I O T H K N K W B K K U G R A P H IC i —5- NEWS FROM OUR NATIONAL CAPITAL A N E W Y E A R A N D A N EW R esolve now that this year will show an added con­ venience in the sanitary equipm ent o f your h om e. L ife is surely worth living, but to be lived at its best, one should have the com fort and conveniences which m odern views recognize as necessary. Carry out the resolution by having us install 'S ta n d a r d * guar­ anteed bathroom fixtures, a kitchen sink and a set o f laundry trays in the m ost scientific m anner. A happy and healthful year (n o t spoiled by annoyances o f an unsanitary plum bing !i| il ill: equipm ent) our N e w Y e a r 's w ish to you. E. L. EVANS Tinner and Plumber THERE’S no STRADDLING the lumber question here. When we say we sell the highest qual­ ity, we mean just that and noth­ ing else. Deal here and you get a square deal You don’ t have to be a lumber expert to buy here to the best advantage. Ask those who know. N t w k a r g , O r. -—:• / Bargains at ML J. N a s h Co, 3 0 4 FIR ST S T .. NEWBERG, OR. Dry Goods, Notions and Ladies Furnishing Goods Shoes Help Fight the Great Red Plague Citizens o f the state are urged to inform themselves regarding this plague which is causing great suffering among boys and young men, and especially among the innocent girls and women o f the state. Parents are urged to protect their children, and provide clean, wholesome infor­ mation in place o f the unclean misinformation they cannot now help getting. Send for any o f the following Free Circulars FOR YOUNG MEN Circular No. 2—The Four Sex Lies. Circular No. 9—Sex Truths for Men. FOR OLDER BOYS (13 to 18 yrs. o f age) Circular No. 8—Virility and Physical Development. FOR YOUNGER BOYS (10 to 13 years o f age) Circular No. 7—The Secret o f Strength. FOR GIRLS Circular No. 4—A Plain Talk with Girls about their Health. FOR YOUNG WOMEN Circular No. 10—Physical Development, Marriage and Motherhood. FOR PARENTS Circular No. I—The Need for Education in Sexual Hygiene. Circular No. 3—When and How to Tell the Children. Circular No. 5—A List o f Books for Use in the Family on Sex. ------------ its final adoption. A law will be intro­ duced as soon as the extra session opens, which will probably lax In­ comes above $4000. Pension Plan Proposed. A system of old age retirement for employes of the postal service was proposed by Senator Penrose, of Pennsylvania, in an amendment offer­ ed to the postoffice approprlatien bill. It would give the postoffice depart­ ment authority to grant “ inderialts leave of absence” to an employe who Send 2-cent stamp with your address. became incapacitated for actual work with annual pay at the rate of 8600. D e p a rtm e n t D National Capital Brevities. The Oregon State Board of Health A bill authoriziag the construction of a $2,000,000 Lincoln memorial tem­ 7 0 3 S e llin g B u ild in g , P o rtla n d , O regon ple on the banks of the Potomac pass­ ed the house. An appeal was made by women to ' ceo8Q9caoeo809J80908oeo809oeo8CRoeo8080so9oeo6ceoa> the congressional elections committee O VER e s Y E A R S ’ for passage of the bill to give women E X P E R IE N C E the right to vote for representatives in congress. Believing the Pacific coast cities will be flooded with Immigrants when the Panama canal opens, ( 'ongross- is prepared to transfer man Humphrey has asksd for an ap­ TRADE M A R K S D e s ig n s propriation of $760,000 for an immigra­ your goods anywhere, I C o p y r ig h t s A c . tion station at Seattle. eeodlog a «ketch and aaecrlptlon mar ekly «eeerteln Sur opinion free wbotliar an any place any time. ..IS ! Senator Jackson of Maryland has nation la probably peteota tia _ Conununlce- invai iatrtetlrco»nd*MiU) HANDBOOK on Pal iatroduced a bill proposing a plaa for ,r~ * * * Prices Reasonable federal cooperation with the states charge. in t a rtf hoot b o a t charge, nat i f , without for highway Improvements. Tha bill Office phone Black 100, or would authorize the government to A baadaomely meetraled weekly. Umieet el pay half the cost of Improving high­ calaUon o f any artanllie Inumai, Tarma. S* A residence ( Black raw i foar m onti». »L Soldi ways used by mail carriers and would phones appropriate $10,000,000 annually for Call up f a r e . W a e b lo c lo n . tha work. P atents Th,y All Wear Them, and They Are Produced In Port by tho Uoo of Filings •f Various Metals. Coveted by Cennoiaeura. 