''it*
V
FULL PARTICULARS.
U Ofttimee an Embarraea-
mont, aa Ehud W ill Avar.
THINGS WOMEN HATE.
Some
W ord» of Wisdom a
Would Te ll Man.
Fomale A
For better or for worse, no man
Tbe young minister temporarily
ever
yet understood a woman or
officiating at Hankins Falls for this
summer met Ehud Leffingwell as he ever will. Men may know this,
was walking to church on Sunday but they do not realise it or they
never would imagine that they
morning.
"H ow do, Hr. Leffingwell T* he could improve a woman by telling
cried cheerfully. "Going to cLut*ch her about shortcomings.
A woman hates to be corrected
this beautiful morning Y
"H a y ? " asked Ehud, who was by a man.
O man! Thoughtless, thankless,
pretty hard of hearing. “ Hay?”
inconsistent
man!
This
world
“ Are — y o u — com in g — to —
would
be
a
happier
place
if
you
church?” roared the minister.
ceased
to
go
about
trying
to
make
' “ Nuh,” Ehud responded. “ Look­
in’ fer my caow. She must ’a’ got women more sensible.,
The sensible woman gives man
out o f the barn las’ night Un­
his
due. She admits he is stronger
hooked the hasp, 1 cal’ late, an* jest
—
stronger
physically, stronger in
strayed” —
mifld.
.
The
very sensible woman
“ Come — on — to— church,” the
admits that he should use his heav­
minister shouted cordislly, “ and
en sent power. Man should be the
after preaching I ’ll tell the congre­
wise lore of woman. He should be
gation, and they’ ll help you. You’ll
her stepe. Men object to the mare
get your cow much quicker.”
who is the better horse. But wom­
“ B ’jocks! I ’ll go ye,” said Ehud
en hate to be forced to be chiefly
heartily, and he fe ll into step with
responsible for palling the cart of
the young minister. A t the church
matrimony.
door he was overcome by modesty
Woman, I say— and I do not
and, declaring that he didn’t have
speak as a fool— likes well enough
his Sundsy go to meetin’ clothes
to be lorded. What she hates is
on, insisted upon sitting in one of weakness in a man. She hates lack
the most distant pews.
of decision. Finding it, she devel­
H e didn’t bear the sermon at all, ops into a bully. Then, if only the
but he could tell when it was over poor, henpecked husband knew it,
by seeing the young minister fold there is nothing in the world more
up his manuscript and put it sway. ardently desired by the pecking ben
Tnis done, the young man began to than that the worm should torn
make announcements. Ehud raised and bully her and overmaster her
his right hsnd in a great leathery and force her to give in.
scoop behind his ear, but still he
And now 1 have some eight or
heard nothing.
nine other wise words to speak to
“ My dear Mends,” said the min­ you, 0 humorless man!
And I
ister, “ it affords me great pleasure say to you that women like men
to tell you that on Tuesday evening who do things. Unless yon should
next at the hour o f 6 o'clock there make a false deduction I will put
will be celebrated at the home of it this way, A woman hates a man
tbe bride’s parents tbe wedding of who does nothing.
Mr. Edward Stoutenboro, one of
I t is giveD to all men to do. A
our most esteemed and promising woman seldom has compunction in
young men, and that charming, es­ taking the money that a man has
timable young lady— as beautiful inherited and will share with her,
as she is good— Miss Mehitable bat tbe man who cannot make
Dodswortb.”
money and can do nothing bnt part
As the minister ceased everybody i with it she holds in low esteem. It
was astonished to see Ehud L e f­ is another example of the lacking
fingwell arise in his pew.
humor of men that they should
“ An’ ye might add, parson,” he laugh at women who fight for the
shouted, “ that her eyes ain’t mates, hair of a Kubelik or lriss the
an’ she's a leetle mite lame in the ground trod upon by a conqueror.
off hind leg.” — Harper’s Weekly.
O map— selfish, egotistical, swag­
gering being— listen again, and get
Man at Various Stages.
understanding! Woman loves you
A t twenty-three he thought fate and knows that you cannot love her
was making a special effort to keep as she loves, and she likes you to
enjoy yourself and be bappy.
him down.
