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Attractive aesalde resorts, famous hotels, hot springs and outdoor sports. At
Pasadena the world famed ostrich farms and magnificent homes At Sen
Bernadlna and Riverside the Orange Groves. At Catallne the wonderful
submarine gardens, and at various other points attractions that d-ligh t the
ere and inform the mind.
L o w O n o W a y o r R o u n d T r ip F a r o s!
Round trip tinkets to Loe Angelee on sele daily with long return lim it and
stopovers at will. If yon wish to go still farther south or east, tickeu via all
rail, or rail and steamer through New Orlesn» can be secured at reasonable
rates.
Further particulars on application to any Agent. Ask for descriptive literature on
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Help Fight the
Great Red Plague
Citizens o f the state are urged to inform themselves regarding this
plague which ia causing great suffering among boys and young men, and
especially among the innocent girls and women o f the state. Parents
are urged to protect their children, and provide clean, wholesome infor­
mation in place o f the unclean misinformation they cannot now help getting.
Send for any o f the following
Free Circulars
FOR YOUNG MEN
Circular No. 2—The Four Sex Lies.
Circular No. 9—Sex Truths for Men.
FOR OLDER BOYS (13 to 18 yrs. o f age)
Circular No. 8—Virility and Physical Development.
FOR YOUNGER BOYS (10 to 13 years o f age)
Circular No. 7 - The Secret of Strength.
FOR GIRLS
Circular No. 4~-A Plain Talk with Girls about their Health.
FOR YOUNG WOMEN
Circular No. 10—Physical Development, Marriage and Motherhood.
FOR PARENTS
Circular No. I—The Need for Education in Sexual Hygiene.
Circular No. 3 - When and How to Tell the Children.
Circular No. 5—A List o f Books for*Use in the Family on Sex.
Send 2-cent stamp with your address.
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The Oregon State Board of Health
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winter
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spring, such as biliousness, sour stomach, constipation, sallow­
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OREGON
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Savag*
Sartarial Frills T h a t
Missionary Gravity.
Taxsd
The wile of u missionary long
stationed in Africa confessed the
other day that she became hysteri­
cal with suppressed laughter at the
first service that her husband held
at the station after bringing her
out. She had, indeed, to leave the
chapel under pretext of a sudden
prescription
he gives
you disgrace
nosebleed
lest she
should
herself
by un
outburst
of unseemly
>8 not
filled
in the right
mirth. way by the use o f frerh
The cause of her discomfiture
was an important convert, an aged
and venerable chief with snowy
wool and a countenance of ferocious
lignity. The young wife had thrown
away the day before an outgrown
pair of her tiny daughter’s ankle
ties. They were of gay scarlet
morocco, and when they reappeared
at church, buttoned neatly through
distended lobes of the old chief’s
ears and dangling conspicuously
against his withered ebony shoul­
ders, the spectacle was too much
for her, especially in combination
with the rest of his costume, which
consisted of a dirty bine loin cloth
and a headdress made of feathers
.artistically combined with import­
ed shirt buttons.
Missionary gravity is often severe­
ly tested by the go-to-meeting-best
of an unsophisticated congregation.
Even our own country can supply
instances in point. The tale cornea
from Alaska of an Indian settle­
ment the resident pastor of which
prepared the minds of his people
for the coming of a distinguished
clergyman who was going to preach
to them by explaining that not only
would his words be worth hearing,
but that his character was such that
he might be considered an exemplar
of all the Christian graces and emi­
nently worthy of imitation.
During his earnest and eloquent
address the visiting preacher had
occasion to use his handkerchief.
Having done so, he thrust it care­
lessly into a coattail pocket. He
quite failed to observe that the
greater portion remained hanging
outside and streamed backward as
he gesticulated in a manner that the
respectfully admiring natives deem­
ed peculiarly elegant and effective.
The next Sunday the decorum of
their own pastor was severely strain­
ed when he beheld a flock more sug­
gestive of Little Bopeep’s than any
other proudly advancing down the
aisle. Every man, woman and qhild
had a handkerchief, rag or piece of
white cloth, of any material, from
sailcloth to muslin, and of any size
from 6ix inches square to a yard.
These they had sewed or pinned se­
curely to the rearward portion of
their attire, to waggle as they mov­
ed in a manner as realistically tail-
' like as possible.
When it was tactfully explained
j to them after service that this cler­
ically imported fashion was the re-
: suit of a misunderstanding and not
the latest and most correct thing
! of the east they were greatly disap-
: pointed.— Youth’s Companion.
B e n e fits o f W a lk in g .
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SPOOKY LAKE WRECKS.
W eird g i g n t i T h a t S o m e tim e * S ta rtla
the Deep W a te r D ive rs.
“ Foundering vessels on the great
lakes, especially railing vessels, fre­
quently sink so squarely that the
diver who goes down to work in one
finds it resting on the bottom, as
trim and neat us if it were still sail­
ing on the surface,” said a former
deep water diver on the lakes. "It
is a weird and startling sight to
come suddenly upon a full rigged
vessel far down in the solemn depths
of the lake standing erect on its
keel. It is a sight uncanny and
ghostlike.
“ There is no sound down there.
