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I
All Humors
Ara
kidney* and
o f without help.
Does Your
Heart Beat
which tbs akin. H
organa cannot take cara
Pimple*, boll*,
tlona. I on of appetite, that tired feeling,
blUooa torn*. Ota tot Indlgeetlon, dull bead*
ache* and many other trooblaa an dim to
them. They an removed by
Hood's Sarsaparilla
He—So your husband baa given vp
In «anal liquid form or In cbooolated amoklng. That wants a pretty strong
Ubleta known eaSaraatabN. lOOdoeeatl will. She—Well, I’ve got one.—Punch.
Daughter—She aeeme to have got
orer the death of her first husband,
Vent.
father— Yea, but her second husband
“ Step op and take your medicine !”
Twae Uncle 8am that «poke It
hasn’t — Pick-Me-Up.
And now the tobacco truat will pleaaa
Mrs. Smalltown—Would you accept a
Pvt that In Ita pipe and amok* it
place in the auburbe! Oook— I'll con­
__ „ wm <bd Mn. Wtaalow** Soothleg sider It If yea bars room In your garage
*yrup tbe best remedv to um tot tbelr «hlldma
for me motor.—Town Topics
durlag tk* teetklng perlod.
T ’
“ What did you think o f that girl at
C k o lM *| T e rm e .
her
coming-out party?” “ Well, to be
"I* llr. Bliggine a good golf playarT”
“ No," anewered Miae Cheyenne, ” 1 perfectly frank, I thought she’d better
happened to be eufflclrntly near to bear go back!”—Leslie’s Weekly.
bis language wbea be aude a bad etroke.
Mother—But what do you expect to
He may be aa expert piayer, bnt be le do later, my eon. If you never learn to
not a good ono.”— Washington Star.
writs? Son—Oh, that will ba all right
mo an Mcrveee l)l*o*en I'll buy a typewriter.—Silhouette.
br D t . Kllae*s U m *
“ May I call yon Mabel r be a *e d
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at their second meeting, pretending to
P riTlIcgtf.
be badly smitten, “ i f you wish tp; but
Japan wae aaked Jf it eonsldered tk« my name ia Gertruds.”—Chicago Bso-
proSsnce of American craft in the Padfk ord-Herald.
object ionable.
Candidate for Crew- Could you tell
“ Not altogetber,” It reeponded, plea«
antly; "we acoord yov freedom to run ali me where tbe rhetoric class la being
tbe boats neceaaary betwecn San Fra* held? Candidate for football— I don’t
cieoo and Oaklsad.’
know; I ’m a student here myself.—
• Wlth a gratet ul haart Uncle Sam real- Town Topics
laed tbat tbe tbreatened treuble i
Employer—This makes the fourth
to evantuata.—Philadelphia edger.
grandmother of yours that has died
this spring. Office Boy— I know it.
ain’t these family trooblaa fierce —
Cornell Widow.
Snooks—To what do you attribute
your success as a tradesman? Bellem
—I f a customer doesn’t wa what he
wants, I make him want what ha m
M ay befjermonentty ^overea
— Illustrated Bits.
“ What’» become of your umbrella T
f the one Yruly benejiaal laxo
“ I loaned It to Tompkins.” “ Why
doesn’t ba return It?" “The owner
caught him with It and demanded It."
—Milwaukee Sentinel.
“ father, do all angel* have wing*?"
"No, my son, your mother has none."
And then she said, sweetly, tbat ba
might go to the club If be wouldn’t stay
at functions, which mu£t depend ulti­ late 1— Atlanta Constitution.
m ately upon proper nourishment.
Teacher—How long had Washington
been deed when Roosevelt was Inaugu­
— ^ “T C d n d i ^ r * • -
**
rated?' Scholar—I dunno, but It hasn’t
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been very dead since Teddy has been
buy the genuine
there I— Llpplncott’e Magaslne.
