TH K N E W B K H G G R A P H IC — 1111 i-lLJl— ......... -A M AW HIGH PRICED HONOR CLARENCE B U T T WiB practice in aM tbe ««arto of the âpemal AttmntKC. gvreai to pro- bate iw rt, the writ*»* . ta 0 edp* Cwnor fair degree ..I a.-i«.r..«-y. This fo.-t be j #, th. pa .aaf Met..od of Shoot.ng proved l»> means of a guessing compe- | Well*. Had to Oaorate at Night—Man til mu ilurtug the tvluiei tlutt hla party ' and Machinery Otten Annihilated. s|ieut in cuiiip ou the great Ice barrier As each man cauie lu In tbe morulug one of the most uaugerous and at he gave hla opinlou o f tbe temperature ,t,e *,me time romantic phases of tbe outside, and oa« h guesa was entered In Mr|V ,q| UualneMs was k'towu as misui a book At the end of lb . mouth I j S , tlll|t> ,u th- Oegtuu.nu of the ol, weut over the figure«, end tbe man . ........ Who bad guessed correctly the great w " ' 1 *T*d p” ‘ eat number of dmee won the prlse-a **' *" th* u,’* bod wf •huotln* «*- few cigars Beside« giving practice In Having a monoiaily of tb»* eatlmating degree« o f cold. It was a be could and did charge what very gtsal diversion with which to be- ever jirl«-» he asw UL giu tbe day. Wbyu one day la almost ’ As a result o f thta condition of exactly like auotber the tlrat hour of affair* there sprang Into existence a the morulug is likely t o lw a little sour : number o f bold apirita who began tbe The competition engaged every «« m *** ' manufacture of nitroglycerin, the as uncut inn pleasantly La.-b man's en lwrtL and shooting the wella tmnee was awaited with excitement. ^ r™ “ T* J i. and one man was not permitted ttf thr n.neb Haa money than the PStoal make LI* guess In the bearing of l h e ® der ch* * red w w * to n m i man who followed him Therefore u»^ th" «twateat secrecy In their they had to speak as they came In. one j work, for Ik» patent bolder had men employed for tbe ex| purpose of by one. “ Now. Mtubliertid.” I would say. toying on all tbe wella drilled. ▲ stiff "what's the temperature today?” fine for the Aral offense and a prison Stiililiennl had his own way o f ra ljform for tbe second were tbe punieb- i-iilatlug. which I never am-reeded IB Inflicted on the men unlucky linderstundtug One day. for lustain-e. ; -ot>U(cb m ^ « „ jjh t . These outlaw hu I ihi L' im I dlukiat be i«N>k«-«I ulmiit him him dtuf and ntiiHlinI studied ihu the ! shootera bad their planta foi* making vunoiis fa«-es “ it isn't warm today." ... . . . t h e glycerin located In some out o f the be «.Id HI MW.. wHb a greet d « u «.» aM| m h m t b t i r m rrictm col.vi«tion. I could immediately e„ in A their shooting by coumge him with the awunim-e that ^ Nght. hence the name moonlighter. be !|:ld guessed i-«>ITectly It WMS - «Bf Many and variad ware the adventures degrees h . i that befell these moonlighters. A The month.y results were very lnrer ^ coming out frem town to a well estl.m so tor aa I ran remember, the one day HW „ n l l Mddwi a he«, is-rformam e In any month was reoce , nd , to ^ to tnTMtl. eight aMmiximatety <-orrect guea«ee Taking off the lid. be saw what A man might keep remarkably close to he supposed was Ian) oil. Well pleased tbe actual teinjieratnre for a long tiro* w|tb hitt Hnd he ^ |t ak>nx ^ and then suddenly one 6mf make ao Wni He »bowed hie treasure to hia error o f 26 degrees • mates at tbe well and then uaed some Tbe winner's mean temperature 0f p to lubricate tbe engine. For eome agreed within a few tenths of a degree re»non the men were celled from tbe with tbe actual mean temperature ol enmity o f tbe derrick. They bad got tbe mouth, and the