Newberg graphic., January 02, 1913, Image 4

T h e Telephone-Register “ broke
o u t” a g a in id th e la s t issue on
E . M. W O O D W A R D
the b rid ge m a tte r and spoke o f
Kdllor m 4 PabluiMr
the “ uncom prom ising sp irit o f
N ew b erg.” A s the m a tte r is be­
fore the cou n ty co u rt to-day,
Th u rsd ay, as th e Graphic goes
t o press, w e a w a it results before
$1.50 Per Y ear in Advance discussing m atters further. -
NeWberg* Q raphic
TUIJB8DAY. JANUABY 2, ISIS
A N e w b rrg w om an , from M iss­
ouri, d on ’ t have t o be show n.
Assisted b y her little d au gh ter
she goes “ sniping” on th e streets,
a s a means o f satisfyin g a lo n gin g
fo r the weed.
T h e con ven in g o f th e legisla­
ture w ill be a b oon t o th e news­
papers. W hen th ey are sh o rt on
m a teria l th e y can tell o f the
sh ortcom in gs o f the members
w h o are recreant t o the tru st
confided t o them b y the “ deer
peepul,” and h o w l fo r a recall o f
th e u n profitable servants. Turn
’em loose and le t them d o th eir
J. T . Everest offers t o solve the
question o f the high c o s t o f Hv
in g fo r a lo t ot people b y p u ttin g
a price o f tw e n ty-fiv e cents a sack
T h e con vic tio n o f the 38 ou t of
on p o ta to e s a t the p it- P o ssib ly
40 union la b o r leaders w h o were
he w ou ld th r o w in the necessary
s a lt i f he w a s i mportu ned .
m ite con sp iracy suits a t Indian­
ap o lis in th e F ed era l C ourt,
On the th ird page o f th is issue
m eets the h e a rty a p p ro v a l o f a ll
w ill be found a three colum n
la w -a b id in g people, and the hope
article which gives full and com ­
is th a t th is w ill end the reign o f
plete in form ation re la tiv e t o the
te r ro r th a t w a s caused b y the
new “ Parcels P o s t” la w w hich
d a s ta rd ly use o f d yn a m ite lo r
w en t in to effect w ith the begin­
th e purpose o f in tim id atio n fo r
ning o f the n ew year. I t w ill be
th ose w h o stand fo r open shop.
w o r th preservin g fo r reference.
I f G o v e rn o r W est fails t o set
o f f th e fire w o rk s in his message
t o the legislatu re i t w ill be a dis­
a p p o in tm en t t o the people, fo r
th ey a re j lo o k in g fo r som ethin g
spectacular. A n d then there is
the p o ssib ility o f his callin g o u t
th e m a litia i f his recom m enda­
tio n s a re n o t g iv e n due consider
a tio n b y th a t au gu st b o d y o f
T h e city election w ill occur on law -m akers, a ll o f w h ich look s
M o n d a y, January 13, w hen one p rom isin g—from the new spaper
councilm an from each w a rd , stan d p oin t.
m a yo r, recorder and treasurer
Som e one sent t o the Graphic
w ill be t o elect. T h e retirin g
office b y a sm all b o y a fou r line
members o f the council are F ran k
lo ca l c a llin g fo r th e apprehension
B a ird from the first w a rd , S. F .
o f a “ black m ule,” and asked fo r
Tim berlake second w a rd and M .
th e price o f insertion, one issue,
H , P inn ey th ird w a rd . A ll o f
tw e n ty cents b e i n g n a m e d .
these men « a y they d o n o t desire
T h e little fe llo w p u t his head in
* second term .
... ,
a t the d o o r th e fo llo w in g m orn ­
A N ew b erg business m an w h ose in g sayin g, “ m oth er said , «b e
nam e does n o t ap pear on the w o u ld n o t h ave th a t ad vertise­
m a ilin g lis t ot either o f the home m ent put in th e p ap er a b ou t th e
papers, recently approached the mule.” T h e conclusion w e have
G raphic w ith a b road h in t th a t reached on due d eliberation is
w e should “ w rite up” a certain th a t it w a s a ten cent mule th a t
m an w h o sent to P o rtla n d t o w a s lost.
