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Dressing
N e w ly every one Ukes • fine
h tlr dressing. Something to
mske the hsir more manage-
sb le; to keep It from being
too rough, or from splitting
st the ends. Something, too,
thst w ill feed the hsir st the
ssme time, • regular hair-food.
Well-fed hsir will be strong, and
w ilf remain where It belongs—
on the head, not on the combi
Th e beet kind to a testimonial -
“ Sold tor o ver s ix ty yours.”
J
SASgASA— . t
A u er’s
T b « dieting fad prevails to auch an
«■tan t In England that numbers o f
wall known hostesses have put their
hands together and drawn up a declar
ation o f Independence, This sent out
w ith all Invitations to country bouses
hospitable, but my housekeeper and
cook cannot arrange to,ea ter fo r a n j
guest who Is obliged to d ie t ”
The
food fa d d ist It seems, has become no
end o f a nuisance In other people’s
houses, and though the hostesses might
bn w illin g to endure I t tbe servants
have risen In re v o lt
Complications
arise when It Is necessary to teed at
tbs asms table the carnivorous, the
granmlvorous and the fruglvorous.—
Buffalo Commercial.
B t fe r a lm g P reota a t L e r a
” 1 received n lot o f rejected
scripts to-day,” said Titmarab.
"D id y o u r replied hie friend.
"I
had no Idea yon bad ambitions to a i m
• s an author.”
“ N ot exactly that,” aald Tltmarsh.
" t o n see, my girl and I quarreled, and
she returned nil my letters.” — Tit-Bits.
Ltberir Oes*.
Mrs. Aaker—Th e leading man In the
■bow w e saw last week got married.
A ft e r that ha left the show and now
be advertises In the dram atic paper
that ha la “ at liberty.”
H r. Aaker— Hm I I can’t see how he
can be “ a t liberty” i f ha la married.
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When Louie X V I. laid his bead be
neath the guillotine, bis confessor,
Abbe Edgeworth, dismissed him from
the world, so history tells, w ith “ Son
o f Saint Louis, ascend to heaven I” yet
In reality be said nothing o f tbe s o rt
The brave defiance, "T b e guard dMh,
but never surrenders," attributed to
Cambronne when, at Waterloo, the Im
perial guard were ordered to throw
down their arms, has been shown to
have been the fanciful creation o f some
historian’s m ind; and tbe saying,
“ Providence favors the stronger side,”
or, as It has been corrupted, “ God Is on
tbe side with tbe heaviest artillery,”
which has been attributed to Napoleon,
really originated with w riters o f an
tiquity. Cicero alludes to It as an “ aid
proverb.”
I t would take volumes to contain all
the blonder*, small, large and in dif
ferent, that historians have made, and
the lamentable pert o f It Is that tbe
old blunders are constantly being made
over again.
When they ssy s bllassrd’s Mowin',
thsy’rs prophssyln' snowin’—»
it tbs country will be frsssln’, tsi
s man,
Jsat git ysrsolf tergethsr—
Propers ter summer woatber—
Oit a lengthy linen duster an’ a tan I
Fer weather— this weather—
■
Is llcklt ss a feather,
I t ’e built upon a mighty curious plan;
An’ when they talk o’ blissards.
Look out fer epring an* Ilsarde—
Olt a lengthy linen duster an' a fan I
When you hear the watchman callin’ :
“ Thermometers air failin’,
An’ they’re freesin' up from Beereheba
ter Dan,
An’ the pipes In which you trusted,
’Fore tbe mornln’ will be busted” —
Jest buy a linen duster an’ a fan I
Fer weather— this
la flckle as a feather,
I t ’s built upon a mighty curious plan;
So, never min’ the blissards,
Bnt look fer spring and lisards,
An’ ksep ysr linen duster an* ysr fan I
C w rrla s
T b e last tw o mental Words w ere ac
companied by n stamp o f a small right
fo o t; then Lady Peggy tripped down
stairs Into the ball, a triumph o f sw eat-
usee, complexion and pink chiffon.
