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MYSTERY OF DREAMS.
What
am I going
to give for
Christmas?
An early visit to our store will solve the problem. Our large selections of useful gifts now
on display at prices within reach of all.
A Few Suggestions for
the Men and Boys
For Wife, Sweetheart,
Sister, Daughter
Clothing for Men, Young Men and Children—
Over 1000 suits to select from, priced from $2.50
to $80.00. Overcoats for everyone, 500 to select
from, priced from $8.50 to $25.00. Underwear,
Overshirt*, swell line of Neckwear, Hats, Cap*,
Glove*, Fancy Suspenders, Pajamas, Night­
shirts, Suitcases, Bags, Hosiery, and dozens of
other articles th at go to make up a man'a outfit.
New line of Furs just arrived, none but first
class goods—in single pieces or sets, price of
sets from $7.60 to $50.00; single pieces from
$1.25 to $25.00. Dress Goods, Silks, Corduroy,
Velvets, Handkerchiefs, Gloves, kid and silk;
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Napkins, and hundreds of other useful gifts too
numerous to mention.
Shoes— an Excellent »Line
For the whole family. All the latest styles, and
Slippers for Men ana Women.
D O LLS— a fine assortment
The largest selections of any store on the west
side are to be elosed out at a great sacrifice as
our space is too valuable for toys and dolls.
a r % i i Q l l ¡ f c Our entire stock ladies, misses, childrens coats and suits tobe closed ou
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Again to see me you will Know
them.” And with th at he pushed
open the swinging doors and mo­
tioned Dr. Holmes and Mr. Win­
throp to 7)888 in, while the door­
keeper in a bewildered sort of way
remarked in an undertone:
“ Well, I'll be blanked P
We carry a full line of
dress goods and Shoes
at the right prices.
fears the downward flight. I f his
cage hangs only a few inches from
the floor the little fellow peers
down in trepidation. He distrusts
Hsw He Passed a Poet and a Statsa- himself sod fears a bump. The
t
man Into the Senate.
open spaces around and above seem
During the last days of Oliver not nearly so dangerous.” —New
is prepared to transfer
Wendell Holmes’ life he visited
goods anywhere,
Washington in company with Rob­
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rt C. Winthrop, and both of the
place any time.
venerable men visited the senate
" I tell ye what it is, Silas,” said
chamber on the occasion of some U nde Mose Peavey m he and the
enable
ceremonies which crowded the gal­ letter carrier sat in the poatoffice
leries with people, so th at they were discussing t hing«
phone
Black
100,
or
Office
unable to obtain seats. They sent Squire ~ '
I Black 12$
their cards to Mr. Evarts, hoping ehot with
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Red 79
that he might arrange a place for ye please about these glass hall
Red 80
them, and when he met them in the shooters and your various cham-
marble room he explained the diffl- peen shots down in the city, but
cnlty.
there ain’t many on ’em can shoot
“The galleries are crowded, as in the same day with the squire.
know,” he said, “and the rales He kin hit a dollar throwed into
he senate admit to the floor of the air at fifty yards nine times out
the chamber only members of the o’ ten.”
two houses of congress, members of
"Yes, I reckon he kin,” said Si­
! the cabinet, justices of the supreme las. “But what if he kin? After
1 court, ex-senators, persona who all, Mose, ye know as well as I do
have received the thanks of con­ that a dollar looks ten times bigger
gress and private secretaries to sen­ to old Squire Dunkley than it does
ators. I cannot get you admission to most o’ the rest on us.”—H ar­
in any other capacity, but if you per’s Weekly.
will accept highly respectable and
remunerative
employment as my
W ednesday M islaid.
E. A . ELLIS
private secretaries I will find you
A Broadway actor got carried
G e n e r a l C o n t r a c t o r seats on the floor.” Both the poet away by the spirit of the tim et and
and the statesman accepted, and remained carried away for several
Septic tanks built after the
Mr. Evarts took them to the door, days. He came to himself in his
latest approved methods.
where he addressed the doorkeepec own room without knowing exactly
8ewer and Til* Work. Well Digging as follows:
how he got there. A friend aat be­
"My dear air, these two young side him.
men are my private secretaries.
“Hello,” he said as he opened his
Yamhill County Abstract Co. Ton will observe th at they are both eyes, “what day it thia f"
very green and ignorant, but I am
"This,” said his friend, “ia Thurs­
J. H. GIBSON, Mgr.
trying to have patience with them day/’
The only Abstract Books in
and overlook their deficiencies. 1
The invalid thought it over a
wish you would take a good look at minute.
Yamhill County
them do th at when they come hens
“What became of Wednesday?”
M c M innvtllb .
O regon
he asked.—Saturday Evening Post.
