s » Good Blood Mean* goad health, and Mood'« •araaparilla haa an unapgroaohod record a« a blood-purifier. I t effect« it« wonderful coree, not ■Imply because it oontaina sarsaparilla bat because it combine« the atmo«t remedial value« of more than 20 different Ingrediente. There 1« no real «ubetitute for it. I f arced to bay any preparation ■aid to be “ mat aa good’ ’ yon may be ■are It 1« Inferior, coat« leas to make, and yield« the dealer a larger profit. OeA Hood'« Sarsaparilla lodar. In ostial l-qold tona or to ehbcolntod labiata known aa Baraeteba. P lo a t r o f T h a t K la d . “ Well known charity worker? I never heard o f him aa such." “ Well, he Is. He makee hie living bj working charitable person«.“ Only One "BROlfO QUININE” That Vi LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for the aignature of E. W. GROVE. Uaod tho world over to Cure a Cold to One Day, tie. A thousand horse-power vertical gas engine, said to be the largest of ita kind, was recently put into operation at Run corn. England, driving an ol&tric generw U>r. Mothers will Bad Mis. Winslow*! Boothia« Byrup the best remedv to aMtOTthaUeh.'VdrWI during the toothing period. P o lio s «ta ttw n A m o n ltlo e i Routall Lynn—Got a match? Ura Deddln— Naw. Why didn’t ye hunt around an* tend one when ye picked G lw w m . Wareham Long— IIow d’ye reckon we’ll know It w’en the prospurrity comes? Tuffold Nutt— It’ll hit ev’rybody ’cept- ln’ us. Rheumatism Prescription. Th e increased use o f whiskey for rheumatism is causing considerable discussion among the medical fra ternity.' It is an almost infallible cure when miiftd with certain other in gredients and taken properly. The following formula is effective: “ T o one-half pint of good whiskey add one ounce o f Toris Compound and one ounce of Syrup Sarsaparilla Com pound. Take in tablespoonful doset before each meal and before retiring.” Toris Compound is a product of the laboratories of the Globe Phar maceutical Co., Chicago, but it as well as the other ingredients can be had from any good druggist. Cwatlaawws P e rfo ra a a e e . “ Ebeneser." called out lire. Jagwsy from the floor above, “ have you bees, drinking again?“ “ No, m’ dear,” answered Mr. Jagwa/, la the hallwsv below. “ Not again. StiU.“ A recent church notice in Manchester, England, read : “ A potato pie supper will be held on Saturday evening. Subject for Sunday evening, ‘A Night of Agony.’ ” F IL E S CU R E D I N • T O 14 D A T S PAZO OINTMENT to guaranteed to ear* any aaaa of Itching. Blind. Bleeding m Protruding Piles to » to M days ar s a w r« fuadad. fOc. ■ a p la a a te r y . BZM TH O VU AMD BUSINESS. W t i g H ia M nate W a a D ls ta a te fn l ta • th e G rea t Cwaapoaar. An extremely Interesting article which bus Just appeared In a German musical and theatrical paper contains the following statement, nays the Phil adelphia Record: Beethoven never bargained in the ordinary w ay; bla fees for a contribution were demanded briefly and In decided manner, and be always pointed out when mentioning a price that be meant guineas and not sovereign«, or, rather, their equivalent In Austrian coin. In 1801 he wrote to a music Arm at Leipzig: “ Now the unpalatable business part 1 « done with, I wish tbtugs could be managed differ ently in this -world. There should be only one music publisher to whom the artist might take bla work, knowing that he might ask a fee according to his requirements. A « It Is, be has to be partly a tradesman. Good heavens, bow different and unpalatable this Is.” But this pious wish was never fulfilled, and Beethoven bad to remain “ half a tradesman” to the end. As A suggestion of U t w dedications are occasionally made, the following letter, which Beethoven wrote to the same publisher In 1802 from Vienna, Is Interesting: “The lady In question can have a sonata and I will do my best to carry out her «esthetic Ideas. The price is 5 guineas (ducaten), and for this she may retain the sonata for a year as her private property, but not for ptihll cation. At the end of the year the becomes my property— that la to aay, I have the rlgbt to publish it, and If she thinks it an honor she may ask to have the work dedicated to her." This, from the business point of view o f the lady In question Is surely a tempting offer. At least, so the art I «it roues* ot to-day would thint if she bad a chance o f suggesting to a Bee thoven the “ Kstbetlc Idea” for a 1 nata; to retain such treasure In her own bands for a twelvemonth, and thereafter have It dedicated to her — and all for 5 guineas! Oats are said to be the best flesh- bulldlng food for domestic animals. A caterpillar each month eats food weighing 6,000 time« it« owA weight. The largest wooden building In the world 1 « the parliament building at Wellington, New Zealand. Except for a small area in Missouri and Kansas, there are no hardwood tree« west o f the Mississippi. A New York Broadway druggist esti mate« that the people o f the city spend 824)09,000 each year for patent medi dues. Constant exposure* o f mirrors to the direct rays o f the sun Is apt to crystal» Use the amalgam and destroy the bril liancy. Rivers—I haven’t heard anything a bon I Dp. Mary Walker for a long time. What has become of her? New Yorkers drink tea as well as Brooks—I think* she has gone Into a other things, and It Is estimated that gentleman’s agreement of some sort, nol one pound of the herb Is consumed by to break Into print any more. each inhabitant yearly. Though New York City has 000 school buildings, 75,000 o f Ita pupils are attending on part time because there ts not sufficient accommodation for them. Hawksbed grammar school near Am- bleslde, where Wordsworth was edu cated, and which was founded in 1589 by Edwyne Sandy*, archbishop o f York, will shortly be closed. O f all tbe high rents paid In New York City tbe highest are paid by sa loons, which are taxed about double what could be got from any other bus! KILHAM STATIONERY nesa for the same premises. A N D PRIN TIN G CO. New York City’s growth is shown by PORTLAND the Increased demand on tbe water sup ply, which has made It necessary to furnish 15,000,000 more gallons each year for the last ten years. New York City’s growth and it* W ATERPROOF y closer attention to matters o f public health will Increase tbe expenses of OILED CLOTHING tbe department o f health for next year look» batter-waars longar 9626.042 In salaries. This year the sal and givas mora ary list Is $1,643.079. bodily comfort because cut on How to burn smoke, avoid sparks and forge patterns, yet eliminate combustible matter are requl costs no more than sites o f railway locomottve builders In the Just as good hinds Holland. All railway locomotives be fore acceptance must be provided espe SOLD CVCRVWHERC \ cially with a contrivance for burning smoke and preventing sparks emission. of ft*# flftf) | I 4 vçn < Stones which are used by the litho I , uuum retfl’ graphers all over the world in making colored pictures are found In a little can __ district not more than four or five miles long by two or three broad near Nu remberg, In Germany. Quarrying haa gone on 'there for more than ■ cen tury. _____________________ • V IS IT IN G CARDS WEDDING INVITATIONS MONOGRAM STATIONERY . TOWERS FISH U SUIT5 T O 5 U0EIB W C. Gee Wo Cfeiitst Doctor This wandefal man haa made a Ufa study of Uia properties ad Roots. Ilcrhn end Barks, and to giving the world the baoofltol htoservtoas. M a rnwir 1 w a ar hJ RIEiLhi y, Mnlanna rM W Im or Drugs (toad. No Operations or C nit leg TheC. ^tean rirot«t..< F N U H K N w ritin g tu « d i munllnn I b l i pi Co. , P ir li end. Or. No. fl-oa T h e Jew s > « d T h lr te e a . Commenting on the thirteen super stitions In the Oeeterelchlshe Wochen- schnlft, Jacob B. Ehrlich, a Jewish writer, says: "The number thirteen Is surely not a had one for us. The holy writ tells o f the thirteen attribute« of tbe Most High, and we bare thirteen feast days In each year. Our great arch enemy, Haman, was hanged on the 13th of Abas. The thirteenth birth day of our sons Is a day o f joy be cause on that day the child becomes a member o f tbe religious community. The dream of Joseph was o f thirteen ths sun. the moon and eleven stare— and Jacob bad thirteen children.” That mighty unfair the fatted calf for more family rows than anything on earth, except the division fa th er’« Money. COUGHS AN D C O LD ! I T o o le P e r u T in BEST FORAGE PLANT. Washington Stats Experiment Btatioi Makea Extensive Investigation. In order to discover a forage plant which' wUl grow and .yield profitable crops in the so-called “ dry section.’ o f the state, the staff o f jhe State College Experiment Station has car ried on extensive investigations at both the local and sub-stations during the past year. Scores o f forage plants have been olanted and tested, and at the present stage o f this experimenta tion. it is known that milo maize Jerusalem corn, artichoke», Kaffir corn, and amber cane corn are among the best adapted plants for “ dry farming." The work o f the sub-station at Con nell haa been carried along four lines: -First, there has been an effort to de termine the best method o f handling summer fallow, including a study of the effect o f certain tools; second, there has been a study o f the adapta bility o f various well-known dry lano forage plants to central Washington conditions; third, a study o f the effect o f growing a cultivated crop, in place of the summer fallow, upon the wheat erop; fourth, there has been a study ot f y m s .lo s z p v t H a l l the adaptability and methods o f seed 0 0 4 TENTH S T 'WASHIM6TON, D C ing o f well-known dry land grasses, and legumes. Although the past season has been Peruna Drug Co., Columbus, Ohio. Gentlemen:— I can cheerfully rec an exceptionally dry one, and the re ommend Peruna as an effective cure sults could not be expected to show forage crops in as favorable a light as for cough* and cold*. You are authorized to use my photo the average season would, yet several olants showed up very promising. with testimonial in any publication. Among these were Jerusalem corn, Mr*. Joseph Hall Chase, jnilo maize, K a ffir corn, artichokes 804 Tenth St., Washington. D. C. and amber cane corn. Another prom Could N o t Smell N or Hear. ising one was a small, early maturing Mr*. A. L. W etzel, 1023 Ohio St., variety o f dent corn. Terre Haute, Ind., write»: Other plants tried were cow peas, “ When I began to take your medi soy beans, chick pea. common millet, cine I could not smell, nor hear a Japanese millet, Hungarian millet, church bell ring. N ow I can both golden millet, -common field peas, smell and hear. kale, rape, popcorn and flint corn. “ When I began your treatment my On September 10 the M ilo maize head was terrible. I had buzzing and showed itself to be the best drouth chirping noises in my head. resister. This plant grows very simi “ I followed your advice faithfully lar to corn, except that it scatters a and took Peruna as you told me great deal more, and is more leafy. N ow I might I say T am well. Jerusalem corn and K affir corn are “ I want to go and visit my mother both very similar in appearance to and see the doctor who said I was not .‘ornmon Corn, being about midway long for this world. I will tell him it eetween common corn and M ilo maize was Peruna that cured me.“ in bushiness. Their seed, however, is Peruna is manufactured by The borne in a large and fairly compact Peruna Drug Mfg. Co., Columbus. head, or bunch on the end o f the stalk Ohio. They yield quite heavily in most Ask y o «r Druggist for a Frc* places, and judging from this year’s Peruna Almanac for 1009. experience, would mature a fair quan tity of seed at Connell, which makes N o t K ic k in g . very useful feed for poultry and Hick Jeyset— Nocker say« you spend swine. The difference in the showing of tbe best part of your life in eating. Heck Doeet— Ifuh ! The time any man Jerusalem and K affir corn and Milo W hile •pends in eating is the best part of hia maize was quite noticeable. the leaves o f the two former plants life. __________________ did not dry up, the inner plants o f the Feasible C i f U a a l l a a . plots were about one-third smaller in Mrs. Biggs— My husband seems to be size than the plants on the outer edge This showed that their growth had lost in thought about half tbe time. Mrs. Diggs— I suppose hia Ideas are >een materially checked by the short age of moisture. The trial leaves u so far apart that he can't help getting ndcr the impression that Jerusalem lost on the way from one to the other. nd Kaffir corn are but poorly adapt d to central Washington conditions. M e r e ly T r a la t lT « , Dent corn made almost a perfect “ What is the baby’s name?“ stand, but the growth was scanty, and “ It’s Mary now, bat I suppose It will pqly a smgll quantity o f nubbins ma bs Msyme, or Mae, or Marie as soon as tured. she gets old enough to notice It.“ Tbe present season’s growth could not be considered a proved crop, but corn o f the same strain grown on land “ George,“ mid Farmer Scrapple to his adjoining the exparim’ent station last son. “ If yon had this wart of mine on vear was a fair crop; and may be taken your hand what would yon do with It?” as a fairly good demonstration of “ O. I don't know, father,“ answered what could be done with dent corn George. “Trim It down with a raser, I on any good. dry land farm. The guess.’’ «eed, however, would have to be “ And I ’ve spent $4,000 givin’ yon a adaoted to the locality. medical education !* groaned Farmer The flint corn and the - popcorn Seraunle.