She petted her mother's knee ns they
sat in the hired motor-brougham.
“ Aren’t 1 nice, mummle? I t ’a mar
velous bow I found such a new un
crushed bargain ss this frock. Haaara.
Oakley A Lem erder have never before
offered anything so go o d !”
There were hundreds o f minute rock
ing*. with lace insertions, and the w ild
rose shade was quite rapturous.
“ I wish 1 could make s great
to please yon. mums, but I f I can’t.
C A STO R IA
Tor Intenta and Children.
T li M
an’s carelessness, woman's luxury in
dress m ight ba gloriously helpful."
H is voice, that could thrill P a rlia
Yoa Han Always Bought
g A N D A S A S U B S T IT U T E FO R ICE.
Bedouins that wander la the desert have many rough and uncouth ways,
but perhaps tbe most unions o f these Is the w ay they doctor fever patients.
T h ey have a rough and ready method o f attempting to cure fever eaneed fay
tbe wounds they have Inflicted on those they have captured fo r sale as slaves,
le e bettw being out o f t b e question, t h r patients are hurled up to th e ir necks
la sand In tbe bop« tbjjt the cool soil w ill allay tbe raging fever. Th e victims
remain burled fo r several days until. Indeed, It Is said they ere either killed
or cured. Statistics obtained by thorn Who have Investigated tbe m atter any
that fu lly 80 per cent o f tbe prisoners succumb to the treatm ent T b e use
o f medicines Is almost unknown among the tribesmen who Inhabit the deserts.
ment even In tbe calm upper chamber,
went deep Into tbe soul o f Peggy.
“ Teach me,” she pleaded.
“ I found a woman 111, probably dy
ing, o f low fever— merely a nervp col
lapse, brought on by w orry acting upon
an em aciated body end b ra in ; her baby
girls w ere playing on her mattress w ith
old tins snatched from some gutter.
She told me she bed dropped down
suddenly, a fter finishing the last o f
half a dozen chiffon robes. A message
had come fo r them, but she could not
go fo r paym ent”
•
Peggy gasped.
“ Th e wage would represent not e
farthing a score o f tucks, yet some o f
this w ee to be deducted, since, her baby
having died, she bad let tears fa ll upon
a fr ill o f chiffon.”
Peggy caught bis arm w ith both her
hands.
“ W ho w ere her employers?”
“ Messrs. Oakley A Lem erder.”
She gave a cry, and the minister un
derstood.
Breaking aw ay from him she leaned
against a pillar, beneath a bust o f Jus
tice, sod there she sobbed. In scbool-
glrl-llke abandon.
T b e minister did not forget the w ear
er o f the pink ch iffon ; her sw eet tear
ful face came between his thoughts
why I can’t. You know It mustn’t be
and all statistics. Once, indeed, be con
fo r position only.”
temptuously thrust sw ay tbe profound
“ No. little daughter.”
figure proofs that were to convince bis
“ Though It is herd to be so poor, es colleagues o f the necessity fo r legis
pecially fo r the descendants o f kings.
lation.
If, in future years, i should take Jack
“ I t Is woman’s soul that must win
a fter all, because I don’t love him, yon
this cause— or crush I t ” was his re
must not be unhappy about me.
A
flection.
secondary aort o f liking would plans«
When ha next visited the woman o f
him w ell enough, poor boy; w e should
whose case ba had spoken there was a
Just be married couslua, not cousins
fire In the room, the baby girls played
who wanted to marry. I don’t think w ith dolls, tbe mother sat np In bad,
I ’ve the leastast, wa sal set hope o f any supported by the strong, young arms
thing beautlfuler.”
o f a girl, the descendant o f kings, who
Lady Helroae sighed.
had named her beck to life.
Directly they entered the ballroom
"L a d y P e g g y !"
Peggy saw Lord H ontlelthon; bo was
“ Oh, my lord, she b* m angel o f
bending over cynical Mrs. Groombrldge good n eaer
and the expression on his dear-cat
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features was, ss usual, enigmatic.