mean o f all tbs but a abort distance when there was competitors’ mean temperature gave e an explosion that fitted tbe costly en reeult that was almost exactly correct gins for tbe scrap beep. A dose In- Bo If we bad been ao unlucky aa to «portion o f tbe supposed lard oil re lose all our thermometers we should reeled the startling fact that It was not have been entirely at a toes oltn»glycerin It waa a frightened lot — ----------------- of men who gingerly returned tbe can What Fepye Sew In Church. to tbe fence corner from which the Once I’epys goes to Hackney church, fille r hud taken It “ chiefly." be m j i , *ee tbe young ^ proved to be tbe property o f t ladles o f tbe school whereof there Is •won,^ b tfr. who bad left It there. I d - great store end very pretty.” And on **°dlaK to peturn to r lt night another Sunday. “ After «tinner I did I d 80 dangerons an occupation aa by water alone to Westminster to the Jtoonllgbttag many fatal accldents pariah church and there did entertain 7®1"*.to ^ myaelf with tbe perspective glass up doctly two tfiat occurred within a short and down tbe church, by which I bad **®e ° [ ot™ treat pleasure o f seeing and gazing at . , n ,ltle °™t' . tbf nKX>nl|gbter.^a big a great many very One women: and bad come straight from his wedding to tbe welL Tbe tlquor wbaf with tbat and sleeping. I ewey the time till tbe sermon wee he bad been drtnUng tncetebratlouof done” And again on a Sunday after £ “ BrrtaÂV noon to tbe ram e church, “thinking to ^ ■h*" with tbe glycerin and was endeavor- Betty Micheli and stay an boor to » tbe s . crowd, thinking by k . the end o f a . Ing to slip tbe cap Into place. Hie J 7 , ” nn_ i __ _ , i n, ^ — j .,M,n ka . hands were a trine unsteady, and he nose that 1 saw that It had been her, . .. , . . , nnaii* wn. « ... the »h . head k — a . . . wul i .* t list w w turned to* •. fumbled « m It # several l minutes. »_ Finally, ward me and It was her motlrar. ' £ ' * * * which vexed me-” —George Hodgea In tb* i * p tat° P‘*?* *nd T u. J. l -oeslon cap a heavy blow with hia the Atlantic. ; ^ VICTOR HUGO IN E X IL E . And the Attie Boom In Which Wrote Hw Masterpieoe. Ho A graphic description of a v.slt to Victor Hugo in Uiierusey and o f hla quaint houiv there la given by the late Sir William Butler in hia autobiogra­ phy: “Of tbe many curious things to be aeeo to Huntsville house tbe master's sleeping room waa tbe strangest He had huilt tt on the roof between two great blocks o f cbliuueya. You au ceudud td hla workshop bedroom by stairs which somewhat resembled a ladder. Quite half of the room waa glass, and the view from It waa mag nlth-ent The lalea o f Jetbou and Bark were In tbe middle dlatauce. anti be yond lay many a mile o f the Normau coast Alderney lay to the north, and iMtymid It oue saw the glistening win dowa of the triple lighthouses of the Caaquet ns-lca end still more to the right the high ridges overlooking Cher bourg The bed waa a small camp tiedatead. with a table on one side of It and a small desk cheat o f drawers on tlie other, with pens. Ink and paper always wltbln reach. , “ Near tbe bed stood a email stove, which be lighted himself every morn Ing end on which be prepared bis cafe an lalt; then work began at tbe large table wblch stood In tbe gtaae alcove a tow feet from tbe toot o f tbe bed Thle work went on till It was time to drees and descend to dejeuner In tbe room on tbe ground floor already de­ scribed. As tbe sheets o f writing pa­ per were finished they were number­ ed and droppod on tbe floor, to be picked up, arranged and put away