But—
A t thirty-five < he thought he
She hates you to forget to say,
might have done great things if his
wife had not been sucb a handicap. as you were wont to say, how well
' A t forty be believed he would j her dress becomes ber, how charm­
have been a great man if his chil­ ing she is looking tonight. She
dren had not made it necessary for hates you to forget her wedding
day — she can never forget it. She
him to cling to the sure things.
A t fifty he was positive that there hates you to interfere, with the ba­
was a conspiracy against him on by, because you know nothing about
it. She hates to be left behind to
the part of his fellow men.
A t sixty he felt that if he could mope when yon go off on your holi­
have been thirty-five again nothing day.
And she hates the way you
could have stopped him.
worship
your pipe. It is not fair
A t seventy he began to believe
that he had failed because of a lack that men should have always the
• f courage and inability to make consolation of their pipes and wom­
en only the consolation of their
the most of his opportunities.
A t eighty he was almost sure of tears. Tobacco is fragrant, but
tears are bitter.— London Express.
it.— Chicago Record-Herald.
... .
1st In H er Ways.
For Family Raasons-
Sweet Mary Jane sat fourteen
days and wouldn’t deign to rise, al­
though her folks tried every way
to make her realize that it was
quite unladylike to sit all day and
night and never change her atti­
tude or rouse her appetite. They,
roaxed and teased and threatened
her, and still she would not stand,
and when they tried to raise her up
she bit them on tbe hand. They
didn’t want to do her harm or call
in the police, and yet they sorrowed
at the thought of Mary Jane’s dis­
ease. But Mary Jane knew what
was best. She wiser was than men.
She sat until she’d had her set, for
Mary was a hen.— St. Louis Repub­
lic.
It ia characteristic of philoso­
phers and scholars that once their
mind is made up it is almost im­
possible to change it. They do not
want it changed. The late Charles
Eliot Norton, in his lectures on the
history of art, is credited with a
story illustrating this point. Mal-
lock, the philosopher, once met
Thomas Carlyle.
Mallock was a wiseman, bnt he
and Carlyle differed in their views,
and therefore Carlyle dubbed Mal-
lock’s opinions false and pernicious.
When Mallock called on Carlyle he
talked in his fluent way for two
straight hours.
Then he rose to go. A t the doer
Carlyle, who had smoked the whole
time in grim silence, took his pipe
from his month and said mildly:
“ Weel, goodby, Mr. Mallock. I ’ ve
received ye kindly because 1 knew
yer mither, but I never want to set
eyes on ye again.”
Lew Form » of Life.
L
ft
The readiness with which low
forms of life accommodate them­
selves to altered
environment
shows that they are capable of be­
ing trained or educated to a cer­
tain extent. Stahl has shown that
a certain plasmodium flees when
sprinkled with salt, but if the salt
be added to the medium gradually
tbe organism accommodates itself
to the new medium. Purposeful
octree is manifested by plants as
w «9 as by animals and by both uni­
cellular end multicellular. — Ex­
change. ________________
So H » Had Heard.
During a history recitation in a
Washington public school the
teacher pat the question:
“ When was Rome built?”
The first to answer was a young­
ster near the front, and his re­
sponse was, “ A t n ight”
“ At night!” repeated the aston­
ished instructor. “ How in the
world did yon get such an idea aa
Egg Cutlet».
that?”
Boil six eggs hard and make a
“ Why, I ’ve often heard my dad
white sauce as follows: Melt one
ij that Rome wasn’t built in a
tableepoonful of butter and stir two day,” said the boy. — Harper’s
tablespoonfuls of flour in the melt­ Weekly. ________________
ed butter, then pour one pint of
Unusual, but Right.
milk and stir while cooking, and
“ Curtis,” said the teacher, “ sup­
rook until it thickens. Then chop
the eggs as fine as peas. Pour the pose I had two squash piea and cut
«h its sauce over them, add a few one into six pieces and the other
cracker crumbs and salt and pep­ into twel ve pieces. Which pis would
per. Then mold in the shape of an you rather nave a piece o f? "
“ The one divided into twelve
egg and roll in cracker crumbs and
eces,” answered Curtis. “ I don’t
fry in butter.— National Food Mag­
r,ic a squash pis.” — Chicago News.
azine
Lot
,
af Neighborly Trouble
little Thanks For It.
