f . T H E N K W B K H O G R A P H IC THE PARSON'S MISTAKE. W iopptr*1 Conftdano« Oam*. “ 1 find fault with women,” gram- -It Changed Hi« Mind About th* Cua- bled the man in the checking room tern« of tha Pina Folk«. of a large store, “ because they bare A Si-ottiab paruuD whoa« partnb was eomota from *rtMt «-Iti««* waa Invited to a bouac party . « • certain rasti*. and after much i>erxun»lou from bla family and friend» accepted. Mm. Walford to “ Memories of VlctorUn London“ n y s that tbe elderly clergy- man bad never before been Inside a largn country bouse and was not at all familiar with tbe customs in vogue. He arrived about ft o’clock and found habit o f leaving things in my care , _______ _ _ T r „ - „ j 'L l - — 8nd « P 0®1' “ « me 10 “ nd them. honie. -------- “ By no means all the women who cheek goods in a department »tore ' are patrona at that shop. When- ever a woman finds herself down- town burdened with anything that *he doesn’t want to carry she makes for the nearegt department store * * toe laclieH from driving, all belug tod at tea In tbe hall It seemed nice and sociable on a chilly November afternoon, and. de- lighted to find aucb simplicity prevail- Ing where be bad not looked for It. bo partook heartily o f cake, sandwiches and so forth f * * » « ' * before 7 o’clock some . w ^ took thetnnelves off. and the rest of tbe company broke up and went up- stairs with bedroom candles In their bands “ Well, this Is better still.“ thought my bnmble friend, and he rehearsed to himself tbe phrases he would use to describe tbe situation afterward He wonld emphatically *epndlate the no­ tion that the “ aristocracy" kept late hours and were too much addicted to conviviality He heard bltneelf say­ ing: “ Late hours. Indeed? I haven’t been to bed so early since I waa a 8nd it. According to the % , checks # « 1 n,,e* o f th<> oftlce* she 18 ««P P 0® ^ to call for it, but half the time she doesn’t. j “ She writes the next dav saying she forgot it and asking us to send it home. Delivering checked goods I jg not a part o f our legitimate busi- nflg8 but a department store has to be accommodating above all .T ,. . _ , th,n« s*. 80 *1 course we send It. - J NOTES FROM TIE JEFFERSON REVIEW The Albany newspaper men met last week, organized a city *C 80 œ fi 0808 CBB 8 MgQPCOOg)flOOCPOpp press club to promote peace and A N ew b erg L o d ge N o. 104 A . F . harmony among the fraternity, V y A A . M. R egu lar m eeting and have been in a hot scrap / \ r \ F irs t and T h ird W ednesday ever since. All the same as the »vanin gs o f each month. V ia itin g brothers alw ays w elcom e. Jefferson Develop League, which By order W . M., R . H . C. B ennett, r didn’t develop anything. I. A . H anning, S ecreta ry. • ROYAL BAKING POWDER The president o f the Albany kDr. Lowe, Saturday till 4 commercial club has started a ‘ o ’clock. scrap with the newspapers of 75,000 good brick for sale by that city because one o f them ac­ James Hammett and Son. cidentally misquoted the number r* x sw u x t of trains arriving in that city. M oney T o L oan - -See Atty. B. As a result thére may be a new E g g s ; m a k e s t b e fo o d A. Kliks, McMinnville, Oregon. postmaster at Albany, for the press has a pull. For Sale or Rent—Ten acre New York Times. prune orchard. J. L. Haworth, t f Friday evening a fine appear­ Ancient Surgery. Lost—Agate ripg, finder pleas The first surgical implements of ing man drove into town, hav­ lt-pd which we have any record date back ing a good driving animal and a le a v e «t this office. to 4000 B. C. They were splints neat, rubber tired open buggy. For Sale— 4-yenr-old gelding, ! found in the Nubian desert. In He placed the outfit in the livery one place a graveyard was found, weight about 1150 lbs.