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On Ladies and Misses Coats and Suits
W e have decided to close out our stock of Coats
and tailored suits, with the exception of some
staples. All our suits in fancy mixtures and some
navy blues, all this season’s goods, to be closed
out at 1-2 to 1-4 of former selling prices. Come
early while the stock is complete.
$15.00 suits and coats 9 .8 5 $22.50 suits and coats 1 4 .8 5
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Men’s, Young Men's end Boys Clothing. Large stock to choose from, ell d ie new­
est styles. No m etter whet size you need w e can fit you. Prices very reasonable.
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
If you’re satisfied, tell your friends; if NOT. tell us.
D. M. Nay berger, McMinnville, Oregon
Form ar partner en d s u o e o sso r to ft. J a o o b so n <& Co.
T he 8 cold’s Bridle.
M. J. Nash Co
3 0 4 F IR S T S T ., N E W B E R G , O R.
W e carry a full line of
M en’s and Ladies and Chil­
dren’s Shoes
The Prices are Right
Don't fail to call
In Queen Elizabeth’s day an in­
strument of torture was used to pre­
vent women from scolding and nag­
ging. It consisted of an iron frame­
work, called the “scold’s bridle,”
somewhat similar to a cage, which
was slipped over the bead of the
person whom it was desired to pun­
ish. In the framework were eye­
holes and a specially prepared pro­
jection in front for the tongue of
the victim. The interior of the pro­
jection was lined with spikes, so
that if the wearer attempted to
apeak her tongue was liable to get
badly lacbrated. It did not often re-
iire more than one application of
is torture to break the gossip of
her unpleasant h ab it
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T h o Marscillaisa.”
OutingsinOregon
Via tho
T o th e Beaches,
SUNSET
Excellent T ra in
Springs and
Service and Low
M ountains
R ound T rip Farce
The words and music of the fa­
mous battle hymn, “The Marseil­
laise,” usually are ascribed to Rou-
get de Lille, e French engineer offi­
cer, who, it is said, composed it by
request, about 1792, to cheer up the
conscripts at Strasshurg. It derived
its name from a body of troops
from Marseilles, who played end
sang the piece aa they marched into
Paris. De Lille was pensioned by
Louis Philippe in 1830 and died in
1836. It is safe to say that no other
song ever written has stirred the
heart like “The Marseillaise.” It
will probably live forever.—New
York American.
A Mean Thrust.
If you are looking for an ideal place to spend a portion of the summer,
where you can find rest, health and recreation, the outing resorts reached
by the Southern Pacific are par excellence.
Newport — Yaquina Bay, Tillamook County Beaches, Crater Lake,
Colestin Springs, Shasta Springs, Caacadia, Breitenbuah Hot Springs and
many other springs of more or less note.
Low Round Trip Tickets
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With long limits on sale daily to the above resorts. Our booklet, “ Vacation
Days in Oregon’’ describing these and other outing places can be obtained
from any Agent, who will cheerfully furnish information as to fares, train
service, -etc., or a postal card to the undersigned will receive prompt attention
JOHN M. SCOTT
General Passenger Agent, Portland, Oregon
Low Round Trips EAST
On the dates given below, round trip tickets will be sold from
Portland to.the points in the East shown below, and many others,
a t greatly reduced fares quoted. Your home agent will sell these
tickets via the North Bank Road a t slightly higher fares, on request
Through Trains East
in connection with
Northern Pacific and Great Northern Railways
Atlantic City....... ....$111.00
Baltimore............ .... 107.50
Boston.................. .... 110.00
Buffalo..................
Chicago.................
Colorado Springs. .... 55.00
Denver................. ... 55.00
Detroit.................. .... 82.50
Duluth..................
Kansas City......... .... 60.00
Milwaukee.......... .... 72.60
Minneapolis
Montreal.....
New York...
Omaha.......
Philadelphia
Pittsburg....
S t Louis ....
S t P au l.....
Toronto......
Washington
“Have you ever placed yourself in
the hands of a beautv doctor, Mra.