So fa r as th e G raphic k n o w s
J. D. G ordon is the o n ly a v o w e d
candidate fo r the office o f c ity
m ayo r. H e says he has n o w
held the office one y e a r and has
ju s t g o t the h an g o f th e affairs
o f th e c ity so th a t he feels th a t
be could render g o o d service the
com in g year.
g e t som e w o rk done, when said
A w h ole c a r t lo a d o f the N ew
business man w a s sure he could
Y
e
a r ed ition o f the O regon ian
h a ve g iven as g o o d satisfaction
as th e P o rtla n d man rendered. w a s received b y the local agen t
fo r th a t paper, and this v a lu a ­
L e t G eorge d o it.
ble annual number m et w ith
rea
d y sale a t the hands o f those
T h e t w o saloons in the Oregon
Electric passenger sta tio n in w h o h ave learned t o expect
P o rtla n d are still d o in g business som ething w o r th w h ile when the
in opposition to the p ro test o f O regonian m akes announcement
G overn or W est. L e t som e mem­ o f a special number. T o those
ber o f the com ing legislature get o f our readers w h o have friends
a bill through forb idd in g any w h o live in oth er sections o f the
railroad com pany to a llo w the cou n try and w h o have k n o w n of
sale o f liquors anyw here abou t P o r tla n d in the past, w e w ou ld
their stations, and he w ill receive say, send tfcem a cop y o f the
the ap p rob ation o f the public N e w Y e a r O regon ian and let
them see b y the splendid pictures
generally.
of the m a n y new’ buildings, w h a t
B ab y M cLean, the three-year- g re a t developm ent the c ity has
old t o t w h o is heir t o e ig h ty m il­ m ade in the p ast few years.
lion dollars, w a s g iven a ten
thousand d o lla r p a r ty a t the
T h e E ven in g T e leg ra m has is­
M cLean home in W ash ington , sued a 1913 H a n d y Alm anac,
D. C., on M o n d a y o f la st week, E ncyclopedia and A tla s, a b oo k
when presents w ere sent in by of k n o w led g e fo r hom e and office,
the carload. B ut it is a safe c o n ta in in g a v a s t am ou n t o f in­
guess th a t there are children in fo rm a tio n respecting g o v e r n ­
N ew b erg w h o w ere m ade ju s t as m ent, p op u lation , com merce, in­
h app y on C hristm as d a y b y the d u stry, agriculture, etc. I t is
presentation o f purchases th a t m ade up o f 216 pages ot con­
did n o t am ount t o m ore than densed m a tte r th a t is handy fo r
fifty cents.
reference and is w ell w o rth the
price w hich is on ly tw e n ty -fiv e
T h e state board o f health has cents. On p age 18 it is stated
a b ig scheme on fo o t foe. piping th a t th e coldest w ea th er ever
w a te r from C lear Lake, a natu- recorded w a s on January 15,
r a l reservoir in t h e Cascade 1885, a t W erchojansk, Siberia,
m ountains, seventy-five m ile s w hen it w a s ninety degrees and
n ortheast o f Eugene, t o thirteen a fraction b e lo w zero. In th a t
v a lle y to w n s between Eugene section the earth freezes t o a
and Salem. The board has Lou is depth o f a hundred feet and in
C. K elsey em ployed as engineer the w a rm est season it never
t o m ake the estim ates fo r the th aw s. N o rush in th a t direc­
pipe line, and the m a tte r is t o tio n is an ticipated as a result o f
be presented t o the legislature. th e p u blication o f this inform a­
L a s t season N ew b erg em ployed tion.
