UID- * TSAP FOB USZC“
A m ! the Famous and Feeble Old Master
you, John?” inquired the you n g
bride anxiously.
“ I t ’ s ju st righ t, D earest,” «a id
her husband. " I t m ay be plebe
ian, but I ’ m a w fu lly fond' ol
calves’ liver fo r breakfast.’*
“ S o am I, dear,” said the wife.
“ Oh, John, d on ’t you think it
w ould pay us to keep a calt?
Then we could have liv e r every
m orn in g fo r breaktast.”
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS
W e know yon V s in te rv te d In the baby1»c o m f ort so a re vie th at'»
why w e 'ra handling the W a g n e r Q uick F o ld in g G o -C a rt It's room y
and com fortab le fo r the baby — in fact has m ore room than the o ld
style baby carriage. H aa la rg e flexible co il springs n nder the p added
seat— R E A L . S P R IN G S that take n p a ll the ja r and vibration an d the
baby gets the fu ll benefit o f them w hether sitting u p o r lyi^T dow n.
Is light in w eight an d ean be carried anywhere. It opens o r closes auto
m atically with one movement o f the handle, and the seat is so p lac ed that
it can 't tip backw ard. T h e large w heels m ake easy rid in g fo r th e baby,
easy w h eelin g fo r the mother. A brake on re a r w h eel prevents accidents.
1
QUICK FOLDING GO -CART
N o other go-cart has the attractive appearan ce o f the W agn er. B eau tifu lly
finished in every detail— built on gra c e fu l lines. H as highly polished nickeled
and enam eled parts. U pholstered in the very best g ra d e o f leatherette.
W o n 't it b e lots o f satisfaction to know that y a rn b a b y has the ham
g e ca rt that money can b u y }*
W e have on o u r floor a fu ll lin e o f the new models
T h ey a re certainly
beau ties Just d rop in and see them. Yon w o n t b e o bliged to buy— w e
w ill leave it to your ow n judgm ent.
A H Benton & w i t o B I Carrey
100x240 ft in N ew berg $10.
W m R B ro w n & w f t o A O
L a tim e r 2 sm all tracts in A m ity
$1500.
J H C om er (B y M arsh all o f
N e w b e rg ) t o G P A rm s tro n g lo t
8 blk 13 H urley & L a r g e ’s ad
d ition N ew b erg Ore $192.33.
Charles fto w a r d G raves to
E d ith D G raves 2 5-6 ac in S o lo
mon H e a te r d 1 c tp 3 s r 2 w w
m $2000.
.M issionary A ssociation o f Shen
andoah Io w a , (b y M arsh all ot
N e w b e rg ) t o F ran k Z u m w a lt lo t
5 blk 13, H urley & L a r g e ’ s add
N ew berg $177.77.
Look fo r the N am e MUgOCT ou the F ron t o f the C art
L D M ou lton & w f to Frank
H ayes 53.34 ac in W m D aw son
d l c t p 4 s r ( f w w m $10.
Charles Bruce M ou lton & wt
Z j A o Store mf Quality
to S S Sm ith lo t 3 blk 18 C ity
P ark add N ew b erg $10.
W M W ehrung & w f to H a r r y
A L ittlefield lots 3 and 4 blk 12
D istrict Superintendent R ev. J. C en tral ad d ition to N ew berg
H. M o o re w ill conduct th e ser $ 10 .
W ash ington , Feb. 11.— A satis
W H W ehrung & w f t o H a rry
fa c to ry con dition o f the public vices a t the Dundee chnrch on
A
L ittlefield und Vi o f 70 ac in
health in 1913 is indicated b y Sunday m orning, F eb ru a ry 22.
L e w is R ogers d 1 c tp 3 s r 3 w
T h e local W . C. T . U. held the
th e genera] d eath ra te o f 13.8
$ 10 .
per 1000 o f estim ated p op u la regu lar m on th ly m eetin g on Fri-
tio n in the reg is tra tio n states d a v last. A rran gem en ts w ere
LIFE WITH THE ESKIMOS.
an d cities, satisfies fo r which m ade fo r a Frances W illa rd and
T h e ir Flash S trsw n tos H u ts R eeem bl*
the Census Bureau announced N eil D o w e m em orial service t o
S la u g h te r H ouses.
to -d a y .
T h e ra te fo r the same be g iven a t th e chnrch Sunday
M y first view of the interior o f Uck-
te r r ito r y in 1912 w a s 13.6 and evening, M arch L
Gluck's arctic residence would have
{K
Walkod Right Into It.
