v ffr -- • -----4.4 -— R w ÌM IRW T U E N EW MERO G R A P H IC J ~ ~ HIs Desperate Remedy fj By CECELIA A. LOŒAUX “ I tell yon, Mary, I cannot afford it, and that’s all there ia to it !" John Brent unfolded his evening paper end held it under the light, which wpa shaded to an artistic dim­ ness by many ruffles o f crape paper. His wife brought her hand down upon the piano keys in a crashing disoord that made him shiver ana set his teeth. Presently she seated herself in a low chair at the other side o f the table, the soft light fall­ ing full upon her. pretty, petulant face as she bent over her fancy work. John Brent foYgot that he had been reading the political editorials and looked over the top o f the pa­ per at his wife "W hat makes you want a diamond ring, Mary f " he asked gently. Her blue eyes brightened. She thought he was relenting. “ Why, I’ve wanted one all my life. When I was a little bit o f a girl I had one with a glass set, and when I grew too old for that I used to dream o f the time when I would be old enough to be engaged, so that my lover, would get me one.” “ T on should have chosen a richer lover,” said her husband, with a tinge o f bitterness. “ Y oung hard­ ware merchants can’t quite go at the diamond ring pace.” His wife hardly heard what he said. She stretched a dimpled white hand out across the table and was admiring it. “ See,” she said, with a flash o f Co­ quetry, “ it's pretty enough for dia­ monds, isn’t it? That Mrs. Bur­ rows on Tenth street has hands that are big and red. She has one dia­ mond as big as a robin’s egg— al­ m ost” “ Her husband can afford it,” smil­ ed John, looking at the dainty hand that lay in his rough palm. He was wondering just how long he was going to be able to keep it from do­ ing any work, hardly considering the diamond question. Then he put it gently down and leaned on the table, looking at his wife closely. “ Perhaps I haven’t told you so that you fully understand, Mary,” he said after, a minute. “ Y ou’ re a good deal o f a child about some things, and you don’t think. But business is bad— not mine only, but every one’s. There’s that new store here, a branch o f the big one in the city, and they are cutting prices murderously. And we have heavy expenses too. I don’t know how, but we manage to eat and drink and wear almost more than we can pay for. And then there was the hos­ pital bill as well as the doctor’s. It took months to pay those." “ I suppose you wish it had been a funeral bill,” said Mary sulkily. “ Mary! Don’t you dare to say such a thing again as long as you live! You shall not twist my mean­ ings in that way. Can’t you be a little reasonable ? Then you decid­ ed that the house was too shabby to be lived in, though the things we had bought when we were married seemed very fine to us at the time, and it wasn’t so very long ago.” “ We were awfully green,” she said. “ Well, you’ ve got over the green­ ness,” said her husband dryly. “ And ind h the rugs and furniture and hangings have not vet got the last payment, and the furnace needs fixing, and the house needs painting. We must go slow, little girl.” Mary Brent’s lips quivered for a moment, and then, hiding her face on her arm, she sobbed like a spoil­ ed child. Her husband was first sorrv, then angry. This was too lish. childis "T h e trouble with you and all the rest o f the women like you is that you haven’t enough to do to keep interested. Y ou sit around ana think o f yourselves until you be­ lieve you are martyrs, when a little work would be better for you. It isn’t all your fault, though,” he add­ ed slowly. “ I f the baby had lived you would have been more grown up" His wife sprang to her feet. “ I— ,e didn’t live,” she I’ m almost glad he sobbed. " T wouldn’t want him to hear his father talk like that to me.” / And she whirled from the room. John Brent spent a wakeful, un­ easy night, but by morning he thought he had found a solution. He ate his lonely breakfast— Mary never got up to breakfast any.more — and went downtown early. Dur­ ing the forenoon he went over to the office of Jftn Reade, the most prosperous attorney in the town and nis best friend. The two were clos­ eted in the consulting room for over an hour, and as he came out into the reception room John said: “ I’ll A -V . take good care of it, Beade, and OUR PYGMY EARTH. IT WAS A GOOD PLAY. bring it back tomorrow. The fact that you aren’t married makes it Compared With the Sun It Is as s Pee That Much at Least the Aoter-CrKie to a Two Feet Globe. easier. I wouldn’t want any other Was Fereed te Admit. woman to know.” , A dime held at arm’s length from John Hare, the English a cto r,' As soon as hfe got to the store he the eye will much more than cover once went to see one o f Beerbohm 1 went straight into his private office the entire disk o f the sun. I f it Tree’s infrequent performances of and called up the police station. were placed at the exact point of Hamlet. He would willingly have Within a few moments a detective coincidence and its diameter and avoided Tree for some little time whom John Brent knew well passed distance fitun the eye accurately afterward for reasons obvious to through the store and into the little measured it might be used as s others who, like him, had seen this room. The clerks looked at each means o f determining the sun’ s di­ least impressive o f this actor’s roles. other furtively and applied them-^ ameter, its distance being known. Hare chivalrously remained in his selves vigorously to their work. The foremost philosophers o f long box to the end o f the play. As the They could not help hearing the ago would have been appalled at the curtain descended on each act he burst o f laughter that came from true statement o f both the sun’s had dreaded the invitation o f his the office, however, though the en­ distance and its sise. fellow player to his dressing room, suing conversation was too low to ■ The sun’s diameter is about 866,- where the usual courtesies would be heard. 