M r. K elsey as engineer on an ad­
d itio n a l w a te r system and results A N O T H E R A N D R E W JA C K -
h ave n o t proven his findings in
SON.
m ak in g plans t o be entirely satis­
fa c to ry . P ossib ly he m a y d o
In the person o f W o o d ro w
b e tte r on a p rop osition fo r the W ilson, th e N ew Y o rk H erald
expenditure o f three t o five m il­ thinks a second A n d rew Jack-
lion dollars.
son w ill develop as emergencies
arise. T h is conclusion is reached
as a result o f a speech m ade b y
M r. W ilson a t th e Southern
Society dinner. T h e herald says:
“ ' I f a single d ro p o f b loo d be
shed there in o p p ositio n t o the
la w s o f the United States, I w ill
h a n g th e first m an I can la y
m y hands on engaged in such
treasonable conduct upon th e
first tree I can reach,” said A n ­
d re w Jackson t o Sou th C a ro lin a
n ullifiers. ’
K een K u tie r A xes (handled) $1-25 to 1.75 Grub Hoes a t............ .....v .....6 5 c ^ $ L R 5
“ P a n ic is m erely a sta te o f 1
mind. T h ey say m achinery is
B ert A th a Sledges A w edges
1 0c p e r lb . Dupont Stumping Powder $11 P « r 1 0 0 1 b «.
in existence w hich can create a
Simond’s Cross cut saws in all sixes and grades.
panic w hen certain gentlem en
G ive us a chance at your business, it w ill pay you to do i t This is the tim e o f year to buy
desire t o predict trou b le and
one o f those P E R F E C T IO N O I L H E ATE R S that you can carry with you to any room In the
then h a ve it. I d on ’t believe
house. L ig h t it in the m orning before you get up and dress in com fort
there is a m an liv in g w h o w ou ld
d are use the m achinery. I f he
does I ’ll h an g him as high
H a a m a n ,” said G o v e rn o r W o o d ,
r o w W ilson a t the Southern
S ociety dinner. -
tm
“ Because M ord ecai 'b o w e d n ot,
n or did him reverence, H aam an ,
the A g a g ite , prim e m inister t o
K in g Ashuerus, p lo tted th e death
of M ord ecai, and a ll his people,
the J ew «. H e bu ilt a lo ft y g a l­
lo w s fo r M o rd ec a i’s special bene­
fit. E sther revealed his p lo t, and
t h e k in g o r d e r e d H a a m a n
and other valuables which cannot easily be replaced. Use one o f our
hanged on th e g a llo w s he ha<!
m ade fo r M ord ecai, and on the
Safe Deposit Boxes and be secured against loss.
same d a y , the 13th o f A d ar,
which had been set by H a a m a n
fo r the slau ghter o f the Jew s.’
“ H a v e w e in President-elect
W ilson a n ew Jackson?
“ H is th re a t t o h a n g 'as h igh
as H a a m a n ’ a n y m an o r men w h o
m ay be discovered p lo ttin g t o
Most Modern. Convenient. Secure and Private. W e*ll be pleased to show you
cause a panic, -has a fa m ilia r
ring.
“ G o v e rn o r W ilson is w h o lly
rig h t in his statem en t t h a t
‘ h on or and in te g r ity breed proa*
p e rity .’ H is dictum th a t *panie
is m erely a sta te o f m ind’ 1
found frequent i f n o t con tin u ou s
o f the most revered institutions or
verification .
On the
A TAX ON MARRIAGE
Cheshire, msy be regarded as the
“ There m a y be n o need o f
scions
greatest of champions for the eti­
Reis ef e Pi
h a n gin g a n y b o d y , b u t i t is ju s t
quette o f hunting costume. — Bai-
Heat' Club.
as w e ll t o h a ve th e cou n try
ly*s Magasins.
We cannot definitely tell when it
k n o w h o w squarely G o v e rn o r
that the scarlet coat was first
W ilson stands f o r p to ip e r ity .
u the emblem o f the
A Philadelphia woman whose giv­
“ A ls o —th a t 'he has his feet on ox hunter. The annals of the re-
en name is Mary, as is also the name
the g ro u n d .’ ” '
" Tarporley Hunt olab, how- o f her daughter, had recently en­
indicate that in 1770, at any gaged a domestic, when, to her em­
rite, red was the oorreot wear for barrassment, she discovered that
Tbs Chemise ef Ufa.
fox hunting. Originally founded the servant’s name, too, was Mary.
