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In Htooiloo, i roportloo and oombloatloh
of ingredients.
In U m process by wblob their remedial
values a » extracts« and preserved,
In efleotlveoeee, usefnlneas and economy,
Curing tbs widest range of diseases.
Doing the most good for tbs money.
Having the moot medicinal merit,
And the greatest record of onrso*—
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an’ I thought maybe It was yours,
ma’am.
Tha Lady in tbs H all ( h au ghtily)—
There a r t no old ladles bora It Isn’t
in ins.
And yet It was hers, lust tbs same.—
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A cord o f wood ordinarily yield»
Rheumatism is caused by an excess o f uric acid in the blood, which is
•bout one ton o f mechanlqyl palp or
carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. Every muscle,
about one-half ton o f chemical palp.
nerve, bone and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, rousing
There are nearly fifty clocks on the
aches, inflammation, stiffness and other well known symptoms of the disease.
giant ocean liner Lusitania, controlled
Permanent relief from tbe pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot ba
p r a master clock In tbe chart bouse.
expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment
The River Polk flows Into a cave In which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures
tbe side o f a mountain, and completely pive temporary relief, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and
disappears, at A d d «burg, near Trieste. inflammatory poison must be expelled from the blood.
S. S. S. cures
It goes down into the
An alrgnn o f large sise, working on Rheumatism because it is a perfect blood purifier.
tbe principle o f tbe pneumatic hammer, circulation, neutralizes the one acid and drives it from the blood. S. S. S.
has been devised fo r killing animals In expels tbe irritating, inflammatory matter which is causing the pain, swell
in g and other discomfort, enriches the weak, sour blood, and permanently
A humane maimer.
cures Rheumatism. In all forms of Rheumatism, whether acute or chronic,
Eau de cologne, Invented by Johann S. S. S. will be found a safe, veg e ta b le remedy, possessing the properties
Maria Ferlna, over tw o hundred years needed to cure, and at the same time a medicine that builds up the entire
•go, la composed o f oils o f neroll, clt system by its fine tonic effects. Book on Rheumatism and any medical advice
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An Englishman baa Invented a bicycle
for tbe blind. In reality, it la a mul
S trie tly Baslaess.
Inquiring Friend— You've given ap
boose? How did you over summon up
enough fortitude and acif-dsnial to do
that?
Badger— I paid a high priced doctor
$29 to toll mo what was the matter with
me, and that was his sols prescription.
By George, I couldn’t afford to waste all
that money i
“ Mr. Hankinaon,” said the mother of
the young woman to the youth whom she
suspected of an ambition to become a
member o f' tbs family, “ have you ■ ever
been baptisedT"
A m en d in g th a P s e ls ra tte a .
“ Once, I think,” he answered, hssltst-
“ Has your order been taken?” asked
Ingly.
one of the waiters.
“ Yea,” aaid Mr. Wslbroks, “ fifteen min
Cause a ad M e e t .
utes age. I f it isn't too late, though. I ’d
The Doctor—That is a point in thera
like to change It.”
peutics I shall have to look up. I find I
“ T o change your order, sir?”
am growing rusty.
“ Y a s; If you don’t mind I ’U change It
Tne Professor— Rusty? Then there is
to an entreaty.”
too much iron in your blood.
Mothers w ill find Mrs. Window's Soothing
A Bit rteh jr. This.
Byrup the bast remedy to uaslogUteif eh.'Idr'S
Porpoise—-What la tba whale blowing during the teething parted.
HON. n . S. THARIN.
about?
Hon.
R.