“Do you think cabbage Is unwhole­
some?" asked tbe dyspeptic “ It de­
pends somewhat," answered the food
expert, “on whether you eat It or try
Jo amoks It "— Washington Star.
tthup
Mrs. Rogers Is a perfect slave to
her husband.” “ What does she do?"
■Would you believe It? Every year, pa
hla birthday, ahe get» up In time to eat
IRRIGATED UNO IN WASHIN6T0N breakfast with him.”—Leslie’s Weekly.
The Wenatchee Valley Irrigated Ap­
Teacher—Ton have named all domes­
ple Orchard* are. paying $600 to $1600
per acre thi* year. Oaaoade Orchard*, tic animals save one. It has bristly
one ynile Iran Leavenworth, ia bow on hair. It la grimy, likes d irt and la fond
aale. Get particular* free from
o f mud. Well. Tom? Tom (shame­
H. C. Pet era, 023 Alaska Bldg., Seattk facedly)—That’s me.—Chicago Trib­
une.
Mabel (aged alx)—Ain’t you afraid
o f our big dog? The Parson (very thin)
-No, my dear. He would not make
THE WET WEATHER
much of a meal off me. Mabel—Ota,
COMFORT AND
but be likes bones beat—Chicago Dally
ON
News
"A tramp fell Into tbe water tank of
a locomotive and rode twenty-seven
miles without being discovered.” “ Was
he unconscious when found ?”
“ No.
Unrecognisable."—Cleveland P l a i n
Dealer.
a B S i f e S hl
Dolly— Molly Wolcott told me a
Oasranteed
month
ago that her new gown was
I Wavcrprooi
going to be a dream. Polly—W elt that
la all It la. ao far. Her husband won’t
give her the money for It —Somerville
JoumaL
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If you «saasl «*1L
«pinoso
«S r ‘S T O S S
sabstaaee* ar* thaa absorbed Iota tha blood,
la.load at M . , removed froaa tba body dally
aa Batura Intended Kao* tba bow.la npaa
with ▲jar'« nila, Urar pUU. All vegetable.
A Z Hers
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Last summer a well-known prof«
with hla family went to a small aea-
alda resort on tba New Jersey coast
and boarded with a farmer. This year
be wrote to the farmer, and In hi* lat­
ter he eald: “ There are several mat­
ters I should like changed if I board
at your bouse again. We do not Ilk*
your servant Jane and we think a pig­
sty ao near the bouse la not Military.”
Tha farmer replied, "Jan* ia went
and we ain’t bad no boga since you
went last August”
Hew <# Make e / P *ra lt«r* Poliak.
To make a furniture polish use one
ounce of brown beeswax, one-half
ounce of white wax. one-ha If ounce of
castlle soap, one-half pint of turpentine
and one-half plot o f water. Shred tbe
brown and white wax Into a Jar (a
two pound jam Jar will do), add tha
turpentine and let It stand on the stove
until dissolved. Shred the soap and
let It boll In the water until quite die.
solved. Allow to cooL then pour into
tbe Jar and stirr all the Ingredients to­
gether. When cold. It will be a thick
cream and must be kept air tight fo r
old furniture this produces a deep,
glowing polish quite different from any
other, and It does not finger mark.
“The country air datelopea an enor­
mous appetite, doesn’t Itr* commented
one summer boarder.
“ Tea,” answered the other; "Judging
by tbs mosquitoes.”— Washington Stag.
W henever a gore refuse* to heal It la because the blood la not pure and
healthy, aa it should be, but is infected with poisonous germs or some old
Uood taint which has corrupted and polluted tbe circulation. Those moot
usually afflicted with old sore# are persona who have reached o r passed mid­
dle life. The vitality of the blood and strength of the system have naturally
begun to decline, and the poisonous germs which have accumulated because
of a sluggish and inactive condition of the system, or some hereditary taint
which has hitherto been held in check, now force an outlet on the face, arms,
legs or other part of the body. The place grow s red and an pry, festers and
eats into the surrounding tisane until it becomes a chronic and stubborn
nicer, fed and kept open by the impurities with which the blood is saturated.