Fruit Tr
F o e S a l e —A few g o o d O. I. C.
piga, six weeks old.— E. R. G ar­
SAVING TH E WATER.
and
Mrs. Peabody had just laid down
for her afternoon nap when a man
from the water department came
along and notified her t,hat the wa­
ter in that neighborhood would be
cut off at 3 o'clock.
Mrs. Pegbody said, “ Oh, thank
you!” and hurried in to prepare for
the Coming water famine. She filled
the bathtub, the washtubs, the tea­
kettle, the dishpan and three pitch­
ers with that indispensable liquid.
Then, having performed her duty
to her own household, she turned
her attention to her neighbors’
needs.
“ My goodness!” said Mrs. Pea­
body. “ There ere those poor Man-
tells across the hall. They are all
ou t They won’t know anything
about the stoppage of the water
supply, and consequently they
won’t have -a drop o f water for
goodness knows how long.”
Mrs. Peabody, being by that time
alive with sympathy, summoned the
janitor.
“ William,” she «aid, “ have you a
key for Mrs. MantelPs door?"
“ N e w ” said William. “ Ah did
have one, but Mees Man tell she
tak eet away. I gas she tank me
steal sometang.”
“ Well,” exclaimed Mrs. Peabody
somewhat warmly, “ she’ll be sorry
after this that aha let ber unchari­
table suspicions ran away with bar
common sense. When she gets
home tonight she won’t find a drop
of water in the . bouse. Somebody
ought to find her and advise her to
come right home and fill the tuba
and things. I wonder where she
is?”
William backed uncomfortably
down tbe stairs.
“ Ah don’t know,” he said. A t
the first landing he bumped into
Mrs. Blythe, who had stepped oat
into the hall to take a voice in the
discussion.
“ I know where she is,” volunteer­
ed Mrs. Blythe. “ She is making a
speech aV the mothers’ meeting at
Lyric hall.”
“ Thank you,” said Mrs. Peabody.
“ We must notify her. I shall tele­
phone her immediately.”
Ten minutes later Mrs. Peabody
was wrestling with the telephone
in the nearest drug store.
“ Is this you, Mrs. Mantell?” she
said. “ Oh, thunk goodness, I have
found you at last! This is Mre.
Peabody. Say, Mrs. Mantell, you
are wanted at home at once. Some­
thing awful! No, oh, no, it isn't
thieves, but nobody else can get
into the flat, and it is very impor­
tant that you come home just as
soon as you can get here.”
Mrs. Mantell made as good time
on her home trip as even Mrs. Pea­
body could wish.
“ What— ia— it?” . she
gasped
when she met Mrs. Peabody at the
foot of the stairs. “ Is anybody” —
“ Oh, dear, no, nothing like that,”
said Mrs. Peabody reassuringly,
“ but the water is going to be shut
off at 3 o’clock, and I thought if
you were not here to attend to it” —
Mrs. Mantell cut off further ex­
planation with a look almost vindic­
tive enough to shut off Mrs. Pea­
body herself for all time.
“ Thank you.” she snid icily. “ My
husband is employed in the water
department. He told me this morn­
ing about the damaged main, and
I filled everything about the house
before I went to the meeting.” —
New York Herald.
L o s t — P urse con tain in g a sum, .bki stock,
Fred K incaid,
o f m oney.
Finder, please leave
$8 a to n feed p o ta to e s .—Schulz.
Springbrook,
O regon.
tf
a t G raphic office.— M rs. E. E.
B ox 765.
I l f
lt-p d
C olton .
Kindergarten.
Dr. L o w e ,
o ’clock.
F rid a y
to
4
1 hatch all kinds o f egg s in in-
The class for little children (3
cubators
successfully—3 0 0 0
to 6 y ea rs) * ’ illcom m ence (D. v.)
hatched last year.—G. Everest, . . .
„ .
n„ „
F o s S alk —F resh Jersey c o w .—
16 i f M on day- **tb. 19th. , Day
14 mile east o f N ew berg.
lyionday, Tuesday, W ednesday,
Am os Nelson.
