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It Pays to Trade with L C. Baird
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Special sale of Ladies and Children's coats
We find our stock of Ladies and Childrens Coats is entirely too large and have decided
to turn them into cash. Beginning at once we have reduced the price on all of our Coats
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This reduction applies on every coat in the house. We are not offering old out of date
stock in this sale. They are all this year’s style and were bought on a close margin. We
had them market) on a very close margin of profit. In order to turn them into cash we are
offering them at a still further reduction of 2 0 per cent. Now is the time to buy your coats.
Specials in Ladies & Men’s Underwear, Blankets
CASH PAID FOR EGGS
L C . BAIRD
¿WALLOWING A P IL L
W ood and p o ta to e s taken in
MARVEL OF TH E PAMPAS.
aqnaw uses it to wash her unen,
exchange tor suits.—N. Welter.
A T r t * T h a t Crumbles Into Powder and the wood, exposed to the double W h y tha Th re a t Balk« and Makaa It •
Difficult Taak.
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W hen It la Handled.
action of air and water, becomes aa
It
is
a
matter
of observation that
Some of the curious trees that hard aa cement. The unripe fruit,
W anted—L i g h t second-hand
the
putting
of
a
pill into the mouth
the
size
of
a
good
apple,
furnishes
grow on the pampas of Argentina
w a g on , round $ 20 .—N ew berg are interestingly described by M. a white cream, which supplies the of an inexperienced person ia likely
H ardw are & Plum bing C o.
7 Georges Clemenceau in his “ South natives with a savory breakfast. to result in a startling performance;
America Today.” One at least— Later, when the fruit cornea to ma also it baa been observed that when
F o r Sale— Ten acre bearing the ombu— is so queer as to be al turity, it burets under the sun’s cherries are eaten some care must
Shoulder roa st o f p ork, 12Vi
rays into a large tuft of silky cot be taken that one of the pita does
prune orchard, half French and most uncanny.
cent9 a pound. Crede’ s M arket.
ton.
The exceedingly fine thread not escape down the esophagus.
“ The orabn is the marvel of the
halt Italian. J. L. H a w orth , t f
pampas, the only tree which the lo produced by this tree ia too short Why ia it that the throat refuses
M on ey t o loan. See Clarence
Farm for Rent—7 4 acres 2 miles cust refuses to touch. For this rea to be spun, but the Indiana and the beneficial pill, tablet or capsule
and yet seizes upon a cherry pit,
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north ot Newberg. W rite, C. E. son it has been allowed to grow many of the Europeans turn it to
which ia of no use to the human or
account
in
many
ways.”
freely, although not even man has
K irk, Eugene, O regon.
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ganism?
found a way to utilize what the
Ed. Crede is registered agent
W sslsy Didn’t Lika F ranch.
A similar condition is that of a
voracious insects decline. For the
F
o
r
sale—Six
kinds
o
f
Japanese
tor Sealshipt oysters n o w on sale.
musician
playing well when alone
John
Wesley
had
a
very
poor
i
ombu prides itself on being good for
plants. Japanese peach farm,
and
faltering
in the presence of
inion
of
the
French
language.
;
nothing. It does not even lend it
It has been advanced
F o r Sale— Y oung, dark b row n Kestrel C o., Rex, O regon. P d-14 self to making good firewood, it is
e once wrote: “ 1 was more than 1 listeners.
mare. E. J. Ross. Phone 33 a 3.
only to look at. But that is suffi ever convinced that the French ia that feur inconveniences the nerv
Buy vou r yellow and. w hite cient. Imagine an object resembling the poorest, meanest language in ous system, causing the musician to
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chrysanthem um s t o r T h ank s the backs of antediluvian monsters, Europe, that ia it no more compar- fumble and the pill swallower to
procrastinate.
I t mastodons or elephants, lying in the able to the German or Spanish than j
F o r Sale—One dozen W hite giv in g o f H enry Clcmmens.
If a person walking down stair*
a
bagpipe
ia
to
an
organ
and
that,
shade of a great mass of sheltering
L egh orn s.—2 0 9 W. H ancock St.
takes account of every step he is
with
regard
to
poetry
in
particular,
j
C ity Transfer does all kinds o f foliage. Heavy folds in the gray
considering the incorrigible un likely to miss his footing, or if he
hauling, including p iano m oving. rind denote a growing limb, a round
couthness
of their measures and proceed to walk with unusual dig
C oa l b y the sack o r to n .—C.
