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FRENZIED ELOQUENCE.
TREES TH A T TALK.
A n O u t b u r s t s f O r a t o r y T h a t E n lim n *
Living Masts That May 0* Usod In
Wiralass Talsgraphy.
i
Barnyard Shoes
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ad a Ball Gam*.
MACARONI
AND SPAGHETTI.
How tho-Ono lo Mado Tubular and tha
Other a Solid 8tiok.
TALES OF JUJUTSU.
A r Export at Th ia Ja p a n ««« Gama la a
D a n g e r o u s O p p o n a n t.
;
CHASE A UNTON
»; GRAVEL COMPANY
Iii the modern macaroni factory,
In a certain very real sense trees
In his book ou “ The Fighting
“ 1 hare heard learned discussion«
full o f high sounding phraseology,” can “ talk.” Their voice is not the 'vheii the dough has been well mix­ Spirit o f Japan” EL J. Harrison says
^The WorM t B M !
said Frank Houseman, a retired Bound o f the wind in their branches, ed and kneaded ill a'powerful ma­ ol jujutsu: “ The word it writ­ ► All kinds o f gravel for con­
erfand Slocknei
ball player, “ and 1 must say that in which the poets have called “ whis­ chine, it ia ready to he formed into ten with two ideographs, the first i’ crete work, cement blocks,
^ look right W f
I any thoo fo a e i
my time I have encountered many pering” or "sighing” or “ howling.” macaroni, which is of tube shape ‘ju ’ meaning to obey, submit to, j> or wood work furnished on
men who could throw the English Real “ tree talk” consists of vibra­ about one-fourth inch in diameter, weak, soft, pliable, and the second
language around most delightfully, tions that do not affect the unaided or into spaghetti, which is a solid meaning ’art’ or ’science.’ The use f> short notice.
but 1 wish to say that there was ear and are perceptible only by the stick o f about oue-eigbth inch in o f the first character is intended to
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once in my life when 1 realized the aid of delicate instruments. In fact, diameter.
imply that 'jujutsu’ relies for its
The
dough
is
forced
by
hydraulic
these
vibrations
are
the
electric
possibilities o f English, the glories
triumphs not upon brute strength,
of our native tongue and the flexi­ waves used in wireless telegraphy, pressure through a cylinder with s but upon skill and finesse, the abil­ • o a o e o ^ o a o ^ o w o -
bility of the unwritten dictionary^. to which trees are curiously sensi­ fiat circular bronze die at the bot­ ity to win by appearing to yield.
tom. This macaroni die or mold Tlius in ‘jujutsu’ the opponent
This occasion was .in Florida many tive.
S 3 S ?1
The discovery was made quite contains manv holes each of a di­ undermost may have the other at
years ago. 1 was wintering down
A hoe moat be ex-j
actly right when tbe|
there with a lot of other players, accidentally by officers o f our sig­ ameter o f one-fourth o f an inch. hiB mercy, though to the novice he
maker« will pat out an In-
among
them being Johnny McGraw. nal service in the course o f experi­ Each hole has adjusted within it .a may appear to be defeated. ‘Ju­
| auranee certificate which definitely goar-j
We have m°ney to loan on
hteee theahoee against breaking or crack-
“ We were playing a game one aft­ ments connected with the improve­ small pin, directlv in the center. jutsu’ is the art #hich every samurai
first
mortgage on improved
|ing through from manure or barnyard |
ernoon, and 1 was on third base. ment o f the field telephone system This pin is the means wherebv the (noble or warrior) under the feudal
"uulda.
farm security in Yamhill coun­
That’s what you get with Batakamp s l
McGraw had reached second and of the army. In setting up certain “ hole” in the macaroni is made. regime was compelled to learn, and
| Barnyard Shoee. Come In and let us tell]
ty,
from three to five years
The
pin
divides
the
dough
on
one
thought he saw a chance to get telephone wires it was found that a
it was often a point o f honor among
I you about the new Insurance plan.
with attractive r e p a y m e n t
clean home when a safe drive went tree was an especially good con­ side as the mass starts through the the higher minded ones, if attacked
whizzing out in the field. I saw ductor of an electrical current. hole. Before the dough arrives at by a vulgar opponent, whether with
privileges.
that he could do it; also that the Struck by this fact, the officer in the end o f the hole, however, the or without a weapon, to try first to
A . H. BIRRELL A C O „
Newberg, Ore. .
umpire was looking after the ball, charge of the experiments deter­ divided aides come together, mak overcome him by means o f jujutsu
202
McKay Bldg., 3rd & Stark
and as Mac drew' nigh 1 gave him mined to find out whether he could ing a perfect tube.
before drawing their own sword.