Muggworth P”
“Why do you ask me that ?”
"My husband wants m* to go to
ene.”
“ Yes. I have been taking regu­
lar treatments from one for the
past year.”
“Then I think 111 not go. It
seems to be useless.”—Chicago Rec­
ord-Herald.
60.00
91.50
DATK8 OP HALE
WAV 1 S, 4, 9, 10, 11, 17. IA, 14, 29. 1919
JUME I, 0, 7. 8. 1S, 14.1&, 17, 16. 19. 90. 91, 94. 90997. 9A. 9». 1019
IULY 9, S, 0. 7, 11.11 1», 16, 90. 99, 9A. 96, 99. SO. 91. 1919
AUOÜBT 1. 9. S. 0, 7. 19. 16. 16, 99. 9S, 99. SO. SI. 1919
8SPTRM BBR 4, A, 6. 7. 0, II 19. SO, 1912
S to p o v c n « d < 1 cholee of routee ellow ed In eeoh d lre e tlo n .
f lu » l r e ta r a llm lt O elober SI, 1919
D etall* <>f M hedalM . f»re». e le w lll he Inrn U h ed on requeet.
W. K. COMAN, G en. F re lg h t a n d PaM A »*nt, P o rtla o d , Ore.
Hew the Celeetial Adapted Himeelf te
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Occidental Cenditione.
Boxes Crates
The “Knave" I d the Oakland Tribune
has published several anecdotes about
the ¿ate Dennis Spencer of Napa, who
was noted aa a lawmaker, orator and
lawyer. The following story Is particu­
larly good: .
One day there entered his office in
Napa 'a bright looking, well dressed
Chinaman. He took a chair and pro­
ceeded straight to the point:
“You Mr. Spencer, the big lawyer?"
“Tee."
“How much you charge to defend, a
Chinaman?”
“ For wbgt crime?”
“Murder.”
“ Five hundred dollars."
The Chinaman said be would call
again.
A few days later he returned to Spen­
cer's office, gravely placed $500 In cola
on the desk before the astonished a t­
torney and said:
“All llte. I kill Mm.”
Spencer defended and acquitted him.
—Wasp.
WE MAKE T H E M
YOU USE T H E M
PLACE YOUR O RDER N O W
Phone White 26.
WE DELIVER ”
The Chas. K. Spaulding Log. Co.
W h a t H e W anted te Knew .
The Glib Salesman—Ye*. our new
plane la absolutely novel. Yon can float
a t a high altitude with perfect ease—
and you can float on the water without
a thought of danger.
The Prospective Buyer—Yes, but
what's likely to happen to you between
the altitude and the water?—Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Commencement Time
Suggests High Ideals
The pefection of ideal clothing is found
at our store* Men's, Young Men's and
Boys. W e also take measures for tail­
ored suits. The best dressed men in
Newberg wear them. You can dress as
w ell at moderate prices- Let us demon­
strate the fa c t
W aitin g Per Her.
His wife (who has Just returned
from a short visit to the country)—
John, fancy these people still having a
sale!
He—You're quite wrong, my dear.
They’ve Just got out their tickets this
morning again, when they heard that
you’d got back!—London Opinion.
Too Much.
Miss Simpson—Kin yon cut mah In­
itials on de ice, Mistab Johnson? Mah
name's Gertrude Llzbeth Agnes May
Gladys Penelope Dorothy Simpson.
Mr. Johnson (dubiously) — Waal, I
could do dat. Miss Simpson, but it
would spoil de pond to' skatin’.—Puck.
Hod son Bros.
Vicious Circle.
“I know what reciprocity la, pop.”
“Suppose you tell me. then, son?"
“When the doctor goes to see sick
people he pays them visits, don't he?”
“Yes.”
“And then the visits pay the doctor,
don’t they T '—Baltimore American.
P L U M B IN G
Heating and Gas Fitting
Above H is 8tatio n.
Corporal (to soldier reporting sick)—
W hat's the m atter with yon?
Tammy—Pain In aay abdomen.