“
In
the
pursuit o f the science of
fo r the purpose of hare hunting hi
Whereupon there ensued a strug­ chemistry, says the professor, re­
176?, the cule as to dross ran, gle to induce the applicant to relin­
moving his glasses and rubbing
"Every member must have a blue quish her idea that she must be ad­
them thoughtfully with his aUx
N otice is hereby g iv e n t h a t the frock with plain yellow metal but­ dressed by her Christian name. For
handkerchief,
“ we find it of the ut­
General e le c t io n 'o f th e C ity of tons, scarlet velvet cape, double some time she was rigidly uncom­ most interest as well as importance
breasted scarlet waistcoat, the coat promising.
N ew b erg, Y a m h ill C ou n ty, Ore­
to discover the affinities of the dif­
sleeve to be cut and turned up.”
“ Under the circumstances,” said ferent elements and substances.”
gon, w ill be held a t N o. 300 F irs t
Later there was an amendment the lady of the house, “ there is
“ And what if you discover the
S treet (H a r g e r B u ild in g), in said that “ the metal buttons be changed nothing to do but to follow the
wrong affinity, profeasor?” asks the
C ity o f N ew b erg, on the 13th for basket mohair ones and that English custom and call you by your ."¿d ?n t in the’ rird en t Vest
every member provide himself with iast name. By the way, what is it ?”
d a y o f January, A. D. 1913.
« In that
as in other mani-
a scarlet saddle cloth bound with
“ Well, mum,” answered the girl 1 *
Officers t o be elected.
blue.” Another rule was, “ I f any dubiously, “ it’s' Darling/’-H a rp ^ r’s
w ith ^ Y lo w
M a y o r , R ecorder and T reasu r­ member docs
does not appear
annear in the Weekly.
i PF0. ,8?r’ w,th. a b 1 ow «mile, the
probability is that there will be an
er, fo r one yea r. One Council­ strict uniform of the hunt he shall
¡
explosion
sooner or later.” — Chicago
Cats Among the Egyptians.
man from each 1st, 2nd, and 3rd forfeit a guinea for every such of­
Poet.
^
The tutelar}- deity of cats was Di­
fense.”
W ards, fo r 2 years.
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ana,
and,
according
to
Plutarch,
the
In 1770 the club abandoned hare
Sam » 8 »ttl»m »n t.
Judges ot election, J. C. H od-
hnnting for the pursuit of the fox. cat was not only sacred to tly
Diner (who has run up a heavy
son 1st w a rd , S. A. M ills 2nd
and then it wa? that the wearing of moon, but was an emblem of it; bill)— You are manager here, eh?
w a rd , W . A . W estfall 3rd w ard. ink was insisted upon. I t was hence cats were treated with pe­
Well, six months ago I dined here,
Clerks, W . W . Nelson and J. C.
en agreed that “ the hunt should culiar consideration in the land of
and,
unfortunately, being unship to
change their uniform to a red coat the pharaohs, the death of one be­
C olcord.
pay
my bill— er— you kicked me
ing regarded as a great family mis­
P o lls open from 1 t o 6 o ’clock unbound, with a small frock sleeve,
downstairs.
a grass green velvet cape and green fortune. Egyptian cat funerals were
The Manager— Very sorry, in­
p. m.
waistcoat, and that the sleeves have celebrated with the greatest pomp
B y ord er o f the Council o f the no buttons, the red saddle cloth to and ceremony, their late owners deed, sir, but business, you know-4-
er— I had to-- er
C ity o f N ew b erg.
be bound with green instead of showing respect by shaving off
Diner— Oh, that’s all right, old
blue.” I t appears evident that th e ir. eyebrows and wearing sack­
D ated Jan uary 2nd, 1913.
chap,
but — might I trouble you
these gentlemen sacrificed their cloth for nine days. In the time of
W . W . Nelson,
■gem?—
London Telegraph.
Blue frocks for a Ted coet because Moses it ires a capital crime to kin
R ecorder ot the C ity o f N ew b erg.
fed was the only orthodox color for a cat, and we are told by Diodorus
A Pair Question.
how e Roman soldier who killed one
fox hunting.
