THE NEWBERQ GRAPHIC
r
A s Ha la V iew ed From the C om m er­
cia l T raveler’s S ta n d p oin t
HOP PICKERS WANTED
LAUNCHING A VESSEL
THE PATIENT HOTEL CLERK.
It A verted i Tragedy th « Day It W ee
First Qivsn a Trial.
D r. 0 . A . E ld rie d g e
Th* Cruoial M om ent C om ee W hen She
T *k ee the W ater.
W anted, lOO hop pickers, by
John
P. Ranzeau near Dundee.
I
That
a
launch
is
a
matter
of
Persons who should have known
Hotel clerks are a suave, polite,
mathematics,
as
well
as
of
great
better
"thought
Westinghouse
vision­
Will last 3 t o 4 weeks. Fine
hard pressed, very busy class, wear­
place
t o cam p and excellent
ing line raiment, diamond studs and ary when they were told that he 1 skill and labor, ia shown by the fact
A
Newberg Lodge No. 104 A. F.
occasionally the smile that won’t proposed to stop a train by air. No- that the man of science who has the
w
ater.
Picking w ill begin a b ou t
v V
A A. M. Regular meeting
come off; likewise the air of a mil- body seemed inclined to let him try ; matter in charge always makes a set / v \
First and Third Wednesday Septem ber 2. W rite o r phone
lionaire minus the cash.
bis plan on a real train, but they of calculations showing the strain evenings o f each month.
Red 162.
46
They can answer more questions 1 did not object to his working a | of the ship and its precise condition
Visiting brothers always welcome.
at
practically
every
foot
of
the
jour­
model
of
it
in
a
shop
where
he
in five minutes than an occult law­
By order W. M.. G. A. Beat.
N otice.
yer can in two hours and have to; wouldn’t do any harm or involve ney down the ways.
T. L. Cummings, Secretary.
can keep their temper like a graven anybody else in expense. He knew | If a boat should get in the way,
W anted bids on 6 cords o f 4 ft.
image and bang the office bell and his scheme would work, but he could or if it should take an unusual
Ranch F o r Sale— See L . M.
fir, 2 cord s o f 4 ft. oa k w o o d t o
yell “ Front!” with the tone apd jar not make any one else believe it. : length of time to knock out the keel Carey.
It
of a steam calliope. Hotel clerks ‘ 3o he continued to sell his inven- blocks, or if any one of half a dozen
be delivered on o r before August
were originally counts with nothing tion for replacing derailed cars on things should cause serious delay,
M o n e y T o L o a n - -See A tty . B 15, 191 2 a t Chehalem Center
to count. The hotel’s entire respon­ the tracks and to talk about his \ the scientific man knows just how
D. A. M oney,
A. Kliks, M cM innville, O regon. schoolhouse.
sibility rests on their fashionably brake to any railroad man who was { long he can wait and just how far
4
3
Clerk
D istrict No. 9.
| the limit of safety extends.
garbed shoulders, while the land­ willing to'listen.
1
1
keep
a
th
orou
gh
-bred
Jersey
There ia always one supreme mo­
“ Well, have you ever stopped a
lord sits in the back office, and they
W o o d For Sale.
can aay “ Four-fifty, please,” for two train with this air thing of yours?” ment in a launch, and it ia at a time bull, price $1 cash.— Fred W erth.
that
escapes
the
average
spectator.
they
would
ask.
meals and a room as if it were a
G o o d old . d ry fir and hard
Ice for sale a t Palace M eat
No; he couldn’t say that he had It is when the vessel gets fairly well
nickel.
They survey the arriving guest as i lone so. Nobody would let him try into the water. This is when an im­ M arket deliveries m ade in fore­ m aple w o o d in small lo ts a t
portant factor known as the “ mo­ noon.
a hawk would a left alone chicken,
even on a train of dump cars,
$3.50., Orders over five cord s at
gauge how high priced a room he
One day he arrived in Pittsburgh, ment of buoyancy” cornea into play.
~$3.25. Second g r o w th fir, dry
If you can imagine a vessel slid­
will stand for with the accuracy of selling bis other invention and talk-
H and p o w e r cider press for and all split a t $3 a cord. A
ing
down an incline without any sale a t S. W . C om er’ s, F ir s t and
tested scales, and when it comes to j mg »bout his brake notion to a man
reduction in price on large orders.
H * to drop
' op you can
the size of his wad there is only one connected with a railroad there. water into which
H ancock streets. 43-2.
