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^aC 5 . ■■i« — A. E .. M IN U T O ÀUTO TKUCK ... . - . ....... - g PUZZUNQ MUD LUMPS. TH E OLD TIM E O m ItH W Whw th* Bun Never M o v in g , h a u lin g a n d s to ra g e C la y »doodo T h a t R im end Pal» la «ho 1« W as a War»» a# Artietio on th* atere and Stripe«. Mtoaiaaippi R iver. | and Carefully Guarded. o f a ll k ih d s. P rice s rig h t. G ive W ithin a mile or two o f each o f The bandbox— which today ex- There is only one flag that tbs m e a c a ll. P h o n e B la ck 1 8 . the m ouths o f the Mississippi the | ut* nolely aa a receptacle fo r hats— sun never sets on— the British. But territory is characterised by Urge w a pale and feeble descendant of the American flag is a close second, -A T-LA W swellings or upheavals o f tough blu the bandbox o f 1830. in its earlier for the sun during half the year gray clay, to which has been sp days, originally intended to hold never set# on it either. That is to C L A R E N C E B U T T ish ed the name nai plied o f “ mud lumps.” the lace ruffles and embroidered say, these two are the only flags WHI practico in all tho coarta of the Many o f theee mud 1 lumi lumps rise just wristbands o f the gallants o f the that the sun is continuously shining attention given to pro* irritine of dooda, mart* o ff snore and form islands haring a period, ¿t became the receptacle for over, no m atter what his position to and the drafting of all surface extent o f an nera or more all the small belongings which a in the heavens— the one all A m year and a height o f five or ten feet, but traveler required. Ft» history, to round and the other d during exactly some do not reach the water sur- some extent, is that o f the present half the year, from March 28 to ; face. »lav *uit case, originally invented Sept. 8*. These mud lumps, in addition to lor a specific masculine use, but so C . R . C H A P IN O f course it is true that on no day being o f im portance because o f their convenient that it came into gen at all during the year can the sun bs effects on the channels o f the Mis* eral use and has been appropriated seen from any two points o f con aiaaippi river, are also o f considers- : to a great extent by the fem inine tinental United States at all times •Jin aD coarta; Probate, Doodo, during a period o f tw enty-four I land all legal papón. Ab- ble purely scientific interest, fo r half o f society. I their developm ent is not included in j But the bandboxes, a few o f Which hours. But the United States naval ¡ the usual conception o f delta grow th, < «till exist in the garrets o f old homes observatory has made careful cal aad although several theories have upon farms or plantations, have a culations which by including Alaska, ipon 1 j been advanced, their cause must barm and variety which the ubiqui- P orto R ico and the Philippines show ] still be regarded as uncertain. The tous suit case can never rival, for that between the spring and fa ll I m od lam ps ere com m only twenty to the bandbox reflected the decorative equinoxes the sun never cesses to thirty rods rodi broad and stand twenty taste and portrayed to some extent thine in -the eyes o f the A merican ¡ or thirty feet above the adjacent the life o f the day. It was often o f oagle. T heir growth occupies astonishing splendor. Perhaps nothing oould. make US ; O ffice o v e r F irs t N a tion a l from a few hours to several years The top and the bottom o f such realise how great a nation our ex Rnnlr and is usually irregular. a box would be o f board one-quarter panded country is better than this Phone White 3-1 Generally a mud lam p rises in s or one-half o f an inch thick, the sim ple astronom ical fa c t M ore «♦eeeesssessee»ssese»ee+» few weeks or m onths to s height o f sides also o f board, but so thin that over, within theee two dates there fou r or five feet above the surface it could be easily bent to create the are also several other pairs o f east o f the water. Then it remains quiet oval form desired. The bottom of ern and western extrem e points and is beaten down by the waves in the box and tbe inside o f both box where the same condition obtains, the course o f a few yea n . Many o f and cover would be covered with though fo r much shorter times. them subside, however, and some newspaper. Upon those which still It is not generally known, but disappear overnight. Those that exist one may read the news o f the the easternm ost point in the United rise slowly are considerably worn day from newspapers o f Boston, States and its island possessions is •M TfW lM M l'« D r«f It*«« » before they stop grow ing, while New York, Philadelphia or Balti in the island o f P orto R ico—lon gi those that rise m ore rapidly and in more. T he outside would be cover tude 65 degrees 