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THE SUN'S O NLY R IV A L new Edison Mazda T h« L a m p is rightly called the Sun’s Only Rival. I t gives a bright white light like sunshine-— twice as much as the ordinary electric ----------------------- r ----- ----- — same am ount o f current. N ew Edison Mazda Lamps, kÄ in all sizes, are strong enough for all prac­ tical uses when given ordinary care i n . handling. L et us tell you how these lamps make it possible for e v e r y o n e to afford electric l i g h t ­ ing. «■sraw»naway»raitaw»minraaBa^ ^ 1Parlor P h a r m a c y Q U A L IT Y S T O R E O U R M OTTO: PURITY, PROMPTNESS, ACCURACY The Purest and Beet Drugs Only Used in Our Prescription Department We may not be the nearest druggist to you but we’ll try to come the nearest to please you. School Supplies and Fine Stationery E. W . H O D SO N We Never Sleep Registered Pharmacist T h e Newberg Manufacturing and Construction Co. For the Best Prices on the Best Windows, Doors, Inter­ ior and Exterior Finish, Mouldings, Building Stone, Cabinetw ork, Store Fixtures and General Mill Work CLINICAL THERMUMETERS. THE NAME “MARK TWAIN.” Th« Car* T h at la Taken to Mako T hat* Dolieata Tub.« Aoeurata. Story ef Hew th e Famous Hum orist Cams to Adopt I t Little does one think when he is in bed with fever, with a piece of glass sticking out of his mouth and the doctor waiting impatiently for it, to what great trouble the makers of the thermometer have gone to make the instrument accurate. The things necessary in a good clinical thermometer are, first and above all, one that reads accurately; sec­ ondly, one that will show the tem perature change in the shortest pos­ sible time; thirdly, one that will not carry germs, and, fourthly, it must be self registering. The self registering device is in geniona. I t ahows the highest tem' ture to which the thermometer been subjected and does not “come back” till put back by the physician. Ju st above the mercury oulb there is a smaller bulb, noth­ ing more than a widening of the tube. Above thia is a contraction in the glass, making the tube very small indeed. When the mercury expands it is forced up through this contraction by the enormous pressure of heat expansion, but when it coo I b off and starts to come back with nothing pulling it but its weight, it eannot come. The physi cian, after looking at it, generally its it back by holding it in his ~, bulb outward, and describing a semicircle very quickly with his arm. The centrifugal force here developed is greater than the weight of the mercury and to brings it back. The United States government, through its bureau of standards, took an interest in the accuracy of nlininal thermometers on the mar­ ket and requested several firms to submit samples for inspection. All did so and awaited with anxiety the result of the bureau’s tests. I t wss found that a large number of the ones submitted did not agree with recognized standards and that their accuracy waa therefore pone too great. So the bureau undertook to examine and fully teat all thermom­ eters got out, at small cost, and to put on them the mark of the bu­ reau, which guarantees their accu­ racy at the time of testing and their continued accuracy within small limits for the rest of the time. Their inability to guarantee accu­ racy after testing is due to the un­ known factor of glass contraction, due to cooling from excessive heat in their manufacture. On the end of every thermometer tested, therefore, are to be found etched in the glass the letters B. S. and following them the serial num­ ber of that particular thermofneter, so th at whenever it is desirable or necessary one can always see wheth­ er or not be is using a government tested instrument. — New York Tribune. In Harper’s Albert Bigelow Paine tells how the great humorist, Mark Twain, first really adopted the name when writing for a Ne­ vada newspaper in 1863. “He was not altogether satisfied. His letters, copied and quoted all along the coast were unsigned. They were easily identified with one another, but not with a personality. He realised th a t to build a reputa­ tion it waa necessary to fasten it to an individuality—a name. He gave the m atter a good deal iought H e did not consider the of thought. use of his own name. The nom de ilume was the fashion of the time, e wanted something brief, crisp, definite, unforgetable. He tried over a good many combinations in his mind, but none seemed convinc­ ing. Ju st then—this was early in 1863 —news came to him th a t the old pilot he had wounded by his satire, Isaiah Sellers, was dead. At once the pen name of Captain Sel­ lers recurred to him. That, was it —that waa the sort of name he wanted. It waa not trivial; it had all the qualities. Sellers would never need it again. Clemens decided he would give it a new meaning and new association in this faraway land. He went np to Virginia City. “ ‘Joe,’ he said to Goodman, 1 want to sign my articles. I want to be identified to a wider audience.’ “ ’All right, Sam. What name do you want to use—Josh?* “ ‘No; I want to sign them “Mark Twain.” I t is an old river term, a leadsman’s call, signifying two fath­ oms, twelve feet. I t has a richness about it; it was always a pleasant sound for a pilot to hear on a dark night; it meant safe w ater/ “It was first signed to a Carson letter bearing date of Feb. 2, 1863, and from th a t time was attached to all Samnel Clemens’ work. The work was neither better nor worse than before, but it had suddenly ac­ quired identification and special in­ terest. Members of the legislature and friends in ‘Virginia’ and Car- son immediately took it up, and within a period to be measured by weeks he was no longer ‘Sam’ or ‘Clemens’ or ‘that bright chap on the Enterprise,’ but ‘Mark’—‘Mark Twain.’ No nom de plume was ever so quickly and generally accepted as that.” ________ - C D im N of t h . Revolution. G. N. HESG AR D STATIONARY GASOLINE ENGINES See me before buying. Phone 6a62 LIGHT WHITE BREAD such aa it is impossible to bake w ith home facilities, comes trom our ovens every day. Don’t take onr word for it. Ju st try a loaf or tw o and no further argum ent will be necessary. Our bread is good for the body and brain. I t is a complete food of itself and a s toothsom e as it is wholesome. JAS. HUTCHINS A S O N N sw b s rg , O regon LOOKING AT A BAG OF CEMENT will not disclose its quality. The te s to f use can only determine t h a t Our cement, lime, plaster and other building materials have been tested time and again and have proved their m e rit Prove your wisdom by ordering from us the next time you need any. M . H . F IN N E Y 306 LAPIDARY B uilders o f Homes. Our ‘PIONT-SHARIno Investment Certificates areR E A l Money Makers Send for Booklet 604'M> Corbe ttBl%PortlaadOre NEWBERG Iron Works; F.W. Foundry and Machine Work. * Pulleys, Shafting and Machine Screws The Newberg Transfer Co. The A«s ef an K le­ The raffleaia of Sumatra is said to be the largest sad most magnifi­ cent flower in th« world. I t is oom- poeed of five roundish petals, each a foot across and of a rea color, cov­ ered with numerous irregular, yel- owish white swellings. The petals surround • cup Dearly a foot wide. Foster M.fMills Dennis C^Mills A Fishing Bat 8 pancar Won. - Herbert Spencer once won a curi­ ous wager. He was staying for a fishing holiday in the house of Sir Francis Powell, the president of the Scottish academy, and while angling for trout he happened to deep pool drop his eyeglasses into a deep [ l ne re- n of the river. In the evening ia host and the guests, and said that he was prepared to bet that he would recover the pince-nez from the bot­ tom of the pool. His friends de­ clared that this was an impossible feat, but H erbert Spencer still of­ fered to make the bet. His chal- lengO was accepted bv one of the visitors. Upon the following even­ ing Spencer returned to the house with the missing eyeglasses. He had fastened a strong magnet on the end of his fishing line and fished for the glasses until it came into contact with their steel rims. The Society of Dames of the Rev­ olution was organized in 1896. Its membership is composed of women Sixth and Blaine Sts. above the age of eighteen, of good moral character, who are descended from an ancestor who, either as a military, naval of marine officer, or official in anv one of the original thirteen colonies or states, assisted CHASE A LINTON in establishing American independ­ ence during the war of the Revolu­ GRAVEL COMPANY tion between April 19, 1775, when hostilities commenced, and April All kinds of gravel for con­ 19, 1783, when they were ordered to crete work, cement blocks, cease. The chief aim of the society, Seme. Shakespeere S t a t is t ic « . apart from the cultivation of patri­ or wood work furnished on A Shakespearean enthusiast with otic sentiment, is to preserve as well a good deal leisure time on his short notice. possible the history of the Revo­ hands and a regular mania for sta­ lutionary war. Telephone White 85 tistics has discovered th at the plays of Shakespeare contain 106,007 A Divorce S u it Ruined. line« and 814,780 words. “Hamlet” “Poor thing, she is terribly wor­ is the longest play, with 3,930 lines, ried.” and the “Comedy of E rrort” the “What’s the m atter?” shortest, with 1,777 lines. Alto­ WVWwWwWwWwWvWwVwWwWwWwVivWw See “H er divorce case comes up to­ gether the plays contain 1,277 char­ E, W . M UELLFR morrow.” acters, of which 157 are females. “ And she dreads the publicity, I The longest part is that of Hamlet, For latest spring and summer nov­ elties. Spend your money in N ew - presume ?” who has 11,610 words to deliver. berg; have your clothes made in “Not at all. Her dressmaker The part with the longest word in your home town instead o f some mixed her a new velvet gown for it is th a t of Coetard in "Lore’s La­ Eastern sw eet shop e occasion, but she called her np bour’s Lost,” who tells Moth that he 602 1-2 First S t, Phone Black 82 today and said she is afraid she is “not so long by the head as hon- RtvbHf, Oregon can’t finish it. Yon know nothing orificabilitudinitatibus.” prejudices a woman in a divorce case like an old gown.”—Detroit A C ountry ef L inguists. Free Press. Almost every native of Iceland, even the peasants and fishermen, Man. can speak at least one foreign lan­ Man ia of earth, but his thoughts guage besides his local Danish dia- are with the stars. Mean and petty ect. Some years ago it became a hia wants and his desires, yet they fad to study languages, and now a serve a soul exalted with grand, glo­ >erson speaking only one tongue is is prepared to transfer rious aims—with immortal long­ ooked down upon as extremely ig­ your goods anywhere, ings—with thoughts which sweep norant. English leads; then come any place any time. the heavens and wander through German ana French. Papers in eternity. A pygmy standing on the these three iinguages are read ex­ outward crest of this small planet, tensively in Iceland and may be Price« Reasonable his farreaching spirit stretches out­ found in all the village reading Office phone Black 100, or ward to the infinite and there alone rooms. finds rest.—Carlyle. The L ars—* Flower. Having p u r c h a s e d t h e Whitten Lapidary we invite our friends to call and see us at the old stand. Mr. Whitten will remain with us for a time to have charge of the work. in a glass of water the fresh egg will assume a horizontal position. The egg of three to five days makes with the horizon an angle of 80 da­ m es. The angle increases to 45 degrees for an egg eight days old, to 75 for one of three weeks, and at thirty days the egg rests on its p o in t—London Globa. residence ( Black 128 Dionee \ Red 79 C allup (R ed 80 E. A. ELUS General Contractor Septic tanks built a fter the la test approved methods. § !& Biacksmithing and Horseshoeing General Repair Work Neatly Done While in town comeXsee us Back of First National Bank Groceries No E m p ero r-eith er of a People or of^Finance—can buy better food |th an we sell you, a t prices you usu­ ally pay Jfor good things. J. L. Van Bianconi McCall’s M agazine and McGill Patterns For Women H er* Mora Frioada then any other magaaine or patterns. 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