—T. H . T horne. Residence phone ed ahoulder, a gigantic head half their always writing in rime (to say nity before onlookers he may give
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concealed. These are the tremen
way to an awkwardness that ia not
W hite 4 6 o r call Black 4.
dous roots of the ombu, whose de nothing of their rile double rimes—
characteristic of him.
nay,
and
frequent
false
rimes)
it
is
light is to issue forth from the soil
M on ey T o L oan - -See A tty . B.
In the habitual performance of
as impossible to write a fine poem
F o r Sale—T w o O. I. C. b rood in the form of astonishing objects.
A. K liks, M cM innville, O regon.
any
act the muscles acquire an auto
“ Then you turn your attention to : in French aa to make fine muaic
s o w s and 15 p igs.—M rs. M. D.
matic proficiency. When the same
upon
a
jewaharp.”
H askin. one mile w tst o f New the trunk and find it hollow, with
act ia done with conscious effort a
T h ank sgiving c h r y s a n t h e
a crumbling bark. The fingers sink
lack of experience in such conscious
berg. Phone Red 161. 7 pd.
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Maud« Waa W illing.
into the tree, meeting only the re
mums, yellow and w hite.— H enry
method interferes with the self
A
strict
houaewife
said
to
a
new
sistance that would be offered by a
Clemmen*.
.
It
F o r Sale o r trade— Pekin and thin sheet of paper. And now line maid, T forgot to tell you, Maude, trained functions of tha muscles.
Tha musician who deliberately im
Runner drakes. Rhode Island Red powdery scales of a substance that that if you break anything I’ll have poses hit mind upon his playing,
Furnished room s fo r light
to
take
it
out
of
your
wages.”
cockerals and pullets, White L eg should be wood, but, in fact, is in
But Maude, whom two days after letting hie fingers 1 become
house keepin g! 715 N. M eridian
horn cockerals, 3 pigs. W anted, describable, fall into your bands. bad heartily aickened of her berth, habituated to the keyboard, disar
street.
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They crumble away into an impalp
g o o d fresh c o w .—C. W. B rad able dust, which is carried away by replied, with a merry laugh: “ Do it. ranges the performance. The man
who runs from danger utterly re
W anted—H ighest m arket price sh aw , Dundee, phone 9 a l5 . 5-7 the breeze before you have time to ma’am; do i t I’ve just broke the lieves hie legs of mental supervision.
hundred
dollar
vase
in
the
parlor,
examine it. Now yon have the se
paid for green and dried prunes.
His one thought is to be away.
cret of the ombn. The wood evapo and if you can take that out of $4— Mental supervision of every striae
F
o
r
Sale
Cheap—
Nearly
one-
— H. S. Gile & C o.
for I’m leavin’ at the end of the
third acre near saw mill. Plas rates in the open air. At the same week— why. you’ll be mighty clev would delay him.
time there spring from its strange
When e pill is taken into the
W ashing w anted. References tered 4 -room house, large p an try roots young shoots 6f the parent er.” — Argonaut.
mouth the voluntary effort to put
and
closet,
w
o
o
d
shed,
18x20.
giveu. M rs. Munsell.
Phone
tree. Since it.is impossible to burn
the swallowing muscles into opera
Ha Callad tha T u rn .
Also g o o d fruit house and small the nonexistent you cannot obvious
B lack 44.
6 pd
“ I came,” announced the inti tion hinders the spontaneous ac
fruit. Price $75 0. F o r terms a d ly have recourse to the ombu to mate friend of the family, “ to make tion of the throat which would aeise
upon e cherry p it If e man were
Best, and m ost elegantly fur dress G. R. T a y lor, 7 68 Davis cook your luncheon. Here ia an ex my dinner call.”
ample
in
the
vegetable
world
of
a
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“ But,” they protested, “ you accustomed to take cognisance of
nished room s in P ortlan d a t street, P ortlan d .
paradox, a tree which is utterly
haven’t been here to dinner lately.” every morsel of food swallowed he
H otel Clark, Tenth and Stark
useless.
j
“ I know that,” he replied, “ and I would have no difficulty with ajpill
Violin the King
streets, $ 1 .0 0 t o $ 1 .5 0 per d a y .
