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; 'f 'j W' ? e* v*. ! 1 . P , ' • j *1 ■ 1 ,,V * t r — ' . ■ ;• \ . w ■ " . /• \ 1' , ■ • ,• »W 1' v • ’ V N.. ■ ‘ . ' ’ ■ • '4 \ 1 THE NEWBERG O R A P H IC . riardi 9 . I9 H E xclu sive A g e n c y f o r Peters S h oes, P ersian a C o rse ts, Zion City L a c e s, Majffnplia C o ffe e and the W o r ld F a m o u s B roa d w a y M od el Clothing E. C. BAIRD We have a complete line o f spring dress goods, Our new spring goods are arriving daily and they are mar vels o f beauty. W e have bought these goods in the eastern market at prices that enable us to offer them to you at prices less than you can buy them in Portland. W e are always glad to have you come in and inspect our new goods whether you want to buy or not. jd L I I Ä * ÜÜJ'! "f'l"' ". ?" L1 1 3000 YARDS O F ZION CITY LACES the regular 10c and 15c values.............. 2000 YARDS O F EMBROIDERY 3 to 14 inches wide on sale at..... ;____ £ . .......... * * | w A good plaid dress goods for dresses and skirts for school girls, now on sale j Kn at per y a rd ................................ . ...... A full line o f Persiana Corsets, a corset to fit every form In In talking o f pneumonia to peo ple in general it is necessary to aay and repeat many times that pneu monia is not a bad cold run mad, for this conviction appears to be in vincibly lodged in the lay mind. Pneumonia is first, last and all the time an acute local disease of the lungs, which, according to the gravity o f the case, become more or less consolidated or choked up. The more o f the lung tissue that is thus choked the less the lungs are able to breathe. The first consequence o f this helplessness on the part of the lungs is that the heart— that gallant organ— labors to get enough blood to keep things going, and this is why we see the distressing rapid and shallow breathing so character istic o f the disease. ’ With all the heart can do it can only pump blood; it cannot oxy genate it— that is the function of the lungs. Presently, therefore, the blood stream becomes more and more impure, owing to lack o f oxy- C , and in those cases ending in th one o f two things happens— either the heart gives out entirely, unable to stand the strain pat upon it, or else the system is overcome by toxin»—that is to say, by the impu rity induced by the lack of oxygena tion. ~ It has long been recognized that what the pneumohia patient needs is oxygen, and we are n o w . sure that this is best supplied by a direct current of fresh air from outside and that this fresh air should be the basis o f all treatment from the very beginning. Too often has life been lost by a failure to recognize this truth or by a belief that rushing in canned oxy- ? ;en at the last moment would e l ect a cure. There is less pneumo nia among country dwellers than among city people. There is less pneumonia among people who venti late well than among the stuffy. And there is less pneumonia in the summer than in the winter, because m the summer there is free circula tion of air through all our houses. The ideal treatment o f pneumonia is to carry the patient into the open air and keep him there with proper precautions against wind and weather. Bnt as this cannot always be done the patient can at least be placed in the largest, sunniest and best ventilated room in the house. I f possible s ream with windows $ i.o o up Th* Retort Baroastio. Dr. Scott, joint parent with Lid dell o f the well known Greek lexi con, was at one time master o f Bal- liol college, Oxford university, and master at all times o f quiet sarcasm. A noble lord who had rooms in the buildings which adjoined the master’s house and who, contrary to regulations, kept a dog in college went to complain o f the noise made by cate. A fter he had expatiated for some little time on this griev ance Dr. Scott said, with the gen tle, slow drawl which lent additional force to his smiles: “ Is that a cat, Lord Donough- more, that I hear barking on your staircase every night V Tim * Is Money. Patron— I want these shoes half soled, the heels straightened, a patch put on where that hole is, all the missing eyelets replaced, an other little patch right there and everything else fixed that seems to need fixing, and I want yon to do a good job, nse good leather, and if the heels need another lift— Shoemaker (interrupting)— Least said, soonest mended.— Chicago Tribune. H* M*r*ly Mad* It. “ Mv boy doesn't seem to have got here very well,” said the )t along alo office boy’s father. “ Well, to be perfectly frank with you,” replied the employer, “ I must say no.” “ A h ! What’s the trouble ?” “ He hasn’t anv trouble; it’s the rest o f us who have had th a t” — Chicago Trihune. R*al 0*n*ro«ity. ’ Old Gent— Have you a vanishing ink that disappears quickly? Clerk— Yes, sir. Going to make sure o f no breach o f promise suit? Old Gent— Oh, n o; going to give mv daughter a check fo r a hundred thousand as a wedding prewat.