Newberg graphic., April 20, 1911, Page 4, Image 4

THE NEWBERG GRAPHIC. April zo , 1911
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Newberg Graphic
H. W O O D W A R D
Editor and Publtaher
and ap p reciation . The invited
guests w ere Isaac and E lizabeth
H inshaw , ages 8 0 and 74 years;
H enry and M ary M ills, ages 81
and 79 years; A sa and Sarah
K elsey, ages 72 and 77 years;
M ilton and M ary Jane N ew lin,
ages 77 and 73 years; T en itia
Snider, age 7 4 years; Jam es P.
and A nna M . Price, ages 68 and
56 years; Vernon and H attie
H insh aw and son V irgil, E verett
and O ra H . W hite M iss Id a
H insh aw , E dson and L aura H .
W righ t and son bean e.
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FICKLE FASHION.
•erne of tho Thing« That Start Stylsa
or KIM Dtem.
It is not easy to kill a fashion,
but it may be done with authority
Published every Thursday moraine
ind skill. Authority comes in with
O R « « : Graphic Building. No. «00 First Street
the postmaster general’s limitation
■tered at the poetoRee at Newberg, Oregon,
of the cardboard box to six feet
crond-class matter.
(measured either way), which means,
being interpreted, that the postmas­
$1.50 Par Yaar in Advance
ter general, being a man, forbids
you, being a woman, to achieve by
parcels poet a hat which is above the
It is t o o m uch fo r the V erm ilion
regulation government official size.
co u n ty gran d ju r y t o even sus­
Whatever you are, ladies, the post­
p ect th a t there w a s a n y fraud
master general, with his tape meas­
com m itted in the election o f
ure, remembers what you wear.
“ Uncle J oe.” Perish the th ou g h t!
The postmaster general and tha
lady who was hanged in a black silk
MAULED BY A LION.
iress are not alone in the setting o f
E x-V ice President F airban k s is
q u oted as h a v in g said in a recent An Cast African H untar Who W m fashion. The size o f the hat is linn
ited by the size o f the bandbox the
Pretty Close to Death.
in terview
th a t he considered
A story o f another addition to postoffice will accept, and the wom­
P ortla n d , th e p rettiest c ity in the
an o f England said they would bt
w h o l e co u n try . W e a lw a y s the long list o f hunters injured by hanged if they wore a black silk
th o u g h t F a irb a n k s h ad a g o o d lion* comes from British East Afri­ Iress in which a notorious lady was
ca and is printed in Forest and strangled. Bnt a budding fashion
head fo r discernm ent and th a t he
Stream. The account of the in­ was curiously squashed in the end
w a s a m an o f sound ju dgem en t.
jury t o U r. Harry Williams, the of the last century, the fur cape, a
African explorer, is given by the useful article and ornamental to the
T re a tin g recreant p u blic offi­
dim. A fat duchess saw herself in
victim as follows:
cia ls t o th e recall is g e ttin g t o be
One'day I was out alone, having the glass, saw that it did not suit
qu ite the th in g these d a y s and only my two gun bearers with me. her stubby figure and dressed her
P ortla n d is g e ttin g in on the when I saw a lion on the right, soachman in it. And the fur cape
became so unfashionable that even
w a v e b y ta k in g steps t o tr y it about 300 yards away.
footmen struck.
I put up my hand as a signal to
o n D istrict A ttorn ey C am eron.
Both black satih dresses and
A nd a t th is d istan ce it lo o k s like my head gun bearer to come up with white lace veils went immediately
th ey had a g o o d field fo r en­ a spare rifle, and together we work­ m t o f fashion when s murderess
ed closer and closer to the lion. The
wore them at her execution. The
d e a v o r in th is instance.
beast seemed to have no intention
woman was Mrs. Manning, who, with
o f stopping, so I struck one hand
W ith ou t a n y g rea t sketch o f on the hack o f the other. The lion her husband, was executed for the
th e m em ory, the tim e can be re­ seemed to decide upon retreat, foi murder o f a man named O’ Connor
before Horsemonger lane jail on
called w hen it w a s considered he turned and trotted awav.
