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HEALS
SORES AND ULCERS
Sores and Ulcers are indications o f impure blood. T h ey show that the
circulation has become infected w ith germs and poisons, which are being
constantly discharged into the open place to irntate the delicate nerves,
tissues and surrounding fleshy and keep the sore in a state o f inflammation
j v W h e t h e r these impurities in the blood are the result o f some
debilitating sickness, an old taint from a form er disease, or whether it is
hereditary bad blood, there is but one w ay to cure sores and ulcers, and that
is to pu rify the blood. Washes, salves, lotions, etc., are often beneficial
because o f their cleansing, antiseptic effects, but nothing applied to the
surface can reach the blood, where the real cause is, and therefore cannot
cure. S. S. S. is the remedy for sores and ulcers o f every kind. It gets down
to the very bottom o f the trouble and removes every trace o f im purity or
ison, and makes a lasting cure. S. S. S. changes the quality of the circu-
ion, so that instead o f feeding the diseased parts with impurities, it
nourishes and heals the irritated, inflamed flesh and causes the ulcer to
fill in w ith healthy tissue by su pplying it w ith pure, rich blood.
Book
on Sores and Ulcers and any medical advice desired sent free to all who write.
G
BLACK ALKALI.
*
P ro fe s s o r
O ld
F a v o rite s
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Worn Washington State Collar* Pullman.
Ik s
B a i l i f f 's D . a c k t r r o f I s U a g t s x
There wae a youth, and s well beloved
youth.
And he wae an esquire'« son;
Hs lovsd the bailiff’s daughter dear
That lived in Islington.
t
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She was coy, and the would not believe
That he did love her eo,
No, nor at .any time she would
Any countenance to him ahow.
But when his friends did understand
Hia fond and foolish mind.
They sent him up to fair London,
An apprentice for to bind.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
P a ttin g
H I.
Foot
la
I*.
“ It ’s good to see you attain, Smidgley,
after all these years, and talk ovar old
times. By the way, I remember there
waa a pretty school teacher that waa a
good deal atuck on you at one time. She
got over it, didn’t she?”
" I hope not, Gunaon. I married her
about ten years ago.”
a r c St. Vita«' D u e . end « m a . Diseases per»e-
r l I J ,.a tly t i n t by Dr. t .I m ' i Ore.» N .rv. Kw-
K on r Send for PBZZ $ 10 « trial bottl. and treat!*«.
H i. R. H. Kiln.. 14.. M Arab St.. Philadelphia. P a
And when he had been seven long years,
And hia love he had not seen,
“ Many a tear have I shed for her sake
C o n fo r m in g ' to T r a d I flo w .
When she little thought of me.”
“ Uncle,” said tha little girl from tha
city, feeling that something of the kind
was expected from her, “ which is die tree Ail the maids o f Islington
that grows the leaf lard?"
Went forth to sport and play,
Having thus compiled with the conven­ A ll but the bailiff's daughter—
tionalities and naked the usual artless
She secretly stole away.
question, the little girl from the city ran
out to the barn, saddled the chestnut She put off her gown of gray.
aorrel, and galloped him all ovar the
And put on her puggiah attire.
neighborhood.
She's up to fair London gone
Her true love to require.
The
R eal
T h la g f.
“Th ere are no literature genuine In
this age.
W here do yoa find nowa­
days the words that burn?"
“ In the books o f corporations when
wanted on the witness stand.” — B alti­
more American.
E x p la in e d .
“ They don’t care for expense here,”
■aid tha regular summer boarder at the
summer resort hotel. “ When you call
for lemonade they give you a stalk or two
o f macaroni with It instead of a straw.”
“ I was juat wondering,” observed the
T s Breaf: la New Shoes. •
new boarder, after a pauae, “ why this
Always shake in Alien's Foot-Ease, a powder,
ft
cures
hot,
sweating, aching, swollen feet.
baked macaroni tastes so strongly of
Cures corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. A t
lemon Juice.’’— Chicago Tribune.
vll druggists and shoe ateres, 26c. Dont accept
Mothers w ill And Mrs. W inslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use tui th eir ch-'idrw
Curing the teething period.
P r o fe s s io n a l
C ro ok ed n ess.