In the case o f the spaghetti tube Nowadays, however, jujutsu is no
the hiplock and the double tackle. use trees in wireless telepraphy in­
Portland, Oregon
He whirled round and out and shot stead of the tall masts that are the die contains only plain holes longer a monopoly o f the military
far away into the suburbs. Over usually set up. He believed that about one-eighth o f an inch in di­ class, and the various ‘dojo’ or
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and over he rolled, bringing up with trees would catch or send the eleo- ameter, arranged in groups. When schools in the large cities render it
his face in a clump o f weeds and tric waves even better than masts, macaroni and spaghetti emerge possible for any respectable person
; C O R M k his mouth full o f sand.
because trees have A multitude o f from the cylinders the next step is to practice it.”
“
antennae” in the twigs and leaves to cut them into certain lengths,
“
McGraw
scrambled
back
to
the
J
REMEDY
Mr. Harrison tells o f an expert
base before the ball could reach of their outspreading branches, these depending upon the mode o f who was sitting in a restaurant
' • n r . y o u r .
him, and I judged it best to move whereas the masthead presents only curing or drying to be pursued. when he “ fell foul o f a coolie and
"
^ DRUGGISTS
Sometimes this curing or drying is promptly threw him downstairs.
up the line a bit, out o f his reach, a small point.
Can’ t make stale groceries
and there he stuck, with his foot on
He put his theory to the test, and done on travs and sometimes over The coolie returned to the fray
palatable.
Better make
the bag, and delivered an oration. the result was the introduction in rods.
with fourteen comrades, but the ex­
your
purchases
of
California of a wireless system o f
It is highly important to the pert calmlv sat at the head o f the
And what a speech it was!
^ P a in le s s
“ Sometimes I wake up in the tree telegraphy, which may prove
mcaroni industry that there should stairs, and as fast as the coolies
night and think I hear once more to be o f great value in time or war. alwavs be an adequate supplv o f came np in single file, owing to the
the words Johnny used. Eloquence, Messages can be sent from one part freshly milled durum wheat semo­ narrowness o f the passage, he aim-'
fire and forcefulness, complaint and o f an army to another with remark­ lina. For the most part chemical ply choked them in detail and hurl­
who carries a nice clean
denunciation, classified reference to able rapidity. It would be unneces­ analysis is necesarr to determine ed them down again. In the ex­
stock o f everything that
my personal habita and appearance, sary to haul about cumbrous masts the percentage o f gluten and starch citement o f the moment he was
is good to ea t
my destination after death— all and go to the trouble and labor of and whether thev are present in rather more rough than was strictly
these were features o f McGrow's setting them up. Instead, the sig­ the proper proportions, in order necessary and so broke one man’s
oration. I listened spellbound, but nal officer could rush to the nearest that there ranv be obtained a well neck. The rest fled in terror, carry­
Call W hite 114 and you
1 did not move. Not even when he big tree and communicate his mes­ balanced product o f proteids and ing off their dead and wounded.
will get Prompt S e r v i c e
carbohydrates.
added persuasiveness to his elocu­ sage to it.
The ‘judo’ expert was arrested, but
He need only pierce its bark with
tion and offered me attractive in­
Macaroni made o f fresh durum as be was easily able to prove that
ducements to come within his reach a sharp nail, connect that with his wheat semolina and pure water he had been one man against fifteen
instrument and set every woody shows a golden color verv much like he was. o f course, acquitted. Never­
did I change my position.
“ 1 have heard Bourke Cockran. fiber o f the tree pulsating and every that o f the semolina. Moreover, theless the kodokwan temporarily
I have heard William Jennings Bry­ twig and leaf snapping off Hertzian it is translucent. Imitations, while suspended him for his conduct,
an. I have heard them all. But waves. Thus the tree would pro­ they may be colored to resemble which was deemed unduly violent.”