Nov. 13, 1849.
I fired both barrels o f my 450
im m odest fo r a la d y t o ride as­
A particular kind o f black beaver
at him. One shot reached him in
trid e a h orse, b u t tim es have
Oat fell in popularity when Frans
the flank. I t was only a slight
ch an ged. A new s n ote from flesh wound, but it paralyzed him Muller was in 1864 hanged for the
K la m a th F a lls says M rs. Fannie for the moment, and he sat down murder o f Thomas Briggs on the
North London railway. Muller’ s
V. M arsh , a p re tty w id o w , and on his haunches like a dog. A fter a
oat, found in the railway carriage,
Joseph H essing w ere m arried in few minutes he got .up and went formed the connecting link in a re­
th a t c ity la st S unday w hile as- into a bit o f open bush.
markable chain o f circumstantial
N ot knowing what state the
jvidence. Henceforth “ mullers,”
tride th eir sa d d le h orses. V erily
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brnte might be in, I made for a big
it depends on the p o in t o f view . ’ open patch on my left front, hoping is they were called, were tabooed,
ind anybody who wore one risked
to get a better sight o f him. The “ u.
J
D. K v P earson s, o f C h ica go, bon, however, had been watching
i? ™ !
While in England garments have
celebrated his n in ety-first birth ­ me and now came straight at me at Deen made unfashionable by fignr-
pace.
d a y a n siv era a iy la st w eek b y a terrifying
i f . a dead ™
o f criminals,
I T thought C
m ™
yself
man, Knt
but * 8 ‘ t the .. execution
...
rou n d in g o u t th e final d istribu ­
n France the public executioner at
with the courage b o m o f despair
t io n o f $ 5 ,0 0 0 ,0 0 0 o f his w ealth I raised m y rifle in both hands and me time actually set the fashion.
fo r ed u ca tion a l and oth er w o rth y struck him across the side o f the 3anson, the executioner, was fa-
nous fo r the richness o f his attire
pu rposes, w hile H etty Green head. Almost simultaneously he
ind attracted such attention there-
m ade her old h eart g la d b y hand­ ducked and seized me by the right >y that just before the revolution he
in g o v e r t o her son $ 1 0 0 ,0 0 0 ,- leg, shaking me from side to side as was forbidden to wear blue, which -
i f I had been a rat. *
was a nobleman’s color. By way o f
0 0 0 t o be used in establish in g a
A t that moment my gun bearer
ch ain o f ban ks from th e A tlan tic came up while the lion was actually protest he made himself even more
gorgeous and despite his office made
t o the P acific. D oin g g o o d w ith mauling me, shoved the rifle he car­
;he green cloth which he adopted
m on ey all depends on the p oin t ried down to me and asked me how fashionable with the court dandies,
to turn the safety catch. I had suf­
o f view , it seems.
who imitated both the cut and color
ficient presence o f mind to be able
>f his clothes.— London Chronicle.
to explain in a second, and the gun
The O regon E lectric people bearer fired.
An Old Welsh W ay.
The lion left me and rushed into
n o w announce th a t th e proposed
The quaint old Welsh way in
exten sion in to Y am hill cou n ty a hush five yards away, giving me which Swansea women carry their
time to put two cartridges in my
Dabies attracts every one’s notice
w ill n o t be bu ilt before 191 2 and
rifle while I still lay on the ground.
when visiting that town for the
n o assurance is given th a t w ork
Raising myBelf to fire, I saw that
w ill begin
then.