Nothing is more trying and disagreeable than a atuDborn, non-healing sore.
The very fact that it resists ordinary remedies and treatments i 3 good reason
for at spicion; the same germ -producing cancerous ulcers is back of every
old sore, and especially Is this true if the trouble ia aa inherited one.
Washes, salves, nor indeed anything else, applied directly to the sore, can
do any permanent good ; neither w ill remov­
X waa aflleted with » i
ing the sore with caustic plasters or the
fao* of four your»’ eta
• email pimpla at :
surgeon’s
knife make a lasting cure. If
ually graw lare
every particle of the diseased flesh were
’ way unt
taken awuy another sore would come, be­
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cause the trouble is in the blood, and the
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t o g r o w w orse, l e t v l .
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v e r t í sed s
The cure must come by a thorough cleans­
• a d after 1
in g o f the blood. In 3. S. S. w ill be found
X - t 'X ! . * . * .
a remedy for sores and ulcers of every kind.
It is an unequalled blood purifier one that
fc * * X S R .'
goes directly into the circulation and
TTnlom, O h £ ? °*’
prom ptly cleanses it cf oil poisons and
taints. It gets down to the very bottom of
the trouble and forces out every trace o f im­
parity and makes a complete and lasting
cure. S. S. S. changes the quality of the
blood so that instead of feeding the diseased
P “ 1*
lmPu ritiil» H nourishes the
irritated, inflamed Ceah w ith healthy blood.
Then the sore begins to heal, new flesh ia formed, a ll pain and inflammation
leaves, the place scabs over, and when 8. S. S. has purified the blood the
sore is permanently curad.
S. 3. 8. is for sale at a ll first class drug stores.
W rite lor our special book on sores and ulcers and any other medical advice
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Coffee originally came from tbe Is­
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coffee trees were transported to Hoi-
ad. ThU article of diet waa first
scientifically cultivated at Surinam by
the Dutch In 1718. Though coffee wae
not known either to the Greeks or Ro­
mans, It waa used aa a beverage by the
Persians In early times. Tbe first cof­
fee bouse of which there Is any raoord
waa opened la Constantinople In 1011,
and coffee was first brought to franc*
In 1002 by Thevenet, the famous trav-
las o n iter
te » a » i
“The way to a
* haart is through
hie stomach.”
"Tea, my dear, but hla teeth have
thing to do with It. A girl friend of min*
once loot a promising young man by giv­
ing him a cut of cherry pi* of her c
She had left the seeds In
to
Gladys—When ar* you going
fore­
close *n Gerald?
Esmeralda—To foreclose? What do
Gladys—I m w you sitting In the co
lory last night and yon seemed to
tea a lean aa him-—Chicago Tribune.
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STA
BLACK GIRL A NOVELTY
r Omm Family W ill Wot Take a
CeleveU lf a l« t* France A «a la.
“ My wife and I went to Francs not
long ago to see her parents, who live
In that country, and we took along my
wife’s maid, an extremely efficient col­
ored girl, who baa been In the family
a long time,” Mid J. T. Lenert, of
New Orleans at the New Willard, ac­
cording to the Washington Herald.
“Till* girl, besides being an excellent
creature, Is about tbe complexion of
the ace of spades, th* deepest of blacks,
for she Is the direct descendant of
slaves of unadulterated African blood.
Next year we may go again to France,
but we will leave the maid at home.