S. Tharin, attorney st law
Dogfish— Oh, h% got oo many notices
Tha fifth wadding anniversary Is tha
fo r hto feat in swallowing Jonah he’s “ woodaa” wadding; tha tenth, “ t in ;” fif and counsel for Anti-Trust League,
been blowing ever since.— Boston Tran teenth, “ c r y s t a l t w e n t y - f i f t h , “ s ilv e r; writes from Pennsylvania Ave. N. W.,
Washington, D. C., as follows:
thirtieth,
“ p earl;”
fiftieth, “ golden;
script
“ Having.used Peruna for Catarrhal
seventy-fifth, “ diamond.“
« h e rders, I am able to testify to its
By the addition of “20-Mute-Team” Borax to
great remedial excellence and do not
Ortwin e f th e Cewlaeee.
the water in which carriaaos, bicydaa, automo-
Esmeralda— 1 don't care much for auto hesitate to g iv e ' it my emphatic en
Mlea and other vehicles era washed, the dirt and
dorsement and earnest recommendation
Kiesaa will bo quickly romovod without destruc mobile riding.
tion of tha vamiah; la fact, tha vanish will bo
Gwendolen— I suppose not; the cfcxnf to all persons affected by that disorder.
benefited by the process ordinarily.
feur can’t manage the machine with om It is also a leak a f greet s s t M a c a .”
The cow’s uddar la kept in a clean. Wealthy and
Mr. T. Baroecott, Weat Aylmer, On
smooth condition br washing it with “20-MuIe-
tario, Can., writes:
“ Lastwinter 1
Teara" Borax aad water. This prevents rough
PnsfMilTs Bunlmooa.
ness and «nrsmss or cracked teats which make
was ill with pweiawoaia after haviag la
“ I ’ll take your damage cans;” said r h p * . I took Peruna for two months,
milking time a dread to the cow and a worry to
the milker.
the lawyer, helping to hie feet the man when I became quite well. I also in
The milk pail Is kept free from staler,see. Blind
duced » young lady, who was a l rwa
ness end stickinee. if it Is washed with "IT-Mule- Jnat hit by aa automobile.
“Thank you,”
replied the victim. down and confined to the house, to take
Team” Borax and water—one tablespoonful to a
quart of water. Packed V4. L and t A packages. “ I ’m not much hurt, but I recognised Peruna, and after taking Peruna for
that measly chauffeur. H e may have three months she is able to follow her
a caae fo r you later.’’— Philadelphia' trade o f tailoring.
I caa recommend
Ledger.
___________________
Peruna for all such who are ill and re
quire a tonic.”
TU asterlin g household remedy ia moat
B ip ls ls e d at Leaf.
successfully prescribed fo r a “ world of
Pe-ru-na Tablets.
“ Th e late Dr. Morgan Dlx,” said a
troubles.” For derangements o f the di
Some people p refer to trice tablets,
gestive organs it is a natural corrective, derym an o f New York, “ bad a droll
operating directly upon the liver and ali w ay o f lightening grave subjects with rather than to take medicine in a fluid
mentary canal, gently but persistently little humorous asides. Ouce I heard form . Such people can obtain Peruna
stimulating a healthful activity.
Its him addressing a graduating class at a tablets, which represent the
solid
beneficial influence extends, however, to medical school. He began In this way
medicinal ingredients o f Peruna. Each
every portion o f the system, aiding in the
tablet is equivalent to one a verage
processes o f digestion and assimilation of “ ‘ Physiologists tell- us, gentlemen, that dose o f Peruna.
food, promoting a wholesome, natural the older a man grows the smaller bis
appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad brain becomes Tbla explains why the v i s a m i r ■ ■ .• k in s • « th a I s s n a s s .
breath, irregularities o f the bowels, con old man knows nothing and the young
Consumption o f cigarettes Increased
stipation and the long list o f troubles one everything.” '
largely In the United States during the
directly traceable to those unwholesome
last fiscal year ended Jane 30, 1908.
as. Visas’ P -ie-T is S ' « h u m inmaess pan
conditions.
Kasparilla dispels drowsi
aauUy eared by Dr. h .tea's Orest M otto B o - according to the preliminary annual
ness, headache, backache and despond ataror. Sand
for rSXX U N trial bottle aad treat las.
ency due to inectivity o f the liver, Dr. A B. Kites. Id., M t Ante t . . Phlladalphte, Ta. statement^ o f Internal revenue receipts.
kidneys) and digestive tract. I t ia a
Tobacco revenues generally fell off, the
strengthening tonic o f the highest value.
