LEW IS & CLARK
QUEEN PATENT
Acts as public warehousemen for
for storage o f Hay and Grain.
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Highest market price Paid for Hay,
Grain, Potatoes, E tc.,
* City Free Delivery
Both phoney
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My seat!
Where did she get that hatT
Who aver did
Invent a lady’s lid
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Who had the nerve to roll it out
And stretch it more and more,
From centerpiece to rim, until
It spread from shore to shore.
And likewise lifts its summit up,
On birds’ and other wings,
Above the earth until it scrapes
The clouds and other things?
Who added to the wondrous width
O f brim so that the space /
Could easily accommodate
An automobile race?
Say, who done that?
Who built her hat?
Who made it something never seen
On earth or in the sky,
A flat o f wide extended plain,
A mountain towering high?
Cut wider doors for her to get 1 V
Inside o f any p la ce,'
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And put the ceiling on the roof
To give her nodding apace.
Push up the clouds to let her stand
Erect upon the ground,
And shove the wide horiaon back P
To let her turn around.
Oh, wierdly witching, w oosyhy*
That flattens out and towers—
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Who ever saw a thing like that—
A pancake piled with flowers?
A hat contagious—spreading? Yea,
That names the Merry Wid.
And she who fails to catch it should
'Slip out and change her lid.
Gee W hii!
What a wonder woman is!
Xnd my seat!
Where DID she get that hat?
—Exchange.
Millinery and Madness.
T H A T N E E D S R E P A IN T IN G
OR FOR YO U R
Gas Stoves, Radiators,
an d oth er articles fo r w h ich y o u n eed a
h e a t- o r cold -resistin g , h ig h g lo s s p ain t,
L O W E B R O TH E R S
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C A R R IA G E GLOSS P A IN T
Is known to be best. It has been tested for years, and alw ays with
snccasa « Beautiful colors; easily applied; dries qnickly and very hard
with varnish-gloss finish; costs bat a trifle.
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For Sale at Jr B. Mount’s
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Something to “Lean On
x rr stru t
and visible means o f practical support is a good, sub
stantial bank account- Once you have a good balance
at your banker’ s, you do not care how things go, be
cause you feel independent. And the only way to get
a bank account is to save, and save, and acquire riches
by patient th rift We can help youNdo this by taking
care o f your savings and paying j ^ ou a good interest
thereon.. Do not delay, but start saving at once.
BANK OF NEW BERG
B. C. MILES, Pres.
J . L. HOSKINS,Viee Pres.
i. C. COLCORD, Cashier
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Millinery has a different eflect
upon different people. While its
cost may in a few instancesdjave
some husbands mad, it seldom, if
ever happens that a womai^ .re-
gains her reason through the
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means of a new hat.
Recently a gentleman whose
wife was confined to a sanitari-
nm because o f a severe case of
melancholia, and who the phy-
sicians declared was incurttble,
regained her reason in this way,
says the Millinery Trade Review,
Her husband called to take her
home and observing that'she
was rather shabbily dressed,
started out».with the assistance
of a nurse, to secure a pew hat
and coat, that she might appear
somewhat up to date. The poor
woman was somewhat indiffer
ent as to the appearance of the
coat, but when the hat was
placed upon her head she instinct-
ively glanced at a mirror to see
if her hat was on straight. Sh^
was delighted, and, weeping tears
of joy , flung herself into her has-
band’s arms exclaiming: “ I’m
well again, I’m well again.”
Something in her head “ had
snapped” and she was soon her-
self again The moral of this
case is that many a map’s wife
would be kept.out of the sanita
rium if they would let something
in their wives’ heads “ snap” in
stead o f snapping their pocket-
books when asked fgr money for
a new hat.
P. S.—We hereby certify that
the above is “ pure reading mat
ter,” inserted without the con
nivance of the local lid dealers.
June House Cleaning
Announcement
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W e with to d ear the »tore o f odd and broken lo te o f merchandise, and in order
to do so quickly we place these good« on tale at apodal prices. Help ut to do
the Wbrk thoroughly. You need die goods; W e need die money.
M en’s Clothing
Ribbon Special
' Buy your ribbons now fo r the Fourth.
No. 1600 Ribbon while they last
No. 22 per yd 12c
No. 5 per yd
No. 40 per yd 15c
No. 7 per yd
No. 60 per yd 16c
No. 9 per yd
N o. 80 per yd 18c
N o 12 per yd
N o 16 per yd
$3.00 Hat free with any man’s suit above
$15.00.
$2.50 Hat free with any man’s suit up to
$15.00.
25 Young Men’s and Men’s 2 piece suits
at half form er price;
No hats with
these suits.
BOY’S OVERALLS— Gfiod Quality Den-
ems; while they last at 21c.
Goods placed on sale Friday, June 12th.