"Pardon me,” said the doctor, who was
taking a downtown luncheon with the
professor; “ but why are you cutting your
»teak in that zigzag fashion?*’
" I am trying,” answered the professor,
“ to follow along its k>in of least resist­
ance.”
iny substitute. Sample m ailed FREE. Add real
Allen B. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
Aa she went along the road.
The weather being hot and dry, '
There waa she aware of her true love,
A t length came riding by.
She stepped to him, sa red as any rose.
And took him by the bridle ring :
" I pray yon, kind sir, give me one penny
T o ease my weary limb.”
“ I prithee,* sweet heart, canet thou tell me
Where that thou waat born?*’
“ A t Islington, kind sir,” said she,
“ Where I have bad many a scorn.”
O v a r a a a lla a s .
Capt. Kidd, the pirate, waa burying hta
treasure.
“ I could lock it up in a aafety deposit
vault, of courae,” he aaid, “ but I want to
put the atulf where the personal property
assessor will never bear of it.”
Bo well did he do the Job, in fact, that
it haan't been turned up, even yet. -
“ I prithee, sweet heart, canet thou tell me
Whether dost thou know
The bailiffs daughter of Islington?”
"She’s dead, sir, long ago.”
"Then will I sell
My saddle and
I will unto some
Where no man
my goodly steed.
my bow,
far countree
doth me know.”
S y ste m .
Catarrh Cannot be Cured
Mrs. Homer— Isn’t it terrible to have
to cross the street at one of the busy
corners?
Mrs. Storer— Yea. indeed. You never
know when one of those big policemen is
going to grab you by the arm and scare
you half to death.— Chicago Tribune.
wtth LOCAL APPLICATIONS, a. they eennot
reach the »cat of the dlae*ae. Catarrh 1. a blood
or constitutional d iease, and In order to cure
It you must take Interest remedies. Hsll's
Catarrh Cure I. taken Internal,y, and acta di­
rectly upon the blood and mucous surface«.
H all s Catarrh Cure la not a quack medic tie.
U » a t prescribed by one of the beat phyiic ana
in Ih li countay for y ea n and is a regular pre-
erlptlon. I t is composed of the best tonics
F la t t e r y l a A r t .
know.i,combined with the best blood purifiers,
acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The
Crltlcns— Whose portrait is that?
perfect combination of the two Ingredients is
A rtist— Mrs. De Scadds. W hat do
What produces such wonderful results incur-
*ng catarrh__ Pend for testimonials free.
you think o f it?
F .J . (CHENEY A CO., Propa., Toledo, O.
Criticus— I t ’s a splendid picture, but
Sold by Drurebta. price 75o.
Take H all’s Fam ily Pilla for r c o n iti p o tio n .
it doesn't look anything like her.
A rtist— O f course n o t I need the
There is an altar society in Brooklyn money.
eoui|*oseJ of night policemen. The mem­
bers contribute a certain amount every
■ y D e fa a lt.
month which pays for lights and flowers
“ Does your husband ever praise your
ati an altar of perpetual adoration.
cooking, Bertha?" asked the young w ife’s
elderly aunt.
“ O. yea. Indeed, auntie?”
"W hat doea he say when he does?”
“ W ell— er— he doesn’t say much, you
know, but I can always tell when the
cooking pleases him. He doesn’t swear
at it.”
The
uiui i^tutroiijtnna,
t ------
------- — * to form r e g u l a r
habits daily so that assistance to na­
ture may be gradually' dispensed w ith
when no longer needed as the best of
remedies, when required, are to assist
nature and not to supplant the natur­
al junctions, which must depend ulti­
mately upon proper nourishment,
proper efforts,and right living generally.
’ To get its beneficial effects, always
huy the genuine.
Syrupif R g s ^ E lix ir 1tf Senna
S'*
'■ manufactured W the
C alifornia
F i g S y r u p C o . o n iy
SOLO BY ALL LEADING DRUGCi STS
One s iz e o n jy , r e g u la r p ric e
50 f
per B u tt la
H e m is p h e r e
Seasoma.