tn tbe drawer daok at the end o f tbe morning’s labor. He celled tbe writ­ ing table bis ‘carpenter's bench' and tbe leavee which M l from It hla ‘abav- 4 > Littlefield & Romig ! PHYSICIANS and SURGEONS Ü Dr. F. H. W ilson Osteopatliic Physician & Obstetrician Dtapatch. Eyesight Should be perfect and F ree F rom S tra in ; N c Headaches; No Pain. Perfect glasses will ena­ ble you to look, to your heart’s content, without the slightest discom fort to the eyes. ! C. A. MORRIS THE JEWELER Eye Sight Specialist o p p o s it c p o s T o r r ic c M 'M 'JkW JkW Jk’Æ Mi'Æ S UNDID NEW MANAGEMENT “ It was at this table and In tbla airy attic Tbat most o f tb* great work of Wood of all kinds. Wood tawing a specialty bis later life was dona. Hera were Prompt service. Leave orders at yard or written ’Lee Miserable*.' ‘Lee Traveil- at Dawson bouse, 109 West Hancock St. leurs de la Mer* and many volumes of PH O N E RED 1 7 4 poetry” ________________ E. P. HAMILTON, Prop. PAID W ITH A F U G . Rieb Ousel Estete* In England With a Curious Rental. It Is not generally known that op tbe anniversary o f Waterloo each year -Ju n e Id. 1816. was tbe original day— Phones tbe Duke o f Wellington Is required to present the sovereign with a new flag Office, White 22; Res. Black 90 ben ring the French colora as an ac­ 1U U *«U U I knowledgment that his grace bolds tb* manor of Htratbfleldaaye at tb* will and pleasure o f tbe king, tbat estate baring been presented to tb* Iron Duke as a national gift for bla succosa over Napolvion at Waterloo Tbe «-eremony o f tbe presentation of PHYSICIANS u d SURGEONS tbe ling Is today much shorn o f Ita Office over U. S. National Bank and cut glory, for formerly the ruling duke used to bring tba trophy blmaelf ^ Office phone Bine 171 on boraehai-k and personally offered It Residence Phone Black 115 to tbe monarch Nowadays It Is sent ♦OOOBO^OWOBOWOWOWUWOWOBCWO by deputy, however, and .la then placed by some appointed equerry In tbe po­ I M M M M é M M SS S S M M M M sition a «signed to It—namely, over tbe marble bust o f tbe old Duke o f Wel­ lington tbat stands on Its pedestal In tbe guardroom at Windsor castle Tbe i¡ flag which has rested there during the preceding year Is then taken down and returned to the duke’s messenger. It I« on the special condition o f tbna ; Office in First N a t’l Bank Bldg. rendering this annual tribute o f feudal Phone, Black 31 aerrice. aa we may call It. tbat tbe reigning dnke Is allowed to retain tbe splendid estate already mentioned. If he omits to «end tbe banner on tbe There wee a. crash tbat shook tbe pror>er day he forfeits tbe right to tbe | DR.TH OS. W . HESTER ; Okaufslssd. 1 eerj aarth. Tbe derrick and everything sets tea__________ ________ Mistakes such a« tbat which prakea |Q |r .res blown to flinders. Tbe men The «ame principle applies to tbe 3 Physician and Surgeon Uganda o f Bugaoda arp frequent w hen, wbo bad been watching tbe operation tieantlfnl domains of Blenheim held the white man ba«e« bis geographical w er* Instantly killed. 9 Office in Dixon Building by the Duke o f Marlborough, who sim­ n«*iiieoclatiire on hie nnderatendtng of | gome Hl™ later a n o t b f terrible ec- ilarly has to send a oew flag on each 2 r u » offic. whit. 22 . R h bi « m as the native Sometimes they are amns cldent happened. Tbe moonlighter anniversary of the battle «Aug. 13. | NEWBERG - - OREGON Ing when one gets tbe explanation was a young fallow and noted for his 1704» The banner Is placed over tbe ♦ a * * For Inatani-e. Da mars land should real­ careful work. Tb* well be was to bust