THE NEWBER ORAPHIC, September 39. i 9 «o
LARYNGITIS.
See O or New Fall Styles
Aj> eye for beauty is not
really necessary in making
a selection iron, our
Carpet Stock
Their perfect designs make
their beauty apparent Un­
derfoot we have
Art in Carpets
Overhead “ art in nature.”
“ Art in carpets” is realis­
tic and enters the home.
Then why not be particular
about buying? Fall style
carpets we’re showing are beautiful, splendid wearing and cheap.
You’ll regret any purchase before seeing our stock. Besides, we
save you money.
Alex Smith’s Axminster Rugs, 9x12.............. ....$ 2 0 .0 0
Mohican Velvet Rugs, 9x12, warranted 20 yrs... 2 5 .0 0
Burlington Brussels, 9x12..................................... 18 .00
Fixth Tapestry Brussels Rugs, 9x12................. 1 2 .0 0
Madras Brussels Rugs, 9x12. ...........
............. .
8 .5 0
Ingrain Rugs, 9x12, as low a s ........................... . 6 .5 0
Granite Ingrain Rugs, 9x9...... .............................. 4 .5 0
DRESSER
B A R G A IN
This Dresser finished in a
rich golden oak color with
French beveled plate mir­
ror,'four drawer at only
$ 10.50
W. W. Hollingsworth & Son
' j T he S to re of Q u a lity
BUY IT AT BAIRD’S!
A D is o r d e r T h a t A t t a c k s A l l A g s a a n d
C o n d it io n s o f Pooplo.
Laryngitis is an inflammation of
the mucous membrane which tinea
the larynx, a disorder which attacks
all ages and conditions of people,
but is likely to be more serious in
the case o f children than in that o f
ad alts.
In grownup people an attack of
acute laryngitis is rarely fatal, al­
though its symptoms, which include
breathlessness and sometimes com ­
plete loes o f voice, often give rise to
much alarm. ""In children the pas­
sages are narrower, and they are
less able to throw off the secretions,
with the result that an attack of
laryngitis may become croupous in
character and consequently danger­
ous to life.
When a child develops a tendency
to attacks o f laryngitis a thorough
examination o f the air passages
should be made by a specialist in
throat disorders, and in most cases
some contraction or chronic inflam­
mation will be fonnd which calls for
correction. The importance o f this
will be recognised when it is under­
stood by parents that one attack
predisposes to others until the un­
fortunate child becomes the victim
o f so called croup with the least ex­
posure or indiscretion, and all the
time the trouble may be caused by
the mouth breathing, which keeps
the throat and all the air passages
in a stale o f irritation and delicacy.
An attack of acute laryngitis m
one predisposed to it may be
brought on in various ways. Sitting
with wet feet will often do the mis­
chief. So will inhaling dust or gas.
or getting too cold, or going too
long without food, or, in short, do­
ing anything or permitting any­
thing that serves to depress the
general vitality, for no organ o f the
body resents any insult offered to
the general system more thoroughly
than does an irritahle throat.
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In the case of adults the trouble
is often caused by overuse o f the
voice. This form is seen in the case
o f what is known as “ clergyman’s
sore throat,” but it is not necessary
to be a clergyman to have it. and
the average college student the day
after a boat race may be trusted to
have acquired a fair case of laryn-
! gitis. Sometimes the voice is only
I hoarse or husky, "but in severe cases
j it may be completely gone, owing
to the local thickening and conges­
tion o f the parts.
The treatment o f this disease is
' both general and local. Local ap­
plications are first for the thorough
cleansing o f the affected parts. Aft-
j er that has been accomplished sed-
i ative and astringent remedies are
| applied. This treatment should al-
! ways be given by the physician.—
Y outh’s Companion.
H « r O p e n in g .
The courting of the Widow
Healy by Terence Corcoran was a
tedious affair to every one in Ma-
graw place, most o f all to the widow
herself, who tried various expedi­
ents to assist her timid admirer.
“ I’ m thinking I might go for a
sojer,” Terence announced one
night when his fancy had been
stirred by a newspaper account of
a military pageant. “ I ’ m not so old
but I could do it. 1 was wanst in a
school regiment!”