AR G U M EN T
“ Regin by putting the piano in
the fart bent, darkest cornerf of the
room and put all aorta of heavy
iliingq on it. Then he won’t think
yon have asked him in the hope of
hearing him play, and perhape we
can persuade him.” The arrange
ments were just finished as the rest
of the company arrived. We were
not a large party, and the talk w»a
pleasant enough. Uast looked much
older, so colorless, his skin like
ivory, but he seemed just as animat
ed and interested in everything.
A fter luncheon, when they were
smoking (all of us together; no one
went into the smoking room), he
and Hatxfeldt began talking about
the empire and the beautiful fetea
at Coiupiegne, where anybody of
any distinction in any branch o f art
or literatuf' was invited. Hatxfeldt
led the conversation to some even
ings where Strauss played his
waltzes with an entrain, a sentiment
that no one else has ever attained,
and to Offenbach and his melodies
— one evening particularly when he
had improvised a song for the em
press— he couldn't quite remember
it. I f there were a piano— he look
ed about. There was none apparent
ly. “ Oh, yes, in a corner, bnt so
tunny things upon it, it was evident-
v-o u o i
u c
U | »V U V U .
a u v
iu iu
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Abundant Resources and W id e Business
Connections, coupled w ith governm ent
supervision and a record o f conservative
m anagem ent coverin g a period^ o f o v er
tw en ty-fou r years.
United States National Bank
Resources $460,000
A M arvel o f Accuracy, Thinness anti Beauty
W e can commend the Hamilton to anyone who wants
a timekeeper o f perfect and continuous accuracy.
w vx c
quickly removed.
Hatzfeldt sat
down and played a few bars in
rather a halting fashion. A fter a
moment Liszt said: “ No, no; it ia
not quite that.” Hatzfeldt got np.
Liszt seated himself at the piano,
played two or three bits of songs or
waltzes, then, always talking to
Hatzfeldt, let his fingers wander
over the keys and by degrees broke
into a nocturne and a wild Hun
garian march. It was very curions.
His fingers looked as if they were
made of yellow ivory, so thin and
long, and of coarse there wasn’t
any strength or execution in his
playing— it was the (ouch of an old
man, but a master— quite unlike
anything i have ever heard. When
he got up he said. “ Oh, well. 1 didn’t
think the old fingers had any music
left in them.” — Mme. Waddington
A lv a R ya n is on th e sick list. been a disheartening une to a tender in Scribner's.
G ran dpa R y a n celebrated his foot To me. after ulue hours of frees-
W e ig h t on M ars.
Inc, nothing had ever seemed quite so
eighty-second b irth d a y on Feb-
In answer to the question, “ Would
welcome and cheering as the hollowed
oat atone ia which a liberal quantity the people on Mars weigh half as
M r. and M rs. G. W . W orden of eeal oil and moee was burning. much as we do on earth, as Mars is
a r e receiving c on gra tu la tion s (The mom was used as a wick, and go one-half the diameter of the earth 7*
answered the purpose o f both lamp the New York American anawera:
o v e r the a r riv a l o f a son.
and stove.) Three children were crowd
The diiameter of the earth ia 1
G rea t interest is being m anifest ed together at the end of the Igloo and that of Mars ia .53. The density
ed concerning the entertain m ent storing silently. Uck-Glnck'a keener or o f the earth is 1 and that of Mars
t o be g iven under the auspices o f woman stood with an Infant in her is .73. Equating and solving, the
the neigh b orh ood club on S a tu r arms, grinning broadly and cheerfully unknown quantity appears as .38—
at am.
that is, the force of attraction ex
d a y evening, F eb ru ary 21, a t
The room was about eighteen feet erted by the quantity of matter in
G roth H a l l . ,
in diameter and was a veritable sham the earth on any body on its aver
Friends o l M r. and M rs. O tto bles. Uck-Glock possessed a reputa age surface distance from its center
Lehm an regret t o bear o f th eir tion as being a great hunter, and he is 1, and the attraction exerted by
had been especially successful o f lata the quantity of matter in Mars on
departu re fo r the E ast which is
Masses o f flesh lay strewn all a b ou t its surface at mean distance from
t o ta k e place n ext week.
the floor. There seemed apparently to its center- ia .38.
Then a man
W . jfcotiingsw orth dc Son
in 1911 w a s 13.9 per 1000.
