Newberg graphic., March 17, 1910, Image 8

F or T rade —I have a nice home
M ATS m LONDON. (
PROPER T IE S OF ICE.
m Irvington to trade for asmall,
improved fruit farm near New- Unlaw Yoh Wow OHO e t TtooA food* Why Skating la Raster Whan tha Tam-
You Ac* • Mi rtiil Man. ,
iwrstw s la Nat Tas' Lava
berg.
A rthur K. H il l ,
When some j e o n ego one o f the
Why con we skate more easily
* 613 Henry Big.. doorkeeper* at a London theater re­
is not too told?
It
Portland, Ore. tired from his drafty calling and
“ bite” or take
Or. Low e is coming soon.
The county executive com m it
mittee o f the W. C. T . U. of Yam ­
Cream Colonel R igby. It's a hill w ill meet in Newberg on
winner. St Pierre.
Wednesday, March 23, a t 10 a.
Special price on Men's hats at m.; also the Newberg anion w ill
meet on the same day, and a foil
Baird's this week.
attendance is desired as oar coun­
Good baled oats straw for sale ty president w ill be w ith us. -
a t E lliott's w ood yard.
M r s . K o p p , P ress S u p t.
M o x e y T o L o an — See A tty. B.
A . Khks,
Farm Land For Rant
McMinnville, Oregon.
About 400 acres o f fine form
Second hand bikes $5 and up. land, now ready for the plow , to
rent on shares. Enquire o f
Come early. St Pierre’s.
George Bryan, on the place,
F o r up-to-date Easter bonnets about 5Vi miles west o f Newberg
» Hannon’s M illinery Parlor. on West Chehalem road. 24 pd
F u ll b lo o d Jersey bull a t K ir k
t a r m t w o m iles n o r th o f N e w -
b e rg .
W anted —Teams to plow on
the Atkinson form at $2 per acre.
J. D. Gordon.
- A new line o f street and school
hats just opened a t Hannon’s
MilHnery Parlor.
I
Can locate you on 160 acres o f
good goverm ent land, w ithin
five miles o f R. R. come a t once,
only six quarters left. Location
fee $25.
S. L . P atterson ,
Eddyville, Ore.
Lincoln Co.
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R ailro ad T im e T a b le.
Double bar, red beaded N. S.
bike—A hot one a t St Pierre.
Go to the Exchange to get new
tires j>ut on your baby carriages,
j . A. H ollingsworth .
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F or S ale —C lean seed oats.
Bell Phone 19X.
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2 3 p d ____ E cks B rothers .
T ry a pair 61 those
$1.75 shoes a t Baird’s.
Ladies
F or S ale —5-room cottage on
H oward street between Fifth and
Sixth.
W m .J. S aunders .
G o to the Exchange for ranges,
tin and gran tie ware. J. A.
H ollingsworth .
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Special values in embroideries
this week af~B aird’s
10 cents
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The best Men’s w ork shirt to
be found in tow n at Baird’s for
50 cents.
NORTH BOUND.
8.42 a. m.
4.14 p. m.
SOUTH BOUND.
---- H M W p i g f
Th* Sort and th«
A bore is a person .who speaks
when you want him to listen, and
such a person was Professor Benja­
min Praxiteles Brown, autocrat o f
the Quentin Durward boarding
house. Through tw o whole courses
the hand o i hungry boarders had
lent him their unwilling ears as he
held forth upon spiritualism and
spookism and Julia and her bureau­
cracy.
“ In fact,” boomed big Ben, “ the
study o f the occult sciences inter­
ests me greatly. I love to explore
the dark depths o f the mysterious,
to 'delve in to the regions o f the un­
known, to fathom, as it were, the
unfathomable .and” -—
“ May I help you to some hash,
lessor?” interrupted the landla-
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And no wonder the boarders
smiled.
s?
Vary Fishy.
She was a fisherman’s daughter,
An extra good w ork shoe for
men at Baird’s $2.75 be sure and she wore her hair in a net, and she
preferred love in a piscatorial way.
them.
F or S ale —R. I. R. settings o f
15 eggs $1.00. H oward W a l ­
t o n , Mutual 17-3.
22 tf.
W anted —Girl for diningroom,
first-class hotel—some experience,
steady work. Apply at Imperial
hotcL
F or S a l e — Three acres on
Ninth street between School and
College. Inquire of J. F. Petten-
g ill. owner, Second and College.
t
“ M y love,” he whispered, “ you
hold first ‘ place’ in my heart! A l­
though I ‘ flounder1 about in ex­
pressing myself, my ‘sole’ wish is
that you w ill save me from becom­
in g a ‘crabbed’ old bachelor. I
shall stick to you closer than a
‘ limpet,’ from you a ‘wink’ll’ be the
road to guide me. Together we w ill
‘skate’ over life ’s ‘rocks,’ and when
I look at your hand beside me I
shall say to myself, ‘ Fortune was
mine when I put “ herring” there V ”
And then the lady dropped her
eyes in sweet confusion and mur­
mured:
“ Pass the salt!” — Loudon Scraps.