‘T h e palo borracbo, on the other
when taking one for the first
thought if I called that defect
hand, ia extremely useful, although might be remedied.”
9 0 room s—25 w ith private bath,
time.— Harper’s Weekly.
D on’t think th at any old w a y not .without a touch of capricious-
$ 1 .5 0 t o $ 2 .5 0 per day.
An invitation waa promptly forth
Uniforms to Boars tha Ino m y.
ot learning will make a violinist neaa. Its strange trunk, strangled coming.— New York Press.
Red
uniforms were first adopted
in
a
collar
of
root*
and
bulging
in
F or Sale—Acreage near city, in o f you . Violin is the king o f in
by
the
Emperor Valerius Maximus
the middle part', bristles with in
W hally Unnaoaaaary.
acts t o suit. A lso a splendid struments, and the right system numerable points, short and sharp,
in
order
that the Roman soldiers
“ You don’t even know how to
lit farm three miles ou t. Prices is necessary. D on’t fo o l a w a y which prevent all undue familiarity. make e lemon tart” remarked the might not be frightened by the
“ The trunk, if upped with a cane, cooking school girl, with fins scorn. sigh t of their own blood. The le
id t e r m s v e r y reasonable, you r time. Join m y class. I
returns
a hollow sound. The tree
;
teach
here
M
ondays.
Particulars
“ It isn’t necessary to raaks a lem gionaries of ancient Rome wore the
ould consider som e city prop-
is,
in
fact,
empty,
needing
only
to
on tart,” replied the other. *“ A11 the skins of ben re on tbs field of hsttle
ty in exchange.—J. T . H a w orth , ; a t Kienlc Music C o.
be
cut
into
lengths
to
give
man
all
lemons I’ ve ever seen were pretty to make them look fierce. For the
Oskar R. J an ovsky.
0 2 S econ d s tr e e t.
8-pd
seme reason they nut figures of
he need? for a trough. The Indian tert already ”
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frightful beasts on their shields and
helmets. From this odd custom
sprang modern crests and armorial
bearings. The idee of scaring the
enemy bv such devices has bean per-
9tuated up to quite recent times
all bearskin hats were originally
adopted to make them look taller
by the French cuirassiers, each of
whom carried a handful o f grenadi
for scattering among the moke of
their foe.
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Tha Camara Hump.
The hump of the camel ia an ac
cumulation of a peculiar spades of
fat which is not liable to be acted
upon by the greet heat to which
the animal is exposed. It consist*
chiefly of stearine or hard fat. It
is, in fact, a storehouse of nourish
ment beneficently provided against
the day of want, to which the ani
mal in a wild state is often exposed
and from which he is not entirely
exempted in a state of domestica
tion. The dromedary or camel can
exist for a long period upon this
hump alone, without any other
food, and it does not di* of want
until the hump has been entirely
absorbed and applied to th# nour
ishment of the system.
Tha Praazing Limit.
An American and a Scotsman!
were discussing the extent of front
experienced in the north of Scot
land.
“ Why, it’s nothing at all compar
ed to the cold we have in the
States!” said the American. “ 1
recollect one winter when a sheep,
lumping from e hillock in e field,
became suddenly frozen on the way
and stuck in th* air like e lump of
ice.”
“ But, man,” explained the Scots
man, “ the lew of gravity wouldn’ t
allow that!”
“ 1 know that,” said the Ameri
can; “ hut th* law of gravity was
frozen tool” — London Answers.
Tha -O rig in a l- Old Man.
“ Why do you spend go much time
in the society of thet old man ?”
“ He is such an original old chap
that I love to hear him talk.”
“ In what way ia he original f
“ He says he was a private in the
war, that he was not one of the beet
\ ball players among the hoy* of his
day, that lota of other boy* could
■wim better than he could, and any
boy in town could beat him fighting,
and that he we* not at all good
looking, and that he wea never a
favorite with th* girla.” — Houston
Poet