18 minutes west, R H O N E B L A C K AT protected places áre capped by lami ed with wall paper o f the gayest latitude 18 degrees 80 minutes nated silt having a maximum thick and most attractive kinds to be had. north. The westernmost point is in ness o f ten fe e t flow ered and striped papers were Balobe island, in the Philippines— Am ong the m ost conspicuous and often used, but far m ore popular longitude 116 degrees 40 minutes impressive features o f the mud ! were the patterns showing la u d -; ew t, latitude 8 degrees 0 minutes that are marks or historical happenings of ! north. When the son is at what the | | lumps are the mud sp: Tings th activa on many if not t all o f them. the times— New York society on calendar makers call “ north declina- T he discharge from theee springs parade at Battery park, pictures of ! tion” o f 0 degrees 19 minutes— consists o f salt, watery mud and gas. tbe first capitols at Washington or that is to say, on March 28 and on It is considered by som e scientists Albany, an early railroad train or Sept. 88— it rises in P orto R ico at ! ' Office over U. S. Natl. Bank that the mud lumps are produced by ' steamboat, or Castle Garden as it exactly the same tim e that it sets in Phone Black 171 a gentle seaward flow o f layers o f ^originally appeared. An old b u d - ! the island o f Balobe. Between theee w»e»eese»+eèees»eeeeoeeee» semifluid day under the land and box discovered in one o f the Louisi , tw o dates during the winter months the shallow water near the and o f ana parishes bore a w onderful pic ! the sun does set on the United the passes. T he mud lumps appear ture o f the reception at New Or ; States, and during the remainder of to be the product o f flow, because leans o f General Jachton after he ; the year, the summer m onths, it in no other plaoea have such thick had overcom e the British. J does n o t — Exchange. .............- .......... ................ bodies o f clay been found.— A rgo When they were taken on a jou r The P m m t •f Advertising. naut. ney the bandboxes were often plac T he power o f advertising is told ed in large b a n made o f printed cotton so that they m ight n ot be in by a manager o f the toilet depart Q uick C u rtain . jured by careless handling. This ment o f a large New Y ork depart lit t le W illie was le ft alone with Office, White 22; Bea. Black 90 precaution, no doubt, aided greatly ment store. “ We have six different sister’s bean. recently in the preservation o f such as are makes o f one toilet article,” he said, Ü K i á N N M I M I M s SM s i “ Mr. Chumpley,” he j still existing and provided fo r the “and they are so near alike in quali said, “ what is a popinjay ’ Sister’s beau wrinkled his fore- collectors o f today dainty prises that ty that even experts can’t tell' the one would hardly expect to find aft* difference between them , yet we “ W h-why, a popinjay is a— a vain « the passing o f nearly a century, ■ell as much o f one as we do o f all D r. J oh n 8. R a n k in bird ” — Independent. the others together, just because the m anufacturer is everlastingly adver PHYMCIAN and SURGEON “ A re you a bird, Mr. Chumpley r ------------------- tising it. T he other five sell in “ Certainly n o tw ■" wurwigna. Office over U. S. National Bank “ That’s funny. Ma said you was There w aaa terrib len oisecom in g proportion to the amount o f adver Office phone Blue 171 tising given to them. I f there is a popinjay, and pa said there was th« $*** 10 * o£ ‘ he £ Residence Phone Blade 116 £ no doubt ¿bout your bein’ a ja y, an’ , ™ m’ “ J the £ ^ km? her’l, aUrm- any difference in quality it is in favor o f the poorest seller.” — New On the floor her •OOOOOOOOOWQOOOOWOOOOOWOWO sister said there was small hopes o f , ____ ______- > _ . . >AH * _ _ aged ten, was going through all Y ork H e ra ld / LAWYER P. F. H A W K IN S ! (. DENTIST. B J. C. PRICE i D E N T IST Startling Exclusive Ins- pro vements Mark the 1914 Harley-Davtdson Contrai of Freo W heel-F c Seat, and Other Starts Machine With Rider hi h a s sto o d th e teet o f m on th s end m on tbe o f herd roaa se rv ice . T b e B tsp-Cterte r an fich ie h re f eatu re far - nishes th e o n ly p ra ctice! m eth od o f starting t m otorcyc le. If the flder ocddeebaDy stalls U* ssolee it ie no toeger neesesoiy So held ■p traffic 0 « a crowded otreot, And a lovrt place in tbo road, got off in the mad, and eat the — on tho stand to start it. A f to throb. H «rtw -D «il»»iaidim iH jiai ’ItwJSartiy Paytiiaaa^area teoroa _________ l*th*f*arhak,Uraaav*M> tho Snot *b)wt**a to th« il Sa o » fr» from tow to bi«h *r kWh t* low *r to Tho oow Hect*y-D**Ma »a Boad ■tsee may be eeerated bv a fcaS lera» aa th* ri*ht mot board or by both o f Froo Whool Fro* W baal Control la «arroti* by I or foot. W ith hi* baa»* oath * -bar* th * ridar ha* I o f th* ISM “ o . u n iu A A. E. & A. O. ANDERSON Ageeta for Yamhill County, Newberg, Roete 1. Phone ITaAS Dr. E . P. Dixon D E N T IST i >> M M # > t e S S t e M M M < M » f L ittlefield & R om ig P H Y S IC IA N S an d SURGEONS Office in first Nat’l Bank Bkfc. Phone, Blade 81 DR. THOS. W. HESTER Physician and Surgeon Office in Dixon Building PhMÉM Off»*. Wkit* 22 . K**. BI m os NEWBERG - - OREGON ! \ u uuuuu uuuu u s a s u u u eu u u » » » » ! Honrs: S t e l l a . M. 2 to 6 P. M. Other« by Appointment I I D r. .F , H . W ilson £ J L i t f b w V t d L T h at’s f o i m /“ And j<ut then M r '« into the room .