Wot D lsappoteU d.
public smoking few er cigars than the
I f i t fails to satisfy w e authorise e ll
Goodman Gonroag— I ’ve had the offer
preceding year, taking leas snuff and
dealers to refund the purchase price.
o f a Job an’ I ’va a great mind to go te
chewing lens But more cigarettes o f
H o y t C h e m ic a l C o . Portland, Oregon work.
Haymold Storey— I alwua kaowed ther all kinds were used.
Leas spirits were aaed than ia 1.107.
was a yslier streak In yon.
the heaviest fallin g o ff being In tbe
Th e r a m o » P e e r.
spirits distilled from grain, the reve
Each o f tha follow ing namad gentle nue on which declined over 9 19 . 000.000
men, upon being out late with the boys This would Indicate large decline in
baa concocted a famous excuse, and. whisky ¿Qonsumptlpn. Th e Jbeer bus!
what la more wonderful, got away with neqp. however, coo tinned to grow In
It. T h e y a re: Jonah, Ulysses. Rip Van spite o f tbe depression.
Winkle, Robinson Crusoe.— Judge.
Th e total decrease In Internal reve
nue,
as compared with the preceding
f a i r y T a la .
On the third Unger o f her left hand the fiscal year, was 917.906.072.
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system O t
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The reealt o f n years' esperianca. tha nsw way of
replarlne teeth la tba month—teeth In fnet. tenth In
appearance. Math to okew your food upon, aa yoa
did a poo yoor natural onea. Our force Is so orsan-
Isad ws oaa do your satire crown, bridse or plate
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trsagp?"
sweet yeung thing wort a magnificent soli
la i»s o .
taire.
“ Prisoner,” said tbe magistrate se
“ So you’re going to marry a prince,
verely. “ yoa are charged with being a
are you?*’ said the necessary queationar.
millionaire.
How did you bagpen to
“ A prince? I don’t understand.”
fa ll?”
"The son of a coal king.”
“ Your honor,” responded the trem
“ O, yea,” smiled the sweet young thing.
bling man at the bar, “ In a. moment of
“ I ’m to be his Cinder Ella.”
weakness I made a book on the races.”
Te Breaf: ia New Simas.
“ You’re not Incurable,” rejoined the
Always shake in Allen’s Foot-Base, a powder,
ft cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. magistrate, who at heart was not un
,:ur»s corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
til druggists and shoe steres, 2fic. Dont accept kind. “ Go and reform by playing the
>ny substitute. Sample mailed FREK. Address book o f some other fellow. Dismissed.”
Alien 8. Olmsted, La Roy,N. Y. .
— Philadelphia Ledger.
Concern!a* Mrs. Jypao.
Fam e. .
Mrs. Goodeols— What satisfaction does
Proud Father— My daughter. I suppose,
Mrs. Jypea derive from her new automo la getting along famously with her dra
bile? I never see her riding in it.
matic atudiea.
Mias Capsicum— She isn’t deriving any
Principal (o f the school o f dramatic
satisfaction from It now. The Bnoodles a r t)— Er— ye «; indeed the ia. On ar
have bought a finer one.
amateurs’ night at one of the theater« re
cently the audience fairly went wild with
enthusiasm when «he starred in a little
comedy called “ Getting th« Hook."— Chi
cago Tribune.
■ ■ c a s k to W o k « T h o m .
CASTORIA
T h e K in d Y o u H a v e A lw a y s B o u g h t has b o rn e th e sign a
tu r e o f Chas. H . F le tc h e r, an d has b e e n m a d e u n d er his
p erson al sup ervision f o r o v e r SO Y e a r s . A llo w n o on e
t o d e c e iv e yo u in th is. C o u n terfe its , Im ita tio n s a n d
** J u st-a s-g o o d ” a r e b u t E x p e rim e n ts, a n d e n d a n g e r th e
h e a lth o f C h ild ren —E x p e rie n c e a g a in s t E xp erim en ts
What is CASTORIA
G astoria is a h arm less su b stitu te f f< o r C a stor O il, P a r e
g o ric , D ro p s an d S o o th king
in g Syrups.