—]. N. sod here were remains of bodies barn and went to the Hotel Jef­ Powell. - 27-28 pd with fractured limbs that had been ferson. H e represented himself For Sale—Modern 8 room bun­ For Trade for Farms Around set with bark splints. One was a as a stockbuyer for a big com­ galow, 75 ft. front, 234 ft back. True French has the best Gold­ Newberg. i right thigh bone that had been pany, and had just received or­ en Yellow seed corn for sale. All kinds o f fruit. Sewer con­ 267 acres, 15 cultivated^ $30 He Judged that he bad been aglaep | broken and was still held in posi- ders from his firm to make Jeffer­ nection. I n q u i r e at Graphic per acre. House and buildings. 27-28-pd aome time when the sound o f a gong , tion bv a workmanlike splint and office. 27-tf reverberating through the passages bandages. All the knots were true son h i s headquarters f o r a 233 acres, 160cultivated, price Garden tools of all kinds and made him »fort np In bed What was . n.Pf knots, and the wrapping« show- month, and thereafter to do his For IJent—Eleven .71 acres of $85 per acre. House and build- tbe meaning o f It? What terrible ^ how „fpjpp of palm fiber cloth traveling bv train, therefore he descriptions at Larkin-P r i n c e Chas. Clough tract ne ir Hea- ings. thing had happened? Could tbe bona# * ■ were set just as a good surgeon had no further use for his horse Hdw Co. be on Ore? . cocks, out one mile, for $5 per 1800 acres, 900 cultivated, would and us. distinctly in­ Indian Runner duck eggs for A t noon that day the Turney liv­ Shotgun Bargain—Nearly new horses, implements, buildings. on being thus enlightened that be.ac­ ferior " — Washington Star. tually got into bta evening clothes and eryman showed up and identified hatching at 50 cents a dozen.—L. Remington double barrel, 12 COLLEGE CLIPPINGS Price $36,000. . was In the drawing room before half the horse and buggy as his prop­ W. Nordvke, Spring brook. 28-pd gauge, 8% lbs., hard shorter, 94 acres, 85 cultivated; good tbe other guests appeared “ But." The election which was held erty and took it home. The ----:------ ----------------- ---------------- -— i and a heavy leather case, for #salri he. "I never had the chance of buildings; $90 per acre. Houdans—Eggs for hatching, delivering the speech I bad so care- last week to choose a May queen check is uo good. $22 50.—209 West Hancock St. All this land is good; ranches $1.50 for 15.—George C. Ritchey, folly prepared exculpating great folks : for the exercises to he held M ay E g g s For Hatching—White I close to good towns and rail- from tbe charge o f evil ways." 801 Third St. • 27-tf. 2, resulted in the choice o f Miss HOW’S BUSINESS? roads; most all bottom laud and Leghorns, Tancred strain. Will M ary Jones, o f the Junior class. Wesley Boyes will buy your A THREE FOOT LEAP. also have yoting chicks o f this lays good with good and fair According to the present plan of ‘ Business is p oor,” said the beggar. beef, veal and mutton. It will breed for sale. Philo Cycle 50 improvements. Said th e undertaker, “ I t ’s dead! Aa Thrilling Behind the fioenee ee Far the executive committee which j egg capacity incubators for sale. ‘ F a llin g o ff/ ” said th e rid in g school be to your interest to see him. 185 acres, 1 4 0 cultivated; the Audience In Freni. has the celebration in charge, it teacher. 25tfi The opera is “Tosca." You alt breath­ —J. T. Everest. tf buildings; price $20.000; trade is to be an all day affair. The T h e d ru ggist. “ O v ia l.’ ’ he said. less In your seat In tbe last act waiting tor store building ih Newberg; For Sale—Harley & Davidson for the climax, when Toaca shall find parade down tow n will take ’ I t ’ s a ll w rite w ith m e,” said the Excelsior Motorcycles—World no f irms considered. Carandom! not shamming, bat dead place about 10 o ’clock and will author. beaters on every line. See them! motorcycle, 1912 model. A bar- by tbe trickery of tbe slain Scarpta. 