THE NEWBERQ GRAPHIC, September 29 , ‘ 9 io
POPULAR QUOTATIONS.
Tho 8am * Idoaa Diffarantly Expraaaod
by Various Writers.
It’s refreshing to hear the
New Victor Records for August
Come in and hear some of this delight*
ful music, and laugh at some of the clever
comic selections, and you’ll forget all about
the hot weather.
Ju st a hint of w hat you can hear:
3784
Every Little Movement
LugrJM enh and Harry Macdooough
31789 Gam» from the
° P “ » Company
1 ve Got Rings 00 M y Fingers
16510 1
Billy M unay and C h on*
H a* Anybody Here Seen K elly?
A d a lone*
I A mette* FoteveH
Piyor'a Band
Piyor’* Band
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W altz*.
un,
70019 If“ M*cNe*11
Harry ____
M i t i Boa* Roaetta
Nora Baye» and jack Norworth
,
Hungarian Dance in C minor (violin) Fritz Kreúler
KIENLE & SO N S,
Newberg, Oregon
L. E. BROW N
T H E TAILOR
It has been said tl^gt there were
originally only three jokes in the
world — some say seven— and from
these haa sprung modern humor, so
people long ago learned to expect
nothing new under the sun and to
agree with Pliny the elder, who be­
fore he periahed in the Vesuvius
eruption of A. D. 79 remarked:
“In comparing various authors
with one another I have discovered
that some of the gravest and latest
writers have transcribed word for
word from former works without
making acknowledgment«.”
i Some of these transcriptions
make interesting comparisons.
Longfellow wrote, “Art is long,
and time is fleeting.” Goethe put
the sentiment into German thus:
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Ha Maant th* Bird.
Old Time Remedies
A man once received as a present
from s sea captain a fine specimen
of the bird known as the laughing
jackass. As he was carrying it home
he met a brawny Irish navvy, who
stopped him.
“Phwat kind of burd is that,
sorr ?” asked the man.
“That’s a laughing jackass,” ex­
plained the owner genially.
The Irishman, thinking he was
being made fun of, was equal to the
occasion and responded, with a
Ach. Qott, die Kunat 1st Ian*, a
twinkle of the eye:
Und k u n 1st unaar Leben!
Which Bayard Taylor translated “It’a not yerself; it’s the burd I
mane, sorr!”—London Spare Mo­
almost literally:
menta. ______________
Ah, God, but art la long,
And Ufa, alaa, la flaatlngl
Whar# th# M oqsy W ent.
Chancer had said, “The lyfe so.
Ascum—
I saw your wife at the
short, the craft so long to lerne,”
dance
last
night.
She certainly did
but Hippocrates long before him
look
magnificent.
By the way, old
had uttered the same thought.
man, you’re rather thin, aren’t yon ?
Pope said:
and
and
But Chaucer had said, “ Full wise and I arranged with my wife to give
is he that can himselven knowe.” her a certain allowance each week
Cervantes put it, “ Make it thy busi­ to provide for the table and buy
ness to know thyself, which is the clothes
for herself. —■ Catholic
most difficult thing in the world.” Standard and Times
Diogenes Laertius said that Tales
CLOUD FORMATIONS.
was the originator of the saying. |
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Plutarch gives it to Plato, and it is Conditiona Which Bring About
found also in slightly variant form
Graat Variety in Shap«.
on the tongue of Pythagoras, Chilo,
A good idea of the correct reason
Cleobolus, Bias, Socrates. Juvenal for varying cloud shapes may be
took its origin from the human! obtained by watching the steam
realm when he says it descended j from a railway engine under differ-
from heaven. -
j ent conditions. As it issues from
Carlyle wrote of “ one life— a lit- the funnel it is transparent water
tie gleam of time between two eter­ vapor. On a moist, cloudy day it
nities.” Marcus Aurelius had writ­ t ill hang in thick, fleecy masses in
ten, “ Deem not life a thing of con­ the track of the train. In dry,
sequence, for look at the yawning bright weather it will rise in light,
void of the future* and at that other thin wreaths, which quickly disap­
limitless space, the past.” The old pear, and again when the engine is
Saxon Bede likened man in his standing in a station the steam will
earthly life to a sparrow flying out collect in masses above it.
of the dark night into the lighted
These are practically the condi-
banqxret hall for a moment o n ly ‘ tjons 0^ cloud formation. The
and then out again into the black shapes vary according to height
and unknown night.
•bove the earth, to'"the temperature
"To err is human, to forgive di­ of the particular air current in
vine,” wrote Pope. Plutarch had which they are floating, to the force
put it, “ For to err in opinion, jnd direction of the wind at the va­
though it be not tfie part of wise rious altitudes and also in some
men, is at least htiman.”
measure to the electrical condition
Tcrtullian in the second century of the atmosphere and-the amount
wrote that “ he wh a. flees will fight of dust in it.
again.” Goldsmith puts it:
As a rule, the higher the clouds
For he who fights and runs away
the
lighter they are and the more
M ay live to fight another day.
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“ T o be prepared fo r w a r is one o f
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the most effectual m eans of » r e -
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serving the peace’ is recognized as
w idely spread. T h e so called m ares
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i tails and m ackerel skv are good ex-
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amples o f this. Some o f the form er
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belonging to George Washington. are over
, , five
, miles high , and
, are be-
Horace had said, “ In peace, as a ! heyJ * to be composed of minute
wise man. he should make suitable V ^iclen of ice. The clouds m a
preparation for war,” while Pub- ^
8k-v ®re f ^ r a l l y about
lius Svrus put it, “ We should pro- ! t
nules ng .
vide in peace what we need in war.” ! Th® heavy cumulus clouds which
r
so often look like vast mountain
— New York
Sun.
ranges are found only in the lower
and moister layers of atmosphere.
H e lp in g O u t His O pp o nent.
Mr. Gladstone was once making Their lower surfaces are from half
one of his great speeches in the to three-quarters of a mile above
the earth, while their higher points
house when Lord Beaconsfield (then
Mr. Disraeli) was leader of the op­ may range from two to three miles
position. Gladstone had worked in elevation. Still lower than these
himself up into a great state and come the heavy, flat masses of nim­
referred to “ the right honorable bus or rain clouds, which are sel­
?ntleman and his ‘satellites.’ ” On dom more than half a mile above
thorn ««vert peina nf “ Order, or- flip earth.
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Know thyself; presume not God to scan. . Muttley— I guess I aba. You see,
The proper study of mankind Is man.
we went to housekeeping recently,
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der!” “ Question!” etc., which so dis­
concerted the right honorable gen­
tleman that he lost the thread of
his discourse. He threw hack his
head and in vain tried to remember
where he left off, when Mr. Disraeli
leaned aeróse the table and said
quietly, “The last word was ‘satel­
lites.’ ” ___________
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