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THURSDAY. APRIL 10. 1913
A glad d a y is d a w n in g for the
' ‘grea t unw ashed” p a rty . S oap
is t o be p u t on the free list.
The prospect of free w o o l is
serving as an all w o o l w e t
blanket fo r O regon w o o l g r o w ­
ers.
R ew ard, and a liberal one, for
the m an w h o w ill “ invent” a
new tune for the m erry-go-round
m usic b o x .
W ith springtim e com in g and
n o sh o o tin g irons in sight, the
C hina rooster is stru ttin g forth
these d a y s, a veritable cock o f
the w a lk a m on g O regon gam e
birds.
The ed itors o f the Press Bulle­
tin o f the O regon Agricultural
College a t C orvallis, have under­
taken a b ig co n tra ct w hen they
set o u t t o tran sm ogrify all set­
tin g hens in to “ sittin g hens.”
—W o o d burn Independent.
PR O FAN ITY F O R
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M E N TA L PURPOSES.
CurTbnt Com m ent
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Everybody r n m i to agree that there
Is too much concentration o f money
except the entirely affable and oblig­
ing concentrators.—Chicago Newa.
Bwltaerland has rigged up a tall
church tower eo as to hold wireless
communication with the Eiffel tower.
But why not rig up the Jungfrau and
talk to Pike* peak T—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The aale o f a seat In the Boston
Stock Exchange at $14,000 abows a
relatively greeter drop from the record
price o f $38.500 In 1907 than the de­
cline lu the price o f a seat In the New
Turk Stock Exchange from $96.000 to
$48,000.—Boston G lobe
Call this a serm on if y o u w a n t
Facts From France.
t o : T his w riter w a s one o f a
g ro u p w h o were talking on the
By French lavr no doctor may In­
herit
property left to him by a deceas­
street this m orn in g and in the
ed patient.
g ro u p w as a genial fellow w^io
In the French schools there bss been
w as d o in g much o f the talking, s return to the slanting system o f
and he w as an interesting talker writing instead o f the vertical.
Experiments in France indicate that
t o o . His b o y w a s a lso present,
mushroom poisoning can be cared by a
and every few minutes the father serum prepared In a similar manner
w ould th row in som e profan ity, to d lp b tV -la antitoxin.
for ornam ental purposes.
The The Gothic priory o f Rochefoucauld.
France, dating from the year 1000, has
father is a likeable fellow and a bean acquired by a batcher, who will
m an of intelligence and the b o y ase it as a pig breeding establishm ent
is a fine appearing chap. And
Automobile Bumps.
som eh ow the p rofa n ity o f that
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father in the presence o f th a t b o y
There are only about 28,000 automo­
o f his seemed such a g ross thing. biles In Greater New Tork. bat the
P rofan ity is bad enough a t any eaauallties are numerous enough tor
many more.—New Tork American.
time, even under p ro v o ca tio n ,
Automobile driven In Chicago are
bu t under such circum stances it demanding tall lights on all wagons
d oes seem th a t it w ould ja r the and buggies. Like death, some chauf­
think w ork s o f an y m an, no m at­ feurs love a shining mark.—Chatta­
nooga Times.
ter h o w hardened t o it. This
A Detroit man boasts o f having In­
m an thinks he is a g o o d father— vented an automobile that can be turn
and in m ost w a y s w e believe he ed Into a buggy. A baggy that might
be turned into an automobile would be
is. And if he d oesn ’t like t o have a better seller.—Minneapolis Journal.
this th in g th ro w n a t h i m , it
ca n ’ t be helped.
London’s Suffragettes.
N o, the a b o v e w asn ’ t w ritten
“ Barn this letter” Is the latest M o ffo
by the Independent editor, but o f the London goffvaguttes.—PhiladeJ
is copied fro m the M arion, K a n ­ phis Record.
sas, R ecord, G overn or f f i j c k V " The trouble with London’s militant
paper. Still w e w on der if there suffragettes Is that they never pause
; for an effort to bring a discussion o f
are n o t other fathers l n o t h e r ; arbitration Into the situ a tio n .-W a a b -
states w h o are as thoughtless as lngton sta r
The London suffragettes are now
the K ansas father referred to.
sending letters containing pepper to
—W ood burn Independent.
the British cabinet, and yet they them­
k'íl
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39 inch American Field Fencing at 32 cents per rod
Sharpies Disc Cream Separator 500 lbs. capacity $42.75
Euclid Steel Ranges with 18 inch oven at $30.95
Top Buggies at $60.00 and up
Oliver Vineyard Plows with 2 shears for $9.50
John Deere Universal Guard Rail Harrow, 50 tooth $14.00
Reversible Disc, 3 16 in. discs on each side, with pole and
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of' W i d e
Banking E x p e rie n c e .