Send
y o u r orders b y postcard .
veaael would tip down
d<
case on record where a skilled clerk “ That’s a great idea of yours,” said see that tha vessel
the man. “ We will try it on our suddenly at the end which has left
Fred W erth.
ever had to “ guess again.” _
W anted— H o p pickers. W rite
the ways and would rise at the end
Their nerve is chilled steel, poise line.”
J. M. M artin, Dundee, R on te 1
So the officials of this railroad still on the incline. But really in
IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS.
that of Oibraltar, endurance like
or phone 6 1 6 D a y ton .
4 5 -pd
the rock of ages, and the only two permitted Westinghouse to put his successful launches the «tern of the
W h at O ccu r« W han T w o or M ora Pa ir«
people who ever jarred one of them new “ kickshaw” on one of their vessel ia gradually lifted up by the
Get
y
o
n
r
to
m
a
to
e
s
fresh
from
W an t t o Ip o a k at Ono*.
were Carrie Nation and Dr. Mary trains. But he had to agree to in­ water, and this throws thé weight
the
B
e
n
t
o
n
Greenhouse,
7
0
0
There
is no rule against a dozen
Walker. They can give cards and demnify the road for any damage forward on that part of the ship
peers,
or
the entire peerage for that
that
might
be
caused
to
the
train
as
still
resting
on
the
way*.
The
force
North
M
eridian
Street.
4
4
-Pd
spades to a drummer on the fine art
matter,
rising
and addressing the
the
result
of
the
trials.
The
train
-of
the
water
is
called
the
“
moment
of polite prevarication and beat hini
F o r R e n t —Furnished house. lord chancellor at thfe same time.
was
equipped.
On
the
designated
of
buoyancy,”
and
the
natural
tend­
to a frazzle; can preach a sermon,
lead in prayer, time a horse race day the confident inventar and a ency of the ship to drop to the bot­ Call a t 6 11 Sheridan street o r The lord chancellor has no power to
select the peer who shall speak. A
group of skeptical railway men tom of the stream is called the “ mo­ phone, Red 36.
and umpire a ball game.
lord
chancellor’s leg may be pulled,
It has been said that no human boarded the train on which the first ment of weight.”
we
imagine,
but his eye can never
air
brakes
were
fixed.
Off
went
the
Now,
the
moment
of
buoyancy
L o s t —Clergy R. R. certificate
being can do two things at once, but
be
caught.
For
all he can do, two
must
always
be
greater
than
the
this is a rank blunder, for a skilled train on its trial trip. The engineer
b ook . Finder please return to
hotel clerk can do five— viz, answer i Put on full speed, and just as he had moment of weight, but it must not Graphic office and receive rew ard peers wishing to address the house
and refusing to give way one to the
two questions, size up an arrival, rounded a curve he saw ahead, at a be very much greater, for if it were
lt
-p
d
.
other oould stay on their feet until
hand out stationery and yell grade crossing and in the middle of it would throw too much weight for­
one
of them dropped from exhaus­
“ Front!” all in one breath; also re­ the track, a loaded w&gon, a man ward on the part of,the ship still on
Order n o w y o u r beans for can­ tion.
~
.
and
a
boy
and
a
balky
horse.
The
the
ways
and
might
break
them
peat the performance ten times a
ning. K entucky W onders 4 cents
This
is
no
exaggeration.
Within
down
or
injure
the
plates
or
keel.
engineer
moved
his
little
lever,
and
minute. Their two most valuable
per pound. R oute 2, B o x 118.
ring
memory
two
peers
engaged
in
the
first
train
that
was
ever
stopped
When
the
English
battleship
Ba-
assets are fluency of smiles and abil­
an
adventure
which
at
first
threat­
J.
Groff.
tt.
by
air
pulled
up
at
a
standstill
sev­
millies
was
launched
this
did
really
ity to recall the name of every
ened to develop into a tiring down
eral feet short of the obstruction.
happen, and so great was the strain
“ once was” gue6t.
Real
straw
berries
dipped
in
contest
after the manner of Gold­
Thus, on its first trial, the West­ near the bow that parts of the cra­
Hotel clerks catch all the latest
smith’s
dancers. It happened in
ch
ocolate
for
sale
a
t
D
im
ent’s
inghouse
air
brake
saved
life
and
dle
were
actually
pushed
right
into
jokes and stories on the fly. Their
1884
on
a warm July day and was
prevented
damage
to
property.
the
bottom
of
the
vessel.
confectionery. C om e and have
fund of good humor is exhaustlese.
v e r y entertaining while it lasted.