Since the earth is much farther from
the sun when It Is summer in the
northern hemisphere and winter in the
southern than when the seasons are
re versed,- It mtgtrt be supposed- th a t t n r
climate would be more extreme in the
southern half o f the earth than it is in
the northern. Th e actual difference is
made slight by the fact that the pro­
portion o f land to w ater Is much great­
er in the northern hemisphere.
T k e V a l a e o f L lt e rn t n re .
W ife — May I kindle the fire with the
first act o f that old play o f yours?
Author— Better try the second, it’s
more fiery.— Transatlantic Tales.
F a s h io n s
R e v e rs e d .
Mabel— How do you like my new
gotrn, grandmamma?
Gmndmamma— I don’ t.
In my day
girls wore one button gloves and gowns
buttoned up to the neck. Now they wear
one tuttou gowns and gloves buttoned up
to the neck.— Judge.
“ O stay, O etay! thou goodly youth,
She’a alive, ehe is not dead;
Here the standeth by thy side.
And ia ready to be thy bride.”
“ O farewell g r ie f! and welcome Joy!
Ten thousand times and more.
For now I have seen my own true love
That I thought I shouM have seen no
more.”
— Old Ballads.
H IS S E R V IC E S .
W hat
B e c a m e o f A U th e B i l ls
In t ro d u c e d l a C o n *re a a .
He
"Yes, my fellow citizens,” said the
political candidate, “ i f you have paid
any attention to the work o f Congress
you w ill have noticed that during the
past session I introduced twenty-two
bills, each o f which was Intended to
benefit this community. I stand before
yon to-day with the- proud conscious­
ness o f having served yon faithfully
and to the best o f my ability. Those
twenty-two bills would, i f they had
been passed, have made this one o f the
most favored districts on God’s green
earth, and----- ”
“ Oh,” yelled a man In the gallery
“ we-know you-introduced ’em, all right,
but what happened to ’em after that?”
“ Gentlemen, I appeal to your sense
o f honor. Do you consider it fa ir that
I should be interrupted In this man­
ner? Is It right that I should----- ”
“Th ere ain’ t no harm in answerin'
the question, is there?” asked another
o f the statesman's hearers.
“ W ell, sir, I will tell you what be
came o f those bills, my fellow citizens.
Every one o f them was printed in the
Congressional Record, where, i f you
w ill look over the files, you may find
them to-day. But to revert to the Beed
question, gentlemen, I do not hesitate
to promise that no man livin g in this,
the most splendid district In our grand
old State, shall appeal to me In vain If
you shall deem it best to send me back
to Washington, where I hnve served
you with such signal ability.” — Chi­
cago Record-Herald.
T h e T ic k e t th a t C am e B ack.
T h e K i n d Y o u H a v e A lw a y s B o u g h t h a s b o r n e t h e s ig n a ­
t u r e o f C has. H . F le t c h e r , a n d lia s b e e n m a d e u n d e r h is
p e r s o n a l s u p e r v is io n f o r o v e r 3 0 y e a r s . A l l o w n o o n e
t o d e c e iv e y o u in th is . C o u n te r fe it s , Im it a t io n s a n d
“ J u s t - a s - g o o d ” a r e b u t E x p e r im e n ts , a n d e n d a n g e r t h e
h e a lt h o f C h ild r e n —E x p e r ie n c e a g a in s t E x p e r im e n t .
What is CASTORIA
C a s to r ia is a h a r m le s s s u b s titu te f o r C a s to r O il, P a r e *
g o r lc . D r o p s a n d S o o th in g S y ru p s. I t is P le a s a n t. I t
c o n ta in s n e it h e r O p iu m , M o r p h in e n o r o t h e r N a r c o t io
s u b s ta n c e . I t s a g e is it s g u a r a n te e . I t d e s tr o y s W o r m s
a n d a lla y s F e v e r is h n e s s . I t c u r e s D ia r r h o e a a n d W i n d
C o lic c. . I t r e lie v e s T e e t h in g T r o u b le
le s s ^ , c u re s C o n s tip a tio n
a n d F la t u le n c y . I t a s s in fila te s t h e F o o d , r e g u la t e s t h e
aaoh
n d B o w „ e ls , g i v i n g h e a lt h y a n d n a tu r a l s le e p .
S tM M
c h i a
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T h e C h ild r e n ’ s P a n a c e a —T h e M o t h e r ’ s F r ie n d .