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Fancy Rio*. “ I want some rice,” said the haughty lady. “ You have it for sale, have you not ?” “ Sure, ma’am,” replied the grocer. “ Six cents a pound or two pounds for” — “ Oh, I must have the moat ex- nsive kind. It’s for a very fash- wedding.” — Philadelphia w nable Press. Fatalism Exemplified. She— I hope, dear, ^hat you are not going to worry about my exceed­ ing my Allowance this time. He (brightening up)— You don’t mean to tell me, dearest, that there isn’t any necessity for it P “ Certainly not. What’s the use ‘o f worrying about somethiag you can’t help ?” — Life. The most burdensome name ever bestowed on a child was that given by Arthur Pepper, a laundryman of West Derby, Liverpool, England, to his daughter, born in December, 1882. It comprised one name for every letter of the alphabet and was certainly ingenious in its way, running Anna Bertha Cecilia Diana Emily Fanny Gertrude Hypatia Inez Jane Kate Louise Maud Nora Ophe­ lia Quince Rebecca Starkey Teresa Ulyssis Venus Winifred Xenophon Yettv Zeno. P, of course, was pro- video for in the surname, Pepper. Pharmacy The Ice Man n JVI. H . F I N N E Y aoe a . M«m st.. COLORS IN FIREWORKS. “ When you come to cut off the For many years it was assumed collar” — the iish market man sa d. the invention of gunpowder led to Senate Would Limit President He was referring to the lost ib that of fireworks, but now it ia weight and the consequent diminu­ thought the chances are that the to a Single Term of tion of profit on larger fishes in invention of fireworks led in time trimming them ready for sale. Steak to the invention of gunpowder. Six Years To make twenty ounces of the cod as bought of the wholesale deal­ Washington.— A constitutional am­ er have their heads and all on, and best gunpowder we mix together fif­ endment which would restrict the , before the retailer can begin to cut teen ounces of saltpeter, three president of the United States to a steaks from such a fish he must, the ounces of powdered charcoal and single term of six years, and would dealer was saying, cut off its head two ounces of powdered sulphur. bar Woodrow Wilson, Theodore and its collar, and perhaps a part of This proportion ia not always ob­ Roosevelt and William H. Taft from its nape, and of course its tail, all served, but it is a standard mixture. Omitting the sulphur, we still seeking election again, was approved making a considerable loss in weight. by the senate, by the narrow majority What interested this hearer par­ have a very explosive substance and of one vote. ticularly was the idea of fishes hav­ one that will answer the ordinary After a three-day fight, in which the ing- a collar, which, it seems, all purposes of gunpowder tolerably Progressives joined with many Repub­ fishes do. The collar, as it is called well. Sulphur improves the article, licans in opposing the restricted presi­ by fish men, is the curving bone or but the combination of saltpeter and dential term, the senate adopted the bones extending on either side of charcoal is the essential secret of original Worka resolution by a vote the front of the body, from the back gunpowder, and it was this fact that of 47 to 23. downward, under the edge of the led to the first production of fire­ Chamberlain, of Oregon, and Works, gill covers and at the front edge of works. of California, were the only Pacific the fish’s nape, the nape being the -Inquiry into the origin of inven­ Coast senatora who supported the sin­ thin, fleshy, forward part of the tions frequently leads the investi- gle term resolution on its final pas fish’s underbody enclosing the viscra. gator to China. All over the p e a t sage. Those voting against it were On all medium sized or smaller plains of that country and India Borah, Idaho; Bourne, Oregon; and fishes in cooking, while the head saltpeter is found in abundance, Jones and Poindexter, Washington. may be removed, the collar and pure or mixed with the soil. It is Just how the next house w ill receive nape are left on and served with the easy to suppose that long ago peo­ this proposed change in legislation cut from that end of the fish. In ple made fires in the open air upon cannot be foretold. The vote ahows the rounded over, shell shaped ends some piece of ground strongly un- of the collar bone o f a moderate question by senators. Som e o f the sized fish, as for instance a bluefish, m ost Influential Republican senators there are to be found by anybody that nitrous sou many small pieces avoided it and in all probability the who will take the trouble to scoop of charcoal and charred wood. The feeling in the senate that the tim e has them out two very agreeable morsels tread of the passeroby or the tramp come when some lim itation m ust be of fish, reminding of the so called of cattle could grind that saltpeter put ou possible ambitions of men will oyster pieces in a chicken, and many and that charcoal into crude gun­ move the house to adopt the rasolu le fancy the nape, which is powder. Then imagine another par­ tlon. it and likely to be fa t There ty making a fire upon the same spot. Tariff Heari-cv End. In this way, it ia thought, or at are connoiseurs in fish who always The house ways e neans com m it­ prefer the head end piece, because least in some similar accidental tee has completed all hearings on tar­ with it they get thoee little delicate manner, occurred the discovery or iff revision. Monday the Democratic morsels in the collar bone and the invention of gunpowder. members began framing the new Dem­ nape. The Chinese themselves say and ocratic bill which is to replace the Being the thinnest part of a the imperial records at Peking at­ Payne-Aldrlch law. They w ill keep dressed fish the nape is the first part test that they have used gunpowder steadily at the work faom now up to deteriorate. A thick, fat