T b e girl and man cams out o f tbe
Th e minister, looking up, sew the en house together Into the squalid alley.
try o f the girl In pink chiffon. F or a Lord Hontlelthon bad a cab waiting,
second his gaze lingered well pleased, and helped her In without a word. In
then be frownd. Nevertheless, ba came deed, tbe scene bad changed to Bond
to talk to her later.
street before ba asked:
A frank smile greeted him.
“ W e spoke o f team and misery, but
"Y o u ere wonderful. How can you you have created smiles within that
boms— la there the remotest hope that
*>are time fo r scenes o f this eortT"
“ I have a boy’s liking fo r pretty pic you w ill smile fo r me. In mine, Peggy r
"D o you tru ly wish so?”
tures."
I t did not seam to him so unnatural
Then the minute rucMngs on her
sleeve puffs caught hla eye, banishing
desire.
“ I am an aw ful number o f years
hla Indulgent m ile .
“ Sometimes my favorite crusade— my your alder— a serious enthusiast— but I
erase, as my colleagues call It— can be love you, dear."
“ H ow beautiful— fo r I lost m y heart
furthered even In a ballroom. L et me
to you, oh, long ago I”
ask you— are you a sym pathiserr’
•
a
•
•
a
a
“ W ith poor working women?”
Peggy Malcolm’s wadding gown coat
-Y m .»
big sum. but never before had such
" I would be. I f I knew what to d o ;
mere sentiments are not real sympathy. wondrous needlecraft been sbown by
I only play with children some Satur any frock. Gratitude bed guided every
day afternoons and make woolly ani stitch, and blessings, not tsars, bad
mals fo r hospitals Ob, It’s so difficult been abed over tbe chiffon.— Manches
to be philanthropic, when one Is poor, ter Chronicle.
Lord Hontlelthon I”
Hair Itallatlw.
H e placed her hand on hla arm, and
Hra. Bacon— I sea soma statistician
led her out Into the dim ly lighted cor
has discovered that the average woman
ridor.
I t was a lace-edged frill he touched. carries fo rty to sixty miles o f hair on
"N o, not at a l l ; It was a bargain.”
her head.
Mrs. Bacon— H e ought to have gone
"M y afternoon has been spent In get
ting up facts tor the commission— down a little further and stated that about
In Lambeth alums, tecs to face w ith tbe a quarter o f a m ils o f It la her own.—
results o f bargains. Y e t but tor wom Yonkers Statesman.___________
I f a boy earna tan cents, be wants
I t ; be Isn’t w illin g to trust the hast
man a llv A
W E PAY
AUag.
An elderly and most reapectable-
looklng man was recently brought be
fore a magistrate, toys tbe London
Telegraph, charged with unbecoming
and hilarious conduct.
When be was asked what be had to
say fo r himself, he mumbled something
about “ doing as tbe Romans do.”
“ Very good,” returned the magis
trate. “ Continue to do as tbe Romans
do. Pay seven shillings sixpence!”
PINK CHIFFON
_ _ AND TEARS
“ I love him— I do, and I w ill lore
him I”
Lady Peggy stood by her mirror,
thinking about a cabinet minister.
Then she brushed back the strands
o f curly brown hair that never long
kept the decorous' temple w aves Into
which her maid trained them, and a d i
ed, in her thoughts:
“ Other girls marry boys, o r ordinary
menfolk, and are happy enough, 1 sup
pose; I ’ ve forfeited all that aort o f
prospect by earing tor Lord
thon; bnt I ’m glad, and proud— not
s o rry !"
I*
Banking by M
ail
Portland» Oregon
I u n d W a s h i n g t o n S ta .
Allusion Is often made, especially In
fashion journal«, to “ osprey” feathers.
Few words have been more loosely— ■*“
bandied about than this bird name.