— Chicago Tribune. made a good stand, and matured well, mt their growth was so small that F o llo w in g a Bod Precedent. hey could not be given consideration “ What kind of pavement are you going n comparison with dent corn. The to put along this street?*’ artichokes made an excellent stand, “ Well, it is our intention----- “ ind showed remarkable ability to con “80 thaTT the kind, is it? Great Pluto! cinufe their growth throughout the em Why don't you move out of this neigh ire dry season. borhood? You don't have to live here, Whether it would pay to utilize do you?" rain land for the growth o f these oots is an open question. The other T h e D ia g n o s is . ilants that were used made so light a Sloboy— Doctor, I’m troubled with In growth this season that.further trial somnia. I tumble and toss in bed all will be necessary before they can be night long. What do you suppose is the ronsidered as even promising. O f the non-cultivated forage plants, cause of it? Doctor— Perhaps you sre worrying the most promising was the alfalfa This made a fairly good stand, and over that bill you have owed me for the .ontinued to grow slowly throughout past two years. the entire season. On September in it stood about eighteen inches or two L e a r n i n g th e P o in ts o f th e G am e . feet high. As the first season is needed Girl in Grand Stand--Harry, who if to establish alfalfa, this is considered that man everybody is cheering? ,m excellent showing. The alfalfa was Her Escort— That’s Grabeey, the right seeded with a grain drill, which al lowed the seed to be conducted down tackle. Girl— I eee— And the fellow he threw into the shoes o f the drill, so that it It is lawn and jumped on la tbe wrong tackfo was deposited in moist soil. questionable whether a good stand • he? could be secured by broadcast seed ing and harrowing in. O b e y l e « * a I n ju n c t io n . Hairy vetch made a poor stand, but The Rev. Dr. Fourthly, bearing a bant organ playing ragtime music in front ol a promising growth. The tenacity with which they cling to the soil when his premises, closed his storm door. “ For Solomon says, you know,” re once established makes it rather cur« marked the doctor, “ that ‘the doors shall tionable whether it would pay to seed be shut in the streets when tbe sound of .rood grain land to vetch, unless permanent pasture is desired. the grinding Is low.’ “ O f the grasses, the most promising was the slender wheat grass; smooth In c o r r ig ib le . brome grass. Neither o f these grasses, «tells— Is she a souvenir fiend? Bella— Dreadful! The last dinner eb- however, showed up as well as the attended the carried away the cookv alfalfa. Another season's growth is needed to determine anything definite New York Boa. regarding their production. Other grasses tried were meadow fescue, or O n ly T p e r c en t o f th e f e e d o f p chard grass, tall oat grass. None o f F r e a c h p ea sa n t con sista o f m eat, w h ile these grasses made a show worthy of n E n g lis h s a v v y ’ s fo o d la 2 8 p er cen t mention. Since the past season has mt __________________ been exceptionally dry, they will be The Shltan of MotXnx-u uiust choose his given another trial. The only suggestions the station four real wives from among his cousins, and the King of Siam ie forced to marry has to make to farmers regarding thesq forage crops are • that alfalfa, his sisters. brome igrass. acclimated dent corn. U n d e P o ly . Milo maize. Jerusalem corn and Kaffir The sweet young thing with the beantl. corn are worthy of trial in a small ful red hair approached the parrot's cage way. The farmer had better learn # w to handle them, however, before “ Pretty Polly!” she said. trying -them on a large scale. “ Fire! Fire!*’ screamed the parrot. Everybody Knows. “ Why do you call yotir cat Boons •rang?” Inquired the caller. But the answer the other wnmos made to thle question Is so obvious that th* historian refuses to insult tbs intelligence of the reader by recording it c W e la t - L I « « W o n . When you would put your darter fin Around a girl. It Is a «in, A crying shams, To got. I claim. All lacerated by a pin. -T b s Gossip._______________* T ree ■ « • « ■ » . Policeman (to unskilled rider)— Go back I No thoroughfare here. Oan’t you read that sign? Rider— I can, but my hone c e n t — Translated from Talea from Fllegendc Blatter. I as T dria F ot In ft m t s a n d C h ild r e n . Timimnimi ALCOHOL J PC B CENT. 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