 2 s r 3 w $1. Andrew to Florence S Shook most exclusively a second band store, since they use the Hard- 19 549 ac in sw% sec 26 t 2 s r 3 Case and Character cars patent w $1. Samuel W Parrish & w f to picking-up machine to keep the store replenished with second­ Tbos and Margaret Herd lot 4 hand goods. Yes, Uncle Si, Lar- blk 2 Everest add Newberg kin-Prince Company cannot af- $ 2000 . Gustave A Schneider and John Ford a Ford Car unless you pick it up in the night, as you say W Wells to D T Davis et al sw^i they do the other goods f o ’d o f nw% o f tec 15 t 2 s r 4 w $1500. there, as there are no second-hand Fords offered for sale. When a Weekly Oregonian and Graphic man gets a good thing he keeps both one year $2.25. % v, “Oldest Bank in Newberg” First National Bank NEW BERG, OREGON Depository for Postal Savings State County and Municipal Funds 4 % Paid On Time Deposits Louis W. Hill, president of the Great Northern Railway, has signal­ ized his interest in the Oregpn State Fair, to be held at Salem, Ore., S ept 28 to O ct 3, by offering a hand silver cup as a special prize tor the best individual farm exhibit Every farmer la urged to enter the contest and help make this affair a huge success. r A Bit o f Advice. THANKS FOR A FAVOR. JU U U U LÄJU LÄJU U U U t ««d ■ Little Bit of ■ Surprise. „ . « was after dark, and the French “ I’ve walked many miles to see baker was about to close his shop you, sir,” he said, “ because when the telephone bell rang, , A tramp called at Mr. C obb’s Th# L*«,y a,,d Spl H i people told me you were very , , yeB ma.am. kind.” “This Is Mrs. Jim ley of Hickorynnt “ Indeed,” said the old gentle­ street — “ Yea. Mr*. Jlmley." man. “ And are you going back1'fc„1 I am giving a «upper tonight, and the same way?” I discover that 1 need half a dozen more rolls Could I trouble you to “ Yes, sir,” was the answer. •end them over?" “ Well,” said Cobb, “just con­ “ I’m sorry, ma'am, but I haven’t a tradict that rumor as you go, roll left in the store nor even a loaf of bread. We are sold, clear out tonight" will yon? Good morning.” Almost Incredible. Mr. Craig was reading the evening paper, while his wife sat npar by, knitting. “Just listen to this, Debby,” he said. “ It says here that more than five thousand elephants a year go to make our piano* keys.” “ Gracious!” cried the wife. “ Ain’ t it jest wonderful, Dan, what some animals can l)e trained to do!” What Could He Do? ~ “ Why, Wiliie,” said the Sun­ day-school teacher in a pained voice, “ have you been fighting again? Didn’ t you learn in last Sunday’s lesson that when you are struck on one cheek you ought to turn the other one to the striker?” “ Yes’ m,” agreed Willie; but he hit me on the nose!” K a locomotive engineer tanks up, does he make his own head light? THE FORD has been strengthened and la the universal car, everybody knows It. Five passenger, S425.M F. O. B. Newberg; Roadster, $575.M. Call and see them. NEW BERG A U TO C O "This la very provoking," said Mrs Jlmley “Are you sure you haven't anything that would do?" * “ There Isn’t a thing In the place that I would care to sell you. ma'am Hold on. though. There's a half dozen fren'j rolls on my own trapper table right now. I could let you. have those if you think they would do. My kids can eat crackers Instead. They’d rather, spy way." “ Those will do very nicely. Mr Ovens Will you send them over soon please?” “ Right sway, ma'am. The boy ha* gone for the night, lint ril take them to you myself.” In a minute or two he stood on her front steps ringing the I tell and feeling well pleased with hlmselMbtit he could do some one a kindness Mrs. Jlmley opened the door and took the packages from bis hands Then she said In Icy tones: “The next time you bring any goods here. Mr. Ovens. I wish you would re member to ring the basement bell. I can’t have tradesmen coining to the front door.” —Newark News. Ha K m w . “ If I were you.” hla wife said. “I’d go to that mao and tell him exactly what I thought of him. He lied to you. and you ought to tell him that you know It If I were yoy I’d let him know just how I deeptoed him. I'd have the aattofactlon of making him D(id you ever ses a fellow who feel ashamed of himself.” was so lazy that he wouldn’t “ No, my dear.” ha replied, “you* wouldn’t do anything of tha kind. If even try to carry a tune? vere me you’d do just aa I’m do- i This fellow weighs fifty pounds j than 1 do, and they tell ms he’s Overdoing It one of tbs best boxers In this town.” - Chk-ago Record-Herald. Doolan and Rafferty were ex- aming the fine big library. “ Doolan,” said Rafferty, point­ ing to an inscription, “ phwat does thim litters, “ M D C C C X C V I I ’ mean?” “ Thot manes eighteen boon- dered an’ noinety-seven.” Doolan,” said Mr. Rafferty thoughtfully, “ don’t yes t ’ink they’re overdoin’ this shpellin’ reform a bit?” The Overland has been improved very much, baa 114 In. wheel base, floating axle, electric lights, co a l dash, Warner speed­ ometer, at $1885 F. O. B. Newberg; or equipped with Grey A Davis generator and starter at $I2#S.“* Her Library. It la dear that tbs young who figure In this little conversation from the New York „ Telegraph ware ao blue stockings: S Amy—I don’t know what to give Oladya for a birthday. She baa a gold maob bag, aha baa a wrlgt^ratch, she has a ^|lver toilet set—oh. she has ev- srythiag! Pearl—WeH, give bei ▲my—No; she baa a Lone Fir Dairy Pure Milk and Cream is conducive to good health. This is the kind we supply our customers. Our Dairy is frequently inspected by the State Dairy and Food Commissioner and has been highly com­ mended by that official. Give us a trial. t « # Phone R ed 66 R. B. LYLE H elp M ake O r e g o n the Cleanest State in the Union Unclean ideas In regard to sex scattered broadcast by the ignorant cauze immorality, disease and suffering among the innocent. True, wholesome information helps to produce clean, healthful citizens capable o f richer and more useful lives. Sex education should be' provided when possible in the home. Pam­ phlets will be sent fijse for men and women, boys and girls o f all ages. Send 2-eent stamp and state definitely agea and sex o f children and other persons for whom pamphlets are wasted. Address The Oregon Social Hygiene Society The Weekly Oregpnian and Graphic I for One Year, $2.25