Tbe Roman author Pliny's “ osslfraga”
(bone breaker; bas been Identified
w ith the lammergeyar, a vulture that
is reputed to break up bones too big
fo r it to devour whole by dropping
them from a height upon rocks. B nt
both “ osalfrage” and “ osprey," s new er
.
iorm
to be applied to quite an
other bird, tbe flab hawk, which la
now tbe true “ osprey." Y e t tbe “ os
prey” feathers— more properly egret
feathers, or aigrettes— do not come
from this bird, bnt from tbe egret, o r
leeeer w hite heron.
r — M aeh.
Keleerndolrt w the
conceited. Insufferable, vain, arrogant,
insolent, purseproud Individual that
trammels the earth,” said the maa w ith
the automobile goggles.
“ Why, I beard that be towed your
runabout in fo r yon yesterday,” said
the man with the gasoline on his cen t
“ Tow ed It In ! Darn lt l be happened
along In hla big touringjs k t when my
little machine broke down and I ’ll be
NOTICE—The following u o o m
banged If be didn’t rig np a derrick from lending buttine«« men and II
< r mt a H e m e m
th e
o f some sort end awing my runabout
B U S « e f tk « M lu lu lp p l.
Into bis tonneau and haul It In I” —
One o f tbe most picturesque spots In
Judge.
the vicin ity' o f Burlington, and proba
bly In all Iow a and the Mississippi val
ley, Is tbe Seboler home, says the Bur
lington Correspondent o f the Dee
Moines Register. I t Is known fa r and
w ide as the “ Swiss chalet,” and Is In
“ Did you meet H iss Homer from
fact a perfectly constructed Swiss
Boston T” asked tbe hostess at the swell
dwelling place. In every detail the
muetcale. “ She Is such an Intellectual
Spokane, Washington.
Idea Is carried out In the unique dw ell
young lady,”
ing, not only on the exterior, but w ith
“ I really can’t nae w here It comes
in, where those who have visited Swit
in ," replied Mrs. Justrlch. “ She m ixes
zerland and been entertained In tbe
things np borrlblly.”
homes o f that country may aee that
“ Gracious!
In what w a y !”
same arrangement o f rooms and conve
“ Why, she asked me what I thought
niences as In the original structures
o f the 8hak*pcare-Bacon controversy.
among the Alps.
T h e Ides o f Unking a great poet with
Mr. Seboler, who was born in S w it
the meat m arket!”
zerland, and received a good education
In the Institutions o f that country, came
to Burlington fifty-three years ago, and
bringing with.,him an Intense affection
fo r tbe rugged fatherland sought to
maintain the Inspiration In his sur
TOR PRINTING
“ Tea,” esld the gnard, “ I was able
roundings. H e selected one o f the
to detect tbe enemy long before they
rugged portions o f land Just south o f
arrived on the spot
Burlington at that time, and on the
“ Ah, yon could scent danger s t a
steep side, overlooking tbe broad ex
distan cer’ said the Interviewer.
panse o f the Mississippi River, he erect
“ Easily. They came in gasoline au
ed the Swiss home. H e did not dis
tomobiles.” __________________
turb tbe w ild surroundings o f the place
except to tidy It op In the good old
Got W h a t H e W a a t t i . .
t o O M B n C M lilN E M b t o M
Swim way, and to train some vines
P a t— Ol w lnt on xuthrolk fe r shorter I
MurjMKtQ** ViftftT*!
around the bouse.
hours last week.
To-day It presents the same rugged
Mike— An’ did yes get ’em?
and natural beauty that attracted the
P a t— Faith, an’ Old dl th o t I t ’s me-
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eye o f tbe mountain climber fifty-three s llf as ain’t workln’ at a ll now.
P .N .U .
y e a n ago, and Is one o f the pleasantest
A brochure Is a small book, stitched,
views to be obtained from the brow o f
Crapo Park.
Indeed, from tbe most not bound, so named from Urn French
frequented spots In tbe park this beau-
tlfu l old home appears like a picture
o f 8wltxerland, with the sweep o f the
river beyond appearing as one o f the
beautiful Swiss lakes. Mr. Scholar died
the other day full o f years and good
works and possessing the regard o f all
r
those who knew him. H e le ft his pic
When the blood is pure, fresh and healthy, the skin will be soft, smooth
turesque home to his sons, and It w ill
long remain as one o f the attractive and free from blemishes, but when some acid humor takes root in the circu
lation its presence is manifested by a skin eruption or disease. These
features o f this locality.