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Plumbing!
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new horns. We weald like
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E. L . E V A N S
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They Ate Him.
“Spare m e!” cried the captive,
“and I will be your slave for life.
I am a cook by trade, and I can
make you any dish you desire.”
"Well,” replied the cannibal king,
“you do look as if you would make
a good dish. I think we can use
you.”
Thia reply, being somewhat am­
biguous, left the captive in doubt
but not for long.
Oubietia.
He—’Pon my word, madam, I
should scarcely have known you,
you have altered so much!
She— For the better or for the
worse?
\ «
He- 7 -Ah. madam, you could only
change for the better!
•
•tery sf a Curious Instan«« of Telep­
athy In tl««p .
The stuff that dreams are made
of is usually of nonsense that ia
impossible in real and wideawake
life, but frequently the dreamer
see# before his sleeping eyes inci­
dents that are quite within the
range of possibility. Sometimes we
wake up with a start and cannot a t
once grasp the fact th at the realis­
tic scene we have-just been witness­
ing or taking part in was nothing
more than a baseless vision.
It baa often occurred to me
whether, when one person, peace­
fully asleep in bis bed, suddenly
finds himself mixed up with other
persona in a dreamland drama or
comedy, these other persons are
also a t the asme time transported
into the strange fairyland and find
themselves participating in enrious
ceremonies, no two persona having
precisely the tame dream, bat all
mixed op indescribably in a play
which beggars description. Until a
short time ago I had never put this
idea of telepathy in dreamland to
the test.
On a recent morning, however, 1
had a very short dream—it could
not have lasted many seconds.
Without any of the preliminary
mysteries common to -moat dreams
I found myaelf watching the vio­
lent struggles of a young man, who
appeared to be tearing everything
to tatters. In the midst of his
struggles he crystallized into one o:'
my colleagues, but whether-be was
fighting with any person or what
was the cause o f the struggle my
dream afforded not the amalles:
clew. But I felt it was my duty to
assist him in his gallant fight, ao “
sprang forward, gripped him by his
ooat collar, dragged him—my
dream ceased on the spotl
Now for the sequel. I met m;r
colleague in the afternoon, ex­
plained to him how he had been
concerned in a violent altercation
the night before and how I hac
bundled him out of the melee.
When he was told that this occurred
in a dream he at once replied tha
ho had had a very disconcerting
dream during the n ig h t He foun<
himself suddenly surrounded by a
herd of infuriated bullocks and he
had the usual dreamland struggles
in vainly endeavoring to escape
from his tormentors.
I t was when the vard long horn
of the leader of the herd was abou ;
to pierce him th a t I rescued him
He had devoted his spore time the
day before in reading exciting de­
scriptions of the behavior of herds
of buffaloes on the American plains
in past times, and 'bis dream fol
lowed almost as a m atter of course.
But why I should hove been made
a party to the incident ia more than
I can fathom.
I had read nothing and had not
been ont to dinner even, but I was
unusually tired and had gone to
bed a couple of hours earlier than
usual The explanation of the
dreamland telepathy must be left
in the hands of more capable inves­
tigators, but the facta stated above
are incontrovertible. — Pall Mall
Gazette.
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H ew to Improve It.
When Grant was president a dele­
gation went to Washington to see
about getting an appropriation for
dredging a certain stream. Th<
called on the president and tried to
interest him in the plan.
“I ^ t’a see,” said „Grant, reflect­
ively, “didn’t I cross that stream in
auch and such a campaign, jnst be­
fore we fonght each and such a
b a ttle r
“Yon certainly did, Mr. Presi­
dent,” said the spokesman of the
delegation, hopefully.
The president was siient for a
moment Then he said:
“1 remember that stream; but 1
think you’re going the wrong way
«bout to improve it. Why don’t
you macadamize it V* — Youth’s
Companion.
Domssti« Eoonomy.
“ It would appear,” sagely ob­
served a Boston divine, “that men,
like plants, adapt themselves to con­
ditions, and to illustrate this theory
I may offer the story of two men at
the Hub, one of whom said to the
other at a pleasantly critical period:
'Do you think that two can
live as cheaply as one V
‘"Before my marriage I thought
they could,’ waa the guarded reply.
“ ‘And afterward T
*‘ ‘Afterward I found that they
had to,’ ”—Lippincotf a.
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Qavs Himtalf Away.
After preaching on the occasion
of the reopening of a restored
»hurch the bishop thanked the
churchwarden, an old farmer, for
hia aharo in the good work. “And
I most thftnk your lordship for your
sermon.” was the reply, “but 1 could
not help thinking, ns you talked
about sin, thpt four lord«hip must
have been a little wildish younelf
when you were a young man.”
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