— Cleveland Plain Dealer. U ndintiMr||Md T he pastor o f a certain fashion able church in New Y ork never neg lects an opportunity to express dis approval o f the extravagant use o f cosm etics by the members o f his congregation. On one occasion he was present at a social function when som e one remarked to him , “ There are the three Van A lten girls.” “ A re they unmarried T* asked the divine. “ Y es, hot it seems odd when oae considers that they have good .looks, wealth and position. It certainly ia strange they don’ t g o off.” “ 1 quite agree with you,’ said the m inister. “ A ll three use enough powder.” — Lippm cott’s. Superstitions. A ccording to traditim i, if you have , m ole on jo o r chin jo n m n j M S j J « p e r t to b . wealthy, white i f jo n •i». I Edvard* Bldg. Ne e berg , Ore. 11 have it under your arm it prom ises you wealth and honor as welL A m ole on the ankle indicates courage. On the left tem ple a m ole indicates W M W M i that you will find friends am ong the great onee o f the earth, but i f it be D R . Q. B. S T U A R T placed on tbe right tem ple it warns and Surgeon you o f com ing distress. A m ole on a man’ s knee means that he may ex • «pedaky. Celt pect to marry a rich woman. A m ole peoaptljr da? er aid*. on the neck prom ises wealth. I f you I aad 2. Gregory Buildiog have a m ole on your noee you are 107 Maia S l PI mpc Rad 96 going to be a great traveler. A m ole S S M **M *< ► aaaeee on toe throat indicates health and wealth. •♦eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesee—en I Doctors Haynie A Haynie One Way to Cure a Thera are some old superstitions still alive in England as a curs fo r toothache. Mr. E. A. Rawlence AU Abnormalities Treated Through the Nervous System < told the Dorset Antiquarian Field Office SOT let SL Phone White ISO * d u b at Dorchester recently a Dorset farm er tw o or three years ago reo- ommended a friend to put his arms round a young oak tree, mark the place where hi* fingers m et and w .w . there make a slit in the bark; then with his left hand he was to pull sem e hair from behind his right ear aad put it in the slit ia the bark. * ‘ Globe. ' T / ' S “ ’8*“ 11*’ ^ . W illie, W illie 1” she cried. “ What are you doin g? Y ou’ll” — F or a mom ent W illie paused ia his gym nastics. “ Oh, it’s all right, m other 1” he gasped. “ Y on see, I forgot to shake my m edicine before taking it— like you always told me to do. So 1 thought I’d shake m yself up aa the m edicine was inside m et” — London MaiL * The Meaning o f "M uf.* T he record o f the fa ct that muffs by m ore men than women in Paris suggests the old in genious definition o f g m uff as “ a soft thing that bolds a lady’s hand without squeezing it.” “ Muff” ap pears to have com e to us from Ger man, in which language, curiously, “ m uff” means not only a hand com forter, but also a sulky person o r a grow ling dog. These seem, how ever, to be ty o different words. Was muff” no an ! our own m » « etaphorical .p o o n c n i “ Tnnjr *«■“ ■»” to t he « f a ming of ffS or simply an intim ation [ that the person was distinctly “ s o ft?” — London Chronicle. ____ Pulling That Hair. “ W hat makes me really mad,” said the woman, “ is to spend min utes, maybe hours, trying to get bold o f a white hair which shows up on my head tike a dazzling light, je t which is tantalizingly eluave whan I try to catch it, and then when I do finally separate it from tho brown hair and give it a vigor ous pull to find that I have snatch ed out a good brown hair, after all, and le ft the white one still shining.” — New Y ork Press. Circular saws are made of papor fo r use in m anufacturing v< and fine furniture. Thin pistes o f wood cut by these saws a n so fine ly finished that cabinetmakers do not have to plane them at all be fore they are used. The saws, driven by an electric m otor, ore made from compressed drawing neper. Indeed, com pressed paper o f such has bean made that it has even 1 used in place o f building stone. As to Quotations. , How many persona can unhesitat ingly name tbe source o f the fam il iar quotations? Many a man goes through life without reading a