... i Jlv t I - j _ .. . : - k ,. i»-* -T-+MVT ' o n A rm c SOCIETY AND M LinC S T' NO “HOLES” IN THE AIR. MEAT IN CENTRAL AFRICA. Wem«n In England Who May On« QaiiM Mutt Piny th« Othnr. EXAMINE OUR LUMBER closely and you will understand why we can truthfully claim irity for i t The smooth t grain, the absence of nota, the thorough eeae oning all show the experienced the economy of using our stuff. Follow their example and profit as they do by being customers of ours- M . If. P IN N E Y SOS N . Main St. N t w N n , Or*. T W O N IG H T S B. O. P. ELKS CIRCUS M cM in n v ille, O regon Most Stupendous and illing Amateur Circus ever staged in Oregon. M any O th e r A ttre ottone C it y A u d i t o r i u m Pierce & Ramey G en eral Contractors The ordinary American girl, especially of the c I mm that marries into tba English aristocracy, has boon brought up to look upon poli tics as a vulgar, incomprehensible, masculine concern, with which she need only trouble herself when she ' ing in Washing* ton. Bnt in England and politics and society are inextricable. ly all the leaders of the g n a t wor] are either themselves prominent i the house of commons or the houae of lord* or are intimately related to the men who are. Their wives and daughters are thus committed from the beginning to e personal inter est in the topics and intrigues of the day. However high their po* aition in society, it is not end never can be so high ae to remove them above the sphere of politics. Their male belongings are sure to be play ers in the game, and they them selves are sure to be something more than spectators. Practically all Englishwomen of title are bom into politics, hear politics discussed at their dinner table intermittently and meet day by day the men to whom politics is life. The tradition of playing a pert in the government of their country runs through all that is best in English society, and a wo man who is bora or has married into it and has the intelligence to realise its possibilities soon finds herself in possession of a bobby infinitely more engrossing than any ordinary social diversion. To form a salon and to become known as a political hostess; to fol low with comprehension the in* and outs of the greet game; to mingle freely end on equal terms with the men in whose hands lie the destinies of the British empire; to be their confidante, their adviser and their encourager; to “manage” them with the kind of deftness that only feminine diplomacy * can achieve; to bring all her mental and social resources to the task of forwarding the political fortunes of the man in whom she is interest ed; to take part in great decisions and the formation or guidance of momentous policies; to help in dis entangling the personal clashes and antagonisms that lie at the root of most political crises—all thia furnishes a clever Englishwoman with an absorbing, permanent and many sided avocation. — Sydney Brooks in Harper’s Magaiine. - Fred Bromley was an artist of the Do all kinds of C arp e n te rin g , impressionist school. He had just P a in tin g a n d C o rn a n t W ork given the last touches to a purple n 686 Newberg, Oregon and bine canvas when his young wife came into the studio. J. H. GIBSON, Mgr. — “This is the landscape I wanted you to suggest a title for, dear,” The only Abstract Books in said he, standing aside and proudly Yamhill County Yamhill County Abstract Co. M c M innville . C. \ O eboon w . K IE N L B NROF’K S S IO N A L Piano Tuner K e n ia A S ^ S O A F i r s t S t PHONE BLUE XS The phrase "boles in the ai*^ came with the advent of the great science of aviation. But the coin* mg of this term has been unfortu- nate. I t is totally imporaihle fo r a “ hole” to exist in free air. The only hole in air known is the highly vacuous space within e Crookes vacuum tube or bulb or similar glass bulbs, such as those in* closing carbon-end tungsten die- ments in electric incandescent lamps. And the height of human skill has been exerted to secure these vacuums, which is a “hole” surrounded by wells of glass. ■ What has been named “hole” is a place where the air and the airship ever—th a t is, move throngh the air, not with it. If wind blows against the lower surfaces of the planes the lifting force per square foot de