F or S a l e —Gold Dollar straw ­
Human Lives. '
berry plants an<f Cuthbert Rasp­
There is a story o f an old time
berry slips. Thomas Herd, Both king who commanded that a palace
Phones.
tf.
be built fo r him to the sound o f
F or S a l e a t abargaiti. L igh t
h a c k , 12-6 M o n i t o r drill.
W anted to trade good cow for
good work horse. Vincent &
Wilson.
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F or S a le —A first class Schu­
mann piano, cheap. Inquire at
R. F. H iggins' residence, corner
F irst and Center streets. M rs .
F- ELH u h e .
ltp d
music. And richly was his wisdom
rewarded, fo r when the palace was
done it was found to be the most
perfectly constructed and beautiful
in the world. The builders had un­
consciously wrought the music into
their work and made it a finer kind
o f work than had been known be­
fore.
So it is with human lives.
They are infinitely better built
when the bnilders have something
to inspire and uplift them, some­
thing to kindle mind and soul and
lift them above petty and common-
lace thoughts and feelings.— Se-
P r i v a t e S a l e — O w ing to my
Man Faead Crab*.
borne being broken up I will sell
The
world
famous man faced crab
a t private sale at my residence
o
f
Japan
is
one
o f the most singu­
on Wynooski street, all mv house­
lar looking creatures that ever walk­
hold goods. D. E s t l e .
tf.
ed the earth or “ swam the waters
F or S a le —Top buggv and
harness cheap. Also W h i t e
Plym outh Rock cockerals and
puftobs and eggs for hatching.
C- E. N ewhouse , Springbrook,
Oregon.
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I vor S a l e . — A
portable saw-
nrffi. Russell make, capacity 10,-
000 feet per day. Mill practical­
ly new, only been run two years
an d in good order. Also a 12
horse power stationary boiler and
engine. W ill sell cheap.
En­
chase A
Linton, N ew -
under the earth.” Its body is hard­
ly an inch in length, yet the head
is fitted with a face which is the
perfect counterpart o f that o f a
Chinese cooly — veritable missing
link, with eyes, nose *n d mouth all
clearly defined. This curious and
uncanny creature, besides the great
likeness it bears to a human being
in the face, is provided with two
legs which grow from the top o f its
head snd hang down over the sides
o f its face. Besides these legs two
feelers, each about an inch in
length, grow from the chin o f the
animal. They look f 6r all the world
like a forked beard. These man
faced crabs swarm in the inland
seas o f Japan.— New Y o rk Tribune.
was pensioned o ff by the manage­
ment It appeared th at this old man
in all the y e a n o f his service had
never given a “ pass out” check to
any one o f the thousands o f men
who must have passed his doorway.
But he never made a mistake.
N o one entitled to return was ever
refused, and no one could pass in at
the end o f the interval who had not
passed out at the beginning o f i t
T h e secret o f the old man’s suc­
cess was a curious one. H e depend­
ed on his memory entirely, but he
had trained his memory in a very
curious way. H e did not remember
the men by th eir faces, their
clothes, their hats, their hoots or
by any peculiarity o f ga it or ap­
pearance. M anifestly such a feat
would have been impossible, fo r or­
dinary “ pitites” are very much
alike in these details. ,
H e took the one detail on which
men do differ and remembered them
by that— he recognised them by
their neckties.
Gaze around you in the railway
carriage as you are reading this ar­
ticle and ask yourself i f there is any
o f your fe l!«w passengers that you
could remember w ell enough to rec­
ognise again in, say, an hour’s time.
Y o u w ill find there are very few
people you could be sure of. There
may he one old man with a large
and conspicuous white heard or a
young man with a pair o f spec-
o f ten have the same sort o f hat,
the same sort o f clothes and the
same sort o f figure.
Th e Londoner, in fact, seems to
be standardized. H e is built on a
settled pattern. He. is modeled to
type. H is necktie is his sole b it o f
variety.
?
In to this world o f standardized
human beings comes, l e i us m y, a
colonial. M ighty London, with her
vast crowds swarming over fou r
counties, swallows him up. Y e t
somehow fie preserves his individ­
uality. H e is conspicuous wherever
he goes. H e feels that all London,
as fa r as i t has time, is staring at
him.
Cabmen persistently hail him.