sin gle play of Shakespeare, but prob ably no English speaking man goes through life w ithout quoting him. I f he sneers at “ a woman’s reason,” he quotes Shakespeare; if he refers te “ a trick worth two o f that,” he quotes Shakespeare again. Goldsm ith’s “ She Stoops to Con- quer” ; is not a popular work, but one line e o oi f it— “ Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies” — is known and used by everybody. / Exit Common Informer. It was not always a good thing to be a com m on inform er. One re m em bers the instance o f an act that was passed making tbs penalty fo r a certain offense a fine o f £500 — half to g o to the inform er. In ittee, imprisonment fo r two was substituted fo r the fine, it the rest o f the clause was al lowed to stand. In consequence this part o f the act became practically a dead letter, no common inform er being desirous o f securing his just and legal due.— London Chronicle. Tarn «4 ■ Kind. “ Come, com e,” cried the brusque so d hustling real estate man, “ why do yon pay rent when you might own a home ?” “ I — I don’ t pay rent,” replied the startling stranger. “ Then you own a hom e?” “ N -n o ” “ T hat’ s strange. May I ask your business?” *Tm a real estate dealer.” — Cleve land Plain Dealer. ■ Tho Voioo of understand why married couples ever hare a disagreem ent,” she said. “ 1 don’t see why those m atters can’t be so adjusted that there will be no friction. Now, iny husband and I understand each oth er thoroughly.” “ Tndeed?” he replied. “ H ow lon g f a r e you been married T* “ Nearly three days.” — Philadel phia Ledger. T can’t Parliamentary bodies wefre long a great stronghold o f resistance to the press. Reporters were strictly barred from them, and reports o f their proceedings were sternly pun ished. It was among tbe triumphs for the right and for com m on sense which Franklin achieved that he caused the chamber o f the provin cial assembly o f Pennsylvania to be thrown open to publicity. Never theless no reports were allowed o f either tbe Continental congress or the constitutional convention. Dr. Johnson’s violation o f the cherished privacy o f the British house o f commons is a classic story. He reported its debates without en tering its sacred precincts, and in order to escape the severe penalties o f the law he reported them without m entioning the body or any o f its members by name. Setting up an imaginary “ senate o f Lilliput” and giving ficitious names to the lead ing members o f parliament, he edi fied fo r year tbe readers o f the jou r nal which then boasted tbe “ largest circulation” in England. Receiving ■ few scanty notes o f B a r c r o f t ’ s D r u g S t o r e what was going on at Westminster, Next Door to Pootoffico he elaborated them into s brilliant spread. H e was, indeed, tbe illus trious founder o f the im m ortal craft o f rewriters. His discerning read ers came to know not only that tbe C o W a K IJ B N L B senate o f Lilliput was the house o f / PROFESSIONAL commons» but that “ B lefscu” stood for France and “ M ildendo” fo r Lon don ; that “ sprugs” meant pounds; that “ Nardac” was the Duke o f > Kienle A Sons, 504 First St. : Newcastle, and so on. What his PHONE BLUE SS notes lacked his imagination readily M a »M »»a a»»ssa a a M »sss> s suppl lied. ever was the eloquence o f par- Ne' lim ent more brilliant than in John son’s report* o f the debates, in shich, he admitted, he took care that the Whig dogs got the wortt T h o . N a t io n a l . W o o h ly o f it, although Pitt him self must have felt m ollified when he read the wonderful outburst attributed in C l u b » to him by Johnson on “ the atro Until this year cious crim e o f being ■ young man.” GaMar'a ha* bom It is tbe beat remembered o f all told at $5.50. Now P itt’s speeches, and it was written tho pries ia $2.50 by Johnson “ in s garret in Exeter end waters aocurad .a concaaaion w hara- street.” — Boston Globe. bjr w* can offer it at a still further Malboum* and th« Garter. reduction in con- Lord Melbourne seems to have ooction with this publication. held the title bolder in legitim ate con tem pt The London Chronicle S—chl Offer 1 » O r Readers says that once when that statesman was invited by his secretary to grant an interview to an im portunate ap offer it and our i —ji a a a plicant fo r s title he exclaimed a adrantas* of pra«»dF. w earily: “ What tbe m ischief does W t o Y «* G o i» C a lli« '« he want now? Does he want a Gar- tor fo r tbs other lag?” Melbourne him self was pressed by Queen V ic toria to accept the blue ribbon, but he declined. “ A Garter,” he ex plained, “ may attach to us some body o f consequence whom nothing else can reach, but what would M tbe use o f my taking it? I cannot • ewe bribe myself. 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