o f the noted Dnke of Marlbor­ ly be Damnqnaland. jnst aa Namaqna- shoot bad mad# e fine showing In tbe ough. also tn the guardroom at Wind­ land and Griqualand. for “ qua” Is the send, end tb* owner confidently ex­ s o r — London Hpbere masculine plural, meaning “men.” pected a gusher. Tbe shot waa started “ R h " is tbe feminine dual 11 m ex­ down, and everything seemed to be Te rre ra of Anticipation. plorer. with s «weep of bis band, ques­ going all right. Thera were several An old German farmer entered tb* tioned hi« native guide« as to the name men In tbe derrick, and e tool dresser office of a wholesale druggist on* O S T E O P A T H IS T ; of the country But they thought be stood waiting for tb* shot to reach tbe morning and addressed the proprietor. was iiolntlng to two Dams women In bottom of tbe well when tbe piece of a n d O b s te tr ic ia n “ Mr fW ker. I haf der achmall pox"— the dlxtence and answered. “ Daroara." Iron be held In hla hand, wblch was p u ...... (Residence Blue 59 “ Men-lfui heaven«. Mr Jacobe?" ex- rnones. ,office Black m Ho this portion o f German Africa bears called tb* go devil, would be sent down "iHlrm-d Becker a« the office force a name which signifies “ land o f two to set It off. Tbe moonlighter let tbe ««•rainhied over each other In their Hours by appointment Dama women " - l^ndon Chronicle rope, wblc-b was stretched taut by tbe burry tn get out "Don't com* any ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ *•♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦« weight o f tbe heavy shot run through nearer?” his band« Suddenly tbe rope slack­ Teld of a Tail««-. “ Vota der madder mit you fallen, Be knew only too well what anyhow?” quietly replied Jacobe. “ 1 A Viennese tailor was so fascinated ened H o u r » : 9 t o 12 A. M . 2 t o 8 P . M . t O th e r « by A p p o l n t m .n t A by hi« own figure In a suit ordered by that meant Tb* gas In tb* well waa say I huf der ««-hmall pox of butteront e <-ouri functionary that be could ool forcing tbe shot beck out. - m miue wagen, vot der Mrs. Becker D r . F , H . W ils o n “ It la coming oat I For God’s sake ortered lea' week alreaty” —National make up his mind to pert srltb tbe garment He passed hours dally be­ help me catch tt!” be yelled to tb* tool Food Magazine fore tbe mirror admiring the elegant dresser. 3 Phon«. OtriM Bla.k 111, R... Blu. SB With e shriek tbe tool dresser Bed. fit until bis mind gave way to lunacy A Story of Beau Nash. f Edwards Bid);. Newberg» Ore. He Anally had to be consigned to an and tbe others, knowing their terrible Beau Na«U wiis not entirely a butter asylum, whither be waa enticed, say* dang«», followed bim. Tbe shooter, fly. a* 1« proved by tbe following anec­ a correspondent, on pretext of hla be­ prompteu by tb* mad bop* of catching dote- HI« rather waa a partner In a eeeeeeeew saevw O T eaevagraq, ing Invited to attend a leva* la hla tb* shell ee It cam* oat and thus avert­ gin«« tuiHltie«« at Swansea Tbla was ing tbe disaster, stuck to bis post court draoa.—Pall Mall Gasette. little known, and tbe Duchess o f Marl- ‘ D R . G. E . S T U A R T | There came a deafening explosion borough ouce twitted blm with tbe ob­ that reduced the derrick to a maos of scurity of hla birth “ Madam.” replied Happy Relief. P h y s ic ia n a n d S u r g e o n kindling wood. Tbe boiler and angina Na«h. "I «eldom mention my father lu -Ton seem happier.