Corporal — Abdomen! Abdomen, In­
deed! You don't ’a re no abdomen; yon
'ave a stomlck. It’s only orfleers what
'as abdomens.—Boston Transcript.
Wallowing Directions.
Navvy—Yus. doctor, I still g ot that
awful pain.
Doctor—Does It hurt you much?
Navvy—Yu?: It gives a awful twinge
every time I tw ist
Doctor—But you m ustn't tw ist
Navvy—I don’t —Punch.
Pessimist io.
We wonder whether it was a married
scribe whose lead In the Evening World
read aa follows:
“For the third time in bis long and
troubled career Frank W. Bavin has
taken unto himself a wife.”—New York
Evening Bun.
We a re building a rep u tatio n on q u a lity o f w ork and
m aterial.
Repair Work Promptly Attended To
THE T. B. BLAYLOCK CO.
808 E. First St.
O nly Papa Knew.
Phone White 198
EXPERT AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING
S. A. Mills has a man in the shop who has
had years of experience, and is qualified to
do all kinds of repair work—and do it right
Give him a chance to prove it to you.
As K ip ling 8 ay*.
Gunner—I see In the papers that
they are going to build a forty story
hotel In New York.
Buyer—You don’t say! Will It pay?
Gunner—Ah, that’s another story.—
Columbus Dispatch.
NEW BERG AUTO CO
Tho Way Out.
“The trouble is,” said Wilkins as
be talked the matter over with his
counsel, “that in the excitement of
the moment I admitted that I had
been going too fast and wasn’t pay­
ing any attention to the road just
before the collision. I ’m afraid that
admission is going to prove costly.”
“Don’t worry about that,” said
his lawyer. “ I ’ll bring seven wit­
nesses to testify that they wouldn’t
believe you under oath.”—Harper’s
Weekly.
Tha Qantla A rt of M aking tn t n i! * * .
C. B. CUMMINGS
T H E H O U S E F U R N IS H E R
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Visitor (to particular friend, who
has had several new dresses laid on
the bed to choose from)—I do wish
you would tell me the name of the
The Bride—Where shall we spend
woman you sell your things to. I ’vo our honeymoon, dearest?
got a lot of old gowns like thee«
The Bridegroom—That depends on
that I want to get rid of.—London bow much honey your father wlll sup­
ply.—Satire.
Punch.
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108.50
SPENCER’S CHINESE CLIENT.
W e have in stock a complete line of Furniture,
Paint Wall Paper, Picture Moulding, Glass,
Heaters and Ranges. W e sure alw ays pleased to
show our goods.
C. B. Cum m ings, Newberg, Or.
Exacting.
“Only a pound of porterhouse steak
for your large family?” said the
butcher.
•'That Isn’t for the family." replied
Mr. Cumrox. "You surely don’t expect
our new cook to ^ a t sausage the same
as we do!”—Wanmngton Star.
Apropos of the servant maid
a
dif-
Acuity I heard a good story the oth-
er day. The wife of a v<
very well
known Iriah official was in want of
another nurae, and among thoae
who applied for the position was a
good natured looking girl
about
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A D ark Secret.
seventeen. “Yon toll me,* said the
Willie—Say,
pop. who electa th« al­
official’s wife, “that yon are very dermen?
fond of children. That is all very
Wise Father—Bush, my «on! You’ro
well in its way, but do you under­ too young to know.—Judge.
stand anything about the duties of
a nursery? Have s you any experi-
Fair Warning. ■*
ence of children i r “Yia, mum,”
Mlstresa—Janc, I rang for you to toll
was the reply. “Sure, i naed to be a you that If I catch my husband kiss
child wanat meailf.’’— London T ai­ log you again on« of you will hav« to
go!-London Opinion.
lor.
We Unfurl Our Flag
rs s iA «
and declare our motto—the best
and nothing but the best. A
louse made of our building ma­
terials will stand the test of
time, wind and flood. Get your
>uilding materials from us and
save yourself vain after regrets.
M . H . PENNEY *
30« N. Mol" •*..
Nowkorf, Or