NEWBEEG, YAMHILL 00
CormpwMha
r Because o f sach a tendency in
i that direction BUa Wheeler WO-
, cox, editor o f “ The New Thought
i Magazine" o f Chicago, recently
■ said: "There is need in our land
> tor a new society with many in
itials. It should be called the S.
P. T. P. O. T. C.—the Society tor
the Protection ot the Credulous.
The work ot this society should
be to pass and enforce laws mak
ing the many fake advertisers ot
'Fame and Success by Corres
pondence’ punishable by fine and
j ini|ii isimnunt. Not long ago I
received a circular from an al
leged ‘School o f Osteopathy/
MK Thomas was bora ia Grant taught by correspondence. Sure
County, Wisconsin, March 25th, ly such advertisements are little
1843. In 1857 the family moved less than criminal, since the per
t o Kansas and in 1860 to Iowa. son who attempts to give osteo
Early in 1862 the deceased en pathic treatments without the
listed in the 36th Iow a Infantry, thorough training o f the recog
.Company H. He served until nized osteopathic colleges is en
the close of the Civil War, ten dangering the life ot his patients,
months o f that time being spent as surely as is the quack who
in a Rebel prison at Tyler, Texas. deals in drugs. There is no quick,
He was married at Fairmont, easy road to achievement in any ,
Missouri, in 1867 to Margaret worthy line of art or in any pro
Williams. Five children were fession. Beware o f all such ad
born, only tw o o f whom are liv vertisers. They take your money j
1
ing—Will Thomas and Mrs. Sam and give you no return.”
No
correspondence
school
can
McVey.
F or a great number o f years teach you real osteopathy. Can i
Mr. Thomas had been practically you find an M. D. that would ad- •
helpless, having been in a palsied vise you to take a “ Correspond
condition, through all of which ence Course” in m e d icin e ? j
his devoted wife has been the ’Twould be as reasonable. All <
very soul o f devotion and care. persons should understand that j
And during this long period of the standard osteopathic colleges
affliction Mr. Thomas was ever a o f today are on a par with other |
patient, gentle sufferer—his Chris medical colleges, giving just as i
tian fortitude a lesson to all with thorough training in the sciences,
whom he came in contact. For requiring three years (9 months ]
many years he had been a mem each) of study, while four years ]
(6 months each) are all that is
ber of tbe Methodist Church.
necessary
to meet the minimum <
The bereaved family desire to
requirements
o f standard medical |
express their appreciation o f the
many acts o f kindness shown colleges. The great majority o f
them by friends and neighbors in Old School doctors only spent (
the hours o f their affliction in tbe twenty-four months in study, (
sickness and death o f beloved which docs not give them any
big grounds for boasting o f their i
husband and father.
“ four year course” over the os- |
teopath
with his twenty-seven ]
Washing-
months’ study. (A few oftheM .
D. colleges give 7 and 8 months j
Yamhill county had a cherry each year.) Above all do not be j
tree which was cut a few weeks imposed on by “ diploma mill
a g o which measured six feet and doctors,” nor “ bath scrubbers” j
tea inches, tw o feet above the
ground and this was claimed to who claim they can “ treat like
be the largest cherry tree in the osteopaths:” Osteopathic tech- ,
state. Now, Yamhill that’s g o
ing some but you should have
let it grow awhile longer! The
cherry*tree cut last May in front
of Prof. Marsh’s home on Pacific
avenue measured seven feet and
six inches, twelve feet from tbe
ground. Why, that Yamhill
cherry tree was only a saplipg.
Washington always did take toj
cherry trees!—F o r e s t G r o v e
Times.
We don’t know anything about
the above Yamhill County cherry
tree referred to. In fact it’s most
to o small to attract very general
notice, the same as might be said
for the Washington County tree
the Times is inclined to brag
about.
But we do know a little some
thing about a Yamhill County
cherry tree that is a tree and that
is still growing. The famous
Abernethy cherry tree southeast
o f town was measured Tuesday
and its circumference was found
to be eight feet, eleven inches.
W h e r e a s , In the Providence
From limb to limb it measures
ot God and according to the law
fifty-three feet, seven inches.
of our being we are called upon
The largest crop ot fruit ever tak
to part with another beloved
en from it was a little over tw o
comrade; one who always exem
thousand pounds.
plified the principles of fraternity,
Some shrewd Yamhiller evi
charity and loyalty, and mani
dently started this little contro
fested a deep interest in the wel
versy over the biggest cherry
fare ot the Grand Army of the Re
trees, which has been raging oyer
public, therefore lie it
the Willamette Valley, and begun
R eso lved , That in the death
by calling attention to a “ sap
o f Cleveland Eggers, Shiloh Post
ling” as the Times suggests, but
loses one o f its pillars; the depart
only in order to draw out Wash
ment o f Oregon an esteemed mem
ington, Polk, and Marion Coun
ber; the City o f Newberg and
ties. Bnt now that they are
community a valuable citizen,
Heal Estate Transient,
through, Old Yamhill comes back
and the bereaved family an ex
r ambili Count t Ahatraot
at them with the beater, as toportwt br Com th«
»an t . MeMlaavlll«.
emplary husband and father.
usual. *
Geo C Robinson to Jno Boney; And be it farther
'R E 80Ï, THUB8DAY, JULY 30.1908,
R esolved , That oar charter
be draped for thirty day«; that
theae resolutions be engrossed on
oar records, and a copy be tar
nished the ffcmily.
G. W. A l l e n ,
J. W. D ouglas ,
A. B a r t h o l o m e w ,
Committee.
A Canton (O.) theological stu
dent interested in baseball wrote
a thesis on “ Baseball Among the
Ancients,” from which a re
gleaned the following facts:
Abraham made a sacrifice.
The Prodigal Son madeahome
run.
Cain made a base hit when he
kiUed Abel.
David was a great long-dis
tance thrower.
Moses shut out the Egyptians
at the Red sea.
Moses made his first run when
he slew the Egyptian.
The devil was the first coacher.
Eve stole first—Adam stole sec
ond.
When Isaac met Rebecca at
the well she was.walking with a |
pitcher.
Samson struck out a great
many times when he beat the
Philistines.
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