TUB NEWBERQ ORAI N ew berg G raphic . E. H. W O O D W A R D E ditor and Publisher Published sTsry Thursday m om io« Office: Graphie Batidla«. Ho. « » Urei Btioat Entered al the at Nswber«, O r a r » . $1.50 Per Y ear in A dvance M a n y a d ou btin g T h om a s be com es a b ooster fo r public im* provem ents when he finds out they are n o t g o in g t o c o s t him an yth in g in taxes. w ork . Y ear after year the fair has g r o w n until n o w it is w ith o u t d o u b t the largest o f its kind held in the state. As usual, o n the first d a y o f the fair a free au tom obile ride w ill be given t o every sch ool officer, teacher and pupil w h o m arches iq the parade. A m ong the oth er new features w ill be a B aby S h ow , A u tom obile Parade, Indian P o n y Parade, W ar Dance, H igh Dive A ct, H igh W ire Act, B alloon Ascension, Slide for Life, Band C on certs and Athletic S ports o f all kinds. N o adm is sion w ill be charged. M ost an y old election by w hich a little t w o b y fou r office W .C .T .U . ANNUAL is contested betw een t w o men ELECTION OF OFFICERS brings o u t a tull vote. I t ’ s dif ferent w hen an im personal p rop The annual election o f officers osition is up, in w hich b o th the present and future v ita l welfare o f the W. C. T. U. w a s held in the o f the w hole com m u n ity is a t M. E. church, August 9. The attendance w a s g o o d although stake. m any o f the members are ou t o f President T a ft has rendered the city. The officers brou gh t in the cou n try a great benefit in the yea r’ s rep ort o f the w ork his decisive v e to o f the Arizona- d one in the different branches, o f N ew M exico sta teh ood bill be the Union sh ow in g a decided cause o f the p rov ision fo r the advance. The follow in g officers p op u la r recall o f ju d g es found in were elected: M rs. L. Welter, president; M rs. the A rizon a con stitu tion . By Li*.» interposing a check upon J. C. H odson , vice president; D em ocracy run m ad he is d oin g M rs. T. E. W right, secretary; the cause o f real D em ocracy a M rs. M a ria B ow erm an, treas urer. distinguished service. sincere The E vening Telegram has regret tne m em oers accepted the never m ade such loud p rotesta resignation o f the form er pres tion s o f h oly zeal for the welfare ident, M rs. L o ttie H annon, w h o of the public as has one o f its has given up the presidency be flam ing neighbor con tem p ora cause she has entered a larger ries. B u t the Telegram , n o w as field o f service for w om en . She ever, is dealing sledge ham m er w as a lw a y s an earnest and b lo w s in the cause o f decency enthusiastic w ork er and the and g o o d citizenship in P o r t Union has g r o w n b o th in land, while aforesaid contem m em bership and interest under p ora ry w hich verily “ d o th p r o her efficient m anagem ent. The test t o o m uch,” is asleep a t the best wishes o f her m any friends sw itch, w ith one eye, w hile slyly g o w ith her in her new w ork . w in k in g the other. W hile w e k n o w w e have lost a faithful member, the Union has W hether o r n o t the United been fortu n ate in securing the States Senate is p layin g fo o l service o f M rs. Welter, a very p olitics in h old in g up the arbi able w ork er, for president, and tra tio n treaties fo r the purpose she h as the kindliest su p p ort o f o f ven tin g a little sch ool b o y every m em ber o f the Union. The spite on A m bassador Bryce, it next m eeting w ill be held a t the could n ot m ore strikingly dem hom e o f M rs. H annon, corner o f on stra te the truth o f his criti Sch ool and 5th S t., A u gust 23. cism s o f it m ade m any years a g o The Rev. E dith H ill B ook er in his “ Am erican C om m on will be present and preside a t an w ealth .” In its fatu ou s ob d u r E vangelistic m eeting. A free acy it seems determ ined t o ape w ill offering w ill be taken. E very as far as possible the upper m em ber is requested t o be present, house o f the British Parliam ent and all friends are m ost cord ia lly —w hich has lately been dehorned invited. Press C orrespondent. am id such noisom e bu t helpless bellow in g and p a w in g up o f the PRESIDENT JORDAN ON dust. ALCOHOL AS A STIMULANT The Southern Pacific schedule