Newberg graphic., November 27, 1913, Page 7, Image 7

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RILED GLADSTONE.
And It W u the Only Tim« f f l t f l l
Laughed In th« Common«.
Disraeli. It 1« «aid. Itnflivd only oooo
In the bonne of common«, llr. Glad­
stone bad made an impaaalooed apaeeb
In favor o f the union of Wallachla and
Moldavia. Mr. DUraalL «peaking In
opposition, pointed ont that the result
would bo the extinction of tbe Indo-
pondenoo of tbeae people, and tb« only
thing left would be tbe remorse “ which
would bo painted with admirable elo­
quence by tbe rhetorician of tbe day.”
In reply Mr. Gladstone said that be
would not be guilty of tbe affected
modesty of pretending to be Ignorant
that that designation “tbe rhetorician
of tbe day" wae intended for blmaelf
Mr. Pleraell Interrupted with tbe re­
mark: “ I beg yonr pardon. I really
did not mean that” Mara ell sat down
with a satis fled smile tbat told of bis
enjoyment.
Mr
Glndetone’s face expressed
amazement and Indignation Hia op­
ponent bad placed blm In tbe mortify­
ing position of applying a remark to
blmaelf which had no «neb personal
reference, therefore Gladstone's wrath
and Piaraell'a smile Tbe Liberal lead­
er proceeded with hla speech and con
demned tbe “sesquipedalian words and
Inflated language” of the leader of tbe
Conservatives.
SWALLOWING A P IL L
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In tbe great national playground. Under tbe guidance of Tom Dawson^ a veteran guide of tbe Rockies
of northwestern Montana, tbe Pathe man secured some unusual pi tures of the waterfalls, mountains,
glaciers, rivers and lakes, which make the park more famous for its scenic wonders than tbe Alps of Switzerland.
Always seeking something new and marvelous for tbe patrons of motion picture theaters all over tbe world.
tbe Pathe company has sent Its northwestern representative into Glacier National park on several trips. '
Leaving tbe I..« hotel at Glacier park station, the Pathe party made a trip over Mount Henry, where a trail la
now being built, und came out near Two Medicine camp, ope o f the beauty spots of tbe park. For a week the
Pathe party, with Its pack animals, camping outfit and guides, blazed new trails Into remote regions, and beautiful.
waterfalls. Ice fields.and picturesque mountain ranges wars filmed. Tbe picture under tbe caption “ Blazing Trails
In Glacier Nations) Park’- was recently released by tbe ?atEe company and Is now being shown all over tbe United
»täte«.
READS TWO WAYS.
Punctuate This Letter and Get Widely
Different Meanings.
A letter, ao constructed without
punctuation tbat it can be read In a
number of different ways, giving di­
rectly opposite meanings, was printed
In an Indiana newspaper in 1806. The
letter follows:
.“ He is an old experience^ man In
vice and wickedness be la never found
opposing tbe works of Iniquity be takes
delight in tbe downfall of tbe neigh­
borhood be never rejoices In tbe pros­
perity of any of bis fallow creatures
be la always ready to assist in destroy­
ing the peace of society be takes no
pleasure In serving tbe Lord bo Is un­
commonly diligent In sowing discord
pmong hia frlenda and acquaintances
Be takes no pride In laboring to pro­
mote tbe cause of Christanlty he baa
not been negligent In endeavoring to
Mlgraatise all public teachers be makeg
no exertions to subdue bis evil pas­
sions be tries bard to build up bstan's
kingdom be lends no aid to the rapport
of tbe gospel among tbe heathen bo
contributes largely to tbe evil adver­
sary be pay} ad attention to good ad­
vice be gtves great bead to tbe devil be
will never trd to heavqn be must go
where be will receive hla juat recom­
pense of/reward.1'—Indiana polls News.
“ Have yon a reputed haunted bouse
on your hooks} 1 am not afraid of
ghosts 1 do not as a matter o f course
believe in tbelr existence, and I am
willing to live In a boose for a long or
short term by arrangement, o f course
rent free Should there be no ghost,
then, If yon wish It, 1 shall be willing
to testify on oatb to the fact But
should l see an apparition 1 will keep
tie matter secret and only acquaint
you with tbe circumstances. 1 will
pledge myself not to pander to local
gossip
I bare a small Income on
wblcb I can subsist. My sole object In
thus applying to you is to be allowed
to live in a place in which I do not
need to pay any rent”
Tbe inquirer was Informed that tbe
firm bad no bauntsd houses on Its list,
but would inform bim when It had.