155 acres, improved, $5,600. “ P ick in g u p!’ ’ i the man on the end ap at the college grounds, gaiu for somebody. Machine in at Newberg Auto Garage. and shall ran and leap over tbe para­ Want small ranch close in t o dump. f i r s t-class condition, complete Newberg pp to $4000. pet to be daubed to pieces far below. where the M ay qneen will be ‘ Business is sound,” quoth tb e bande- F or Sale.—Second hand wood with Presto tank and light. Call The captain and bla guards look over crowned. Jhen will follow a 11 acres for house and lot in the edge, aghast at tbe sight Yon rise number o f drills and special fea­ Said th e a th lete, “ I'm keepin g on the sawing outfit in first class con­ White 128, o r address H. E. Newberg. from yonr seat thrilled. dition. Inquire at Graphic office. Crowell, Dundee, Ore. jum p.” 4 lt-pd i 10 acres for house and lot. - Now go behind tbe sceoes and watch tures. Visitors a re asked to bring lf it f Tosca leap Nearly every one who can their lunches and stay all day. T h e b o ttle r declared it waa "C ork in g!” Cheap land for sale and trade T h e parson, “ I t ’ s g o o d !" answered he. Bargain _______ in Real Estate (save hie post does go back stage, left The base ball game with the Che- , in 1 i parts o f Oregon. We F or Sale—L o t 100x120, house "M akes both ends m eat, "said the butcher, for this climax, which la aa exciting In mawa Indians will be called at and barn, Second and Center, the reality aa It la in the pretense for Quarter block, house and barn,! J « “ “ -VOQ an* where w ant T h e ta ilo r rep lied , “ I t suite m e!” those who alt on tbe other aide of tbe 1:30 and will conclude the public Newberg. Phone 24a515, J. T. some fruit. Price *2,000; terms j U£,n0 „ r footlights. Before tbe curtain went exercises. The students will have - 30.pd Eastern Oregon W heat Lands Haworth. if desired. W« H. Bond, corner acre up. Write and see. op a stage band bad dragged across and tbrown down jnat beneath tbe par­ a big feed at night. Admission G. S. Hoaglin, ' Don’t forget that • Friday and Edward? and Hancock streets.' We have some bargains jn apet a mattress some twelve Inches to ball game 25 cents. Every­ 25tt _ West of Newberg. Saturday are Oxford days at thick and tbe size of an ordinary bed. thing else tree. Sherman county. Will take some The opera moves swiftly. Tbe soldiers Miller’s store. 100 pairs at 97c. - ................. !--■ —» n l - 1 .......... .................. . I On April 18, P. C. lost to small valley farms or city prop­ 200 pairs % price. fire tbe volley, end Cavaradoesi falls CHOOOOOOOOOOOCCfoOOOOOOOCBOOPCOCMOCBPCCCTOIMWO CTlDBCTMMW CWQi Toaca. learning the troth, rashes to Albany College in the debate erty as first payment. the parapet, looks backward toward Call on White & Co., F o r Sale—Artichokes at 5c held in Wood-Mar Hall. Both tbe aodience. atanda magnificently de­ 705 First Street. per sack. T w o milts north and sides were in good shape and fiant end leaps. one mile east Newberg.—E. R. It Is e good three feet In tbe vertical showed a good knowledge o f the Eggs For Hatching to the mattress Do not think that the Garner, Route 3. lt-pd question. This victory makes prlma donna, however plump she may be. strives to save or catch berself Albany champions of the league. Wanted—Family to furnish and For the table and as egg pro That leap la too great an opportunity The Boosters Club has been ducers the Bufi Rocks are as occupy upstairs, 3 rooms and for histrionic realism to lose one little part o f Its effect. She lands plump at officially n a m e d the “ Greater good as the best. Eggs now bath o f strictly new and modern fall length, fairly taking tbe breath Pacific Club.” house. Use o f furnished kitchen ready at a dollar for fifteen. oat of ber. while tbe back stage watcb On April 18-20 occurred the an