makers have com e th rou gh w ith another o f their periodical dem onstration s o f h o w they can ball up things on this division, w ith n o result other than the d iscom fiture o f their patron s. The m orning train ou t o f P ortla n d , by leaving a t 7.15 instead o f 7.40, ju st misses connection w ith the eastern mail trains. As a result all eastern mail for New- berg reaches here in the evening instead o f in the m orning, in v olv in g a delay of eight hours. F o r the rural delivery p a tron s it means a delay of tw en ty-fou r hours, o r an hour for every g o ld en m om ent the S. P. seeks t o coin, and all because—because, well, w hy? YAMHILL COUNTY SCHOOL FAIR The Yamhill C ou nty School F air w ill be held in M cM innville fou r d ays beginning, Sept. 19th. As there has been over t w o th ou sand dollars in cash pledged t o su p port the fair this year, there is every indication th a t it will be larger and better than ever. G reat interest th rou gh ou t the co u n ty is being taken b y the va riou s sch ools and no d ou b t the first floor o f the large pavilion w ill be entirely filled w ith ex hibits. As m ost people in the co u n ty k n o w , this fair w a s begun b y ou r present State School Superintendent, L. R. Alderman w ith the belief th a t these in d ustrial exhibits w ould tend t o rouse a grea t interest in the public sch ool in th at kind of One o f the m ost interesting a d dresses delivered a t the recent N ational E d u cation A ssocia tion in San F ran cisco, w a s b y D avid S tarr J ord on , o f Leland Stanford U niversity. Dr. J ord on said in part: I am here to d a y t o repre sent the w o rk o f the W om a n ’s C hristian Tem perance Union. There is n o t a single th in g t o b rin g y o u on the subject o f alcoh ol, b u t w e m ust train the children in order th a t the men and w om en o f the next genera tion m a y k n o w and feel w h a t w e k n ow and feel. We are here t o discuss tem perance, w hich is m oderation ; b u t th e only m od era tion in a lcoh ol is t o cut it all ou t, as scientific men have clearly p roved . A lcoh ol, in the first place, in large o r small quantities, is ord in arily termed a stim ulant. This is false. A lcohol is,n ot a stim ulant, it is a lw a y s depresent; it a lw a y s cuts d o w n w h a t ou r nerves are d oin g. Nerves should a ct as restraints. C haracter building is stiffening. The effect o f a lcoh ol is best described b y a Germ an w o rd w hich m eans loosening up. This effect is described as stim ulating, bu t it is stim ulating in the same w a y th a t a hen’s head is when it is cut off—flops around v ig orou sly, and one should n ot desire t o be stim ulated in this w a y . The clearest effect o f alcoh ol is th a t it disturbs ac curacy. N o one can see o r feel or reason a s accurately w i t h alcoh ol as w ith ou t it. Freedom o f action is limited through this lack of accuracy. Under the Auf. l7. >9» influence o f alcoh ol, the pitcher in baseball ca n n ot pitch his curved ball neither can the fo o t ball player p la y the gam e w ith his accustom ed skill. Come In and Look Over This Week’s Specialties METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH ¡ Next S abb ath a t 11 a.m . the p a stor o f this church w ill preach a peculiar serm on. He w ill im agine him self living on a lone ly island and through all his life he has been in a state o f uncon sciousness. Next Sunday he w akes up w ith his mind developed to the extent th a t it is. He haa never seen a bible o r a church, never heard a w o rd a b o u t G od o r Christ. As be aw akens from this state o f unconsciousnea nature makes certain im pressions on him. He begins t o thigik; he passes th rou gh a m ental process, a spiritual struggle urftil he emerges ou t o f darkness in to the sunlight o f aC h ristian experience. People w h o w ou ld like t o k n o w h o w a m an becom es a Christian, should n o t fail t o hear this sermon. E v erybod y invited. There w ill be n o preaching a t night because of the union meet ing a t the Friends church. The fourth and last Q uarterly Conference next M on d a y, A ug. 21, 7:3 0 p.m . CHEHALEM CENTER Mr. and Mrs. N. A. Smith were business callers in Portland Saturday. G. C. Palmer and family and Mrs. Ridgway and Miss Ina Ridg- way returned Saturday from their travels to the coast, having been gone almost a month. Mrs. Patience Woolworth, o f Portland, is visiting her sister, Mrs. H. D. Harford at present. Mr. T..E . Boles and family left Wednesday for their home in Kansas. O f course we expect them to return to old Oregon the near future. Miss Foster, o f Salem, has been visiting the Misses Maude and Mildred Wills. Rev. J. Frederick Hanson will conduct the services at the church Sunday morning and evening. Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Steward and young sons, o f McMinnville, were visitors this week with Jno. Crater and family. Mrs. Steward was formerally Edna Graham o f this place. A young son recently arrived at the home o f Orville W estfall Quite a few o f the Chehalem Center crowd attended the medal contest at Dundee last Friday night, our class contesting there at that time. The contestants did w ell Miss Elsie Tangen receiv ing the medal. Chas. Shires-and family and Alfred Smith and w ife are out on a trip to the coast The ladies o f the W. C. T. U quite a few in number, gathered at the home o f Mrs. H. D. Har ford last Wednesday. Mrs. S. W. Newhouse resigned as pres ident and Miss Maude Wills was elected in her place. A fter the adjournment a very social hour was spent while the hostess served ice cream and cake. Next the meeting will be at home o f Mrs. S. W. Newhouse- Don Peterson and mother, o f Portland, were out Sunday, visit ing at A. Hendrickson’s. SPROUT & GEORGE Successors to BEAN Staple and Fancy Groceriea and Queenaware 7)4 First Street Phone Blue 82 Kitchen Clothes Dryers Fruit Ladders Sewing Machines Tripple Plate Granlteware ( We have on hand a fine line of Hop Supplies S e e o u r l i n e o f K e e n K u t t e r H a r d w a r e a n d T o o ls , d ir e c t s h ip m e n t f r o m t h e E a s t . • <?. S i. TTferchant ¿hardware Co SAW THE SIGHTS. ■van Though Ho Mi Mod the Muoouma, Big Building« and Perks. “ Well, U nde Timrod,” says the nephev after breakfast, “ I wish I could take you around to see the lights of the city today, hut Fve got B lo t of important business on hand, ao I’ll have to let yon ran around by yourself. Here’s a list of the mu seums, city hall, public buildings, parks and things like that, with di rections how to get to each one.” That evening Uncle Timrod comes heme weary, but satisfied. “ Well,” asked the nephew, “ did yon have any trouble finding your •around?5’ way-ai “ No o ; I got on fine,” says Uncle Timrod contentedly. “ And did yon think the public buildings and museums and parks were as fine as yon expected ?” “ Well, Jimmy, I tell you. I got so interested seein’ sight that I never got to one'o’ them places. I seen a machine in a window that taffy, an’ a whole lot o’ fancy •i in another, an’ one place I segn a.clock that tells th’ time any where on earth, an’ I seen a whole window full o’ canary birds an’ pupa, an’ I looked into a barber shop that had wimmen barbers, an’ I seen the fire engines run an’ the patrol wagon comes and takes a fel ler to jail, an’ a street car ran into a automobile, an’ a ’lectric train whizrin’ round an’ round in another window, an’ nigh on to fifty barrels q’ apples in front of a store, an’ a compass in a window, an’ a place whur they cut oysters open fer ye— an’ I et a dozen right there— an’ a feller paintin’ picters in a window an’ sell in’ em frames an’ all fer a dollar an’ two bits apiece, an’— oh laws! I can’t begin to tell ye all th’ sights I seen. I’ m clean tuckered out, an’ my neck hurts because I watched two fellers washin’ win dows ’way up nineteen floors f ’om th’ ground. I counted it three times. Twicet I made it nineteen an’ oncet twenty, so I guess I’m on th’ safe side. Yep, I certainly have been seein’ th’ sights, Jimmy.” —Judge. Livery. Stories of Success ■OU T M. LafOLLCTTE 3 and 4 per cen t paid on Certificates o f Deposit and Savings Accounts. The First National Bank O F NEWBERG them as worn in Provence, witn a hundred seams, lined with silver and curiously worked. Tuscany, with Leghorn as the center, took up the work early in the fifteenth century and has maintained it with considerable skill ever since. oaa m ue ooys, you Know. Son— Oh, he ain’t a had little