Quaint Old ffngflkh Ciramony.
On the last day Ot bach October tbe
City solicitor Vt London, with an as­
sistant. etblhil* upou tbe royal remem-
brntaVt, when by proclamation “the
tenant* and occupiers of a piece of
Waste ground called tbe moors. In the
county of Salop,” are commanded to
“come forth and do your service upon
pain and peril that shall fall thereon.*'
Tbe solicitor chops In halves two rag-
ots. one with a hatchet aad the other
with-a bill book. Afterward cornea tbe
summon* to the Mbanta, etc., of “a
certain tenement with a forge” In the
Strand and the payment o f six horse­
A LOFTY GYMNASIUM.
shoes. with riktyone shoe nails, by tile
solicitor. TMa forge has long ceased
ffxerele# In the Great Dome of
to be. and tbe same shoes and nails
F
the National Capital.
are used year after year, tbe shoes be­
It would not be inspected that tbe ing at feast two centuries old.
greet dome of tbe capltol could be
made h gymnasium, but It la used by
Salty 8*verefi Speech.
not a few people In Washington, and
Tbe natives of tb* c o s * tows GffWB
specially by some of tbe employees of east discuss wore phase of M e or
the capltol. f»r P«n>oaaa o f exercte«^ death tn terms Of the sea.
and the like.
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A fisherman had recently MM tea
lb« chief aWbratua In that IMG» tbe wife. Delia, to rest to tbe vKIwfe cem­
ttany Winding atepa to tb«
the etery. Oe Visited tbe apot « few days
tenteWh -287 feet In tb« aft You go afterward with the undwtak*.
round artd round and ronod. and climb found «bother newly M d e grave ffi
and climb. Tbat sort at Yhlng makaa reO«y behind that of hia Wife, ftagsrfl-
for firm muscle* nnd Ik "said to be the mg It curiously, be m l* to tbe trader
b e * anti-fat core t h j e had anywhere,
MllMaP!
ajid especially IT} Washington. You
'“WaL sT. M. who's tbat buriafi thar
'tan lose ten
tn on# trip. ___
hatarn o’ DeleT” - Y o « h 'a Companion
Tbe ThIUtt t* done at record «pee*,
however. * 1 « not a slow ffotogWh
Cause Far Vila Teste.
and a nRrtv'poIng down, although With
“ It has been a long tlm « Xtace I have
* b f r fWOWe this seems most a * * u la- read any contemporaneous poetry thst
bOr. 'bit doing the thing In ffte'
moved me to tears ”
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utte ifbd less. It la a rusk tip knd a
“Only tbe other flay 1 read • P°*m
rush down.
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tbat moved me to tear*.“.
People who climb tbe stairs for eight-
"How did It mere y o « aoT”
Siring purpose* are aetoulaBed to see
«1 wept beeffuae I couldn't g * » t the
the Mercuries rush In tbo w w l or **>« author.” —Birmingham Age-Herald.
descent, hot of
know what I* la
,or N
Hv—Theos jellies you put op «11 test«
alike to ms dear She—But you car
tall the dlltetvuce by tbe labels He-
Ob. I never thought of testing tbe Is
hels deter. - Yonkers Btateaman
By Being T o« Conscious of the Act Wa
Maks It Difficult.
Rcducod to plain words, tbe scientific
reason why no many people And It ex­
ceedingly difficult to swallow a pill la
because they try to
While this sounds paradoxical. It Is.
nevertheless. true, according to tbe
best of authorities Tbe explanatloa la
tbat In eating our food we swallow It
almost automatically and give no
thought to the act of swallowing, but
with a pill we pat It In tbe month and
say to ourselves. “This Is a very small
object and will be difficult to swallow-.
I must make an effort to do this."
And right there Is where tbe dlffl
euity comes with most people. - Tbe
muscular effort made to swallow tbe
pill, accompanied by tbe thinking about
tbe act. really binders tbe proper work­
ing of tbe tbroat muscles tbat would
otherwise act .properly In carrying tbe
pill down tbe tbroat
A similar condition Is thst o f a mu­
sician playing well when alone and
faltering In tbe presence of listeners
It has been advanced that fear incon­
veniences tbe nervous system, causing
tbe musician to fumble and tbe pill
swallower to procrastinate-—New York
World.
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Majority end Plurality.