1 8 -tf
Thursday,
F rid a y . H ours, from
A p o t a t o p lanter tor $30 a t
M oney T o L oan - -See A t t y . B. Christenson & Larkins. Som e­ 9 a.m. t o 12. M rs. H u rlston
A. K liks, M cM in n ville, Oregon.
th in g new but ju s t the th in g fo r w ill be a t the L ib ra ry room s
F rid a y , Feb. 16th, 2 to 3 p.m.
See Z u m w a lt a t corner ot F irs t the va lle y. C all and see it. 3
A ll ladies intending to enroll
and M ain fo r a ll kinds o f feed.
N ext S atu rday, Feb. 17th, w e names o f pupils, w ill oblige b y
D on’t g e t left—orders taken lo r w ill m ake a special price on com ing a t this hour. X a t 906
m ill w o o d by the Spau lding L o g ­ clothes racks.—W a tch our w in ­ F irs t St.
d o w . C hristenson-Larkin H a rd ­
g in g Co.
Notice.
w a re C o.
F oe S a l e —Rhode Island Red
There w ill be a m eeting o f the
S a l e —5 room house, city
T
a
x P a y ers Leagu e o f Y am h ill
water, 12 lots, 51 hearing apple
17-18
C
ou
n ty a t the cou rt house in
trees, 17 prune trees, cherries and
— F oe R e n t —Small farm 1 mile small fruit. 812 Pacific street, M cM in n ville on S atu rday, F eb ­
19-pd ru ary 24, a t 10 o ’clock a. m.
north o f tow n. Box 383, New- N ew berg. Price $1600.
-,
.
-
T h is m eetin g is called fo r the
berg.
19-pd
purpose o f considering im p o rta n t
Snudi Tracts For Sals.
cockerels and eggs.— W . F . Stull.
F
oe
:
S. C. W h ite L egh o rn eggs tor
sale. P hone W h ite 51. B o x 687.
A crea ge in tra c ts o f 3 t o 5
—W a rren Jones.
18-tt
acres ad join in g N ew b e rg on the
east. Sm all cash paym ents w ith
B u ff P ly m o u th Rock eggs fo r
tim e on balance. J. T . Everest.
hatch in g a t $1.50 fo r 15.— E. H .
W o o d w a rd .
For S al«.
m ill w o o d b y
L o g g in g C o.
the
legislation, in which the ta x p a y ­
er should he interested, and g e t­
tin g n e x t t o th ings o f interest t o
the ta x p a y in g public.
B y ord er o f the Executive B oard ,
W . W . Nickell, Sec’y.
■ ...........
Executor's Notice o f Final Settle-
W anted — 1000 caish orders fo r
Spaulding
Artichokes, best w in te r h o g
feed on earth, one acre w ill keep
30 hogs fa t a ll w in ter. F o u r
P itts b u rg perfect fence fo r law n , sack lots, F . O. B., D ayton , a t
garden, h o g and field, a ll heights. $1.00 per sack. A lso one horse,
H a r t ’s H a rd w a re.
11 t f I harness and to p b u g gy cheap.
F . A. C ra w fo rd ,
F oe S ale — Am erican black cap
21
P. O., Dundee.
raspberry plants.— I,. M . C ary,
S p ringbrook.
17-tf
W anted.
F or S ale — M on ger rasp he f r y
Notice la hereby (Ivan that tha uudoralaned,
executor of tha last w ill »m l tee Cement of Pene­
lope J Skinner, deceased, baa filed hla final
account as executor of «aid w ill and testament,
and eatrie of aald decedent, In tha County
Court of Yamhill Coualr, Oregon, and that
said ronat haa appointed Monday, February
19th, 1913, at the hoar of 10 o'clock a.m. of aald
day aa the day and hour for tha hearing of
objection» t j aald final account ahd tha aattle-
uieut thereof
Now, therefore, all peraona tntereated In tha
«mate of aald deceased, arc hereby notified and
required to appear at the County Coart room
at the Court house at MeMlnnrilla. said coun­
ty and state, at aald time, to then and there
show
II any t^are
thei be,
‘
how cause, If
why aald amount
M
l " not
_ V
" ~ - and approved,
should
be sotted, . allowed
ap
and aald executor and hla bondsmen discharged
and aald estate forever and finally eettlcd.
