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the boys in .“ The Big H^w*| ilortd punch and I was just sa
Store" was tellin’ me about g oin ' yin g my sixth glass when they
round the; work) in autom obiles pllered *>11 a-board for Amari-
to help build some little play ca ” , and 1 fell orar the whole
houses for the youngsters in New- bunch gettin* aboard for my na
berg and I asked them if there tive land, and when we got. to
would be any room tor me to g o America, about .forty little
along, and they told me to g o Yankee Damsels came runnin’
put to me with ice cream cones.
1 took on three or four o f them
Cones, and fore we went home
the Goddess o f Liberty sung
“ America” and we nil joined in
on the chorus. Well, this w as
the end o f that great trip and I
ftot home in tnne to meet m y old
Plymouth Rock rooster gettin'
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Office over First National
Bank
Phone White 3-1
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DR. A . ML D A V IS
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EXAMfNk OUR LUMBER
closely and you will understand
why we can truthfully chum
superiority for i t The smooth
straight grain, the absence o f
large knots, the thorough seas
oning all show the experienced
the economy o f using our stuff.
Follow their example and profit
as they do by being customers
o f ours.
M . H . P IN N E Y
SOS N . M ain S t .
H a H i f i , O f* .
C . w . K IB N J L B
P R O F E S S IO N A L
Piano Tuner
Dr JohnlS.
Summer Straw Hats
Phone Black 32. Opp. P. 0
Littlefield ft Romig
PH YSICIAN 8
and SURGEONS
UNDSN NEW MANAGEMENT
Wood o f all kinds. Wood sawing «specialty
Prompt «arrice. Leave orden at yard or
at Z am wait’ a Feed Store, First and Main
RHONE BLUE 191 ,
E. P. HAMILTON, Prop.
NEWBERG - - OREGON
The Newberg
Transfer Co.
; ; D r. F , H . Wilson j [
is prepared to trenti«
your goods anywhere
any place any time.
i : M e n fflic Physician & Otistetriciii It
Prices Reasonable
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Newberg. Ore. 1|
Office phone Black 100, or -
residence ( Black 128
Dhoros | Red 7»
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DR. G. E. STUART
Physician and Surgeon
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Carpentering and
Cement Work
W . J. SAU N D ERS
P hono Black 1S6
Newberg
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Office #07 1st St. Phone White 1SS
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CHASE ft LINTON
GRAVEL COMPANY
a u Kinos oi gravai ior con
crete work, cement blocks,
or wood work furnished on
short notice.
Telephone White 85
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afterward ti
the conductor on the Owl trajn
gave them a berth in the smoker.
The train dispatcher and the in-
orm ation bureau were so Jratjr
Perry Barbary to Chas. H.
talkin’ to one another that they West small tract, New berg, $1.
alm ost forgot to give onr train
Shnte Savings Bank to M artha
orders to leave, but we finally
Pinch et al. s 3 9 7 ac of lot 2 in
got off and the first stop was Iry-
St. Joe Tracts, $1,000.
and. The ride was awfol short,
Robert G. Cook et tlx to Rich
rat the buttermilk and beautiful
Irish Biddies left a taste in my ard Hadden, lots 1, 2, blk 6, Ev
mouth that I'll never forget. erest add, Newberg, $10.
Thos. Dickjy et nx to John and
When I was drinking my sixth
Ross
Grossen, 25 ac in John
glass o f buttermilk, the little
white pig that they had in the Finch die sec 1 3 1 3 « r 5, $2,000.
parlor g ot loose and there was J. P. Dorsey et ax to John H.
quite a com m otion for a few St. Rayneret a), 20 ac in Fran
minutes, and I heard the conduc cis Holdridge die t4 s r 3, $3,000.
tor holler all-a-board and I m Patrick Jos. Fay et ux to T ol
cissed the Blarney Stone good bert Cole, 10.08 ac in nw % sec
night and I just g ot in feme to 2 8 1 4 s r 4 w. $4,000.
catch on /th e tail end o f the ca-
August R. Ford to Mrs. Josie
boose car and the next thing I E. Small, 1.40 ac in W. D. Clark
knew I was landed in Japan. die in 1 3 s r 4 w , $2,500.
T w o o f them fellers from Larkin-
Richard Hadden et ux to R obt
Prince Hdwe. C o., w as runnin’
G. and Naomi Cook, 49 ac in e ^
our train and they kept the thing
sec 32 1 2 a r 3, $10.
a m ovin' so fast that a feller
Helen Jane Lemon et vir to
didn't have time to digest his
meals between stops. M usk, tea Mabie E. Rush, 1-10 ac in S.
and old maids made life pleasant Hester die in t 3 s r 2, $30.
in Japan, and ¡fthebrakey hadn’t • A. L. M acintosh et ux to A. L.
stuck that megaphone thing in M acintosh C o., 150.69 ac in
my ear and hollered alLa-board, Daniel Johnson d k in 1 3 s r 4,
$7,000.