There are no waves in those depths,
only a mysterious swelling and sway­
ing of the water. This gives s see­
sawing tossing motion to the spec­
tral craft, which is all the more
spectral because there is no creak
of timber, no sound of straining
ropes or grinding keel. The diver
might climb the rigging, walk the
deck or go down into the sunken
culiin as readily and easily as if he
were a sailor and the vessel were
sailing along with only the sky
above her.
“ The spooky situation of a foun­
dered vessel standing erect on the
bottom is more apt to occur in Lake
Huron than in anv other part of the
great hikes. What the scientific ex­
planation of it is I don’t know, but
a diver can work on the bottom of
I-ako Huron at a depth at least
twenty feet deeper than he can in
any other of the lakes.
“ In Lake Superior a diver cannot
see farther than' ten feet into the
water surrounding him. but in Lake
Huron he can plainly distinguish
objects fifty feet away. At a depth
of 100 feet in laike Superior a diver
can work not more than one hour at
a time, the feeling of oppression
becoming then unbearably painful.
But I have worked five hours at a
stretch in Lake Huron. 115 feet
below the surface, before the pres­
sure forced me to signal to be haul­
ed up.
"There is a fascination about the
calling of a deep water lake diver
that few divers after becoming fa­
miliar with th£ life are able to re­
sist. This seems the more singular
because no diver, shut up in armor
and held down in the depths by 100
pounds or more of weights, can ever
banish entirely the thought that a
little stoppage-of the air pump, a
leak in his hose or some slight care­
lessness on the part of his tender
in the boat above is sufficient to
bring down upon him the weight of
a mountain and crush the life out
of him as in the twinkling of an eye.
"There is always danger, too, of
the diver fouling his life line him­
self by catching it on some project­
ing splinter or around a sharp edged
timber, and in his haste to release it
he may precipitate the catastrophe
of which h£ stands the most in
dread.**— New York Sun.
A P u g n a c io u s Super.
When F. R. Bensonr the actor,
was training two armies of “ supers”
for a battle he had aome difficulty
in persuading the weaker side to
snbinit to be conquered. Even at
the first performance the vanquish­
ed force, which included a some-
hat pugnacious Irishman, who
may be called X., upset traditional
usages by severely mauling its vic­
tors. and i lie play must have suf­
fered if the hint of one of the war­
riors had not been taken.
"Look a-here. Mr. Benson.” he
said, “ if vou want ns to be beaten,
vou must put X. in the other army.
That’s the only way.” — London
Standard.
Leslie Stephen regarded walking
as a cure for fits of temper as well
as depression. "That the long walk
is a moral agent of great power,”
relates Stephen’s biographer, “ was
with him an article of faith based
upon personal experience. George
Meredith, who drew Stephen as Ver­
non Whitford in ‘The Egoist.’ has
depicted this trait for the delight
of posterity. ‘Have you walked far
j today?’ Miss Middleton asks of Mr.
Whitford. ‘ Nine and a half hours.
1 1 had to work off ray temper.’ She
east her eyes on him, thinking of
the pleasure of dealing with a tem­
H er H elp fu l H int.
per honestly coltish and manfully j
The honeymoon had waned, and
open tot a specific.” — London Chron-
the cupboard was bare.
! icle.
“ Don’t worry. Mabel," said the
T h e W o r d " H o m e ly .”
romantic husband as he opened the
There a e certain words in the piano. “ Remember music is the
English language that do not con­ food of love ”
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vey the same meaning to English
But the practical little wife shook
people that they do to Americans. her head.
Take the word "homely.” In Eng­
“ If you reallv think that music is
land you could compliment a wom­ the food of love.” she responded,
an bv applying that adjective to her. “ perhaps you’ll step round and get
In America you would get a jolt for the butcher to give you a beefsteak
your paine, and serve you jolly well for a mere song.” — London An­
right. But even the contradiction swers.
is consistent. Listen:
S n * W a s Posted.
In England a "homely” girl is a
girl who is fond of domestic sur-
“ And do you doubt inv love?” he
ronnding*. And in thia country do­ asked passionately.
mestic surroundings are all that a
“ No, Samuel," she answered, with
homely girl has a chalice to be fond admirable tact, “ hut when you say
of.— Cleveland Plain Dealer.
that the dav vou call me yours will
usher in an era of lifelong devotion
A L e g a l A n tiq u ity .
and tender solicitude you—pardon
The feeling upon the subject of me, dear, you put it on a trifle too
oaths among the earlier colonists of thick. You seem to forget, Samuel,
-Maryland is shown by the following that I am a widow.” — London Tele­
extract from a petition of assem- graph.
j alymen of the province, addressed
to the lord proprietary in 1649:
T w o Sid*«.
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"We do further humbly request
“ Isabel, didn’t you promise the
your lordship that hereafter such preacher when we stood up together
things as your lordship may desire,* that vou would love, honor and
of ns may be done with as little obey?”
swearing as conveniently may he,
“ Yes, and I’ll do all that, Geof­
experience teaching ns that a great frey. when you fulfill your promise
occasion is given to much perjury ana endow me with all your worldly
, when swearing becometh common.
goods.”
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