Syrups, I t is P lea sa n t. I t
con tain s n e ith e r O p iu m i, , M o rp h in e n o r o th e r N a rco tto
substance. I t s a g e is its g u a ra n tee . I t d estro ys W o rm s
an d a lla rs Feverish n ess. I t cu res D ia rrh o e a a n d W in d
C olic. I t re lie v e s T e e th in g T ro u b le s , cures C o n stip a tio n
an d F la tu len cy . I t a ssim ilates th e F o o d , re g u la te s th e
Stom ach an d B o w e ls , g iv in g h e a lth y a n d n a tu ra l sleep.
T h e C h ild ren ’ s P a n a c e a —T h e M o th e r 's F r ie n d .
The Kind You Hare Always Bought
B e a n the Signature of
In Use For Over 3 0 Years.
MAPLEINE
A Flavoring. It malti
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A CURE FOR
»•RHEUMATISM
SOMETHIirG FOB EVXBYBODY
“ I t ’s wonderful.” aald Dubley, “ how
wide-awake tbe Japanese have become
in recent year«.”
“ Oh, lt’a not so wonderful,” replied
tbe observant man, “ when yon consider
that thay have nn earthquake every
night or so* in their country.” — Phila
delphia Press
A »p o lll
B o e o lt.
Badly the mar maid regarded herself la
bar mirror.
“ This,” she said, “ is the penalty Im
posed by nature for tbe absurd effort of
my anchstresses, ages ago, te abolish
hips!"
From which we learn how dangerous
it la to meddle with the orderly processes
of «volution.
-
U p to D ate.
They were looking up at tbe latest
akyscrapper.
“ But what a r « those
things sticking out from tba aides?”
asked the up-atate friend.
‘Th ose? Oh, thoee are the mile
postal” answered the New Yorker.—
Judge.
Peaxate Imported.
ticycle, carrying tw elve riders, led by
Bo many peanuts are eaten In tbla
a seeing person, who does tbe steer-
country that the native supply ts not
ta g
sufficient for the demand and about
According to tbe delegates to the*no
$3,000 worth o f tbe African nuts were
tional opticians’ convention In Philadel
imported from M arseille« In 1900 ^nd
phia, women’s eyes are weaker than
over $73,000 worth ta 1907. The west
men’s, and more o f tbe fa ir aex wear
coast o f A frica produces quantities o f
glasses.
peanuts.
Tbe French Ministry Is draftin g a
laeiatr Horror.
bill to make a standard karat for
“ German, I saw you in tbe conserva
weighing precious stones, fixed at 200
milligrams, and prohibiting tbe word tory the other afternoop embracing an
elderly spinster.”
for any other w eigh c
“ I don’t deny It, Goodsole. I waa try
Mias Ruby Abrams, who was recently ing to conserve our natural resources.”
graduated at the bead o f tbe art class
“ Wh-what?"
“ Reclaiming an arid waist.”
In Cooper Institute, Is deaf, and until
a few years ago waa also dumb. She
has been an art student ever since ahe
was graduated at tbe bead o f her claaa
alx years ago at tbe Institute fo r tbe
T l L V A .V A .U
Improved Inatnictlon o f D eaf Mutes.
She has tbe record o r ha ring won four
prizes during her art course.
TOWER’S FISH BRAND
WATERPROOF
O IL E D
GARMENTS
, are cut on
patterns, d
toqW ethe
, the utmost
UCnT-DURAHHUM
0iM A M T ao£aaf*°ir
s u i t s *»
SUCKERS'
C. Gee Wo
onsTipatton
It la not a hundred years ago sine» ( l a y be permanently overcome by proper
stays fo r women were composed not o f
1 "
* with tb e a ssista n ce
whalebone or hardened leather, but of
en ejio m l IcncaTive
tbe one truly
liars o f Iron and steel from three inches
H and Out
ojiigsanaiautri
_
to four Inches broad and eighteen Inches
eS one to torna regular
long. Again, during tbe reign o f George
III. the top o f the steel stay bad a long babtts daily so that assistance to na-
stocking needle attached to. It to pre ture may be gradually dispensed wttb
vent girls from spoiling tbelr shape by when no longer needed as tbe best of
stooping too much over tbelr work.
remedies, when required, are to assist
Consul General Wobert J . Wynne
makes the report that tbe returns o f
shipping and tonnage o f the Sues canal
for 1907 show that tbe net tonnage
exhibits an all round Increase, the fig
ures fo r tbe last year showing an In
crease o f 1,282,930 tons, as compared
with that o f 1900, and an increase of
1,594,329 over 1905. Receipts daring
1907 showed an Increase o f $1,557,000,
as compared with 1908.