“ You go for a sojer!” cried the
Widow Healy in mingled scorn and
alarm. “ A man that calls on a lone
widow for two years and more, wid-
out pluck enough to spake his mind,
hasn’t the makings of a dhrummer
boy in him.”
Announcement!
In about 10 days Baird expects to be in
his new store room and will have all of
our new fall goods open and marked at
the usual low figures for good merchan­
dise.
It will pay you to wait a few days
longer before buying your fall goods to
see ours.
T h * H o u r « of t h * D a y .
BOTH
PHONES
E. C. B A IR D
The ancient Egyptians divided the
day and night into twelve hours
each, a custom adopted by the Jews
and Greeks probably from the
Babylonians. The day was first di­
vided into hours in Rome by L
Papirius Cursor, who about B. C.
293 erected a sundial in the temple
o f Quirinus. Prior to the invention
o f water clocks (158 B. C.) the time
was called at Rome by public criers.
In England in early times the meas­
urement o f time was uncertain.
One expedient was by wax candles,
three inches burning an hour and
six wax candles burning twenty-
four hours, or a day.— New York
American.
H O U SE C LEAN IN G IS MADE ■»
EASY
W hen you get the
YAM H ILL ELECTR IC CO.
to clean your Carpets, Rugs, Portiers," Uphol­
stery and W alls with their E L E C T R IC V A C U ­
U M C L E A N E R . Sec them for rates.
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F a m ily
F o o d P ro b lo m .
How much does it take to feed
three boys and two girls when serv­
ed from a lunch basket on a train?
An Atchison woman figured and
figured and decided that thirty ham
sandwiches, twenty bread and but­
ter sandwiches, forty cookies, two
glasses of jelly, two dozen deviled
eggs, a four layer cake and three
pies would he enough. She started
with the fiva children at 8 in the
morning. By 2 that afternoon not
a crumb was left, by 4 two o f the
boys looked gaunt and pale, and at
6, when she reached her destina­
tion. two o f the children had starv­
ed to death.— Atchison Globe.
GUYED BY THE FANS.
h L a u g h th a B la a c h a ra E n j o y a d a t D a n
B ro u th a rs’ Expanaa.
One of the heurtiest laughs the
bleachers ever enjoyed was at the
expense of Dan Brouthers, one of
the famous so called “ big four”
and at the time in question the first
baseman of the Detroit nine. The
day was Saturday, and a “ double
header” was on. Brouthers had
been planning fo t two weeks to
catch a train at 5 :30 that afternoon
for his home in the country, where
he intended to spend the evening as
the guest o f honor at a birthday
party that was to be given him by
his family. He had asked permis­
sion o f the late Charles H. Byrne,
resident o f the club, to leave early,
ut that official, appreciating that
the loss o f the valuable Brouthers
in the second game might bring de­
feat to his aggregation, refused to
allow the first baseman to get away.
Brouthers, suppressing a look o f
disappointment, said nothing, but
began to think a great deal. Byrne
somehow or other saw a suspicion
of a gleam in the player’s eyes and
also began to think a great deal.
For awhile nothing happened.
Brouthers played out the first game
and started the second. Byrne
heaved a sigh o f relief. Then came
Brouthers’ coup d’etat. In the last
half o f the second inning a fly ball
was knocked back o f first base.
Brouthers stepped back quickly,
lifted up his hands and slyly al­
lowed the ball to slip down between
his outstretched arms and hit him
on the head. He then fell prostrate
to the ground, apparently severely
injured. He was hurriedly carried
to the dressing room, while a sub­
stitute player was ordered to take
his place. Byrne scented a trick,
however, and watched the door of
the dressing room from back o f the
grand stand. Presently he had the
satisfaction o f beholding Brouthers.
suit case in hand, make a crafty exit
and start on the run for the depot
and the birthday party. Byrne was
after him in a flash and, subse­
quently explaining the peculiar sit­
uation to the umpire, soon had the
glum first baseman back in the
game again. The story spread like
wildfire through the bleachers, and
throughout the balance o f the game
Brouthers was made the butt o f the
spectators. He missed his train, but
at the end o f the game was present­
ed with a candle laden birthday
cake by a bleacherite who had pro­
cured it at a nearby bakery. And
for a solid week afterward Bronth-
ers had to listen to the bleachers’
“ congratulations.” — George Jean
Nathan in Harper’ s Weekly.