Come and look over rhy new line of
never ¡mail my life, before or since, claim his message to all the other the best macaroni, will not be trans­
Violence above what the combat
Spring and Summer Samples, they
YamhilJ County Abstract Co. have I heard anything to equal the trees and set them in turn throb­ lucent.— Harper’ s.
calls for is condemned in jujutsu.
have just arrived and are winner«
speech McGraw delivered thereupon bing with the same vibrations. If
J. H. GIBSON, Mgr.
Mr. Harrison quotes a native ex­
P lin y 1« R o m o d io o F o r C o ld * .
MUELLER the TAILO R
the coral sands o f Florida.” — N l < e w another tree were provided with a
ponent, who says: “ The employ­
The only Abstract Books in
Opposite Poatofflce,
Pliny, the Roman writer, pre­ ment o f violent physical' strength
receiving instrument properlv at­
York World.
tuned the apparatus would immedi­ scribed various remedies for coughs in jujutsu is not desirable, but is
Yamhill County
It Mado a Difference.
These include w olf’s sometimes admissible. The pupil,
ately begin to tick off the words of and colds.
M c M in n v il l b .
O regon
An excited man rushed into a the message and communicate to liver dissolved in hot wine, honey however, who has not completely
lawyer's office and without any pre­ the trained human ear what all the mixed with the gall o f a bear and mastered his art must avoid the
powders made from rabbit skins reckless use o f force, which tends
liminary burst out, “ Has a husband treetopa are chattering about.
NEWBERG
a right to open bifi wife’s letters?”
It ia said that wireless messages and bullocks’ horns burned and to hamper the free movements o f
Another is to the body and limbs and therefore
“ Certainly,- sir, certainly,” was the sent bv means o f trees may be dis­ pounded together.
Opposite
Phone
reply.
“ Open all yon please.” tinctly heard for about three miles. wrap any o f one’s fingers in the skin to prevent him from learning the
Postoffice
White 32
“ Well, here is a letter my wife has Beyond that distance they become o f a freshlv killed dog. Tree frogs, mystery o f the art.”
written to your wife and asked me too faint to be interpreted.— too. are excellent for all forms of
Foundry and Machine
catarrh. Place one in the mouth
O ld e s t D o g s In t h a W o r l d .
to deliver.
I think there's some­ Youth’s Companion.
W ork.
fo r a minute, and when be makes
thing unpleasant in it about me. I
Greyhounds can boast o f very an­
H
i*
L
im
it
.
his
escape
he
takes
that
cough
with
wish you’d open it and if there is
cient lineage and are probablv the
Pulleys, Shafting and
The absentminded customer had him. No harm is done to the frog, oldest family o f dogs in the world.
just burn it.” “ H um ph! Does my
Machine Screws
wife know your wife is going to bought something on one o f the up­ for coughing and croaking are all They figure on Egyptian frescoes of
write to her?” “ Yes.” “ And if my p er, floors o f the big department the same to him.’ For a cold in the the earlv pharaohs, were used for
Sixth and Blaine Sts.
wife doesn’t get this letter she’ll store and had started for the ele­ head Plinv advises a simple vet in­ coursing by the Greeks, and a fine
fallible
remedy—
three
kisses
on
the
vator.
Happening
to
notice
that
soon find it out, won’ t she?” “ Of
Antonine sculpture in the British
course.”
“ On second thoughts,” the movable stairway was running, mouth o f a mule.
museum o f two grevhounds fon ­
said the lawyer thoughtfully, “ I be­ however, he decided to use it in­
dling each other proves they were
In O ld N a r .tu c k o t.
lieve there is a legal finding to the stead. It carried him down to the
appreciated by the Romans. They
Nantucket island is full of were favorites with almost all the
effect that it is a criminal offense next floor, where another movable
is prepared to transfer
to open a wife’s letters. I couldn’ t stairway was in operation, and he j strange names, Here are a few of English kings, from Canute to
your goods anywhere,
take the risk, sir; indeed, I kept on going. At last he came to them: Coatue. Coskata, Nauma, Charles 1., and King John repeated­
a floor where there appeared to be ! Wauwinet, Pocom o Squam, Quidnit, ly took greyhounds in payment for
any place any time.
couldn’t.”
no stairway of any kind. An ele- j Quaise, Cachaeha. Sankotv head, the penalties be inflicted.