pends on the velocity of the air. If air is at rest, then lifting force against gravitation depends on the Travelers in Africa 6«d tl standard of living somewhat difle ent from what they are accustom* to ai lioiye. Mary Hall in her boo - a Woman’s Trek From the Cei to Cairo,’' throws a strong ligi upon the condition of market ai kitchen ii^ British Central Africa When the native butcher pr po*ea to kill an ox, notice to th* effect is sent round to the whi people on tb{ previous day. On they were apprised ef the fact l the following startling annonne « a bole will be murdered t morrow morning at 6 a. m.” This c0[d blooded crime, so car fuUy premeditated, even to tl so was not murdered.” Bnt this was an exceptional case. 1 beard one story which is so characteristic of the native that I ¡repeat i t 'T h e man who related it told me that the incident occurred when he was on a journey and was suffering from a bad attack of fever. One evening he fancied he would 'like some eggs and told his boy to get two and boil them lightly. After a time they were brought to him aa hard aa bullet«. He told the boy he must get some more and [ boil them leas; but. alas, these were [ brought to him in the same condi tion, and the poor fellow wished he had never ordered them at alL | Being unwillibg to give in, he direction with identical speed, then the ship most fall. Early fliers in ships heavier than r naturally thought th at they bad fallen into a bole or a well. Bnt there is just as much air under the planet ae elsewhere. In the central vortex of a whirl wind where rotation around a ver tical axis 1* rapid the air i* partially thrown out by centrifugal tendency* but there remains plenty of air. To remove all -a ir from an in boils.” The bov did so. closure has never been attained by “Now.” said liia master, “put the the most accurate air pumps; there eggs in, and when you have counted still remain a few millionths of the fifty take them out.” original quantity. — Edgar LuQjen The native method of reckoning i« to count up to ten and then begih again, arriving at the total by the Cunning Bird«. ;number of the tens counted. The The cunning of roolcs, crows and magpies is marked e t nesting time, >ick man heard the boy start fair and the keeper who would shoot and get as far as four tens, when a them by hiding within shot o f th a t yocond boy interfered and question nests may w»it for hours in vain ii ed whether it were the third or ,.fourth ten. ' This started a discussion, and as they could not agree it was derided to . begin all over again. Mean while the eggs were still boiling and getting harder, and harder. This was about the last straw, and, ill as the man felt, he was compelled to get qnt of bed mad put a summary ond to the cooking operations. Then let one man take his depar Hew H« Mud« n Out. tore, while the other waits in hid Mrs. Jones and Johnny had only ing. The birds will return prompt- a few minutes ago boarded the train ly, as if they thought that both when the conductor called for men had gone.—Youth’s Compan “tickets.” Mrs. Jonas immediately produced here. “ How old is your boy, madam T Explicit Direction«. Quick as a flash Johnny was down The saleswoman at the ready U wear millinery counter said soma between the seats on his head, and thing must be dona Nine out oi the mother replied, “Six y ean old.” ten stamen who wished to try oi As- this procedure was not under hats could not tell without bother stood and as Johnny looked too “ Why not call it ‘Home?’ ” said ■he, after a reflective look. u c r w u i t u WBB u i o i i w u u r tu t “ ‘Home?’ Why?” le or th e back of a hat, and sh< “Because there’s no place like it,” she replied meekly, as becomes e didn’t have time to answer ell theii wife who is entirely without the questions. The manager said he would aee fc finer feelings of imagination.—Lip- pincotfs. i t He did. He pu t up a sign which enabled ladies to get their own hat» on straight and raved the aaleswo man from nervous prostration anc an increase in salary. I t said: “Take notice! Price tags a n placed a t the front of all hats ix thia store.”