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0RR m w m f HEALTH NOTES FOR AUGUST. M l«e*m l W n l t h mt I k « i M t k . A a A a s te a H e e l P a ssle . About one-ierentb o f the mineral production o f the entlne country cornea from the Southern State«. O f bitu minous coal, the most valuable mineral, the South produce« oneifourth, and o f Iron about one-ninth. Its total coal resources amount to nearly 000.009T- 000,000 tons, or more than one-fourth o f our estimated coal reserve. O f mineral chemical m aterials the South supplies mors than one-half, chiefly phosphate rock, all o f which Is produced in Florida, Tennessee and South Carolina, and nearly one-tblrd o f the mineral plcments. O f precious •tones the whole country produces only $323,000 worth, with the South fu r nishing its fa ir share. Th e showing In Iron ore reserves is quite as good; a safe minimum Is 3,000,000,000 tons, or nearly one-third o f the nation's total. O f workable Iron ore the South contains one and one- h alf tim e« as much as the famous Lake Superior district, and this does not Include the deep lying southern ores. On a basis o f value o f preduct the South furnishes more than two-sev enths o f our oil and more than one- sixth o f our gaa— New York Sun. Behind the bridge o f your none Is a little cavity In the skull, the origin o f which appears to be unknown. It probably was a gland, consisting o f tw o tiny lobes, joined together, and Is named the Sella turcica. Physiologists believe that this Is the remains o f a sixth sense, which was o f practical value to our antediluvian ancestor*, but whether It enabled them to see In the dark In days before they possessed Are o r helped them to find tbelr w ay through trackless forests ss wild beasts can to-day o r w b a t'o th er pur pose It may have served we do not know and probably never shall know. “ W hy la Jones grow ing a beard?“ “ Oh, I believe lua w ife made him • present' o f some t i e « ’’— Punch. “ D o yon think w e should let women “ Certainly. >Vhy not? W e let them asm money all other w ay*.” — L ife. voter ” 6o she’s a boat to be married again. D o you know who la the lucky m aul“ "Yea, the dead oue.” — D etroit F ree Press. T h e Man— None o f their relative« w lli apeak to them since their elope m en t The G irl— They ought to be a very bappy couple.— Puck. “ I notice your daughter dances with such graceful, free movement*.” “ T h ey ain’t fr e e ; she takes reg’ lar paid lea- aona.”— Baltim ore American. Then it’s lime to actf No time to study, to read, to experi ment ! You want to save your hair, and save it quickly, too! So make up your mind this very minute that if your hair ever comes out you will use Ayer*« Hair Vigor. It makes the scalp healthy. The hair stays In. It cannot do any thing else. It’s nature’s way. T k « best ktod o f a testim onial— ** Cold fo r o v e r s ix ty years." A “ ***• _ . f t o u r u iu L ittle G irl (a fte r a domestic scene w ith her m oth er)— Th e best thing for t H e was romantic, but bashful fo r bis us to do, mamma. Is to agree to a sep age. A t 25 It is expected nowadays that a man should be matter o f fa c t aration.— Transatlantic T a le s D u ff— Row ell believes in the eternal She waa hi* equal In romance, but a fltnes o f things. Cuff— T h a t’s so ; be trifle older, o(d enough. Indeed, to be a widow. Th e conversation bad turn- ed on the over-important subject of mothers-ln-law. There was a loll In the argum ent Gazing far, she sighed and said: “ Ah, m e! I shall never have another mother-in-law!” He looked a t her with Interest fo r a moment and then suddenly blurted out: “ My mother died when I waa very young!” " I t waa an Inadvertence, but be could n o t draw back. She threw herself ihtc his a rm « and they have lived happily — up to now.— Pittsburg Press. Mother, will And Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup lhet>-«t remedv to tin foe their cbUCrk J luring the teething period. The A g o mt D U cretlen . Senator Dillingham, discussing Im migration In New York, made use o f the phrase, “ the age o f discretion.” "W h a t is the ‘age o f discretion,’ Sen ator?" asked one o f his auditors “ I should say,” returned Senator D il lingham, smiling, “ that the age o f dis cretion la reached when a young man removes from his mantel the rich col lection o f actresses’ and dancing girls’ photographs and substitutes the por tra it o f his rich bachelor ancle.” On ravings deposits of a dollar or more, compounded twice every year. I t is lust as easy to open a Savings Account with ns by M ail aa if yon lived next door. Send for oar free book let, “ Fankmg bv M ail,’ ’ and ST. HELEN’S HALL PORTIAMO, OREGON A Girls’ School of tbs highest class. Collagt- »te department. Music. Art. Elocution. G y » nasi urn. rail tara opens September 1 « SEND ro w CATALOGUE It W