Until
vator stood not far away, with the 1 Polpis, Siaseonset, Pochick, Tom modern times they were aristocratic Semi- Weekly Oregon Journal,
A Quoor Compliment.
Prices Reasonable
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A nice but not especially clever door invitingly open, and he step- | Neveris head, the territories o f the dogs, which only “ gentlemen” free­
ped
inside.
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l.fio
late
Sachems
Wannochmemock.
Au-
holders
were
permitted
to
keep.
A
Office phone Black 100, or
young man went to a little evening
tapscot and Poconel, the Shearing trace o f this snobbish regulation
“ Going down ?” he asked.
party in the east end last week— so
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residence Black 123
“ I hope not. just yet,” said the Pens, Shawkemo Shimmo, Mono- can be found in the fact that until
the story goes.
phones
Red 79
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elevator
boy.
“
This
is
the
base­
Massasoit
bridge.
Nopque,
p
p
.
1853
a
special
tax
o
f
22
shillings
This young man was introduced
Call up
Red 80
Wannacomct. the Washingpond. No each was placed on greyhounds to
to several pretty girls, but he show­ ment.” — Chicago Tribune.
THE SEMI-WEEKLY
>
'
Bottom
pond. Saul’s hills, Cain’s place them beyond reach o f democ­
ed a preference for a certain one o f
S u ga r.
hill, Hensdale, Popsquatchet, T rot’s racy.— Westminster Gazette.
these, and her he led to supper and
It is not known who invented or hill, Maddequet, Whale House look­
distinguished among all others by
discovered sugar.
Sugar has, it out. Miacomet pond, the Haul over
8H* Indorsed It.
Publishes the latest &nd roost complete
bis favors. Finally he got her into
O VER e s Y E A R S '
seems, been known since the dawn Tuckernuck. Mnskeget. Abram’s
She
advanced
to the paying tell­ telegraphic news o f the world; gives re­
a corner and stammered forth his
E X P E R IE N C E
of history, but not in all countries. point, Jeremy’ s cove. Wigwam er’s window and, handing in a liable market reports, as it is published
admiration thus:
The Chinese appear to have delight­ ponds and Egypt. — Magazine of check for $50, stated that it was a at Portland, where the market can be,
“ I like you a lo t!”
and is, corrected to date for each issue.
ed their palates with some sort of American history.
birthday present from her husband It also has a page o f special matter for
“ Why do you like m e?”
sugar for more than 3,000 years,
and asked for payment. The teller the farm and home, an entertaining
“ Y ou’re the only college girl I
W h y th * J u d g e G roan ed .
and
it
was
known
in
India
earlier
informed her that she must first story page and a page or more o f comic
ever liked.”
each week, and it goes to the subscriber
than
in
Europe,
being
made
from
a
indorse it.
The
attorney
for
the
defense
had
TRADC MARKS
“ But whv am I?”
twice every w e e k - 104 times a year.
D esigns
“ I don’t know what you mean,”
“ Aw— all the other college girla juicy reed or cane. One of the gen­ just completed the reading o f his
C opyrights & c .
He looked she said hesitatingly.
T h e G r a p h ic
Anyone senrflng a nketrh and d**cr 1 p«lon ma?
seem to know so m uch!” — Cleve­ erals o f Alexander the Great is said hypothetical question.
qntckly »certain nur opinion free «rbetlier an
to
have
carried
sugar
to
Greece
in
“
Why.
you
see,”
he
explained,
at
the
clock.
It
bad
taken
him
one
iB T m w o la probRbly patentable. Communient
Gives all the loc .1 news and happenings
land Plain Dealer.
tlona
Rtrictly confldentÉel. -rr!~T
HANDBOOK
Patenta
the year 325 B. C., as Sir Walter hour and twenty-six minutes. , He “ you must write your name on the and should be in everv home in this vi­
--- . ^
7_ on
sent
free. Old eat -------
agency for »ecoring
patents.
P&tenta taken through Munn A Co. receive
back so that when we return the cinity
Raleigh, some 2,000 years later, car­ looked at the witness.
Vary Much Improoood.
special notice without charge, in the
in e two papers make a splendid com­
check
to your husband he will know
ried
tobacco
from
Virginia
to
F.ng-
“
Have
you
heard
the
question?”
In the days when the sight o f
bination and you save $1 by sending
Scientific Am erican . young America abroad was not as land. But even so late as A. D. 150 he said.
we have paid you the money.”
your subscript’on to the Graphic.