The map sellers in the Strand pes­
ter him as he passes. Those very
acute people— the “ confidence” men
— sight him afar off. But it is not
his necktie that distinguishes him,
or his face, or his clothes, or his
walk. The conspicuous feature o f
the newly arrived colonial’s outfit
is his h a t
London permits three sorts o f
hat— the top hat, the-howler and in
the summer the straw. A n y break
from this settled order is to make
yourself conspicuous.— London M ir­
ror.
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Special Sale Saturday
M A R C H 6 TH
when tha tem-
below the freez­
ing point? ’l l # explanation o f this
simple and universally recognized
fact w ill enable us aim to see the
reason for another, the truth of
which is recognized by every school­
boy— namely, th at snow w ill pack
bettor into snowballs when nearly
at its m elting p oin t
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W e w ill sail M ennen’s Talcum, regular 25c, a t......18c
Bromo Laxative Improved, regular 25c, to intro­
duce this cold cure, a t......... ........................ 18c
C aldw ell’s Little L iv e r Pellets, regular 25c, a t......18c
A ll kinds o f Porous Plasters, regular 25c, at......... 18c
Th e explanation vo f both these
facts lies in on almost unique prop­
erty o f w ater or, rather, ice, which
causes it to m elt or tend to m elt
when pressure it applied to i t When
the pressure is relieved, i f it is still
below its normal freezing tempera­
ture, it at once solidifies again.
This property is beautifully illus­
trated in a fam iliar experiment in
which a large coke o f ice is used,
supported at each end. I f a loop o f
fine wire is passed around it and
a weight attached to the end it w ill
soon be noted that the wire is slow­
ly catting its way through the ice,
but curiously enough without caus­
in g any division o f the cake, fo r the
ice is melted into water by the
pressure directly beneath the wire,
which water at once freezes into ice
again above the wire, so that per­
haps after an hour’ s tim e the wire
w ill have cut its way completely
through tne cake, leaving it, how­
ever, as solid and whole as ever.
In the opae o f the skater, then,
the weight o f his body carried on a
narrow skate may produce a p re s -
suraTon the ice sufficiently g re a t'lo
m elt a small groove under the edge
o f the runner. This enables it to
take hold o f the ice more readily,
and, furthermore, the water acts as
a lubricant on the ice and makes it
slippery. Since considerable pres­
sure is necessary to produce m elting
even when the temperature is only
a degree or so below the normal
m elting point, this effect w ill not
take place on a very cold day, for,
as is well known, very cold ice is not
slippery. Th e same explanation
holds for snowballs. .B u t the pres­
sure developed in this case is much
less, 90 that m elting enough to
“ pack” well w ill not occur unless
the snow is nearly warm enough to
m elt anyway.
• This effect is noted on a grand
scale in the case o f glaciers, which
flow slowly down a mountain side
much as i f ice was a vicious fluid.
T h e gregt pressure developed along
the bottom as w ell as at the turns
and other points causes a slight
melting, which is immediately fol-
low ecfoy freezing again as soon as
the pressure is relieved. This en­
ables the ice to adapt itself to the
shape o f the valley as it proceeds on
its way.
Ioe is one o f the few substances
that show this effect o f m elting un­
der pressure, snd it does so because
o f the fact that water expands on
freezing. Th e great m ajority o f
substances contract' on solidifying
snd hence would show the reverse
effect— that is, pressure applied to
them in the molten state would tend
to cause solidification. -
This is one reason fo r believing
that the interior o f our earth as •
whole is solid rather than molten,
for, while we believe that the tem­
perature o f the interior may be
much more than enough to m elt
rock under ordinary conditions—
and indeed volcanoes show that
there is plenty o f molten rock not
so veyy rar below the surface— the
enormous pressures that exist deep
down in the earth are enough to
keep the material in a solid condi­
tion.— Minneapolis Journal.
Unexpectedly Became a Model.
A n authoress o f .note was once
iq Naples and very much desired to
know M orelli, the famous pointer,
but could find no one to act as in­
termediary.
So at last she took
her courage in her hands and re­
solved to introduce herself, but not
without qualms. As she approached
she found the studio door open, one
more cause fo r embarrassment, and,
pushing a curtain to one side, stood
before the artist at work, who, look­
ing at her absentmindedlv, m id:
“ These lines seem to be all right.
What do you say?”
And to her
murmured response he went on:
“ But the eyes o f the nuns do not
suit me. Pray sit down a moment.
Yours are just the thing.”