The Kind You t o e Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
In Use For Over 3 0 Years.
I T f MWSMV m i f T , NSW W M • «TT.
i.
«
Elliot M akss S u ggestion »
f o r O vercom in g Troubla.
A prominent railw ay man tells o f a
railw ay ticket that took a sudden Jour­
ney on Its own account It appears
that as a northbound train on tbe Colo­
rado and Southern road pnssed one of
the stations a passenger in a forward
car raised a window, and in an in­
stant his ticket was blown from his
hands. Tbe passenger naturally gave
it up fo r lost and was much surprised
wheu tho baggagemnster handed it to
him a little while later.
It appears
that when the ticket flew through the
window a southbound train was pass­
ing. Th e suction o f that train, which
was moving at a rapid rate, drew the
ticket along with it, and as it passed
the rear end o f tbe northbound train It
blew into the door o f tbe smoking car.
There It was found by the baggage-
master.— Minneapolis Journal.
R e n a It o f P r s s t l f s .
“T h a t shoeblack poet who is all the
rage really writes very well.”
“ Yes, his verse Is so polished.” — Bal­
timore American.
W e have lived a great many years,
and have never yet seen any time, need
or occasion, fo r eating off a kitchen
floor, yet it has always been the stand­
ard o f neatness If a woman's kitchen
floor Is so clean “ anyone could eat off
It"
________________________
When there is no other excuse for
a poor marrlsfee, people say It was $
lova match.
In a letter addressed to a farmer
residing near Walla Walla, Professor
Elliott discussed black alkali, and its
interference with the growth o f al­
fa lfa ; plants which are tolerative o f
alk a li; grasses and plants which tend
to crowd out alfalfa, and means pre­
ventive o f this; and a certain pest
which is damaging the leaves o f apple
trees grown by this fanner.
Briefed
somewhat, the letter follows:
“ I understand from your letter, that
you are having difficulty with the black
alkali, which interferes with the start­
ing o f alfalfa. The land in question is
undoubtedly so supplied with water
near the surface that there ia consider­
able evaporation, which has caused the
alkali to rise to the surface.
This
trouble would be observed in all such
land, and the best way to prevent it is
by surface draining. This would per­
m it the washing out o f the alkali from
tha surface through the drains, and I
think you would have sufficient rainfall
in the winter to accomplish this.
The
drains should be from two to three feet
below the surface, which would not
interfere with the cultivation o f al­
falfa, as the water level would be at
the distance beneath the surface o f the
lower level o f the drains.
” 1 suspect that i f you are able to
g et a start o f alfalfa, it would be able
to overcome the effect o f the alkali,
which I assume is strongest near the
surface; but with the water level so
near the surface as it is, the roots
would not have any encouragement to
penetrate deeply, and would probably
stop at the water table. I t might be
possible to counteract the effect o f the
alkali by the use o f considerable ma­
nure, or some chemical fertiliser, but
I very much doubt the value o f such
treatment.
“ W e have seen some
excellent
stands o f alfalfa secured by seeding
alfalfa in the fall. Fall seeding should
be done early enough to secure the full
benefit o f the fa ll rains, and thereby
make a growth, which would insure
that the alfalfa would pass safely
through the first winter, while the
plants were somewhat tender. I think
that in the warm section o f the state,
where you are located, that this would
be perfectly possible; and it would
have the further advantage o f starting
during the time when the alkali would
be less abundant, due to its being
washed out by the winter rains.
“ Regarding plants which might be
tolerative o f alkali, the station would
inform you that there are several, but
that it is quite difficult to obtain the
seed of such in any quality. There is
a plant known as salt grass (Distichlis
Maritima), which has a small B e e d ,.
and is very coarse, which is somewhat
common, but which seeds very spar­
ingly ; consequently, getting a start o f
this grass is very difficult. I t does
not make first class forage but stock
wiU sat it. IJs chief value is its abil­
ity to grow in alkaline places, thereby
absorbing the alkali.
“ I t ia said that the Australian Balt
bush w ill do the same. This plant re­
sembles tumble weed, and the station
has been informed that it is becoming
quite a pest in the neighborhood o f
Walla Walla.