O f th e 18 reg is tra tio n states,
M a ry la n d , w ith 16.3 per 1000,
show ed the highest rate; M in
n esota, w ith 10.7, the low est.
O th er states’ rates w ere: C ali
forn ia, 13.4; C o lo ra d o , 11.9;
Connecticut,
1 4 .4 ;
Indiana,
be no effort or desire to keep it In
one or two piles. It lay everywhere.
There was the whole carcass o f a
walrus, cut hp and strewn about and
almost directly at the head of th e
m ined “ p la tfo r m ” o f Ice w h ich form ed
a tied fo r th e w h o 'e fa m ily th e re wns a
g r e a t (»lie o f en tra ils, preserved lor
M y husband and I disagree
d o g m ea t T h e w a lls o f th e Igloo w ere
On things politically inclined;
sp attered w ill) h 'o -d . and w eapons o f
But then w e live where both can vote th e eh a se la y e v e ry w h e re . T h ese in
clu d ed sp ea rs and
ha r| toons, long
And so 1 do not mind.
k n iv e s and a rllle th a t tired |»ow<ler
H e argues, reasons and explains,
and (Mill.
To make me see things right(7)
A la rg e q u a n tity o f m eat. kll'e<1 ea r le r
Until I have to bite my tongue
In tile season, nnd a rriv ed at the age
And hold my mouth shut tight.
and s ta g e w h ere it possessed a v e ry
bad odor
T ills w a s not fo r the dogs.
For in talking politics you see
Cck-Glnck and bis family would have
H e always “ gets my g o a t;“
fod them the fresh meat before they
But oh my! ’mint it jolly fun
would have sacrificed this particular
To go and kill his vote.
pile, which was just reaching that mel
— A N ew berg Housewife.
low and ripe condition which strongly
~ 0 ’
appeals to their pelate.
Bernard and Outto came Into the
W a * ^ ° m e M ourn* r *
Igloo a fe w momenta later, and so de
D o„ „
G to r g ia a
w b o lighted were Uck-Qluck and bis wife
had h i. tile insured to r several to learn that both o f the kablunaks or
bondred d o lla
died and W t t b e white men were to eat and aleep un
der their root that they disported
„
t o hi> w id o w . s b e im .
themselves like children, dancing about
m e d ia td
b e g *
a y c r J and laughing and chattering in their
ow a tongue Bernard told me that ia
e la b o ra te m ourning ra il.
his plea sura Uck-Gluck w m saying
S h o w in g her p u r c h a * t o her that la return tor the honor the white
^
, be WR,
mee w ere showing him be would give
t,
__ . „ the kablunaks the greatest hunting
T h e Parent-Teachers* M e e tin g
w ill be held a t the schoolhonse
on n ext W ednesday, F eb ru a ry 25.
HUSBAND AND WIFE DISAGREE
n ati,
17.2; Cleveland.
Colum bus, 16.2.
BK CONFERENCE OF ADVENTISTS
T h e W estern O regon Confer-
ence o f Seventh-day A d ven tists
w ill be w ell represented a t the
T h e O verland has been im proved very much, has 114 In. wheel
base, floatin g axla, electric ligh ts, cowl dash, W a rn er speed
om eter, a t f l N 5 F. O. B. N e w b e rg ; or equipped w ith G ra y A
T H E F O R D h as been strengthened and is the universal car,
everybody knowq.it. Five passenger, S625.SS F. O . B. N ew berg;
R oadster, 4575.H . C a ll an d see them .
NEWBERG AUTO CO
J. L. VA N BLARICOM
Staple and Fancy Groceries
Fresh Fruits and Vegetables
weighing 150 pounds around here
on our earth would weigh fifty-
seven pounds on Mara.
W e please the most perticu lar. P hon e ue a grocery order an d
eee if o u r prom pt service doesn’t surprise you. W o w an t yon r trade
geeks Which Grow on Trees.
I'roui if specie« of sntiaru? (the
ftenun which include* the upas tree)
sack* are made in western India by
tiie following singular process: A
lifunch is cut corresponding to the
length and diameter of the «nek
wanted. It is soaked a little and
;lien beaten with i -I u I m till the filler
-i-|).-mites from the wood.
This
done, the suck formed of the burk
i i turned inside out and pulled
down, and then the wood is sawed
off, with the exception of a small
piece le ft to form the bottom of
the sack.