—New York Times. A Natural F< 6 * m J ms« Tern Plate Roofs Do Not Burn ROOFING T E R N E S that have proven their quality, durability and economy have the name, guage and weight of coating plainly SH E E T M V E TA L WO RKS * . -V F. H. GRIFFITH vvssvsuwvva said, “1 did not understand yon, madam.” Johnny grinned and spoke out proudly, “Don’t you know that nine turned upside down is six ?”— Philadelphia Ledger. Car« «f B««ka. Books should never be tightly packed on a shelf, for it causes the backs b many cases to crack and come off. When opening a new book for the first time bend back the covers only’ at first. Then let the pages run through your fingers. This will prevent any injury to the new and sometimes stiff binding. Except for very precious volumes glass cases should not be need. The stuffy air and lack of ventilation in the glass covered bookcase causes the growth of germs, insects and mold. In the northern pert of Made gaacar is the moat remarkabl* natural fortress in the world. I t if oocupied by a wild tribe who cal themselves the People of .the Bocks All kinds of gravel for con The fortress is a lofty and pre crete work, cement blocks, cipitous rock of enormous size, 1,00( or wood work furnished on feet high and eight square mile* based.—London Standard. short notice. in area. Its sides are so steep that tilailar — - t A W ww n leuffr O lP r/ Making Meat T ender. it cannot be climbed without arti Telephone White 86 A little vinegar rubbed on a steak ficial means. Within it is hollow It was Whistler’s custom when before it is fried or broiled will add and the only entrance is by e sub droway to go deliberately to sleep, to its tenderness. If th e beef roast te m n e en passage.—St. James’ Gs no m atter where or what tha cir is tough, rub it over with vinegar ratio. cumstances might be. One evening before putting it in the oven ¿ 4 he waa a guest a t a hotel, as was P h e n e B leek 14 beats with water to which a table also Edw b A. Abbey, and immedi . Call on spoonful of vinegar has been added. ately after tha dinner waa served N e w b e rg M an ufactur If boiling meat it inclined to be down by Ward, the vicar of Strat went calmly to sleep. On the way in g dt Construction Oo. tough, add a teaspoonful of baking ford, Shakespeare’s lest illness wa. to Hie theater he had another nap soda. Meat may also be kept freak a fever brought on by a “merrj in the cab. He also slumbered Per Windows, Doors A General Mill meeting” with Drayton and Bei peacefully through the play. The Wirk, 4S3 N. Main Street Jonson. Another authority, H alli next morning bit blandly aaked: well-Phillipe, says that the grea “ Whet did Abbey have to ray last poet died of typhoid, caused by th* night? Anything worth while?” filth and bad drainage about Nev Intsrf.rano«. place. Like nearly everything els< The game of lacroese waa origi about Shakespeare, the question n Magistrate (to burglar) — Look nally played by the Indiana and was the character of his last illness cm here, my man, if you don’t mend adopted successively by the French he answered only conjecturally. your ways you are sure to come to and English settlers and introduced grief. What made you take to such Birds ef a Feather. into the United States. The rules a miserable business? The high school clam had he«' ef th4 game were systematised by Prisoner—The business is good Dr. B ern in 1860. The Lacroese studying Carlyle’s essay on Burn» enough, only between your worship Association of Canada waa founded and one student was aaked to giv and the police it has been ro b ed .— en estimate of Burnt’ life and work London Answers. b 1867. He spoke of the poet’s weakness** and failures, but ended by raying “There is one thing which is n e l “I think the world has been to* ,#Women are never given to ab- ly magical about a celtarette.” hard an Burns. We ought not 1« h treat reflections.” “So many men use it when thei expect much of a man when we re “Did you ever catch them steal are out of spirits.” — Pittsburg! member that hia parents war* ing glances at a mirror?”—Balti Scotch pheasants!” —Lippincott’s. more American. Prase. . , . CHASE A LINTON GRAVEL COMPANY E.L. EVANS, Plumbei PHONES: Residence, Red 167; Shop, Black 196 F. J. KELLEY PLUMBING COMPANY Sanitary Plumbing, Steam Fitting, Galvanized Pipe, Etc. 812 F irst S treet, Opposite Spaulding Logging Co’s. 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