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THE NEWBERG QRAPHIC, September 29 , I910
si»le or the other, and it will be
GANDERBONE FORECAST easier
to make out who the true
(Copyright 1910 b j C. H. Rieth.)
OCTOBER.
T. Roosevelt has come back to the
West!
all the Rough Riders his luck was
. the best.
rode from Dakotah to San Juan
Hill,
And he found him the Spainards he
wanted to kill.
Shouting, “ Into ’em, Teddy,
An’ into ’em deep!”
And the men o f Granada
Went down in a heap.
He rested his broncho and fed
| him his fill, and then he rodeyell-
j ing up Capitol Hill. He wasn’t
j expecting or asking a thing, but
he landetf right in the political
ring, shouting “ Into ’em, Teddy,
and into ’em plump!” and the
poor politicans went down in a
ump.
Groceries
No Emperor—either of a
People or o f Finance—can
buy better food than we
sell you, at prices you usu­
ally pay for good things.
J. L. VanBlaricom
friends o f the people are. After
the 22d we will be influenced by
Scorpio, the Scorpion, which is
almost meaningless now, but in
early times typified the manner
in which the north »wind stung
the old Greeks, who were in the
habit o f going until very late in
the season without having on
any Wear to speak of, either over
or under.
Why
A bit o f Fall is as nice a thing
As I know anything about—
When the pumpkin pie is ripening,
And the time is opportune for kraut.
When the hunter geta his trappings out.
Awakened by the time o f year,
And the farmer, furious without, '
And hot within; begins to shout,
“ Get ou-u-u-u-u-t o f here!”
BECAUSE
your money is safer in a bank
than any other place.
BECAUSE
your money should be drawing
interest.
BECAUSE
a bank account teaches, helps and
encourages one to save.
BECAUSE
paying bills by check is the simp­
lest and most convenient method,
and your check becomes a.receipt
for the bill it pays.
BECAUSE
the bank officials are glad to give
to their customers assistance of
of all kinds, and valuable advice
and information that can not be
obtained elsewhere.
‘Get ou-u-u-u-u-t o f here—dadblame
your skin!”
Ah, that’s the proper time to sigh—
When the squirrel gets his goodies in
Against the winter b-and-by.
When the bending reaches o f the sky
Are very soft and very near,
And the farmer, with a watchful eye,
Begins to hop around and cry,
“ Get ou-u-v|-u-u-t o f here!”
He watered his pinto and fed him some
oats,
And then he remounted and hunted for
goats.
He found him some people who didn’t
agree
With all o f his notions, and gave a
whoop-pee,
Get ou-u-u-u-u-t o f here—you blanky-
Yelling, “ Into ’ em, Teddy,
blank!”
An’ into 'em hot!”
Ah,
that’s the season o f them all—
And he knocked them all into
When
winter
hangs upon the flank.
The pittomless bot.
Of the wild goose passing in the fall.
He hobbled his charger and When the plaintive quail begins to call
gave him some grass, and then Across the golden fields and sere,
he went after someone in his And the farmer, bursting from the tall
class. He put up a lion with With leaps and bounds, begins to bawl.
“ Get ou-u-u-u-u-t o f here!”
blood in its eye, and he clapped
on the spurs with a terrible cry,
The melancholy days will come,
saying “ Into ’im, Teddy, an’ in-
, ,
.
to 'im hard!” and the lion passed '«nd the Ph(,a^ nt " ,U 'nt° nc h,s
drum upon the sad and drowsy
on to his final reward.
wind in the solemn manner ofhis.
He breathed his good mustang and
kind. The booming frog will
-looked him around,
But further adventure was not to be sniff the breeze and fall to dig­
ging on his knees, and the buck­
v
found.
Give us a chance at that
wheat cake will take a crack at
So
he
pulled
up
his
trousers
and
pulled
new home. We would like
down
his
vest,
this
fool thing o f coming back.
to put in those Bath Fix­
And
slowly
rode
back
to
hia
olden-time
ture*, Etc., and do your
‘ It may be Jeffries and his strain
West,
plum bint.
are
never quite themselves again,
Shouting, “ Back to ’em, Teddy,
but
the pickled pig’s foot and the
v An’ back to ’ em proud!”
rest are always equal to the
And they gathered about him
LET U 5 FIGURE WITH YOU.