Thenceforward
talking
was
un­
It
is
this
danger
of
disaster
that
Their faces must reflect morning
a sample.
38-tt
The two were Earl Granville and
sunshine' persistently and continu­ necessary; all that had to be done causes the scientific launcher to
Lord
Cairns. Both rose simultane­
F o r Sale— P on y, gentle tor
ously to hold their jobs down, even was to make brakes. The inventor make the most careful calculations
ously
to
speak. The two peers stood
in spite of kicks thicker and more thought of that clause securing as to the conditions surrounding the wom en, bu g g y end harness.—G.
facing
each
other at the table, and
compensation
to
the
railroad
for
ship
at
every
foot
of
her
journey
exasperating than “ skeetera.” And
S. H oaglin, 1 % miles w est o f each tried to speak, while their par­
any
damage
he
might
do
to
the
into
the
water.
how many and what fool ones most
Newberg.
— lt-p d
tisans kept shouting “ Granville!”
of these are none but those doomed train, and he laughed. His fortune ’
and “ Cairns!” in an aristocratic
dated
from
that
day.
He
waa
then
T
h*
G
at*«
o
f
Paradiao.
to yell “ Front!” every five minutes
F or Sale—T w o horses, and a manner. Lord Sel borne sat on the
only twenty-two.
When the plague which visited NO t I Germ an coa ch c o lt ready
and keep smiling will ever know.
woolsack helpless. The scene might
Florence in the year 1400 had sub­
There are a few public servants
t
o
w
ean.
J.
T
.
H
a
w
o
rth
,
1002
have lasted until either Earl Gran­
W om an o f Muacla.
sided the people decided as s thank
who in due time earn a halo. And
ville or Lord Cairns had fallen
Second
Street.
lt
-p
d
In
the
time
of
Louis
XV.
there
offering to add bronze gates to the
of these the always patient hotel
fainting
had not Lord Beauchamp
waa
an
actress
engaged
at
the
baptistry of the Church of St. John
clerk ia one.— Commercial Travel­
The coolest place in the city to earned immortal fame by creating a
Theatre
Français—
Mile.
Gauthier
the
Baptist,
and
the
gnild
of
mer­
ers’ Magazine.
—who could break a coin between chants invited the best artists to eat ice cream and get cold drinks. precedent in the house of lords. He
the fingers of one hand and roll a compete. The design of Ghiberti D im ent’s C onfectionery and Ice moved, in a tone of anger, that Lord
Old T im * Snuff Taker*.
Cairns be heard, and Lord Cork, in
silver
plate into the form of a cup was considered faultless, and he Cream Parlor.
Snuff taking waa practically un­
•
similar tone, moved that Lord
of
conical
shape.
No
one
could
bear
was intrusted with the work on
known in England until 1702. In
Granville
be heard.
the
pressure
of
her
hand,
and
only
The
Volunteer
class
will
have
Nov.
23,
1403.
It
was
twenty-one
that year Sir George Rooke burned
A vote was taken, and Lord Gran­
the
‘
Fn
French
‘ and Spanish shipping Maurice de Saxe, one of the strong­ years before the two folding doors a ca n d y sale S aturday, August
Tmo and est men of his time, was able to were completed, and so exquisite 10, on F irst street, ju s t w est ot ville won by a majority of one in a
anchored in the port of Vigo
house of fifty-throe excited peers.
were their design and workmanship the G raphic office.
sacked the town. Besides large open her closed hand.
lt -p d
So if the lord chancellor at any time
In
the
same
century
there
lived
that Michelangelo a century later
quantities of bullion and jewels, his
finds himself confronted by two no­
in
England
a
woman,
Miss
Bettie
said of them, “ They are worthy to
booty included fifty tons of tHe fin­
We have t w o m ore horses than ble but obstinate orators there ia a
Thompson,
who
could
break
chains
be
the
gates
of
paradise.”
This
ap­
est snnff, which was brought to
w e need. N o reasonable offer re­ precedent to fall back upon which
plied also to another door wrought
England and thrown on the market with her hand.