“ What for? Well, that colored girl
created a sensation that we never
dreamed of. It seems that In many
parts of Franc* no colored person bad
ever before been seen and this one waa ^
a novelty tbat whenever ahe appeared
crowds gathered to look at the unac­
customed sight. This was carried to
each an extent as to prove very em­
barrassing to na and It also worried
tbe maid greatly, for she was not used
to being stared at by great throngs of
people. One day she went to church,
but her presence came very near break­
ing up divine services and the good
father, seeing what waa the matter,
dismissed tbe congregation In short or­
der. In London, where black folks
are not unfamiliar sights, her appear­
ance created no such stir and, while
the girl would willingly go back there,
no money could Induce her to revisit
France.”
______
Wcll-Mrmntux But—
“ So you «lon’t like Mr. Bllggtna?”
“ No,” answered Miss Cayenne. “ He
la very clumsy.”
“ But be means well.”
“ Yea He is one of those people who
think It doesn’t matter bow much «lam-
age they do If they say ’Excuse me/ "
—Washington Star.
X it U la N .
“ Miss Waaple My* she wonders why
she has to meet ao many disagreeable
people”
“ That'» easily explains«!!,” answered
Miss Onyenne. "It's bard for anybody
not to tv disagreeable In MI m Waaple’s
company.’^—Washington Star.
Not Qall«.
“ Have you any difficulty in getting
tbe proper diet for the invalid?”
“ No, Indaed; the doctor baa ordered
us to give some of that prepared des­
ecrated food"— Baltimore American.
Even tbe man who paid for tbe par­
lor furniture Isn’t to be trusted alone
with it nnd a Jack-knife, and nothing
to da ____________________
You are more apt to b a r any wom­
an rave over a doctor than the woman
who ba* to Mrn tbe money to pay her
bill*.
__ ________________
I f e woman baa her ch!!<lren with
her, ahe never bean half what you
with
This I* the West Indian way o f pre­
paring oranges for the table: Peel the
oranges, taking off aa much white akin
aa possible; then slice them off all
round as yon would an apple, regard-
leea of the sections This leaves the
seed, tough, stringy central part and
most of tbe inner akin together and la
a much I sm tedious process than re­
moving tbe akin by sections. Use a
very »harp knife, ao aa to make dean
cuts and not crush tbe fruit
Pacts A b o at CoCee.
Mica Axle Grease
Chaaee to Provo HlautU.
She— I would nover marry a nun
who waa E coward.
Ha— About bow brave would It be
necessary for him to ba In order to win
your approval?
0bo—W*U, He'd have to hava courage
enough to—*r—propose. — Chicago
Now*.
Children.
Some elementary school children
aaked to writ* down what they
understood by a lady. Some of tbe
•newer* deserve a wider publicity than
that of the magezine of the Graystoke
(L. C. C.) Training College, England,
In which they were recently publlabe«L
Tim following la a selection:
Ada (aged 7). A lady marie a man
and ahe goes In a carleg or abe goea In
a‘motor. Sometimes abe Is a rich lady,
«■Betimes ahe goes to a ball, and abe
baa glasses when she can't see, and
when her father dies ahe U a widow.
John (aged 8). A lady ia a pres
(person) And a Oookmaed And a lady
does tbe wrek (work) And a lady doa
the doorstop And Clens the handle of
the do re And tbe nokre And the
atovos (stoves) And the tadools And
bred.
Bertie (aged 7). A lady has got a
lor# hares (house) and have got dome
serve« and lovely frames and a ring
and a lovely long hair and a pony trap.
JPdle (aged 8). A lady has a very
nice house and abe has nice tblfiga in
It and when abe la married ahe has
very nice Wrings and then ahe mite
have a nice husband and sometimes be
treats her to nice things and then they
be kind to each other.
LJssle (aged T). A lady Is some­
thing like a man. But she’s got long
hair and sbe’a got a different face and
different clothes and abe’a got a tot of
work to do.
Ernest (aged 7). A lady la a mother
oo as a tot of children and she tbest
(tries to get rid of her children.
Harry (aged 7). A lady la a maid
and sometimes a cook that cooks the
dinner, and a lady aa a skirt, and when
a tody Isn’t married she la called a
widow a lady ha* tong hair.