000 miles. It is bewildering to be have been expected. G U A RAN TEE D Q U A LITY That evening John Brent went assured that it would take 1,300,000 Act by act slipped by without any home a little later than usual and earths to equal the sun in volume. word from the stage, and Hare grew sat down to the waiting dinner table I f the interior o f that truly gigantic proportiodately relieved. As the D elivery Everywhere Phone, W hite 26 without changing his coat, which he globe were hollow and the earth last curtain fell, however, and Hare usually did to please his wife. Mary, were placed at its center with the retired from the box he found a apparently entirely recovered from moon revolving about it at its usual messenger at the door with Mr. the headache she usually bad after mean distance o f nearly 240,000 Tree’s compliments, and wouldn’t such stormy times, sat opposite to miles there would still exist a vacu­ he come home for a bite o f supper him, dainty and pretty in her pale ity between the moon and the in­ with some friends? pink house gown. The dinner table closing shell o f the sun o f nearly At table Hare parried opening was attractive and daintily set, and 200,000 miles. This is perhaps the after opening, yet not once did Tree “There It a House With a Bathroom” Nora, in a clean white apron, lum­ most graphic and impressive illus­ refer directly to his Hamlet. Hare was an expression at one bered awkwardly around the table tration possible o f the sun’ s colossal on 'his part dreaded every break, in tim e calculated to arouaa serving the simple dinner. bulk. We must note, however, that the conversation would bring the interett, but n ow , condition « John seemed to be very nervous. the density o f the sun is only about dreaded topic. After a decent time are entirely different. T o He ate little and kept glancing fur­ one-quarter ghat o f the earth, so he drew away from table to go build a hou«e w ithout a bath­ tively at his wife, who was seeming­ that it would weigh only as much home. * Tree accompanied him to room m erely raiaei a ques­ ly indifferent, but who knew the as 330,000 earths. In very round the hall to put on his coat. S now ’ s tion a« to the g o o d judg­ signs and thought he was about to numbers the sun’ s weight may be my hour,” thought Hare. Not one m ent o f the builder. People present her with a peace offering. stated at two octillion tons, which if word from Tree. They shook hands know that he has either not _ She wondered what it would be. expressed in figures would require on the threshold, and*Hare started considered o r else m isjudged They had reached the pudding almost as many ciphers as a news­ down the steps in happy relief. Tree the im portance that an up- __I and Nora had retired to the kitchen paper line can accommodate. to-date bathroom has followed him to his carriage. Hare when the doorbell rang, and John A very comprehensive illustration heard him in dread. Still the topic increasing the value o f started to his feet as if he had been o f the pygmean dimensions o f the was avoided. house, both as to ren Tree, trith cordial expecting some one. He sat down earth as compared with the sun is courtesy, opened the door. Hare and selling value. again, however, as he heard Nora’s to represent the latter by a globe slipped into the cushions o f the car­ F or the finest plum bing step in the hall, and in a moment two feet in diameter and the earth riage, joyfully heard the door slam c uipm ent at reasonable cost she opened the door, and Jack Bur­ by a dainty pea. And yet the little and drew a deep sigh. w e recom m end 9 t a n M * net appeared in the doorway. plum bing fixtures and w ill pea weighs more than six quintillion But before the horses started “ Come in ! Come in !” cried John tons. As to the solar surface, it is Tree’s head was in at the window, be pleased to show you the heartily, a trifle too heartily, his some 12,000 times that o f our plan­ and he said, with blighting suavity: m any artistic designs in w hich they are made. A sk wife thought. She wished ' John et. Y et the sun when compared “ At least, John, you’ ll admit it’s fo r illustrated book let. would not associate with this class with its true peers, the stars, is not a good play.” —.......... i o f people. only not o f extraordinary size, but Largest Grave In the World. - “ Sit down and have a bite,” said in all probability is only to be rank­ her husband, and she was forced to ed among the medium self lumi­ The largest single grave in the echo the invitation, though she felt nous bodies which Bparkle in “ heav­ world occupies just exactly one acre greatly relieved when the man re­ en’ s ebon vault.” And because o f of ground, which is surrounded by 501 F IR S T S T R E E T fused. He leaned over the back o f its spoltedness it has a place, al­ ■n iron railing. This enormous a chair, seeming at a loss how to though a humble one, among the grave is located at Puerto Cortez, begin. His feet shuffled nervously. in Honduras, and is the burial place “ variable” stars. “ I— I just dropped in,” he stam­ o f a woman. The tombstone occu­ pies the center o f the ground in- mered. ’T a c t is. I ’m working on a Haw It Faala to Fraasa. case. Can I see you alone, Brent ?” Freezing to death is preceded by dosed, and several wooden figures “ Oh, fire away!” said Brent. “ My a drowsiness which makes the end representing the deceased are ar­ wife would find it out sooner or painless, the body actually feeling ranged in statue-like form in differ­ later.” warm and going comfortably to ent parts o f the ground. There “ WeU, some one stole Jim Reade’s sleep. Experiments have been made are sixteen o f these figures, which diamond ring this morning. They with animals to show just how in the evening give the place a got me working on the case, and freezing to death proceeds. In one ghostlike appearance. The deceas­ I’ve got to do my duty.” o f these experiments, in which the ed had died rich and in her will Mary Brent, looking across the animal was placed in a temperature had specified the amount o f ground table with a sudden, lurking fear in of from 125 to 150 degrees below to be purchased for her grave and her eyes, saw John’s hand make a zero, the breathing and heart beats the manner in which it should be sudden involuntary movement to­ were at first quickened, the organic decorated. She had many curious ward the breast pocket o f his coat. heat o f the body actually rising notions, and'the size and ornamen­ She turned white. above the normal, which is 98.6 de­ tation o f her grave were among “ O f course you must do your grees F. This showed a sudden them. duty,” said John. “ Who is the and intense effort on the part o f the Looking Backward. thief?” He tried to look uncon­ functions to preserve the body’ s How far hack in one’s life can one cerned and natural, but something temperature. Then violent heart clicked in his wife’ s throat, and she action gave out suddenly, and death remember? Herbert Spencer used was not surprised when the detec­ came when the temperature o f the to recall faint pictures o f playing in tive laid a hand heavily on her hus­ body dropped to 71 degrees F.— the garden with a sister, a year his junior, who died at two years old. band’s shoulder. Popular Mechanics. His most vivid recollection, howev­ “ John Brent, I place you under er, “ worth mentioning because o f its arrest,” he said solemnly, and then, Man and Slasp. I hate to do it, John.” t How much sleep is necessary for psychological interest, is that o f cer­ “ I’ll .get my hat and come with a man? The question was raised tain results caused in me by being you,” said Brent, rising. “ Mary” — centuries ago by Montaigne. “ Phisi- left alone for the first time.” The No, you won’t,” she interrupted, tians,” he wrote, “ may consider nurse went out and locked him up It was the running around the table and stand­ whether sleep be so necessarie that alone in the house. evening o f the week when the bells ing in front o f him. Then she our life must needs depend o f it, for stepped back and put her hand we finde that Perseus, ring o f Mace- o f A ll Saints’, Derby, was rung, and through John’s arm. She looked don, prisoner at Rome, being kept they were going all the time the steadily at the detective, her small from sleep, was made to die, but child suffered in loneliness. “ All OVERLAND 30, fu lly equ ipped in clu d in g $50 W a rn er sp eed ­ face very pale and her blue eyes Plinie aleageth that some have lived through the earlier part o f my life, om eter, s e lf starter, p resto tank, tire irons, top and top fo o t, clear flashing. a long time without any sleep at and even in adult years, I never vision w in d s h ie ld ............................... >...$1100 F- O. B. NEWBERG “ I f any one has to go I will. It all. And Herodotus reporteth there heard these bells without a feeling isn’t his fault; it’s mine. I— I made are nations where men sleep and of sadness coming over me.” CADILLAC, fu lly equ ipped, very m uch im p rov ed , equal to him do it. He told me he couldn’t wake by halfe yeares. And those Parisian Gay Life. an y ca r o f any price. afford it, and' I acted like a little that write the life o f Epimenides Speaking o f the so called gay life beast, and so he did it to satisfy the Wise affirm that he slept the L e t S. A . M ills tell you abou t eith er o f them . me, I suppose. He isn’t a thief. continuall space o f seven and fifty of Paris, Theodore Dreiser says in the Century: You know he isn’ t a thief.” She yeares.” FIRST CLASS SHOP W O R K “ Consumption, cocaine and opium appealed to the detective. maintain their persistent toll. This Warships In Oldsn Timas. He stammered, “ But the ring” — “ Take the ring back,” she said, Although a warship o f today is is a furnace o f desire, this Mont­ “ and I will come and explain the useless without her guns, artillery martre district, and it burns furious­ whole thing to Mr. Reade. He was not always used on board shin. ly with a hard, white hot flame until wouldn’t let you arrest John any­ It first appears to have been made there is nothing left save black cin­ way if he knew who it was. Oh, use of about 1100 B. C., in a battle ders and white ashes. Those whq lease g o ! Give him the ring, between the Phoenicians and Iber­ can endure its consuming heat are ohn.” she begged. ians, the former winning and oc­ welcome to its wonders until emo­ O u r B u ild in g M a t e r ia ls a re th e B e s t John drew the ring from his pock­ cupying Cadiz, or, as it was then tion and feeling and beauty are no Our prices are right, and we shall be pleased to have you call and g iv et and threw it down on the white called, Gades. The Iberians, from more.” us an opportunity to furnish you with anything you need in our line. tablecloth. 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