Therefore the experi­
ment station does not advise you to
try it.
“ The salt grass to which you refer
is entirely different from the Iowa
quack grass. You w ill find that blue
grass, as w ell as other grasses, wiTT
frequently crowd out a lfalfa; in fact,
throughout this region we find that
after six or seven years the alfalfa be­
comes so crowded out by other grasses
that the ground has to be worked over,
or plowed up.
Frequent disking w ill
control this to some extent. I doubt
if alfalfa w ill grow in any soil where
the water table is as near as three
feet to the surface.
“ The pest which you mention is un­
doubtedly the aphis, or apple lice,
which affect the leaves.
They are
sucking insects, and absorb so much of
the sap that the leaves curl up and ul­
timately die. I t iB difficult to control
wire worms when they once get a
start. I t is possible that a treatment
of air-slacked lime around the plants,
or even an application o f salt, might
have s beneficial effect.
Either o f
these applications would need to be
made with great care.”
Query— W ill you kindly advise us
concerning the use o f dust sprayers in
the fruit raising sections o f the Pacific
slope? Has their success been uni­
form, or otherwise?
Ans.— There is a peculiar condition
existing at the present time relative to
the use u f dust sprays in the several
fruit growing sections o f the North­
west. Quite a number o f orchardists
are using the dust sprays at the pres­
ent time, and are successful to the
extent o f keeping their fru it almost
entirely free from insect pests, reduc­
ing the amount o f injury to less than
one per cent. Other experiments have
failed entirely.
Where successfully
used, this method o f spraying is very
satisfactory, especially in hilly orch­
ards where it is almost impossible to
get around with a gasoline outfit.
In
the opinion o f W. S. Thornber, horti­
culturist o f the state experiment sta­
tion o f Washington, the matter o f dust
sprays is a good field for further ex­
ploitation. — From the Washington
State College. Pullman.
Jake H u
B eeo m #
a 8 l*fc ta rn .
“ John Chinaman, as s race, has be­
come fired with municipal seal,” said
a New Yorker who likes to watch the
sightseeing wagons. “ Also John has
lecam e financially reckless. Several
times this spring I have seen ’rubber­
necks’ go by with two or more China­
men among tbe passengers. I don’t re­
member ever to have seen that phe­
nomenon until this season, except, of
course, in the case o f traveling Orien-
tals. But the sightseeing Chinese that
I have noticed lately are residents of
New York out fo r tbe first time in their
lives probably to see something o f the
town they live in.”
t a s M ia s n a s a A k e s t 1 «.
“ Mr. Gllzsard.” asked the caller, “ are
jo a carrying all the life insurance you
can afford?”
“ No,” answered the man at the desk.
“ I can afford more, and I had expected to
take out more, but from a note I got
from my employer this morning I have
begun to suspect that I ’ m carrying a
good deal more than I am worth.”
For Thin,
Poor Blood
Y ou can trust a m e d ic in e
tested 6 0 years I Sixty years
o f experience, think o f that I
Experience with A y e r’s Sar­
saparilla; the original Sarsa­
parilla; the strongest Sarsapa­
rilla; the Sarsaparilla the doc­
tors endorse for thin blood,
weak nerves, general debility.
But aran ih li m i n i old medicine cannot So
It* boat wurk If the U»rr I. Inactive and tea
bowels cou*tt|.ated. For the beat poealble re­
mit*, you .hould lake lazatWadnaos of Avar's
Pill* while taking tl a 8 irsaparllla. Tha ftvar
will quickly respond, and so wUl the bowels.
K a d a b y j.C . A yer Co , Low ell. Mane.
Also » » r u t facturer« o f
A S p o rt in g ' E v e n t .
9
Mrs. Peck— Henry, do you see any­
thing in the paper about Blinker run­
ning over his mother-]n hi w?
Mr. Peck— Not yet. I haven't come
to the sporting news.— Puck.
BAIE VMOS.
AGUE CURE.
CHERRY PECTORAL.