asn't New York. T h s N sw Osina* C srs. W e put very little fa ith la the new N>eciflc fo r the opium h ab it but Its ■access in the region o f Singapore equals that claim ed here tor Christian Not long ago a man appeared at the Science. As a result the Importation capitol and had hla card taken In to o f opium In the M alay States has been Senator Bailey. The Senator did not reduced from eighty to flfty cheats a recognise the name, bu t In accordance month and thousands have been cared. w ith hie usual courtesy, came out to Th e plant la a climber, botanies I ly w here the stranger waa waiting. ' called Combretnm aondaicum. A decoc I t took only a few minutes' conver tion o f the plant la pat Into tw o bot sation to develop the fa ct that the In tle s Into one o f which Is added aa dividual simply desired to make a much burnt oplnm as the patient la ” tou<%” I t waa the regulation “ Been accustomed to use In a day. When be unfortunate, ash, and desire to get crave« opium be la given tw o table- back to my own country, ash.” spoonfuls from tbe latter bottle and “ W hat Is yonr business, colonel?“ aa much from tbe other bottle replaces the Senator Inquired. Th e rusty frock It to fin the specs coat and black hat seemed to warrant This la now repeated when called the title. for, bat no new opium Is added. Tbe “ Why. I am a gentleman. Senator,“ patient la cured In from ten to fifteen the stranger replied, pompously. d a y s I t looks like a plan fo r “ taper “ Oh, I see,” the Senator said, p lea s ing off,’’ w ith the assurance that tbe antty. “ H a re you Instituted bankrupt medicine does I t — Th e Independent * *“■ cy proceedings yet?” — Philadelphia Rec c s r r r ls a T u n . ord. “ D id yon want to hire a boy?” ask- Bo M a o r i ad the applicant at a music store. They went In to dinner together. H e “ Y e s ” said the manager. “ W hat was very bashful, aud she tried In vatu musical ability have you?” to draw him o u t Fin ally she be*-an “ None.” to talk books and he became respon “ Can you even carry a tone?“ sive. “ And Hugo?” she asked. “ Do "Y e s ” you like hla style?“ “ Then you’ ll do. W e want yon to “ Oh, yee," be replied. " I find him hurry these phonographic records down Intensely interesting. I ’ve read a num to tbe shipping departm ent” — Kan » « ber o f hla books” C ity Tim es * Then she asked, “ H ave yon read Hli Usk of Coarse«. •Ninety-three’ ?" “ Little boy,” aaksd tbe gentls voiced "ijo , I ’ve— er— only read three. I matron, “how doss it happen that you lld n ’t know ha had w ritten so many.” don’t catch any of these fish bat the — Llnolncott’a ________________ smallest ones?” • Prise# for the beet patriotic songs for “ It happens ma’am,” answered Tam the nee of school children were ofered in my, choking back a sob. “ ’cause the Brussels, and the first prise was won by other boys ain’t nfrmid to lie like biases blame their pletur*« an’ I am.” a Frenchman. Catarrh is not m erely an inflammation o f the tissues o f the h—d fend throat, as the symptoms o f rin gin g noises in the ears, mucous dropping back Into the throat, continual hawking and spitting, etc., would seem to indi cate ; it is a blood diseaSe in which the entire circulation and the greater part o f the system ore involved. Catarrh is due to the presence o f an excess o f uric acid 10. the blood. The Liver, K idneys and Bowels frequently be- come torpid Ad dull in their action and instead o f carrying oft the refuse and waste o f the body, leave it to sour and form uric acid in the system. This is taken up b y the blood and through its circulation distributed to a ll parts o f the system. These im purities in the blood irritate and inflame the different membranes and tisanes o f the body, and the contracting A X ntleman w ho had occasion to go to an inland N ew England villa ge ten miles from a railroad waa met a t the station by an old fello w w ho look ed as I f he m ight have jn st awakened after a R ip Van W in kle sleep. H is horse and buggy w ere in keeping w ith their ow ner’s ancient appearance. “ H ere w e air a t last,” said the driv- 3 42 % W i GRAVING Write Us PLATES TOR P R IN T IN G HICKS-CHATTEN going to be n widow. They don't have to.— H arper’s Weekly. Mother-In-Law— Has tbe young man who saved my life yesterday called Son-In-Law— Y e s la* ° upon you yet? deed, he has already made bis a polo- bere. glee.— Fliegende Blaetter. Clara— You may not believe It. but “ d' I said “ N o” to aeven different men ( during the pnnt winter. Maude— Oh, I a don’t doubt I t W hat were they bell- y ork lng.