T h is w ill the lion was in the act o f springing. irst time. A big shawl -over the
•ight shoulder is drawn down to the
p ro b a b ly ease up the scare th a t I fired both barrels from my hip at eft hip, where the two ends o f the
im pelled the Southern P acific t o his head, the “ boy” firing at the ihawl are met and held together,
com e ou t recently w ith the sta te­ same time, and the brute rolled over forming a sort o f pouch or pocket,
dead.
n which the baby snuggles cozily
m ent th a t their W est Side lines
I fell beck again and for a few ind safely. Its weight is so sup-
w ou ld be electrified th is season moments half swooned. But as
jorted by the hip and distributed
and there w ill be “ n oth in g d o ­ soon as the second gun bearer came jy the shawl over the whole upper
in g ” there. B u t d id n ’t w e up I sent him off to find camp and » r t o f the body that there is no
“ a rg u fy ” in the d eb a tin g clubs bring back some men to carry me »train at all or any tiring o f the
in. For an hour I lay there, and irms. This probably accounts for
w hen w e w ere h oy s th a t “ There
then half the camp turned up, and die upright carriage o f the Welsh
is m ore pleasure in pu rsu it than I was carried in on a bed. I shall
nother. Moreover, the method is
in possession ? ”
never forget the agony o f that jour­ :omfortable for the child and so
ney.
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tafe that in Swansea small boys
A Salem new s n ote says ar­
rangem ents are bein g m ade w ith
th e p a stors in the C a p ita l city
t o d ev ote one d a y t o b o o s tin g
fo r Salem , w hen each m inister is
t o preach a serm on lau d in g the
resou rces o f the city . T h ey w ill,
o f cou rse, be expected t o tell in
eloqu en t w ord s th a t a liberal
d istrib u tion o f “ th irst p a rlors”
h as been m ade th rou g h ou t the
c it y s o th a t n o one need com ­
p la in o f a lack o f th ro a t irriga­
tio n , and a lso th a t all the church
m em bers p a y their dues p rom p t­
ly , thus cau sin g n o d elay in the
p aym en t o f the p a sto rs’ salaries.
I t p a y s t o advertise.
iwathed in their mothers’ shawls
Quenching Thirst at Sea.
Many years ago Dr. H ing sug­ ire seen carrying the family’ s latest
gested to Captain Kennedy that jaby.— London Chronicle.
thirst might be quenched by dip­
Dickene and His Titloe.
ping the clothing in salt water and
Charles Dickens had great diffi­
putting it on without wringing it
culty in choosing titles for hit ra­
out. T he captain on being cast
dons publications. The following
away succeeded in persuading some
t a list o f fourteen suggestions giv­
o f the men to follow his example,
en by the author to his adviser, Fos­
and they all survived, while the four
ter, fo r the title o f one book, out
who refused and drank salt water
if which, need hardly be added, No.
became delirious and died.- Captain
I was chosen: 1. According to
Kennedy goes on to say, “ After
>ocker. 2. Prove It. 3. Stubborn
these operations we uniformly
rhings. 4. Mr. Qrandgrind’s Facts.
found that the violent thirst went
». The Orindstone. 6. Hard Times.
off and the parched tongue was
f. Tw o and Two Are Four. 8. Some-
cured in a few minutes when we
hing Tangible. 9. Our Hard Head-
had bathed and washed our clothes,
id Friend. 10. Rust and Dust. 11.
while we found ourselves as much
limple Arithmetic. 12. A Matter
refreshed as if we had received
if Calculation. 13. A Mere Matter
some actual nourishment.” — Lon­
if Figures.
14. The Qrandgrind
don Standard.
Philosophy.
BOTH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATED
A very en joyable b irth d ay par-
t y w as given a t the hom e o fM r.
and M rs. T . E. W righ t, on S ch ool
street S atu rd ay, A pril 15, the
o cca sio n being the 80th birth ­
d a y o f Isaac H inshaw .
The
hom e w a s nicely d ecora ted in
green and w hite and a sum p-
tio u s dinner w as prepared; after
a ll had pertaken o f it, the guests
w ere h igh ly entertained b y Asa
K elsey, tellin g us several stories,
w h ich w ere b o th in stru ctive and
am u sin g. The com p a n y departed
le a v in g num erous token s o f love
renoh Brier Root.