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T h a C a r a fu l S a n tr y .
The young private had been post­
ed as sentry on C squadron-stables.
But, lo, when the sergeant o f the
guard came round on his visit he
was nowhere to be seen. The ser­
geant was about to depart to make
inquiries when there came a rus­
tling noise from a heap of straw and
the sentry stood before him minus
his boots and looking very sleepy.
“ H ello!” cried the sergeant.
“ Here you are, eh? Where were
you when I came round just now ?”
“ Marchin’ round,” was the sen­
try’ s reply, given in tones o f con­
scious yirtue.
“ Marchin’ round, were you? Why,
you’ve got your boots off!”
“ Yes, sergeant; I took ’em off
so’s I shouldn’t wake the ’oases!” —
London Tit-Bits.
Sick Room Necessities.
I can supply at lowest prices Hot W ater B ottles, Fountain S y­
rinxes and Bulb Syrinxes, bed Pans, Ice Caps, Air Cushions,
Fever Thermometers, Medicine Tubes. Surxical Dressings, and
all othar sick room requisites. My prescription work is given
the moat careful attention and nothing but the beat of drugs and
chemicals are used.
A full and complete line of School books and School Supplies
and Lowney’ s Candles, Perfumes and Toilet W aters. Send, or
telephone, or write, or come—the price will be the asme anyway—
always the same.
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I LYNN B. FERGUSON,
Prescription Druggist!
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United States National
Bank
OF NEWBERG
Firm ly established and long since passed
the stage of experimental venture, calls at­
tention to its unexcelled facilities for the
transaction of all legitimate banking busi­
ness.
O ur methods are sane— not sensa­
tional; conservative, not speculative. A bso­
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J. L. HOSKINS, Pres.
J. C. COLCORD, Cashier
W. E. CROZER, Asst- Cash.
S. L. PARRETT, V. Pres.
T h e W id o w ’s D im p ls s .
Nobody but the woman herself
knew how bad she felt, but the
beauty doctor knew how bad she
! wanted to make other people think
she felt. “ Wanted to know if there
! wasn’t some way to remove dimples,
or at least to fill them up so they
wouldn’t show while she was in
mourning,” he said. “ Three mighty
pretty dimples she had, too, one in
each cheek and one in her chin.
My diagnosis was that a gift o f na­
ture like that couldn’t be hidden.
The woman seemed genuinely sorry.
“ *It looks so frivolous,’ she said,
‘to show dimplea every time you
speak when in mourning.’
“ That is what I call sorrowing
some, even for a widow.” — New
York Press.
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If h’ a a surface to
ba painted, enameled,
atained, varnished, or
finished in any way,
there’ s an Acme Quality
Kind to fit the purpose.
Strong Reasons
for Fall Painting
1.
T h e w ood is thoroughly dry.
2.
Paint penetrates deeper into
dry w ood.
Summer’s tun has rem oved a ll moisture.
The deeper it goes the better it holds.
3.
Fall weather is warm, dry and
dependable.
,
,
U tile danger o f cold, dam p rainy days
•which endanger the durability o f the paiut.
Work Thon.
“ The late Russell Sturgis,” said a
New York architect, “ continually
marveled at the swift passage of
time. This great architect and crit­
ic continually found new examples
of the swift way men grow old and
ugly while still believing themselves
voung.
“ He repeated to me one day a re­
mark he had heard in a barber shop.
“ An old chap, with hardly a hair
on his head, snapped at the young
barber on the completion of a hair
cut:
“ *Yon are not the thorough
workman your father was, my boy.
He used to take a good half hour to
cut my hair.’ ” — Washington Star.
4.
W e t weather decays and de­
stroys unprotected surfaces.
Lack o f paint means unsightly and test
•valuable property
.
‘ 5.
Fall painting keeps out winter
moisture.
The greatest enemy to the life and beauty o f
a ll structures.
,
u * a bo ut J C M E q u a l i t y
It insures the greatest
protection and beauty, at the least cost
per year o f service. Questions cheerfully
answered.
A ;k
HOUSE PAINT.
Allen-Reynolds Hardware Co., Newberg,Or.