Miss Kerra, a young mulatto wo­ and designed by the same artist, fused for t h e m ; harness and may be found useful.— London
at a very low price. This novel form
________________'
man,
who appeared in most of the which was pat in place June 16, w a g o n . M oore B ros., Rex. lt-p d New».
of taking tobacco rapidly caught on,
capitals
in
Europe,
was,
we
believe,
1432, a most important creation of
and in a few years the snuffbox had
T h at W aa AIL
F o r Sale—Fine stro n g Kale,
to a large extent ousted the pipe. the first to perform the feat, while Florentine art and one which evi­
A
young
girl who is always try­
Connoisseurs used to accumulate hanging with the bend of her knees dently influenced Michelangelo him­ C abbage, and C auliflow er plants. ing some new thing waa present
John G ow er, East Side Green­
special blends of snuff, as nowadays in a trapeze, of hôlding a man at self.
once when the doctor set a neigh­
they hoard choice cigars. When his belt with her teeth and turning
houses. Phone Blue 202. tt.
bor’s broken arm. She was sure
Noat.
George IV. died the contents of his him rapidly round with her hands.
that
she knew exactly how it was
A Washington man called upon a
F o r all kinds o f cem ent w ork
snuff cellar were sold for £400>— —Exchange.
done
and was anxious to put her
charming but homely woman, who
London Chronicle.
* R ob . Jacobsen, 5 0 4 Grant knowledge into practice. Some time
Lung C apacity.
had not long before bad her por­
street o r J. P. Jensen, N orth and later a hen out in the chicken yard
It has been shown by recorded trait painted. The artist had done
T ook It to Himaalf.
broke its leg. The girl directly an­
College s tr e e t s ._________ 45j-pd
When General Moreau was in tests made principally abroad that his work well, from a friendly point
nounced
that she meant to set it
England he was once the victim of by the means of systematic exercise of view, and the lady was corre­
F o r sale o r rent, new m odern 7 “ and make it as good as new.” Ac­
a rather droll misunderstanding. the capacity of the lungs may be spondingly pleased. She was not, ro o m bu n galow , w ith basem ent; cordingly it was put into a plaster
He wsb present at a concert where increased to the extent of more however, so blind as not to see that
cast and left for the proper length
a piece was sung by the choir with than 12 per cent. This figure was the portrait was, as one might say, a garden, chicken ya rd and barn of time to knit. When the day
the
average
increase
noted
in
the
included.
125
8
E
ast
First
street,
trifle “ idealized.”
the refrain:
came to take off the cast the girl
gymnasium at Bonn. In some indi­
As she exhibited it to her caller
g _______________
42-43
“ Tomorrow, tomorrow.”
ran out to the henhouse in great
Having a very imperfect knowl­ vidual cases the beneficent results she said: “ What do you think of
eagerness to see the result. Pres­
W a n t e d — All kinds o f sew ing
edge of English, he fancied it to be of the exercise were far greater, but it? Has not the artist rather flat­
ently
there was a scream that
t o d o for ladies and children.
a cantata given in his honor and the lung capacity of the average tered me?”
brought every member of th« fam­
student
on
entering
the
institution
The visitor looked at the picture, Prices reasonable.— M rs. Bank-
thought he distinguished the words:
ily to her side. The chicken was
was found to be 207 cubic inches, then at the lady, and with an elo­
“ To Moreau, to Moreau.”
son,
5
1
5
S.
M
eridian
St.
3
2
t
f
jumping
miserably over the ground
Each time the refrain waa repeat­ whereas after a course of training quent sigh answered, “ Ah, my dear
sidewise
instead
of directly forward.
ed he rose to his feet and grace­ it waa increased by twenty-five cu­ lady, how could a painter sit in
C ity Transfer does all kinds o f You know a hen’s leg has a crook.
your company and not flatter you ?”
fully bowed on all sides, to the bic inches.
hauling, including p iano m oving. Well, she had crooked it the wrong
— New York Press.
great astonishment of the andience,
—T . H. Thorne. Residence phone way; that was all
Sunlight For All th * Laavaa.
who did not know what to make
W hite 4 6 o r call Black 4.
The telegraph plant of India has
In Na Hurry.
of i t
T ha T o wap o f Piaa.
a method all its own for catching
“ I'm next,” said the lanky man in
The
famous
leaning tower of
The
w
inter
term
ot
the
Rem
ing­
the sunshine. Each of its leaves is the barber shop, “ but you can have
T h* C row d Bohind Him.
Pisa is a campanile or bell tower.
to
n
sch
ool
ot
shorthand
a
n
d
composed
of
three
leaflets.
The
my turn.”