— - Boston Transcript $1 to $2.50 each 25 dozen ladies handkerchiefs on sale Baird 5c each Ladies W ash Gingham Underskirts at 50c each G ood Heavy Crash Toweling at 8 cents per yard COMPLETE LINE O F SILKS C f in taffeta, foulards, messaline, etc WOMEN’S PETTICOATS, all colors * 1 You should see them, prices................. A A i l ' W . A A ' • W A A U > « p O -U U . J Be / w „ 1 C a C tl 1 W e are adding d a ily to our list o f V a T O C C r ie S grocery customers. Can we not ---------------------------- :--------add your name to the list? It is our constant aim to give your nothing but good clean fresh groceries at the very lowest prices possible. Phone us your orders and we will do our very best to please you. ~m Space will not permit us to quote you prices but don’ t forget that we have a com? plete line for the whole family at correct prices for shoes that’s guaranteed to wear on two sides is much to be preferred to one which can be opened only to one point o f the compass. By a system o f screening it can always be managed that a direct current o f very cold air shall not blow right on the bed, bat the air o f the room should be constantly renewed and always cool. 0 O f all “ cranks” the “ fresh air crank” is the sanest, and his re ward in the pneumonia sickroom is a rich one.— Youth’s Companion. A big line o f Ladies’ Spring Waists just received. These are real values at fin*hamSinNewberK. 10c per yard $10.50 to $18 E. C. BAIRD Ladies!!™! Waists 1 5 c ea ch We have the largest anti best line o f dress We can and do save you money on every suit o f clothes bought from us. We have them at from $10.50 to $18.00 Look them over before you buy. It will pay you. Silk hose, all colors at per ptiiF. Impertanee of Fresh Ale Treating This Dissass. Brian» * , Ml .fa ¿Men’s Clothing 50c to $3.00 each The Ratdym « te ¿B ta . «Up* good 10c a yd A few pieces o f dress goods, 52 inches wide, the regular 75c value, on sale now at per yard......... ................................ 0U C PNEUMONIA. Ai?l! *i“ .r^ y m,de‘ h*et.. 55c eaeh LADIES’ HANDKERCHIEF Cov«r Embroideries .peci.1 ri 28c yJ | A big line o f Percales, all colors, neat patterns, 32 to 36 in., per yd 12%c and You must see them to appreciate their value and 7c per yd " S ï î Ï Ï Â 65c and 85c yd ™ *4 - ° ° up q i S S S d..10c to 50c per yard JÜ .1.! » MM A Dandy G ood W hit« Table Linen at 25c per I Whk < W E. C. BAIRD . FUNERALS IN BRAZIL E. C. BAIRD in England in 1695, and ii continued T h * y A r * R a th ir J o yo u s E v s n ts W ith in operation till 1706. William m . • H oliday D a v o r. wanted money to carry on the war One o f the questions asked by the with France, and this was an easy Brazilian housekeeper in engaging task o f raising it. Every bachelor a new servant is whether she be o f twenty-five and every childless longs to a funeral association. widower o f five years’ standing had These associations are organized to pay a minimum tax o f .a shilling chiefly among poor people. Any a year fo r five years, rising accord one may join ; membership is se ing to the social standing o f the cured by the payment o f a small an- taxpayer. Moreover, a tax was lev nual fee. There are no constitu ied in thè case o f all births, mar tions or bylaws, and there is only riages and burials, this also gradu one obligation— every member must ated according to rank. Toward attend every funeral o f a fellow the end o f the eighteenth century member. As the associations have unmarried men over twenty-one thousands o f members deaths occur who had servants had to pay extra often, and so Brazilian housekeep taxation and later on to contribute ers are often left without servants. a greater proportion o f the income It might seem burdensome to tax. 4 ' have to go to so many funerals, but I S a v ed by a Jake. this is not the case. A funeral in Students o f Edinburgh university Brazil is a happy ocoasion for near who could not spell fell on evil days ly all its participants. They get a when Professor Traill, editor o f a day off, and a holiday is always wel former edition o f the Encyclopae comed by the Brazilians; then they dia Britannica, was an examiner. meet their friends and can gossip According to Professor Knight’s and flirt, and, still better, whisky “ Recollections,” Professor Traill and a free dinner are served to the one day objected to a candidate for mourners. graduation, who was a native of They constitute one o f the Ceylon, on the ground o f false strange sights o f Rio de Janeiro, spelling. these funeral processions. Rain or “ Why, he actually spelled exceed shine, long processions o f laughing with one ‘e !’ ” said he. and chatting people go through the “ Well,” instantly replied P ro streets. Large umbrellas shield fessor Henderson, who filled the them from the tropical sun, and chair o f pathology in the univer •their gav colored dresses shine out sity, “ yon should remember that he brightly underneath. comes from the land o f the Singal- 'N either the appearance o f the MO n vOv, mourners nor the tinny music of the band heading the procession Curious Rant. suggests a funeral. The musicians A t Broughton, near Brigg, in Lin play everything, waltzes, marches, colnshire, England, some lands are light opera, but never a dirge. Not held bv the following tenure: “ Ev infrequently the mourners stop at ery year on Palm Sunday a person a fruit stand or a bar for refresh from Broiiphton enters the church ment. Only the presence o f a hearse porch at Caister having a green silk distinguishes these funeral proces purse containing 2 shillings and a sions from a joyful parade. The penny tied up at