The boring o f an artesian well la not
an easy task. T b e well o f Crenelle
(France) required from Dec. 24, 1833,
to Feb. 20, 1841, fo r completion. Tbe
one at Paaaay o f the same depth took
only two years to make. Our engineers
now count upon one year In which to
complete the well o f Ma Isons-La lilt te.
Tbla well Is already at a depth o f 400
meters. I t w ill go to s depth o f 550
meters.— De Dlon-Bouton Journal.
Mrs. Phoebe Rideout, o f California,
1« the latest recruit to the ranks o f the
women bank presidents. Mrs. Rideout
has Just been elected to succeed h er
late husband as tbe president o f the
bank at Orovllle, Cal., and also aa pres
ident o f the bunks at M arysville and
Grldley. The nggregate capital o f the
three institutions la said to be more
than $3,000,000. Mrs. W illiam Lang-
don, w ife" o f the city attorney o f San
Francisco, has been elected president of
the Union Savings Bank at Modesto.
Miss Esther V. Hasson, o f Washing
ton, la to be the chief hospital nurse
o f the navy. She Is a graduate o f tbe
New Haven Training School fo r Nuraes
and has served in her profession in
Philadelphia, on the hospital ship Re
lie f and on the Isthmus o f Panama
Her appointment will-m ake her head of
the corps o f women nurses In the naval
hospitals here and abroad, but not on
ships o f w ar.
Th e corps o f naval
nuraes w ill numbqr eventually more
than fifty and w ill have an organiza
tion sim ilar to that o f the arm y women
nuraes.
Th e production o f American gems
more than doubled last year, according
to the government reports, the total
value for 1907 being $471,300, w hile In
the preceding year the total waa $208,-
000. Th e total production o f sapphires
In the United States last year was val
ued at $229,800. Tourmaline Is second
In importance and is placed at $84,120.
Among other important .gems produced
w ere chryaoprase, to the value o f $45,-
000; callforulte, $25,000; turquoise,
$23,840; spodumene gems (kunzlte and
blddenlte), $14,500; varlctte, utahllte
and amttrlce, $7,500; rose quarts, beryl,
aquamarine and garnet, each over $0,-
000.
Women postal clerks In N orw ay have
been promised equal pay with the men
clerka as one o f the first results of
their obtaining equal political rlgjts.
In the aevententh century, when Eng
lishwomen were still recognized as pos
sessing an economic and political stat
us aide by side with Englishmen, there
was written an Interesting entry In
the church warden's accounts o f S t
Martin's-ln-the-Felds, proving that one
Elisabeth Bartlett was Intrusted with
the casting o f the second bell, and that
all the women employed thus were paid
• t the same rate as men fo r tbe same
work. Another Instance la to be found
In tho records o f tbe Fleet prison, of
which the first fem ale warden, appoint
ed In 1217 on the death o f her hus
band. Robert, received the same salary
“ aa the said Robert had been accus
tomed to during life.” There waa nn
talk then o f confining the woman's
sphere to work that waa paid badly
nature and not to supplant tbe natur
al functions, wb'icb o ust depend ulti
m ately upon proper nourishment,
P W eiforkan d ngbt living generally
ioget its beneficial effects, always
buy tbe genuine
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»up-to-date. W h e n it co m es t o s e rvice, th ere is n oth in g
that equals th em in lasting qualities.
“HONORBILT” SHOES
ore e v e ry th in g th e nam e Im plies. T h e y are “built on honor. ”
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fin d a n yth in g that w ill outclass them in w ea r, s ty le
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I f y o u r dealer w ill n ot su pply y o u , w r it e t o us.
L o o k fo r the M q y e r Trade M a rk o n the sole.
m U - S s o d os tho same o f a dealer w ho does n ot
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The best
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C
BAKING
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2 d O u n c e s fo r 2 5 C e n ts
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