Dated, January 18th. 1913.
Wm. Kincaid,
Bxeeutor of the last will and testament of
Penelope J . Bklnner, deceased.
Clarence Butt,
' ---
------.----
Attorney for Estate.
W e are in correspondence w ith
plants.—C, E. Newhouse, Spring-
brook. Phone N o. 24a35.
t f m any parties in the east and
m iddle w est w h o w a n t to buy
H a j F or S a l e .— C lo v e r and farm s, tim b er and fruit lands and
clover and o a ts m ixed, $10 per som e la rge tracts. W e also have
ton. Phone Blue 196.
19 pd.
P o rtla n d p ro p erty t o trad e fo r Executrix end Executors’ Notice.
sm all farm s in the W illa m ette
Notte# is hereby given that the underlined
H ousehold g o o d s ' fo r sale. V alley. W e solicit correspond­ Anna A. Lueea and C. J. Clemenaon have naan
duly appointed, 1 dnt executrix and executor,
respectively, of the last will and testament of
Inquire o f C. W . C orb y, 607, ence.
I. C. Lucas, deceased, by tbe County Court of
Yamhill ' ounty, Oregon.
F irs t street, N ew berg.
Fisher and H illier,
Now, therefore, ail peraona having claims
against tha astata of J.C. Lucas deceased are
513 and 14 Selling Bid.
hereby
notified and required to present the
F o r S a le . —C o w th a t w ill be
with the proper vouchers, to tbe nn
19
P o rtla n d , O regon. same,
signed, at the oflee of Clarenoe Butt. Mewl
fresh, M arch 10.—James Iverson,
Yamhill County, Oregon, within a x month
from (be date hereof.
O ak V ie w F arm .
It.
Dated, January m b , 1911
Som « Bargains.
Anna A. Lncas,
C. J. clemenaon.
I f you w ish lessons in china
Joint executrix sad exeentor of the
of J. C. Locas, deceased.
It
you
want
to
sell
your
farm,
p a in tin g call on O la M ills, 201
Clarence Bntt,
Attorney for Batate.
we can find you a buyer.
C ollege street.
It
I f you w a n t t o buy a farm w e
M en w an ted to cut 100 cords have som e bargains .
w o o d a t $1 per cord.— A. W .
40 acres 1% miles out, 25 acres
fôâuCCRSS
Ellis, R. F . D. 3. Phone 23a3.
in cu ltivatio n . $150 an acre.
17-tf
20
acres 2Vi miles out, im ­
p roved and all tbe personal p ro p ­
G et D u pon t’ s stum ping p o w ­
e rty goes in fo r $4000. Can
der o f tbe Christenson L a rk in
Builders o f Homes.
y o u b eat these?
H d w . C o. Cheaper th an grub
Our
W . E. W h ite & Co.,
hoes.
705 E. F irs t street.
Will
d e s B fii& U
G et y o u r order in ea rly for
m ill w o o d w ith the Spaulding
L o g g in g C o.
F o r S a l e —G oo d d ry second
g r o w th w o o d , delivered on short
Hot W atar on a Firs.
“ Queer things happen at fires,” notice.— E. E. Sw itzer, phone
I t pd
said a Cleveland man. “ The other Blue 78.
day the lace curtains caught on fire
E ggs F or H atching .— Barred
in an east side home, and there
was some panic while the fire lasted, P ly m o u th R ock $1.00 fo r 15.
you bet. Everybody called for the H a v e n C» .W ilson, 720 Sheridan
imported cook out in the kitchen
S t.
I t pd.
to hustle in with a diahpan or
two of water. Bnt she didn’t arrive
WANTsd —C alves when a d a y
on tbe scene until somebody had
o
r
t w o old. In form O. M . H a n ­
pulled down the curtains and tram­
son, R ou te 3, N ew b erg o r phone
pled out the flames.
“ ‘ Why didn’t you hurry?’ they 515-11 Schools
18-pd
asked her reproachfully.