T h * M ilita ry
JOHN GOW ER
The East Side Greenhouses
Ï
Fine Ferns, Beautiful Flowering Plants, Cyclamen, Primulas,
Cinerarias, Calls Lilies, Heleotrope and many others. Hardy
Perennial Plants in great variety. Don’t forget that w e are x
headquarters fo r ROSES.
w o w o ec^ oeoeoeaeoeoeoecw oeoeoeoeaeoeoeaeoeoeoeoeosoeo
Look.
When Sir John French w m in
command of the cavalry at Canter
bury he chanced one day to most a
° f t lK ,N“ rth
rather slouching young recruit
Pacific Union Conference o f th a t
“ T e ll me, lad," said the new chief
denom ination, w hich w ill be
of
the general staff, “ doea this city
held a t C ollege Place, W ashing.
belong to you ?”
The military fledgling saluted
o iS ’
¿ "£ 7 -
! £ ‘ i f o h *•
and bluahingly replied:
H - " ■ C o ^ n . o f P o rt-
Pure Milk and Cream is conducive to good health.
brad, p e a r fe o t, w ill h « u l th e
“ No, sir.
“ N ever mind,” said French geni
d elegation from this conference,
This is the kind w e supply our customers.
.
^
,n gotn* ,n to d etm l* M t o P1™ *8
ally,
“
straighten
yourself
up,
pull
which
w ill be comj>oaed o f and a ll incidcntaj particulars.
Our Dairy is frequently inspected by the State
Am w e had come to hunt, and M Dek- yourself together and look as
p ra ch ra fiy a ll ot th c c le r g jn .c n H e f fn cod w > ,
m ach
Dairy a- d Food Commissioner and has been highly com
Gtuefc w m noted all along the coast for though it did!” — Chicago American.
and B ible teach er, m i t . em ploy.
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bis jswwsm . this w m highly satisfac
mended by that official. Give us a trial.'
tory. Bernard brought In his oil stove,
A m o n g o th e r, w h o w dl attend, |
, ho
fine d
^
H e r P resen ce D esireS.
and w s began at once to prepare our
are: T. H. Starbuck, H . G. T h u r - 1M ,, .
. . • • .
. ,
“ How fortunate I Mrs. SnoUsigh
,
w u
Of Tnhn i t m »* 1
heaven w h a t is y o gotn sapper, M w s had eaten nothing but is here tonight.
'
«to n , M .
H.
St.
J ohn J L N e t - l t o d o ^
aU dfa bJack nndcr_
fro— meat since morning. W o fried
“ But 1 thought you said she al
oar own deer meat, heated a number
hery, J. L . K a y , B. L . H o w e, w e a r pM
of atdp biscuit, a can of com and a can ways snubs you when you m ast*
H enry Block, O. E. Sandnes, N.
T. ‘
.
o f tomatoes and made about a gallon
“ She does, bnt now I shall get
C . Ernst on, I. C . K n ig h t, T . F .
* £ £ „ .
, of toa. Uck-GInck and hie family ac
the chance to snub her first and in
Sonic, C . J . Cum m ings, T it n .
wh"
1
1 cepted the tea and biscuits M g n a t such distinguished company to a * —
delicacies, but only Iehya, hie wife,
K u rtich a n ov, G. E. Johnson, J.
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Detroit Free Press.
took advantage of the stove to cook
A . Reiber, John Peterson. A m on g
¿a
her m eat With their knives the f e t i
the cities that will be represented
-------------
I will do home baking, to order
moe cut off chunks from tht meet
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
on Tuesday, Thursday
and
are Portland, which is one of the
Mistress—M a r y , there’s a straw s shoot and devoured It raw,
leashing and chtickling as they feast
tWood “ T ,n«*»pecielty
Saturday ot each week.
largest Adventist centers in the month’s dust in the library.
Prompt ewvtce. Leave order* at yard or
ed. One o f the children, a buy of sev
at Zumwalt * Feed Store, First and Main
M rs. Edmund Harvey,
Northwest,
D a l l a s , Gaston,
M aid— Well, yon can’t blame en # r eight ate a atrip o f pure tot
ta in putting on her bast xtmi
PHONE BLUE 191
¡has in case aha gats U M .1
215 S. River Street.
Salem, L e b a n o n , Troutdale, me for that, m a’am.
I ’ve on ly that must have irelihefl neatly a
P. HAMILTON, Prop.
Brownsville and other places.
been here ten days.—Judge.
Phone Red 78.
17-18 pd. t
Phone R ed 66
R. B. LYLE