Dally (aged 7). A lady 1* a kind
Wooman. A lady la a Ouvnals. A lady
Is a Ruler. A lady Is a kind and gentle
wooman to na and gives us clothes.
Jack (aged T). A lady la a nice
woman because ahe don’t have torn
clothe«, and the has a woch with her
and abe has a ebane on tbe woch.
Ned (aged 7). A lady Is like a Mia-
treat and like p sister and abe prhers
(preaches) to
people and tchhs
(teaches) about God.
Charles (aged 0). A lady la diver-
ent from a man because a lady baa
dlfrant clothes from a man and a lady
has Different eyes from a man and a
lady has Different body from a man
and a lady baa Different shoes from a
AHsn '1 Foot-Eeee. A powder. It make* tight
or new shoe« feel soar. It i* a certain ear* (or
Bold by All
m
V Droffflii
t t
tSi.“ 3 i '5 S . T 1£ £ :
Jack (aged 0). A lady baa A drees
m
M | H A ( 1 ( 1 i « i Aü*n 8. OlmfUdp and A man hasn’t and A man baa A
top hat and A lady hasn’t
"You can always tell the people who
"And do you have to be called In ara unhappy from tbe took of their
tbe morningr aaked tbe lady who was faces,” Mid tbs tired woman, “ but If
about to engage a new girl. " I don’t you took out Into tha court o f a morn­
has to be, mum." replied tbe applicant ing you never can tell which dog It Is
“unless you happed* to need n * * — tbat has cried all night and kept you
Yonkers Statesman.
awake.”—New York Press.
“ Tour sentence la to be suspended."
P a s s ib le E x p l u a H « * .
beganx tbe merciful court "Great
Traveler—Wky Is It that Manila, under
Scott Jedge!" exclaimed tbe prltooer,
American occupation, ia cleaner and more
“ef I ’d knowed chicken steeling waa a wholesome than many of your American
hanging offense I wouldn't bars Stole.” dtlee—New York, for example?
-Philadelphia Ledger.
Native—Unde Sam ha* thoroughly as­
“ Which do you prefer,” eald tbe ar­ similated Manila. He hasn’t assimilated
tistic young woman, “ mualc or poetry?" New York yet.
"Poetry,” answered MlssCajeon* “ Ton
. t o m * Own# l a I t
can keep poetry abut up In a book.
“ Gradoua," exclaimed'the first coun­
Ton don’t have to listen to It unless
try boarder, “sea how muddy that
you chooea."—Washington Star.
water Is tba cows ar* drinking. Why,
Excuse me, etr,” remarked the
It Is poatlvely thick.**
weary wayfarer, “but I don’t know
“Yea," rapltad the other, “perhaps
where my next meal la coming from.”
the milk won’t b* so thin for a couple
"Neither do I." replied the prapevoui-
of days now.“—Philadelphia Press.
looklng Individual. "My cook left, this
morning, too."—Philadelphia Record.
“Oh, madam,” said the french maid,
’lid o weel not sat re bon-bons.” “The
dear, intelligent little doggie!” exclaim­
ed Mrs. Rich. “ There must be aofne-
lengthens the life of the
thlng wtong with thorn bonbons, Clo*
wagon— saves hone-
Give them to the children.”—New Tork
power, time and tem­
Evening MAIL
■ sa m p le s.
i TT7HXN writing fe ilt e
I yy » « « a — t fi* pop#
Yes.* 100,000 times each day.
Does it send out (ood blood
or bad blood ? You know, for
good blood is good health;
bad blood, bad health. And
you know precisely what to
take for bad blood— A yer’s
Sarsaparilla. Doctors have
endorsed It for 60 years.
KEPT OPES
JbY IM P U R IT IE S IN THE BLOOD
f u n n y D t e a lt f e a i t p l a * U « k Sekool
H O W A R D JE. BURTON .— A
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