In politics tbe plurality Is tbe great­
est o£ more tban two Dumber* and Is
a]so the excess of the hlgtesl nnmlier
of rotes casj for any one candidate
over l i e next highest number, Wbeo
a candidate receives out of 10.600 votes
east 4,000 and two other candidates re­
ceive respectively fl.600 and 2J00. tbe
first Is elected bjr a plurality, though
be has received less than a majority of
tbe whole vote, and be la said to nave
a plurality o f 500 votes. I f tbe num
berg are 0,000. 3.000 and 1.000. tbe mi
Jortty la 2.000 and tbe plurality la
3,000. A majority, therefore, must be
more than bait tbe entire vote cast,
and a candidate’s majority la. then, the
difference between tbe number of votes
be received and tbe combined number
o f votes cast for all other candidates;
bis plurality is tbe difference between
bis own number and tbe number re­
ceived by tbe candidate nearest to blm
Plight of a Great Nebula.
One o f tbe most striking spectacles
revealed by telescopes is tbat of th«
great nebula in Orion. In tbe com­
plexity of Its glowing streams, spirals
and strangely shaped masses. Inter­
cepted by yawning black gaps and
sprinkled over with «tars arranged In
suggestive groups and lines. It has few
rivals In tbe heavens. Tbe impression
of astonishment made by tbe sight of
this nebula la heightened by knowl­
edge o f Its enormous size- Tbe entire
solar system would appear as a tiny
■peck bealde It Yet this tremendous
aggregation of nebulous clouds and
■tarry swarms baa been proved by the
researches of tbe astronomers to be
flying away from tbe earth and tbe
ran at tbo rate o f oleven miles in every
Archibald OolqUbonn relates tbat
second. But an vast la Its distance
tbat 100 years reveal no visual effects “there tf a strong prejudice In Nice
ragna against bathing and even wash­
of tbo groat nebula's swift retreat
ing while on a Journey and for some
day« afterward. Tbe dust la not wash­
Net Really Lest.
Bertie's slater, who la dv% years older ed off tbe face for some days after ar­
tban Bertie, la trying to teach blm to rivai. «specially If the traveler baa come
take cate o f his books. Tbe other day (Tom the tlerraa caUentea* (hot coun­
tbe could not find “ Robinson Or—oe ” try, or lower regioni, for a too sudden
opening o f tbe pores o f tbe akin wtH
ob the nuraery bookshelf.
“Where la I t r she asked., »1 haven't
seen It for Mveral days. W h«t have
fou don« with ItT”
“ I know where It Is,” «aid Bertie,
trying to apeak with ksscrance
“ Well, w h erer
“ Why. tea only 16* a little,” be fal­
tered; "Khdtfr tn the barn, or round
outdoor*. *ome'ere*; p’r’ape up garret
or behind the Woodpile, I guess!” —
Youth's Oompaffilou.
A Faulty Statue.
Perhipa tbe worst equestrlan statue
tn tbe World la tbat trected In front
of Trttrfty collage. Dubito, to th« mem-
ofy o f Ring William H L Among otber
fratte one o f tbe foraiega of thè bone
la « r a lg b t and tbe otber curved con­
sidera bly. yet both booti m e * side by
glde on tbe pedeataL—Londra Spara
Momenti.
Sueh la Life.
“ Happiness Is nnsttalnabla.”
“ How nowT”
“It wa* a I way* my dream to g * rich
and have a cast Iron dog on tbe lawn.
It took me forty ye*ra to get rich and
now cast Iron dog* are ont of style.” -
Wasblngton Herald
popular belief. Tbe people of Nicara­
gua. according to Squler. *are general­
ly scrupulously clean In tbelr persona
except whan traveling, and then tb«
d m of water la prohibited.’ ” ’
The Agriculturist's View.
Two farmers on a visit to Liverpool
stood upon tbe platform of a railway
station, when a lady passed dressed In
the height o f fashion.
-Tbeer. Jim.” said c m . -what do you
think of that, la d r
Jim looked * her for a minute and
then said. “ Ay. Tom. IT« bad ground
that takes so much top dressing!” —
Liverpool Mercury-
Hew She Knew.
Nan-When young Mr. Gayman was
Introduced to me tbe other day
Qussr Job.
“ Here's a man who baa a queer job.” thought be seemed painfully emt
said tbe cheerful Idiot as ba looked op reused
Fan—He didn't seem so to me
from his paper
looking
him up tn tbe comm
“ What does he d o r aaked tbe boob
“ He la bookkeeper for a bookseller.' rectories 1 found be w
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Tbe wise man la Informed os what
Is right, the Inferior man on what will
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“ There Is a House W ith a Bathroom
was an expression at one
time calculated to arouie
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interest, but now, conditions
are entirely different. T o
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build a house without a bath-
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