O regon p o ta to e s h a v e been
c
selling a t $ 1 .4 0 a sack a t N orth­
s
ern C alifornia p oin ts b u t have
gjaqAAOK jo i(a « a |«uo|i*(j i u | j -$ i 9 q a 8 K jo .R ave
J W | j-3li9q A U (j jo i|a«a (wuo|}V£
recently been reduced t o a d olla r
a sank, while here in the Wil­
lam ette Valley they g o begging
selves maintain that their campaign is
not to be sneesed at!—Chicago Inter
a t tw en ty cents a sack. It w ould
Ocean.
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help som e at b o th ends of the
line if the railroads w ou ld lend a These Curious Arctic People Have No
Tow n Topics.
Uee For Stingy Strangers.
hand to w a rd g ettin g a m ore
I f Berkeley. C al., succeeds In It» ef­
As we scrambled over rough bowl­
equitable distribution o f the 1912
forts
to make the town catleoa It might
ders to our arctic borne the night
spud crop .
previous we had noticed dark masses I pass the recipe around. — Pittsburgh
of natives grouped on the slope of Dispatch.
N o picture displayed in New­
Amundsen saya that Milwaukee has
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the village to the right of the gov­
berg recently has attracted m ore ernment buildings, but it was not a worse clim ate than the south pole
favorable com m ent than has until the next morning that we Still, he must admit that It has better
saloons.—Washington Post.
one n ow hanging in the w in d ow were introduced to the whole popu­
Opposition to the sweeping changes
o f the G raphic office, “ The First lation, when they engulfed us in a of street names in Chicago is vigorous.
Borne Chicago men have difficulty In
Choice.” A grou p o f b o y s get­ good natured brown flood.
The first step was to look us and finding their homes in the early morn­
ting ready for a gam e o f ball is
our belongings over; the next was to ing as things are now .—Boston Globe.
show n, a ball b a t having been beg for different articles which espe­
Zoological Myths.
tossed up and t w o b o y s are cially appealed to their fancy. This Certain creatures o ft heard of. pray who
ever saw ?
gripping it, hand over hand, to is a trait which the Eskimo shares
T h ere's the camel whose back broke be­
in
common
with
all
the
native
decide w hich shall have first
E xclusive Agency fo r Chase & Sanborn’ s
neath the last straw.
the w onderful g oose that laid
choice in “ ch oosin g u p ” for the tribes and which somewhat mars his There’s
Coffees.
I f you like good coffee try a pound at
o f pure gold
sociability. The prodigal generos­ And eggs
the bull that got In w here the china
per pound............................................. 35c, 40c, 45c
game. Every detail o f the pic­
ity of whalers and miners has con­
w as sold.
ture is true t o life, and it never vinced him that all white men are T h ere's the ass that the akin o f a lion
Exclusive A g en cy fo r Pure W hite flour. I f
doth wear
fails t o brin g a smile t o the face rich, and be regards them as his And the w ron g pig w e fr-o u e n tly gat by
you w ant a sack o f good Hard W heat flour equal
the ear.
o f one w h o remembers the w a y natural benefactors.
to the very best flour made, then order a sack
The w ild horse that never—no, n ever-
The
Eskimo
code
of
etiquette
such m om entous questions as
could drag
o f Pure W hite at $1.45 a sack— “ Costs Less,
Us som ewhere. T h vie’s the cat w e let
w h o should get the adva n tage runs something like this: “ I f s
out o f the bag
Makes M ore.’ ’ . Per sack a t......................... $ 1 .4 5
stranger has nothing give him any­
of first choice in a gam e o f “ to w n thing you have got; if he has plenty T here’ * the bird that — e# w hispering s*
crets around.
Exclusive A g en cy for Zion City Laces. 3000
ball” in the d ays o f lon g a g o ask him for everything.” The gen­ W h oever has seen It. w hoever has found?
T h ere's the o ft m entioned d og hi the
yards
o f laces equal in value to any 10c and 15c
w ered ecid td . It is evident th at erosity or stinginess of a newcomer
m anger that atnnds
laces.
W e sell them to you a t ..................... 5c yd
the artist w as one o f the b oy s in on his initial visit forever estab­ 1 And the elephant som e one has g ot on
i
his h an ds
lishes his reputation among the Es­ There’s the ravenoue w o lf from ou r doors
Exclusive A g en cy fo r Bow string Thread, a
his day.
that we keep
kimos. If he withholds the usual
new
thread that is much superior to any thread
And the w olf that goes round In the
A m an is n ot ju d ged to d a y by presents and pays sparingly for his
clothes o f a aheep.
on the m a rk et Costs no m ore than the other
W h y take any risk w hen
labor he is blazoned throughout the fh e re ’s the nightm are that som ebody tells
w h at he is, bu t by w h at he has,
ua th ey 'v e had.
brands. A sk fo r B ow string Thread... 5c a Spool
country as a “ tightwad,” the Eski­
y ou can be sure o f satisfac­
and n o b o d y asks ou t loud h ow mos are promptly converted, so far i There’s the cat w ith nine lives, and the
M arch hare th at's mad.
tory w ear from a Parisiana
Exclusive A gency for P a r i s i a n a Corsets.
he g o t it.— Peninsula Herald.
as he is concerned, into thieves and And the fo x that declared that the high
W hen you need a new Corset w hy not buy a
grapes were sour,
corset?