There were times when McFee
The building, which is cylindrical in
"That’s good of you,” gratefully ty p ew ritin g begins O ctober 1.
dried in the fact that he was the larger 'terminal one erects itself
form, is 197 feet high and 50 feet
t 'ether of nine children, even if they j during the day and tarns- sharply responded the last comer, "but you Prospective students please re­ in diameter, made entirely of white
were on the lines of the proverbial down at night, while the other two will have to wait an hour or more p o r t a t once. ■ Anna M . Fogle,
marble. It is called the leaning
human stepladder, but on the day smaller leaflets move constantly day before you get in the chair.”
tower from the fact that it inclines
4t-43
Teacher.
and
night,
describing
complete
cir­
“ I wish it was six hours. There’s
when he was taking them out for a
some thirty feet from the perpen­
walk he felt chagrined. He waa cles with a peculiar jerking motion a chap on the other side of the
L o s t—Airdale Terrier, b e a r dicular, and it is not generally
walking along at a fairly good gait like the second hand of a watch. street with a bill waiting for me to ilog.
C o lo r yellow and iron known that this inclination, which
when he was halted by a policeman, Occasionally they rest for a period come ou t” — Chicago Tribune.
g
ra
y
.
Answ ers t o the name ot gives the tower such a remarkable
who asked, “ I say, you, what you and then go on again, thus bring­
H a n s . J. M. Henderson, M c­ appearance, waa not intentional.
. Hla Accomplishment.
been doin’ ?” “ Nothing,” replied ing every part of every leaf to the
At the time it was about half done
full
action
of
the
sunlight.
Little Willie— Oh, Mr. Hen- M innville, O regon.
It
McFee. “ Why?” “ Well, what’s the
the error in measurement was per­
peckke, won’t you play something
crowd followin' you for?”
ceived. It waa guarded against by
W h at Ho Saw.
on the violin?
S. B. D odge has ju s t repapered
the nse of extra braces in the fur­
“ 1 never saw such a storm in all
Mr. Henpeckke— Why, really, and carpeted his C onfectionery
A D octor's Ditomm *.
ther construction of the building
Willie, I would be glad to if I knew Store w hich makes it the m ost
Aunt— You think of studying to my life.”
and
an adaptation of the stone in
“ Pardon me, my friend; since you i how.
be s doctor, eh ? Don't you do it.
the highest portion. There are sev­
fittroctive
stand
in
to
w
n
.
Mr.
‘saw’ the storm, no doubt you can
Little Willie— Oh, 1 guess you
Young Msn— Why not, aunt?
en bells on the top of the tower,
know how nil right. My pop says D odge solicits y ou r icecream and
Aunt— Well, you can’t get a prac­ tell us what color it waa.”
the largest of which weighs 2,000
“ Certainly. The wind blew and you always play second fiddle to fountain trade. He keeps the
tice till you are married, and you
pounds, and these are so placed as
esn’t get married until you get a the storm rose, you ninny.” — Lon­ Mrs. Henpeckke. — New York best.—6 0 2 First St., ST. B. Dodge. to counteract as far as possible the
don Home Weekly.
Times.
- 4 2 -tf
practice, that's why I
loaning of the tower itself.
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PHYSICIANS A SURGEONS
,
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iS U é e U M M M U * U S U « 4 H
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D rs. B o w e r s & B o w e r s
,
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fornia luat -completed. Women’s
Diseases a Specialty.
Office, upstairs opposite postoffice.
Phones: Office, White 76; Res.-
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Dentist
Phone
Office White 22 Res. White 8
New berg, Oregon
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O p ticia n
Eyes examined and glasses mads
to fit
Phone Blue 88
202 First St.
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Office over U. S. Natl. Bank
Phone Black 171
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Veterinary Surgeon— Dentist
Graduate Saa Fiaacuco Veteuaarv ^nllmi
Ofcce at Commercial Stable. Cot. Hancock *ad
College Su.
Phon* Black 112
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Funeral D irectors A Em baimera
Calle Answered Day or Night
Lady Assistant
Both Phones
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ate i. " Special
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ig o of f deeds, mort-
contracts and the drafting o f all
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O r n e s —Second Floor
Bank o f Newberg Building.
W ILLIAM M. RAMSEY
Attorney-at-Law
MCMINNVILLE,
OREGON
Office in the Elsia Wright Building
Third street
G. O. KBBJWBY
st Hodson Bros. Store
Cleaning, Pressing and Praticai
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