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LendvilIt, Colorado* Specimen prices: Gold,
Btlver, L ad, f l ; Gold, Silver, 73c; Gold, 60c; Zinc or
Capi**r, 61. t yanldo tenia. Mailing envelop*** and
All! price list sent on application. Control and Uiu-
pirework solid tad.
iUi*r«mc«s Carbonaio K m
lional B aq I l
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WHEN YOU GOME TO PORTUNO
ARRANG E TO STOP A T
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A New end Madam European Hotel eatarinc
particularly to Stata people. A refined place for
lodiaa visiting tha city, eioea to tha shopping
cantor. Ratos reasonable. Free Boa.
I L C U R IE , ( M i 1 f i r * * a$M) Mgr.
KASPARILLA
TLis sterling household remedy is most
successfully prescribed fo r a “ world or
troubles.” For derangements o f the di­
gestive organs it is a natural corrective,
operating directly upon the liver and ali­
mentary canal, gently but persistently
stimulating a healthful activity.
Its
beneficial influence extends, however, to
every portion o f the system, aiding in the
processes of digestion and assimilation of
food, promoting s wholesome, natural
appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad
breath, irregularities o f the bowels, con­
stipation and the long list o f troubles
directly traceable to those unwholesome
conditions.
Kasparilla dispels drowsi­
ness, headache, backache and despond­
ency due to inactivity o f the liver,
kidneys and digestive tract. It is a
strengthening tonic o f the highest value.
I f it fails to satisfy w e authorize all
dealers to refund the purchase price.
H o y t C h e m i c a l C o . Portland, Oregon
E G G -PH O SPH A TE
B A K IN G PO W D E R
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A modern leavener at
a moderate price; Is 30
per cent, more efficient
than “ Trust" oe Cream-
of-Tartar products and
»LioluU'y free from the
health-racking Rochelle
Silts residue invariably
accompanying their use.
G et it from your Grocer
25c -* FULL POUND -2 5 c
C. Gee Wo
Tha wall koowa rellakla
CHINESE
DOCTOR
(sot and lerb
H m nade a Ufa stady at
roots sad barbs, sad la t»W
si uUy discovered and is gta.
In* to the world bis wnadm
fuT remedies.
N » Mercury. Poisons or Drugs Used—tic Cards
1% »hoot Operation, or Without the Aid o f ■ KoMs
IS
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M OTTO
H e gnsrDntees to Cure Catarrh. Asthmi
roat. R1 fit rant f«m. Nerroasness. R e n oiw
»much. L ive r. Kidney Troubles: a Iso Lost 1
mule Weakness and A ll P riv a te Diseases
g
A SU R E C AN CE R CURE
.said an Em ployer: ' ‘Stick to quality,
Just Received from P ekin*. C hina-Safe. Ssr*
sod Reliable.
it w ill win ont in the end.”
W e do
“ stick to quality.” That is the reason
C O N S U L T A T IO N P R B 8
our graduates a re so thorough and in
tf you cannot c a ll writ« for symptaa blank and aim »
Iarlo-e 4 ren** ta utamra.
such demand. Investigate our claims to _ THE 0. lor.
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superiority. Catalogue, business forms
Pianre Mention XbJsPaper. _ _____—
and penwork free. Call, phone or write.
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T enth and Morrioon, Portland, Oregon
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m e n tio n t i l l s p ap er.
B U S IN E S S COLLEGE
P O R T L A N D . OREGON
B E H N K E -W A L K E R STU D EN TS SUCCEED. W H Y ?
They are Trained for business In a business-like way.
W hy not enroll in a reputable school that places all o f Its graduates?
L M. W ALKER. Pres.
SEN D FOR C ATALO G U E
M ULE TEAM
O. A. BOSSERMAN. See.
BORAX
Sterilizes Clothing, Is Antiseptic a n d prevents O dor from Perspiration.
Sample Borax. Booklet and Lace Centerpiere deai n. lOr. of PACIFIC COAST BORAX CO. Oak laud. CM
Jaques M(g. C *
Chicago.
H e r U e a e r o a lt p .
He— I wish that you were poor, so
that you would be w illing to m arry me.
She— Evidently I am fa r more gen­
erous than you. I wish you were rich,
so that I might be w illing to m arry
you.
Sad
O v e ra lg b t.
How many persons who go
Away on vacations to roam
Take trunkful* of perfectly useless things
And Issvs their manners a t ‘home I
erfect
or
Money back.
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