the end of a cart stranger who sees the large proces whip, which he cracks three times sion is filled with surprise. His in the porch and stays there until surprise increases when he learns the second lesson begins. . Then he that the d^ad man is only a poor enters the church and cracks the negro coachman. whip again, finally depositing the “ But surely,” he says, “ he must purse and contents.” have been a wonderful man to have so many friends come mourn him.” Th s Brain’s Eys. “ Ah, no,” he is informed. “ But R. Wi Dovne in the Medical Rec he spent all his money and savings ord saya “ eye” really exists in to join this, the best funeral asso the brain. It is, in fact, a veri- ciation. And I’ m sure his soul at compound thing, a subconscious this minute smiles down at seeing brain judgment involving many so large and brilliant a procession other organs than the actual an in his memory.” — New York Sun. atomical eyes. It involves knowl edge, experience, very largely the Tax*d tha Bach.lor*. *rnse of touch and sometime« the A tax on bachelors was imDosed •« nse o f hearing or smell. PLAYING OFF SICK. A Fabl* That May Aot aa a Tonio In Such a Caaa. I f you have anybody working f o r you and they lie down on their job don’ t fire them at once— just call them jn and tell this story: Down in Virginia a farmer had an ox awd a mule that he hitched together to a plow. One night, after several days o f continuous plowing and after the ox and mule had been stabled and provendered for the night, the ox said to the mole, “ W e’ve been working pretty hard; let’s play off sick tomorrow and lie here in the stalls all day.” “ Y ou can if you want to,” re turned the mule, “ but I believe I ’ll go to work.” So the next morning when the fanner came out the ox played off sick; the fanner bedded him down with clean straw, gave him fresh hay, a bucket o f oats and bran mixed, left him fo r the day and went forth alone with the mule to plow. A ll that day the ox lay in his stall, chewed his cud and nodded, slowly blinked his eyes and gently swished his tail. That night when the mule came in the ox asked how they got along plowing alone all day. “ Well,” said the mule, “ it was hard, and we didn’t get much done, and” — “ Did the old man have anything to «a y about me ?” interrupted the ox. “ N o,” replied the mule. “ Well, then,” went on the ox, “I believe I’ll play off again tomorrow. It was certainly fine lying here all day and resting.” “ That’s up to you,” said the mule, “ but I ’ll go out and plow.” So the next day the ox played off again, was bedded down with clean straw, provendered with hay, bran and oats and lay all day nodding, blinking, chewing his cuS and gen tly swishing his tail. When the mule came in at night the ox asked again how they had got along without Kira. "A bou t the same aa yesterday,” replied the mule coldly. “ Did the old man have anything, to say to you about m e?” again in quired the ox. “ No,” replied the mule, “ not to mp, but he did have a long talk with the butcher on the way home.” —Gilrton’s Magazine. / i Two eminent French gentlemen, who were great friends, used to re- ! late an amusing story o f their impe cunious days. Neither fame nor fortune had come to them, but they were always hopeful. The years had weighed heavily enough upon Jules, however, for him to have become entirely bald. One day Alphonse met him with a beaming counte nance and cried gayly: “ What do you think, Jules ? I have been buy ing a strong box!” “ Then, AJ- phonse,” replied Jules firmly, “ I shall buy a hairbrush!” Turning Away Wrath. “ I ’ve been here a dozen times, sir, and I positively won’t call again!” said an angry tailor to a man he had been unsuccessfully dunning. “ Oh, come now, old man,” replied the debtor cheerfully, “ don’t be so superstitious about making the thir teenth call. Nothing will happen, I assure y o u !” — London Scraps. Tha Qodi of Puablo Indiana. The religions o f the Pueblo In dians o f New Mexico and Arizona embody a complex mythology, in which a very large number o f gods have part. In the sacred dances o f the Indians these various deities are impersonated by men wearing masks and costumes, each peculiar to the particular god impersonated and the details o f which are rigidly adhered to year after year and gen eration after generation. T o per petuate the religion it is needful, of course, that instruction in the char acter and attributes o f the divini ties be given to the children o f the tribe, and to enable the young mind to gras)) the intricacies o f the study small images o f the gods are msde o f wood, painted and dressed in every detail just as the masked dancers are dressed who represent the same gods in the religious cere monies.— Wide World Magazine. “ Now, it’s a carious fact” — The belle o f the ball sighed. All through the waltz her partner had been relating “ curious facts” to her about everything under the sun, from pigs to politics, till she was bored to death, and now he was on the subject o f heredity. “ It’s a curious fact,” he remark ed, “ but my brother, who was born on the same day o f the year I ihu, hut who’s three years oider, is the exact opposite o f me in eveiy re spect. Do you know my brother?” I “ No,” demurely murmured the belle, “ but I should like to.” • ’ *•- ¿:vV|n