*’ Paint 8 avaa Moray. were twisted wrecks Strewn upon company, not be«-ause I have any rea­ Chronic dueatea a ipecialty. Call« “Yes.” responded the clerk In tbe Why not use a little paint occasion­ tb* ground were tb* mutilated remains son to be sebamed o f blm. but because amwered promptly day or nght. department atone “ T ’v# been trans­ ally? It prolongs the Ufa o f tbe build­ of what bad been ao abort a time be­ be baa some reason to be ashamed of Oftce and Residence, 107 Mam St ing*. adds value to tbe price o f tbe ferred from the silk counter to tbe fore strong men Tbe moonlighter, Phone Red % farm and helps to make a "home been-. grindstone department And very tow wbo bed tried with each desperate women out shopping Insist on pawing tlful " Buildings Isst 26 to SO per cent J ie » # e » e » — eea ti courage to save them, bad been com­ Another Maxim Mangled. longer if painted. That means that a j over that stock ” —Washington Herald. pletely annihilated “Bncceae will come to any on# wbo building which would last fifty to see | Nitroglycerin Is when bandied In persevere« ” A . E. W I L S O N Call Meney. enty-five years unpalntsd would last! brood daylight and under m6st favor­ “I am not ao ears about that I have 7\ io 126 years If painted. It Is tbei **I wish I bad a lot of that call able conditions a dangerous article been married for ten years now. and O p tic ia n « same with fences and farm Imple­ money ” ' How greatly tb* danger was Increased my husband hasn’t liked anything tbat : examined and glasses made ments it la easy to see that paint “ What for?” by bundling It ee tb* mooollgbten 1 hare bad tor dlnnar y e t '—Pittsburgh “To pay my telephone bills with, saves money - Kansas Farmer. to fit ________________ were compelled to may sastly be un­ Poet stupid.” —Baltimore American Phone Blue 38 derstood. It waa without doubt * A Glaring On*. moot hazardous occupation, but tb* eu Teacher- I d tbe sen M acs "The rick d teoen t connected with It to auy “ You talk about m oor exclaimed the nothing * f tb* lent* amount o f money hoy love« bin medlrlo*,'' what pert of suffragette “ Whet bee men ever done received for their services proved lire- b i« -,o v W Johnny It’s a Ob ■anm l/»ndon Tit Bits Dr. John S. Rankin i H ED G ED ABOUT BY D IGNITY. M AD E A GOOD GUESS. Lang Was Eheri. Manager Did run collect that Mil from old n*-*n Ixmg? Pidlector- No: be was in mu he was out. - Boston Tree ecripL The Ice Man Can’ t make stale groceries palatable. Better make your purchases o f J. L. Van Blarlcnm * who carries a nice clean stock o f everything that is good to e a t Call W hite 114 and you will get Prompt S e r v i c e NEWBERG Iro n W o r k s !; Foundry and Machine W ork. Pulleys, Shafting and Machine Screws Sixth and Blaine Sts. OVER Sfl YEARS’ XPENIENCE P atents twadc M a m s D csiqns COPYWIUHTS A c. ____ ____ a »keK-h and dMerlntlnn mar :lv aaoartaln mir oi>inloii free arbethar a.i ntlon t» probably ratenisM a Commun««-». jLvea I»trlcllr oonfldential. HRN060M on Patauu aent fra*. Old««« aeeney for Mouline palanta. Palante taken tbroneh Mann Á Co. reoelre W**«ai nett««, wit hont enarene la the Sdentine American. A handeoieely lltnetratad weakl,. Lenreet dr­ en laiton of an, arlen tillo Journal. Tarma. |1 a gy.».lgrg°Stto- »L 9ril«I by all newadaalera. Pleasure and Picnjc Parties a Specialty Country Trips at Team Rates A . IVI. D U N L A P M OTOR TRANSFER NO. 1 W ill move baggage, furni­ b . freight or fumi* ture to ail parte o f the citv city or country. country Phone Black 18 Newberg, Oregon E N O S E L L I S : General Contracting Sewer & Tile W ork and Deep Wella Newberg, Ora. J BUSINESS COLLEGE » » • minotqh a n s t s n t m e re ro«T u»o oeaooq WRITE FOR CATALOG Ft Sew Toutua 0