W ith inward delight the lady rat
down and acted as model fo r an
hour and a half, during, which
Th« Cxar.
writer and artist talked as though
“
C
zar”
“
kaiser”
and “ Caesar”
they had been friends all their lives.
mean
about
the
same
thing, czar
A t a certain point M orelli stopped
abruptly, took <rff his glasses, peered and kaiser doubtless being derived
at his handsome model and said. from Caesar. A fte r the tw elfth cen-
tnrv the Russian annalists gave the
“ But, excuse me, who are you ?”
title o f czar to the mongrel princes
of Russia. In general, however, the
At Second Hand.
A highland laird who could not ruler* o f the various Russian prov­
afford to keep his own piper was inces were called grand dukes till
Ivsn IV .r
accustomed to employ the village the sixteenth century.
piper when he had company. On crowned in the year 1547, was the
one occasion, through sopie over­ first independent Russian prince
sight, Donald had not been given who assumed the title. From this
his preliminary glass o f whisky be­ time the Russian monarch« called
fore he began his performance. A c­ themselves czars o f Moscow and
cordingly he found his bagpipes in after the conquest o f L ittle Russia
a most refractory temper. The and Smolensk, “ czars o f all the
laird asked him what was the mat­ Russia*.” — N ew Y o rk American.
ter, and Donald replied that the
Travel on Their Stomach«.
leather was so hard that he could
i o nothing with it.
Certain devotees in India in their
“ What w ill soften it? ” asked the fanatical zeal practically travel
anxious laird.
from , place to place on their
“ Oeh, just whusky!” said Don­ stomachs! T h eir method o f pro­
ald.
gression is rather peculiar. Throw­
A tumbler o f whisky was at once ing themselves forward full length
brought, which Donald
on the ground, they make a mark
drank.
with their hands as far in front of
“ You rascal!” mid the laird. them oa they cari reach.
Then,
“ Did you not say it was fo r the bag­ springing np, they put their toes to
pipes?”
the mark and repeat the process.
“ Och, yess, yeas,” mid Donald, Some o f these devotees travel h a lf
“ but she w ill be a ferry peculiar way across the Indian continent in
pipes this. She aye likes it blawed this extraordinary fashion.— Wide-
W orld Magazine.
F. H. Caldwell A Co.
Praaqrlptlon Druggists
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Plant These Flowers Now.
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Roaes, Pansies, the new American Hydrangea, Arborescens,
A choice collection o f Perenials, such as Phlox, Japanese
Anemones, Shasta Daisy, Alaska; Gypeophilla Tritomes,
Paeonies, Giallardias, Stokesia, Carnations. We have many
others, all beautiful. A few hundred loganberry tips. Give
us a call. Price« right.
J. GOWER,
NEWBERG, OR.
East Side Greenhouse i
New berg Fornitore Store
THE HOUSE OF QUALITY
W e are in better shape to supply your needs than at
any previous time.
W e have on our ru g rack room size rugs, the most
popular patterns a t.....................................$8.50 Up
Carpet by the yard a t..........w................... ....... 35c Up
Panama Fiber M atting a t........
................. 40c
Ingrain W ool F ib e r a t........ ..........................
50c .
Japan M atting........... ..............
25c Up
........ .
G O -C A R T S — the best on the m arket....... .....$5.00 U p
W A L L P A P E R —w e are still in the ring, all
the newest designs, per double roll at.........
6c Up
Goods sold on the installment plan.
W . W . Hollingsworth A Son
House Furnishers and Undertakers
T h ird Annual Horse Show
and Stock Sale
SALEM, OREGON
No Entry Fee.
Two Days.
Friday and Saturday
A p ril 8-9
Thoroughbreds, Standard Bred, German Coach, French Coach,
Cleveladd Bay«, Clydesdales, Percherona, Hackneys, Morgans,
Belgians, Shires, ponies, mules, best stallion. I, 2, 3 years old or
over; bestmares 1, 2, 3 years old or over; best stallion -end get;
best mare and produce; four-in-hand trams, grade trams, fanners’
draft teams, grade drafts, roadsters, saddlers.
$1000 IN PREMIUMS DISTRIBUTED
LA D IE S ’ DRIVING AN D RIDING CONTESTS.
In connection with this the third annual Horae Show, a big rale
will take place on Saturday afternoon, April 9, 1910. Buyers will
be here from all sections. Parties having stock for rale will please
list the «ame with the secretary as soon as possible. These will
be tabulated in order and copies mailed to prospective buyers. It
re the intention to make this a prominent feature of our annual
exhibition. Call or write the secretary for further information.
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C. L. DICK, President.
R. C. PAULU S, Secretary, care Salem Fruit Union.
Send for Premium List.
TTOBNXT-ATLA W
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I DR- N. MORRISON ; ;
DENTIST
a> $
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Office m Union Block
CLARENCE BUTT.
Will practice in all the courts o f the
state. Special attention given to pro­
bate work, the writing of deeds, mort­
gages, contracts and the drafting o f all
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