Our ambition is to
sales equal or better than last year. H elp us out and .we
will appreciate it by giving you die best possible prices.
PO RTER
Wanted .and
For Sale.
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Wholesale & Retail
Commission Merchants
Highest prices paid for all
kinds o f farm produce.
Produce sold on commis
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Newberg
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Lumber &. Shingles
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Yon will find creamery and
dairy butter; eggs and chickens;
potatoes and buttermilk; also
ice cream in bulk at Watts &
Keller’s commission house on
mam St., Call and see us, either
to sell or buy.
Special prices.* Figures will
convince. Prompt delivery
and grade guaranteed.
Something That Every Woman
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Needs
The light that never fails. No
under shadow and efjual to gas.
The Republican Congressional Satisfaction guaranteed. For
Committee offers $150 for the sale by A. W . M c D o u g a l l ,
6-25
Dayton, Oregon.
Unity]
Moonlight Benefit Picnic.
best article not exceeding 1,000
E. J. Arnold, proprietor of the words on the subject:
The school o f District No. 23 steam swing and outdoor mov
WHV THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
^closed Friday, June 12, with a ing picture show which has been
B y F % A. Crawford, 25 high-
SHOULD BE SUCCESSFUL
^successful picnic that was held on operating in Newberg for the
grade
Cotswold ewes; also tw o
NEXT NOVEMBER.
the site o f the old school building. past tw o weeks, Aias interested
The competition is open to all. Malbrmo colts, bit and harness
The morning was spent in vis himself in the Newberg Band
In judging the merits ot con broken, 3 and 4 years old, fine
iting^ playing games and auto boys and has offered to give them
tributions consideration will be lookers. Postoffice Dundee, both
r id in g . Dr. H. C.tDixon, o f a lift. With their co-operation
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given not only to style, argu _ phones.
Grants Pass, was there with hiq he has arranged to give them a
ments and facts presented, but
fine machine and all of the chil big benefit Saturday evening of
The Newberg Meet Co
to the convincing power, and it
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dren and most o f the older peo this week, leading features o f
Has the best facilities for fur
should be borne in mind that
M ade and Sold by the Newberg Sash A Door Factory.
ple were favored with a spin.
which will be moonlight moving members of Congress are to be nishing first class meats and
At noon every one sat down to pictures, ice cream served by the
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Call and see how it works.
elected as well as President and butchers’ supplies, and the best
the tables which were filled to boys on the lawn, and of coarse,
is none too good for their cus
Vice-President.
overflowing with all manner of the round and round about on the
No manuscript will be returned, tomers. Free delivery and both
good things to eat.
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steam swing. The boys are ex but will be the property of the phones.
Dinner over, the company was pecting a big attendance from Committee.
called to order by the teacher, J. I the country as well as from town
The best article will be widely
THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BLACKSMITH
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J. Ellyson, and a good program:; and hav£ promised to have hitch used both in the newspapers o f * *
Aak f or aad try one* BLUE BELL Cougb Syrup. Pita Remedy, Man1*- Peia Liniment, or
given by the pupils. This was ing racks provided for teams. It the country and in pamphlet V l T d P I I 1C %Pl a O v J
BLUE BELL Stomach TaMata, Diarrhoea, Croup. Narva, Cough, Nay Fever Aad Catarrh, Blood,
form.
Ganaral
Tonic, Bright Sunahtat, Heart, Worm, Kidney, Headache, Summer Complaint, Soothing
followed by short talks from the 1 should be an evening o f much en
The award will be made and j
Tabiata lor Children, Liver, Female Regulator or Quia ay Tablet*.
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patrons of the school. v»_
check
sent
to
successful
content
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joyment and the boys deserve the
For g a ie ty F. H. Caldwell &
At 4:30 everyone went to the ¡ encouragement o f a big attend ant about August 15th. Mamt-
scripts must be mailed not later
tables again, and for an hour ice ance.
Notice-
For Rent.
than July 15th to
scream and cake was found to re
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Literary Bureau,
A very fine full blooded Jersey j. A cottage out at Nye Creek
ceive its share o f attention, filter
Septic Tanks!
Republican Congressional Com
for service at one dollar.
beach, adjoining Newport. See
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which we adjourned, having
1 am prepared to put in septic
mittee,
FRED W erth , * or address JOhn Crosby, Dundee,
spent a most delightful day.
tanks after the latest approved
Metropolitan Bank Building,
Wynooeki street
Oregon.
' Washington, D. C,
O ne W ho w as T h e r e .
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methods.
E nos E llis .
W. E. CROZER, Asst. Cashier
$150 for Best Article.
TAKE THE BLUE BELL*L1NE TO HEALTH
Sem i-W eekly
Journal $ 1 .0 0
Both papers for
$ 2 .0 0 per year.