nape in fireworks for about 2,000 years. until the Sixty-third cAngress con­ usually denotes a fine, fat fish. — To the present day the Chinese venes. Probably a few days after the New York Sun. are peculiarly and extravagantly new house is organised the revision fond of fireworks. Every great fes­ bill will be ready for presentation. Pa’s Peculiarity. tival in China is a tremendous and The biggest cuts, it is said, w ill be The agent of the Conservative as­ universal Fourth of J uly. made on wool, leather and agricultural sociation called at the house of Mr. The chief materials used by the products. Binks, all smiles and smirks, and maker of fireworks are saltpeter, Raw wool, under "Schedule K,“ the the door was opened to him by Mr. charcoal and sulphnr mixed in mlny biggest item of the whole tariff revis­ Binks, Jr., a callow youth of seven­ combinations with filings of various ion, it Is stated, will be put on the teen, worldly wise and languid. metals, chiefly iron, steel, copper free lis t This w ill be satisfactory to “ Excuse me,” began the political and zinc. These filings produce the the manufacturers who declared be­ gent, opening with his usual re­ brilliant red and white sparks which fore the committee that the present mark, “ but would you mind telling impart such splendor to wheels and duty did not new protect them from me whether your father leans to­ rockets. Copper filings impart a competition. ward Conservatism or Radicalism?” greenish tint, zinc a fine blue oolor. Carded wool manufacturers, how­ “ Well, you see,” he replied, “ pa’s The combustion of amber affords a ever, declare that the duty is neces­ rather wide. When he’s with Lib­ yellow flame, while lampblack yields sary to their existence. erals he’s the liberalist Liberal that an intense red. The trade has a Leather is also due for a revision ever walked; but when he’s with thousand secrets, few of which ever downward— probably to the free list. Conservatives he declares that if he get in print, although there are Compensation Act Reported On. had his way he’d conserve every many extensive treatises on pyro­ A favorable report on the senate blessed thing on earth.” technics.— Harper’s Weekly. workmen’s compensation act, amend­ “ Ah,” replied the pgent, “ Mr. ed to make it apply to employes of Binks, I can see, is a confirmed di­ Corrosion o 4 Tin. express companies as well as to those plomatist. But tell me, what is your The popular idea that only acid of railroads, and to give state courts father when he’s at home?” substances attack tin is wrong. Fish, concurrent jurisdiction with federal “ A jolly nuisance!” came th e ! asparagus, beans, pumpkin and spin­ courts in its enforcement, was agreed staggering reply.— London Opinion. ach are not acid and yet their cor­ upon by the house judiciary commit­ rosion of tin is quite marked. This tee. Whoro They Wore Not Bad. is probably due to amino compounds, The proposed law would prescribe A visitor who was going through substances related to ammonia. In specific amounts of compensation to the penitentiary one day turned to the case of Bhrimp the cans are of­ be paid by railroads and express com­ the warden and said: ten eaten through in a comparative­ panies to any employe disabled by an “ I suppose you have a good many ly short time. So alkaline is the accident while on duty. methylamine contained in the bad people here?” Income Tax Is Ratified “ Bad! Bad people here!” ejacu­ shrimp that workmen in the can­ Direct taxes upon the incomes of lated the gray haired warden, with neries find the skin peeling off their citizens of the United States, whether an air of comic surprise. “ What hands and their shoes eaten derived from idle capital or from the f put that into your head ? There through. Shrewd observation by conduct of business, were made possi­ ; are no bad people here. Whv, if some canners led to the discovery ble by the ratification of the sixteenth i they wanted to he had we wouldn’t that if the shrimp were iced for a amendment to the Federal Constitu­ I let ’em.” day before canning the corrosive ac­ tion Delaware, Wyoming and New The warden smiled grimly, and tion of the juices was greatly di­ Mexico, indorsing the Income tax the visitor awakened to the fact minished. This is now the universal amendment through their respective that the “ pen” was not the place ractice. In addition the cans are Legislatures, completed a list of 88 where people could afford to he bad, & ined with paper to prevent contact states that have approved it, two more even if they wished. — Brooklyn of shrimp am d tin. than the three-fourths necessary for Eagle. ________________ # PLUMBING EQUIPM ENT FISH WITH COLLARS. Publishes the latest and most complete telegraphic news o f the world; gives re­ liable market reports, as it is published at Portland, where the market can be, and is, corrected to date for each issue. It also has a page of special matter for ! the farm and nome, an entertaining story page and a page or more o f comic each week, and.it goes to the subscriber ■ twice every week —104 times a year. 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