— Chicago D ally N e w s W. L. DOUGLAS Mistress— W hy don’t you boll the | H ° il Sure, I ’ve uo clock In the sum , eggs! kitchen to go by. . Mistress*— Oh, yes, you have. Cook— W hat good Is It? It's {¡¡¡¡¡Gi ten minutes fa s t — Philadelphia In- qulrer. $3.00 & $3.50 S H O E S “ M ay I aak your father fo r your hand to-night Mias Ketchein?” “ Can’t you w a it until to-morrow n igh t George? I think Charlie Chumpley la going to aak hint to-n igh t’’— Cleveland Plain Dealer. Anxious Housewife (startled by a crash In tbe room b elo w )— T h ere! An other o f my best porcelain tureens gon e Husband— N ever mind, d ea r; It baa stopped the cook's singing.— P ort land Oregonian. Voice from tbe parlor— M ary Ann, did you g e t'th e milk fo r the children and Fldo in separate bottles? Mary A n n — Yea, ma’ am. Th e \olce— H ave Fido’a m ilk sterilized. M ary Ann— Yea, ma’am.— Cleveland Plain Dealer. Geek (w h o baa already wearied tbe guests with many songs)— Now I will ■lng yon o n « more song and then go home. Lady— Pardon me, but do you attach much Importance to tbe order Of your program?— Fliegende Blpetter. “ Do you think you w ill learn to like your titled aon-ln-law?” “ I don’t know,” answered Mr. Carnrox. “ I can’t quite tell where to place him In my expense account. H e la neither a recre ation nor an investment.” — Washing ton Star. Mrs. Scrapplngton ( In the midst o f her rea d in g )— Here la an item which ■ays that full-gro\yn rhinoceroses (pat $12,000 apiece. M r. .Scrapplngton (m e a n ly )— Eh-yah! And lan’t It a pity Three tired citizen»— a lawyer, ’ a doctor a n d '« newspaper man— sat In a back room recently in tbe gray light o f the early dawn. On tbe table were many empty bottles and a couple o f packs o f cards. As they sat In silence, a rat scurried across the hearth Into the darkness beyond. T b e three men shifted tbelr feet and looked at each other uneasily. A fter a long pause the law yer spoke: “ I know what you fellow s are think ing.” he sa id ; “ you think 1 thought I saw a rat, but I didn’t ” Bostoa Xewikor, New Yorker (In B oston)— I say there, boy 1 Mave you an extra?” Boston Newsboy— 1 have an especial edition Isaued at t2 o’clock meridian, air I—'Yonkers Statesman. .Watch any man long enough, anil you w ill see him make a m ighty bad break. TH t*W O «LO T H E REASON W. U Douglas shoe« are worn by more la aM _______ walk* _ o f Ufa than any other make, to is becauxe because o n f their excellent style, eaxy-flttlng, and anperior wearing qnalltie*. Tbe »election o f the leather« and other material» for each part o f th* «hue, and every detail of the making to looked after by the moet oompleteorganiiationof superintendent*, fomnenand •killed shoemakers, who receive the highest wage* paid in the ahde industry, and whoea workmanship cannot be excelled. I f I could take you Into my large factories at Brorkton.Maaa., and show yon how carefully W .L . Donglaa aboee are mnde, yon would then under»land why they bold their shape, I t better, wear longer and are of greater value than nny other make. ÄVbgetable PreparationforAs similating (he Food and Rei ula Und th rh e Sto m n a ch s an d Bowels M (tag tau of Promotes Qi$estion.Ct*erful- ness and Rest.Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. N o t N a r c o t ic . 1 and cleared, the hawking sad »p ittin g cease, every symptom disappears, the constitution Is built up and vigorous health restored. S. S. S. also tones up the stomach and digestion and acts as a Gne tonic to the entire system. I f you are suffering w ith Catsrrh begin the P A IN L E SS p tN T lS T R N A perfect Remedy forConsflpa- tkm. Sour Stomach.Diarrtioea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and L o b s o f S leep . T h e K in d Y o u H a v e A lw a y s B o u g h t» a n d w h ic h h as b een In u se fo r o v e r S O ye a rs » h as b o rn e th e s ig n a tu re o f rV ? — a n d h as b e e n m a d e u n d e r h is p e r - , ^ 7 * / Z w / y - son n l su p ervision s in c e Its ln fk n cy . 1 A llo w n o o n e t o d e c e iv e y o u in th is . A l l C o u n te rfe its , Im ita tio n s a n d «* J n s t-a s -g o o d ” a r e b u t E x p e rim e n ts th a t t r ifle y rith a n d e n d a n g er th e h ea lth o f T n flu its a n d C h ild ren —E x p e rie n c e a g a in st E x p e rim e n t. What Is CASTORIA C an toria is a h arm less s u b stitu te tar C a stor OH» P a r e g o r ic , D ro p s a n d S o o th in g S yru ps. I t is P lea sa n t. I t con ta in s n e ith e r O p iu m » M o rp h in e n o r o th e r N a rc o tie ■ u b atan e«. I t s a g e is its g u a ra n tee . I t d estro ys W o rm s a n d a lla y s F everish n ess. I t cu res D ia rrh oea a n d W in d C o lie. I t re lie v e s T e e th in g T ro u b le s , cu res C on stip ation a n d F la tu le n c y . I t a ssim ila tes th e F o o d , re g u la te s th e S tom ach a n d B o w e ls , g iv in g h e a lth y an d n a tu ra l sleep . T h e C h ild re n ’ s P a n a c e a —T h e M o th e r’ s F rie n d . O R N U IN R CASTORIA y j B e a n the Signature o f ALW AYS fAcSimile Signature o f NEW YORK, In Use For Over 3 0 Years ____