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I ’spect I’d been there yet.
Gustavus H. Robinson et n x to
Well, I hadn’t more than ¿ o t
Frank
Peabody et ux, 25 ac in
set dow n good and. com fortable
like, when the train stopped goin’ n4£ sec 2 4 1 5 s r 4, $2,000.
Chas. H. West to Geo. and
and they hollered “ Everybody
off for M exico." I felt cold chills
climbin’ up my spine before I g ot
off the train, but I went with the
crow d and I was so scared all
the time I was in that place that
I lost four pounds ahd I swaller
T o the married man who can
ed them Chile-Con-Karney Beans not get along w ithout his drinks
so fast that they burned all the the follow ing is suggested as a
lining out o f my stom ach and I solution to the bondage o f his
had to have Pressnal & Harring habit.
First—Start a saloon in your
ton line it with wall paper when
I g ot back to tow n; and when house.
the b ra k fj yelled “ all-a-board” 1 Second—Be the only customer.
w as the first feller on the train You will have no license to pay.
and every hair on fey head was Give your wife $2 to> buy a gal
lon o f whiskey, and remember
standin' straight up.
Well, the next trip was out to there are sixty-nine drinks in
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teresting surroundings sort of / T hird—Buy your drinks from
quieted my nerves and by the no one but your wife, and the
time I g ot on the outside o f some time the first gallon is gone she
o f that good pine-appk dope I will have $4.90 to put in the
was feelin’ fine and when the bank and $2 to start business
train was ready to g o to Ger again.
many I felt like spendin’ the sum
Fourth—Should you live ten
mer in Honolulu, but I went years and continue to buy boose
with the crowd and we soon from her, and then d k with
landed in Germany. Mueller, the sndkes in your boots, she will
tailor, wept tears o f jo y all the have money to bury you decent
w ay from Houoluiu to Germany ly, educate your children, buy a
because he was so glad he was house and lot, marry a decent
goin’ home. Well, I ate some man, and quit thinking about
weeneys and drank some batter- you.
milk there, but I was glad to get
aw ay, ’cause them little dutch
girls was clumping around there
On the third day o f Aunt Jane’s
in them wooden shoes and I was
visit, M otorton took her for a
afraid they would get on my
ride in his high-power runabout.
corns m ost any minute, but they
“ Darn the hick!” exclaimed
didn’t, and the next thing I knew
M otorton. -
we jost g ot aboard the train
“ Goodness! W hat’s w rong?”
and off again and we were
said
Aunt Jane.
landed in Prance. Well, it I had
“ Bngine’t missing,” tersely re
been married I would have
plied M otorton.
bought my wife one o f those new
Dear me!” said Aunt Jane. “ I
and up-to-date bonnets that
hope it's been found by an h on
they showed ns there, and one
est person
of thepi little school-ma’ams
down there with a short dress
Never size a man op as a brute
and black stockings told me becaui of the sad look his wife
more stuiflf about France than 1 wears. He may be a humorist.
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Why you wunt Tern« Plats Roofing. One reason will be
week in this advertisement to show that Tarne Plat* Roofing I# tka I
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it can roadQy ha applied to irregular surfaces and
otherwise difficult roofing propositions.
SH EET M ETAL W O R K S
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Phone White 192
Shop: 602 Second Street
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The Black Imported Percheron Stalljon
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The Ranch o f J. p . Gordon
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One mile east of Newberg
This stallion bas sired some o f the prise winners at our state
fairs. Ou account o f the lateness o f the season in getting
him, and to cut out the expense o f traveling him, we are go
ing to stand him at
TEN DOLLAR TO INSURE A FOAL
This, we figure, will give the breeders an opportunity to
get the Service o f one o f the beet sires at r small fee, and we
will save the ten-dollar benefit we give the farmer in ex-
penses. This
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Customer—I would like to look
at your baby carriages.
Clerk—All right, sir; single or
double seated?
Customer—W til—er—I’m not
in a position to say.
Kills the Lice
Doesn't Harm Chickens
Pitching horseshoes is about
the only game in whkh “ close”
counts.
Perce! & Rainey
General Contractors
Do all kinds o f Co n m utarla§,
Palatin* and Cornant Work
Box 686
Newberw, Orare
J. H. GIBSON, Mgr.
Rhene lla o k 14
Call on
Newberr, Manu&otur-
ing ft Construction Co.
Weekly Oregon and Graphic, f#r Window«, D oms a General Min
one year, $2.25.
Werk, « «S3 N. M ala Street |