And solemnly bowed.
test. They never dissipate a bit,
He rode in his saddle, and rode but spend the summer prime and
on his head, and he put all the fit, and let the frost succeed the
E. L . E V A N S
tenderfeet under the bed. He dew, and they’re there, you bet,
dashed to the East, and he dashed as good as new.
to the West, and he halted be­ The doughty oyster on his
shell, the chitlin looking strong
LOOK ThrSr.°Mth’ GLASSES fore them, expanding his chest,
saying, “ Three cheers for Teddy, and well, and clear and resolute
the pride o f the West!” and they of eye, the hardy brands o f winter
took a great pleasure in doing pie. The applebutter, juice and
flake, the same that mother used
the rest.
to make, and the crackling of
October is from the Latin octo, our youthful lot the cook and
meaning eight, andit was former­ captain o f the pot.
^Deposit a ffian/c?
The First National Bank of Newberg
welcomes small as well as large accounts.
Capital Stock
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# 5 0 ,0 0 0 .0 0
Stockholders’ Liability # 5 0 , 0 0 0 . 0 0
Plum bing!
ly the eighth month o f the year.
This brought the football season
around at a time when there
was grave danger o f being suf­
focated before the ball was even
put into play, and there was a
great deal of dissatisfaction at
A . E. WILSON, the Jeweler
the old Greek and Roman uni­
HAS THEM
versities. A change was fre­
quently talked of, but it remained
for Numa Pompilius, who was
one of the early friends o f educa­
CHASE & UNTON
tion, to do anything about it.
GRAVEL COM PANY
In 713 B. C. he moved October
along to its present place in the
All kinds o f gravel for con­
calendar, and now the quarter­
crete work, cement blocks,
back on a football team always
.or wood work furnished on
says before snapping the ball,
short notice. Leave orders
Numa, Numa,
at the office of R. B. Linn-
B. C.
ville.
Come seven,
One, three!
After which the rooters, who
reached a very high state o f
proficiency in the latter days o f
Numa, recite,
Numa, Numa,
Boomalooma,
Come seven,
The first car of coal ever
One, three,
shipped to Newberg has £
B. C.,
just arrived. If you are in
Whoopee!
need of fuel call at the
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Siw’ash!
Newberg Wood Yard and
or whatever the name of the
inspect our stock of wood
school is, as you may hear them
and coal and learn our prices
doing any time this month by
following the riot wagon when
it passes.
\ Coal! Coal! Coal! I
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M. Phone;
P. ELLIOTT
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Roadeace 5-15-1
Oftce phone Black 93
Until the 23d o f the month,
October will be under the influence
o f Libra, the Balance, which is
the seventh sign o f the” zodiac.
This will enable everybody run­
L A U R E L C O T T A G E ning for office to keep on the
fence pretty well as to the real
Will be opened to the public
issues o f the campaign, but when
July I. Newly furnished. Good
home cooking.
the sun passes out o f that con-
stallation on the following day
N. E .8 C H A U B K L
C o r . Secon d A E d w a rd « M l
N e w b e rg O re . they will begin dropping on one
F irst and G ra n t S t s .
AFTER the BIG RUSH
; Yes, indeed, we had a big rush before and during Fair week, and now we are ready
to serve the public and give them prompt attention.
This week’ s express has brought us dozens of the latest Ladies’ and Misses Coats,
Suits and Skirts, Silk and Worsted Waists, the swellest line o f dress goods ever shown in
any store.
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How About Your Fall Suit and Overcoat?
Many new styles in Suits and Overcoats are here for your choosing now; new colors in
grays, browns, tans; new patterns in stripes, plaids and checks; new designs in model.
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Overcoats from ........... ...... .......... .......... ;.............. .vu 18.50 to $25 .