,
We have ju st received
and assembled our second
load o f buggies, consist­
ing o f the follow ing well
k n o w n and guaranteed
makes, ranging in prices
$60.00 Up
“WORLD.” “MOON”
and the “BANNER” are
the three lines, without
question the most popular
and up-to-date on the
m arket
The fact that we have had the foresight and capital to bring them d irect in quantities,
from the factory, thereby elim inating the jobbers’ profit makes it possible for us to place
them on the m arket at the above popular prices.
6,
9/ferchant
Too Much.
A certain young fellow has got
the parrot’s complaint— he talks too
much. A n d this is how it let him
iown a cropper at an important in­
terview.
. “ Y ou love my daughter?” said the
fid man.
“ Love h e r!” he exclaimed pas-
uonately. “ Why, I would die for
!ier! For one soft glance from those
jweet eyes I would hurl myself from
fonder cliff and perish, a bleeding,
bruised, mass, upon the rocks 200
feet below !”
The old man shook his head.
‘T m something o f a liar myself,”
be said, “ and one is enough in a
imall family like mine.” — London
Slobe.
The Yeung Lebeter.
From the eggs o f the lobster are
matched c reatures not in thfe feast
resembling their parents— little fel-
ows that swim with featherlike lo-
;omotive organs near the surface o f
;he water. At the end o f six weeks
fiiey develop legs— unless, as is high-
bable. they have previously
y probable.
peen devoured by fishes or other
Snemiee— becoming thereupon small
obsters o f familiar shape. Hav-
ng reached this stage j>f* growth,
;he young lobsters become walking
inimals, and, sinking to the bottom,
mmediatelv seek hiding places to
jrotect them from their foes.
W hen
a
m an
com es
a lon g
N ot infrequently the exalted
w hinning th a t he is the victim o f lod ge m em ber, the w h ack o f
circum stances, the chances are w h ose ga vel brings all the m em ­
bers up stan din g, tak es o ff his
th a t the circum stances w ere con­
shoes ou tside the d o o r w hen he
tained w ith in iron -bou n d staves
goes hom e, lest he w aken his
and labeled “ Old R y e.”
w ife.
F rom Farm Journal.
Photographer
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ro BRADLEY)
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College Street, Between First and Second
Tw o Made Good Company.
Alderman Jinks was describing a
magnificent feast he had assisted at
the previous evening.
“ Yes,” he said, smacking his lips,
“ I never enjoyed a spread so much.
Oh, that turkey!
What a bird!
They had it stuffed to the eyes with
truffles, and the flesh positively
melted in the mouth. Nothing was
left but the bones.”
“ How many were you ?” some one
asked.
~ ^
“ Oh, only two o f us,” was the
somewhat startling reply.
“ W hat! Only tw o?”
“ Yes, two. Why
key and myself.” —^Stray
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Oily.
French brier, like many other
A c enlightened Glasgow woman
things, is wrongly named, since it tat named her twin daughten Gas-
does not come from France, but iline and Kerosene. The father’s
from Italy. French brier is really lame is Pete Roleum, while her
Italian furze, a growth o f the Tus­ iwn is Rosaline. It is to be hoped
can Alps. The plant is most care­ hat the babies will grow up par-
fully cultivated, all the sprouts and iffin girls, for then the man who
leaves being kept well pruned, thus narries into that family will un-
allowing the sap to go almost en­ loubtedly strike oil. Of coarse
tirely to the root. Tne root is cut here is some likelihood that spark-
when fully developed, boiled and ng in the immediate neighborhood
dried. It takes six or eight years •f these girls may prove a some­
fo r the drying process to complete what dangerous pastime and that
itself. The best brier pipe is one when they do make a match of it
thst is cut across the grain o f the hey Rill have to be very carefully
root, and the grain shonld be bird’s zmdled lest the husbands find
eye. Such a pipe will last a lifetime hemselves in the wrong box. —
with proper care. — New York xmdon Scraps.
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