“ ‘Hurry,’ she repeated. ‘Wasn’t
Christenson & L a rk in
sell
I hurryin’ as fast aa I conld. I had
“ Dependable B ran d ” lime and
hot water in the dishpan when yon
s
u l p h u r solution fo r s p r a y .
hollered at me, and I had to throw
T
h ere’ s none better.
out that and get some cold water.
Yon didn’t want me to come in and
throw hot water on the fire and
B. M in o rc a ’s and R. I. Red’s
make it worse, did yon Y ” — Wash­ e g g s and one d a y old chicks fo r
ington Herald.
sale.— M rs. Jessie M a rr, Dundee,
Ore., R . F . D. N o. 1.
18-pd
Whan Gambling la Not Visa.
W ife (handing husband morning
peper)— I see that several gambling
dens were raided yesterday and a
large quantity of gambling appli­
ance# seized.
. Husband— I am glad of it. The
police should wipe out thoee places
at once. Those gamblers are a bad
lot.
H a!
I ’m in luck.
Those
mining stocks have gone up and I
come out something like three hun­
dred shead by yesterday’s transac­
tions. Good spec that. My dear,
you shall have the new dress yon
want
Joy in tbe household.— London
Telegraph.
L a m b ert and R o y a l Ann cher*
ries. T o p grafted on tw o-year*
It
ner.
\
F or
S a le .— 5,000 > Am erican
black cap raspberry plants and
15,000 G old D olla r s tra w b erry
plan ts.— E. R. Garner.
tf.
A few g o o d M yers and Bean
S p ray Pum ps a t Christenson &
L ark in s a t reduced prices.
A
b a rga in fo r som ebody.
3
F or S ale —S tro n g G old D ollar
s tra w b e rry plants and Calif.
P r iv e t hedge plants.— H o w a rd
W a lto n , phone 17a3.
18 tf.
PB0F1T-SHARING
Real Estate.
I h ave opened a real estate of­
fice a t 207 F irs t street, N ew berg,
O regon. I am connected w ith
the office o f J. E. Smith, 513
Cham ber of Commerce, P o r t ­
land, O regon, and th rou gh th a t
office w ill he able t o g e t buyers.
Those w h o have farm s around
N ew b e rg and other p arts o f Y a m ­
hill county, and w h o wish t o sell
them, w ill please send fall descrip­
tions. A lso when in N ew berg call
and see me.
D onald M . W all,
tf
207 F irs t St.
Sixteen Years In Oregon.
E d ito r Graphic:
Y o u w ill kindly let toe through
y o u r paper ask its readers i f th ey
h ave a deed to th eir p rop erty,
and think th ey are safe. I f so,
they had b etter read m y b o o k
entitled “ Sixteen Y ears ia Ore­
g o n .” I t is a 150 page booklet,
and g ive s in d etail m y dealings
w ith H . D. W inters, and as t o
when and h o w I g o t the deed,
th a t Judge M cGinn set aside in
the circuit cou rt o f M u ltn om ah
county, and from which I have
appealed t o the Supreme cou rt
o f the S ta te o f Oregon. This
b oo k w ill be ready fo r the public
this m onth.
V ery respectfully,
W ill E. Pu rdy.
Investment Certificates
are RE A L Honey Hikers
S e n d for B o o k le t
604X > Corbett BU^PortlandOre
Practically Applied.
A profeasor of Columbia, far
more earnest in theory than in
practice, was giving a few words of
advice to his students in regard to
using their powers of observation.
“ Always take notice of everything
when you are going about, as there
may come a time when your knowl­
edge will be invaluable to you,” be
said.
That evening he bed to make s
call upon one of the trustee#. Fin­
ishing his business, he was leaving
the house just after dusk when,
without thinking he stepped from
the door stone right into a large
puddle of water. As he got out of
the puddle he came face to face
with one of the students he had lec­
tured that afternoon.
“ Professor,” said the student
blandly, “ I observed that puddle
when I was going in.” — New York
Press.
A Chinaman’» Pun.
A missionary bishop said that
when he first went to China hs had
a good deal of difficulty in remem­
bering faces. He mentioned this
difficulty to a mandarin, Hs said:
“ I ’m getting over it now, bnt In
the beginning here in Hankow you
all looked as alike as two peas.”
“ Two peas?” said the intelligent
mandarin, smiling. "But why not
say two ouse?”
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