boy, mamma. He’s a good little ^ y. He’s been to the reform school o times, and they’ ve let him out each time on account of good be- 1 havior. it Seems So. New Qame. “ What waa that tiresome old ex- The little son of the family hap- ned to be idling his time in the plorer talking about?” inquired tha tchen when the colored porter languid lady. “ Progressive jgressive Patagonia.” Pi came np out o f the cellar, where he d how do yi “ And von m play it?” — had been shoveling coal into the heater, grasped the white towel Louisville Courier-Journal. hanging on the door and passed Spelled Her Day. into the hall. For an instant the In the days when executions were yonth gazed awestruck at the coal dust impressions left on the towel, still carried ont in public a servant then yelled after the retreating ne girl upon one occasion begged her mistress to allow her a day out for gro: epurpoee which eha did not divulge^ “ Oh, Sam, yonr color’s coming The lady of tha house gave the re off!” — Judge’s Library. quired permission, and ths girl ac cordingly went off for the day, but Vieter Huge's Rival. Once while traveling some die-* returnea in the evening weeping ytnee by rail Victor Hugo fell into copiously. “ Why, Mary,” asked her kindly conversation with a stranger who entertained the great author with mistress, greatly perturbed at the much egotistic talk. The author of poor girl’s evident distress, “ what "Lea Miserablcs,” having arrived at on earth is yonr trouble ? Tell me. his destination, waa about to leave and perhaps I can help yon. “ Oh, ma’am,” blabbered Mary, “ I the train when the stranger said: went to eee the man hanged at Balia- "You may, perhaps, like to know bury, b-b-but he's been reprieved! If» who I am. I am Victor Hugo.” rHpw odd!” remarked the real — London Tit-Bits. Hugo. “ So am I.” Our word “livery” is derived, through the French, from the Latin “ liberare,” to deliver; hence a livery I t meant something deliv- or freely given and came to be applied to an allowance o f food or clothes. From Norman times an English nobleman allotted a fixed “ livery” of bread, wine and candles to his servants for their private use. An allowance of provender for a horse was also called a livery, and a horse fed and groomed for its owner at a fixed charge was said to be “ at liv ery” In the middle ages “ livery” was worn by any one who was in any sense in the service o f another of superior rank or station. The trading companies of the city o f London used to provide a special attire for their freemen, Merinee and Bailers. who became known as liverymen, a Marines are really soldiers serv title which they still retain. ing on shipboard, and not sailors. They are a part of tbs armament of Straw Hats the ship, not a part o f its crew. The earliest makers of straw hats The marine system began in the were unquestionably the Chinese. British navv about the yeer 1665, Their work was by no means rough srhen an order in council authorised tn character, but plaited and sewed the raising o f 1,200 soldiers for sea together with considerable skill, aa service. The system, however, of seen today in the neighbor- having soldiers exclusively for eerv- Jof Canton. In Europe hats ioe at eee waa not carried into ef were first made in Paris fey a Swiss fect until 1698, when two marine so eafty as 1404, and ws find men- regiments were formed. ioned among the entries of an T: Well Behaved. invepfipy of th* effects of Sir John Fastolfe, 1459, “ four strswen Mother— I don’t like the looks of hattes,” showing them to have been that boy I aaw you (flaying with on great- rarities. Ooryatt mentions ths street. You must not play with The Wily Quaker. A Quaker had his house broken into by a burglar and several val uables stolen. He did not inform the police, however, bet kept the affair to himself. The following evening a neigh - bor remarked to him: ................ dr : “ T am sorry to hear of your house being rob bed, Mr. Fry. I hope yeur lose is not heevy?” “ Friend," said tha Quaker, “ thou must know ths extent e l my leae as wall aa I can do since thou art the burglar. I spoke not to a soul of what had happened, and thou art tho first to mentían it to me; henoe I know thou art the burglar and S f g o t T ? '* thee fee 0 9 property.”