A
quarrel
had taken place et a
The weering of leathers does not was tried, sentenced and finally put
fair
in
Ireland,
and the culprit was
to
death.
appear to be specifically insisted upon
being
sentenced
for manslaughter.
in these rules, for the reason that at
The Judge's Warning.
The
doctor,
however,
had given evi­
C orrection notice o i the dates that time they were universally
Judge (about to sentence)— Pris­ dence to show that the victim’s
worn by regular hunting men. This
o f the Y am h ill C ou n ty P o u ltry
is implied by e rule of the Tarpor­ oner, you have used this poor, half skull was abnormally thin. The
A s socia tio n ’s sh ow . T h e dates ley club which decreed, “ I f any witted fellow most unmercifully. prisoner on being asked if he had
anything to say
/ for himself replied,
áre Jan u ary 7-8-9-10 and Rule 3 member of the society should marry You have beaten him mosf cruelly.
“
No,
yer
honor
Prisoner
(surlily)
—
He
attacked
honor,
but I would ask,
should read January 7th instead he is to present each member of
me first. Besides, he is a rascal and Was that a skull for a w m Jo go to
the
hunt
with
a
pair
of
buckskin
o f Jan uary 6th.
m® no e" d of
° ? *he a fair wid?”
breeches.” Moreover, “ Anym em ”-
nnt who marries a sec-
8 n,ot
*au t ^18 b «inl?
her of the hunt
an idiot, my lord.
“ An hoo’s the guid wife, , Sandy
?”
lanayr’
ond time shall give two pairs of
said
one
farmer
to
another
aa
they
Judge
(severely)—
You
should
re­
leather breeches to each member of
the hunt.”
We may safely infer member, prisoner, that idiots, after met in the market place and ex­
changed snuffboxes.
Little girl, you look so small,
from these rules that in 1770 a red all, are men like you and
London
Scraps.
Don’t you w ear no clothes at all?
“ Did ye no hear that ahe’s dead
coat and leather breeches were the
Don’t you w ear no shimmy shirt,
an’
buried?” said Sandy solemnly.
correct wear of the fox hunter. I t
A Warning.
Don’t you w ear no petty skirt?
_
“
Dear
met” exclaimed his friend
is interesting to note the close and
Last summer the congregation of sympathetically. “ Surely it must
Just your corset and your hose—
far from simple details of this hunt­
a little kirk in the highlands of ha'been very sudden?”
A re those all your underclothes?
ing costume, the slightest deviation
Scotimid was greatly disturbed and j “ Aye, it was sudden,” returned
Little girl, when on the street
from which led to a fine of a guinea
mystified by the appearance in i t s ; Sandy. “ Y e see, when she turned
You appear to be all fe a t
for every such offense.
midst o f an old English lady w h o; ill we had na time to send for the
W ith your dress so very tight
I t is on record that a member
made use of an war trumpet during i doctor, sae I gied her a bit pouther
You are an aw ful sight.
was fined for “ not taking the bind­
the sermon, such an instrument be- I had lying in my drawer for a rear
Nothing on to keep you warm ;
ing off the buttonholes of hie cost,”
ing entirely unknown in those aim- 0T twa an7 that I had got free the
Crazy Just to show your form.
while another gentleman paid for­ pisparte.
Little girl, you won’t live long.
, ,
doctor myeel’, but hadna ta’en.
feit for having hie saddle cloth
There a
was much diecussion o f the What the pouther wae I didne verra
Just because you dress all wrong.
bound with purple instead of the
matter, end it was finally decided weal ken, but she died toon after,
Can’t you w ear more underclothes ■
orthodox scarlet.
that one of the elders— who had It’s a sair t o « to me, I can tell ye,
Than your corset and your hose?
Sorely the Tarporley Hunt club,
great local reputation as a man of but it's something to be thankfu’
A fte r awhile, I do believe,
which is still today, with its race
parts— should be deputed to settle for 1 didns tak’ the pouther my-
You w ill dress Kke Mother Eve.
meeting and its toasAd cheese, one
the Question.
sel’.” — Dundee Advertiser.
—Aberdeen World.
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