Other first class makes, Suits and Overcoats from
6.50 to $25 .
Young Men’s Suits and O vercoats.................... -
5.00 to $ 1 8 .5 0
Boy»’School « b J Dr««. Suit. ............ 2.50
to $ 8.50
W alk-O ver Shoes for Men and W om en.. —
3.50 to $ 5.50
Other well made Shoes from ............... ...........
1.00 to $ 3.50
Hart Schaffner & M arx hand tailored suits from
The football season will revert,
and the center rush will paw the
dirt. He’ll wake the natives
with his roar,, and bawl for
victor)' and gore. The piled-up !
Get prices on our furnishing goods and you will find that our prices are right.
dying and the dead will mass j
A re you hard to fit? If so, call at our large establishment and we can convince
against his butting head, and I
you that we have the goods, just what you are looking for and at prices positively lower
he’ll spin the planet in his rage |
than Portland or any other large city.
just like a squirrel in his cage.
Satisfaction guaranteed. If you are satisfied tell your friends, if not tell us.
Alas for those who calmly sit
devising to denature it, and all
the college renegades who think
to temper it for maids! The
students and the teachers howl,
S u e e o s s o r and F o rm a r P a rtn e r to R . J A C O B S O N & C O M P A N Y
and the rooters and the bleachers
yowl, and damnd be hewhodoes
not rise and kill somebody twice
his size.
The aeroplanes will cruise the
air above the old-time county
fair, and the lucky winner will be to read Hell-p!
Not to yield in unimportant
he who wins the best tw o falls in
trifles.
three. The farmer in his limou­ And then November will return
T o look for perfection in our
sine will tool around upon the With cold and chilly draft,
own actions.
The JEWELER
green, and the hired man will And the wild goose going down the line
T o worry ourselves and others
seize the chance to wear his With Winter biting aft.
about what cannot be remedied.
Not to alleviate, if we can, all
other pair of pants.
Twelve Common Mistakes.
that needs alleviation.
Not to make allowances for
The softer weather will defy
The blandishments o f June,
A big man in London, recent­ the weaknesses o f others.
And the month will give us by and by
To consider anything impos­
ly gave the twelve great mistakes
The oflicehunter’ s moon.
o f life, which he said had rtiade sible that we cannot ourselves
A chop will cost foor bits a pound.
self. They are worth thinking perform.
And beef a buck a bite,
T o believe only what our own
And the wolf will wear a groove around about by every reader o f the
The cabin every night.
eyes
can grasp.
Graphic, liecause many o f us
make at least some o f them con­
Presbyterian Church Rally Day.
The 418th anniversary of the tinually. Here thev are,
discovery of America by Chris­ To attempt to set up our own
Next Sunday at 10 a.m. the For W atches, Clocks, Jewelry
standard
o
f
right
and
wrong
topher Columbus will lie cele­
Rally Day and Harvest Home
O p p o .lt« P o .to fflc*
N . w b . r g , O r* .
brated on the night of the 14th and expect everybody to con­ program will be given. It will
consist o f exercises, songs and
by the seven Guggenheim broth­ form to it.
To
try
to
measure
the
enjoy­
ers.
recitations by members o f the
Sunday School; reports and
Mr. Roosevelt will lie stage ment o f others by our own.
T o expect uniformity ot opinion plans for the coming year. At
manager again this month. The
in
this world.
eleven o ’clock the pastor will
villain will be the Demon Rum.
To
look for judgment and preach on “ The Children’s Ho­
Mr. Bryan will be the father of
Building Contractors
sannas" especially to thp children
the stolen child, and Mr. Can­ experience in youth.
Estimates Furnished
T o endeavor to mould all dis­ and at 7:30 p.m. on “ Obedience
non, who made the password
positions
alike.
Better than Sacrifice."
Hell last month, will change it
D. M. N AYBER G ER , McMinnville, Or.
Our store will be closed Tuesday, Oct. 4, all day— Holiday.
C. A. MORRIS
Thus. Herd & Son