A haad.om .lr lllmrtraipd WMkly. T .ryw t olr
“ Oh. is that all?” she said, re­
The witness nodded.
eolation o f any «-lent Me journal. Terma, f t a
common as it is today a beautiful sugar was still a rarity in Greece.
r a w ; four month«. |L Bold by all w l w l a a i .
We can also give our subscribers a
lieved.
“ And what is your answer T*
Connecticut young woman made The famous physician Galen used it
good clubbing offer for the Daily and
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e
w
York
One
minute
elapses.
as
a
remedy
for
certain
maladies.—
The
witness
wriggled
uneasily.
the ascent o f Mont Blanc in the
Sunday, or Sunday Journal, in connec­
Branch Ofllee. W T 8 t_ Waahlbgton. D. C.
Thus the indorsement: “ Many tion with the Graphic,
“ I guess 1 didn
idn’ t just catch the
t
company o f a party o f English and Exchange.
drift of it,” he apologetically re- thanks, dear. I’ ve got the money.
Americans, mostly artists.
The
P r o b a b l y S b a W o u ld .
marked. "W on ’ t you please read it Your loving wife, Evelyn.” — Every­
others had given expression in awe­
Mrs. Newbride came hurriedly again?”
body's Magazine.
struck whispers to the impression
into
her
husband’s
study
one
morn­
And
the
presiding
judge
fell
back
which the sublime scene made on
A o t a o f K ln d n o o a .
with a hollow groan. — Cleveland
them, while the young lady stood ing.
\\
E LLIS
“ Herbert, dear,” she said, “ this Plain Dealer.
Might we not all resolve that OREGON and W ASH INGTON
apart in silence, gazing out over
every day we will do at least one
«; General Contracting \\ the vast prospect with eye# bright recipe fo r lemon pie says to sit on
s
hot
stove
and
stir
constantly.”
•'Hamlet*
In
Japan.
set o f kindness? Let us write a
lips parted.
A Directory o f ««eh Cltjr. T owb and
11 and Finally
“
Well,
Alice,”
replied
the
doting
letter in such terms that the post
When
“
Hamlet”
was
first
played
Villa««, alvina dMcrlptlva «ketch o f
they turned to her for
each place, location, population, tele-
some expression o f her emotions, husband, “ if you do sit on a hot in Kobe, Japan, the Herald o f that will bring pleasure next day to
irnph, shlppln« and bank In« potati
stove I think you will find that you city said:
some house; make a call just to let
and
she
suddenly
exclaimed:
“
M
y!
alilo ClaaaUled Directory, compiled bp
{I R. F. D. 3
Newberg, Ore. < !
will stir constantly.” — Ladies’ Home
"Th*e Prince o f Denmark appears a friend know that he has been in
Ain’t T high!” — Everybody’s.
Journal.
first in a silk hat and a swallowtail our heart; send a gift on some one’s
Flimsy Evidonco.
coat, then on a bicycle, clad in a birthdav. marriage day or any day
H
L W i g A COU « B A T T U *
H ia N a m * .
She— But how do I know yon
bright blue cycling suit and striped we can invent. Let us make chil­
Pleasure and Picnic Parties a Specialty
love me?
“ Who is that long haired fellow?” stockings, and then in evening dress dren glad with things which they
Country Trips at Team Rates
He— Whv. T can't «Jeep at nights
“ Uriah^Rembrandt Peiggs. He’s again with a flower in bis button­ long for and cannot obtain, and
a thousand other things which we
A . M . DUNLAP
thinking of vou.
making quite a name for himself.”
hole.”
conld do within a year if we had
Ophelia,
for
the
purpose
o
f
the
“
1
should
think
he
would.
If
mr
She—That
proves
nothing.
Ps
M OTO R TRANSFER NO. 1
can’ t sleep at night thinking o f yon,
«rents had given me a name like play, was transformed into a fellow eves to see and a heart to feel and
BUSINESS
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Will move baggage, freight or furni­ but I hardlv think it is love.— Lon­
is I’d have started to make one student o f Hamlet at the Univer­ had the will to take some tronbl«.—
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ture to all parts o f the city or country.
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fan Maclaren.
sity
Tola»» —Chi or vo News.
for myself at once.”
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