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SKIN DISEASES
HUMORS IN T H E BLO O D
A Fix« DUerixilaatloa.
A Chicago law yer tells bow the moot
popular man In a Nevada town got Into
difficulty w ith a disreputable tough—
fo r a long time the terror o f tbe place
— and proceeded to “ do him np” in a
manner entirely satisfactory to tbe
community st large. I t becoming nec
essary, however, to vindicate the ma
jesty o f tbe law, the offender was
brought up fo r trial on the charge o f
assault w ith Intent to kill. The case
soon went to the Jury. When they had
been out about two minutes they re
turned.
“ W ell, gentlemen o f the Jury,” asked
the Judge In a fam iliar, off-hand way,
“ what have you to say?”
“ I f It please the court,” responded
the foreman, “ we, the Jury, find that
tbe prisoner Is not guilty o f strikin’
with Intent to kill, but simply to par-
alyue, an’ be done I t "
So the prisoner was acquitted amid
applause.— Llpplnoott'a
sag V»a.
“ I * It tru e," asked tbs Interviewer,
“that you have the polltleal bee in
your hat?"
“ No,” said the prominent man sage
ly ; "but I bava tbs campaign V In my
pockat”
I
For the prominent man knew well
that the fond hopes o f hie friends were
aa nothing to the fund dopw o f hla
party.— Judga.
I
humors get into the blood, generally because of an inactive or sluggish
condition of the members of the body whose duty it is to collect and carry
off the waste and refuseTnatter of the system. This unhealthy matter is left
to sour and ferment and soon the circulation becomes charged with the acid
poison. The blood begins to throw off the humors and acids through the
pores and glands of the skin, producing Eczema, Acne, Tetter, Psoriasis.
Salt Rheum and skin eruptions of various kinds. Eczema appears, usually
with a slight redness of the skin followed by pustules from which there
flows a sticky fluid that dries sad forms a crust, and the itching is intense.
It is generally on the back, breast, face, arms and legs, though other parts
of the body may be affected. In Tetter the skin dries, cracks and bleeds;
the-acid in the blood dries np tbe natural oils of the skin, which are intended
to keep it soft and pliant, causing a dry, feverish condition and giving it •
hard, leathery appearance. Acne makes its appearance on the face in the
I anltered w ith Saeem a fo r fo r ty
p i“ p1^ “ d W ack heads, w h ile
years s a d could And n o th in » to Psoriasis com es in sca ly patches on d iffer-
S S S t TS
i f ' i f l U.L1.1
parts of the body One of the worst
lnvand burning/puatule» would Forms of skin trouble is Salt Rheum;
*** Favorite point oF attack is the scalp,
tho«im aniehonScratchedoff sometimes causing baldness. Poison Oak
r v ' Y V f f i T “ d
are also disagreeable types of skin
OI D e« I. a ■ une r e a a «
f Io
t n » years altered
t .
disease. The humor producing the trouble
I was agony
al
W h e a l need S. S. B. I found a per- lies dormant in the blood through the
foot
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eure. T
There
he
hue never been
Winter to break ont and torment the
s a y retu rn o f t t o t
f H . bÌV - A
sufferer with the return of Spring. The best
Stockm an, Neb.
treatment For all akin diseases is S. S. S.
It neutralizes the acids and removes the
humors so that the skin instead of being
irritated and diseased, is nourished by a
supply of fresh, healthy blood. External
, applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc.,
PURELY VE6ETABE while they soothe the itching caused by
skin affections, can never cure the trouble
because they do not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes down into the circulation
and forces out every particle of foreign matterand restores the blood to its
normal, pure condition, thereby permanently curing every form of akin
affection. Book on Skin Diseases and any medical advice desired sent fre*
to all who write. S. S. S. is for sal« a t all first class drug stores.
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