It is an easy thing t o make a villains; but if, on the other hand, And the
grim dogs o f war. It would take
strictly
guaranteed Corset, one that will give
quite an hour
loose, off-hand statem ent like the he pays the natives well for unload­
Its good style and shape
lu st to list all the odd. freakish creatures
grace and style to any figure.....Each $1 to $3.
ing
his
cargo
and
dispenses
little
above, and some people are glad
that we
are th e re to sta y . W e
presents with discretion, he is
every day hear o f. but never once
Exclusive Agency fo r Peters Shoes. W e
enough t o accept such an asser­ known as a “ good fellow,” and the Nearly
see
guarantee it. I f the stays
—8t. Louts G lobe-D em ocrat.
will sell you a pair o f Ladies’ or M en’s shoes
tion as being a true statem ent o f whole tribe stands ready to do his
should break or the fabric
that have as good or better w earing qualities.
existing conditions at the present bidding.
A
Particular
Farmer.
Of the general natural honesty of
Snappy Styles, Solid Leather fo r $3.50 a pair.
time,' but the G raphic takes a
split y ou w ill receive a
“ Pardon me,” asked a lady of
These are the same kind you pay $4.00 and $4.50
m ore hopeful view o f the situa­ the Eskimo there is no question.
n ew corset w ithout charge.
During a three years’ residence whom the New York Mail has
fo r elsew here..................................... $ 3 .5 0 per pair
tion. It is w ritten in the g o o d
among them I never lost so much as heard, “ but are these eggs fresh
b ook th a t “ A m an’s life con ­ s pin and frequently had lost arti­ laid ?”
G in g h a m s. Largest line o f Ginghams in
s is t e d n ot in the abundance o f cles returned. They would not even
“ Absolutely, madam,” replied the
town. ............................................................ 10c yard
the tbings which he possesseth,” take a lump of coal off the school grocer. “ The farmer I purchase my
W in d o w S w is s D raperies. Plain white,
and while it is n o d ou b t true grounds without my permission. eggs from won’t allow hia hena to
lav them any other way.”
Every
year
I
ordered
my
supplies
in
colored
and w ith borders............. 1 0 c to 2 5 c yard
th at in the eyes o f m any people
Nome and had them sent up to the
m oney counts for m ore than all islands and delivered to the natives,
G ro ce rie s. It will pay you to try buying your
cost no m ore than ordinary
groceries at Baird’s. Just a little saved on each
else, \^re believe th a t w ith the and. although some families might
corsets; $1.00 and up.
masses o f the people the scrip­ be entirely out of food, they never
purchase will amount to a considerable sum in a
touched
a
single
box
of
sugar
or
short
time.
tural statem ent still holds g o o d .
C om e and see th ese
biscuit,
bat
stored
it
carefully
in
the
It is true th a t men in their greed
guaranteed corsets. W e l­
school building, accounting for ev­
for gold g o w ron g, and for a
ery item. Any dishonesty shown
com e w hether y ou buy
time seem t o g o on unchecked, has been learned from the white
CASH PAID FOR EGGS '
or not.
but the m an o f upright character men.
W hen people know the value
I mig ht add that th« Siberian
w h o in his business career has a
o
f the Hamilton watch other
“ clean bill o f health,” still has a tribes do o not bear thia reputation,
factories will have to com e
and when they mads their annwal
place w ith the people, and we
up to their standard or quit
visit in the spring we had to put ev­
business. Sold by
believe it is ill-advised for a local erything under lock and key. How­
paper th a t goes in to the hom es ever, daring my stay on the Diome-
of the people t o m ake the broad des there was not a single ease of
statem ent th a t a m an to d a y is theft among the natives.— Wide
World Magazine
n ot judged by w h a t he is, but by
IT PAYS TO TRADE
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T h e streaks o f sunshine we
have been h a v in g a t intervals
during the w eek ou g h t t o en
cou ra ge gentle Annie t o h old her
grip.
w h at he has. W e d o n ’ t believe
the statem ent fits present day
con d ition s a n y better than it
w ould have answ ered for co n ­
d itions th at existed a generation
a g o , and such p ublicity is calcu­
lated t o give the y o u n g a w ro n g
im pression of life. It is better to
publish t o the w ork ! th a t hon­
esty and integrity still bring a
sure rew ard, a truth th a t is as
enduring as the eternal hills.
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