W ile >** * V HOUSEHOLD FRIEND. ■ 1 « O b jec t. Pe-ru-na fo r Catarrh, Coughs, Colds, Burglar— R ave I gotten everythlngT Dlmpleton— Do you expect me to tell that? Burglar— I think yob ought, as s matter o f honor.— Judge. Cast letou— About bow much does It cost to run a ateau) yacht? Hlgbblow- w — I f it makes any difference to jo b , you can’t afford i t —Judge. G r ip . ...lia r JEAthtcr-rWiuU _ t n t _m .._ju»dL young Bbortlelgb going to live on In case you marry? His Daughter— Well, If you must know, paps, look in tbs mirror.— Tit-Bits. "D o yon enjoy staying out until 2 and 3 o'clock every morning?” "No, Indeed; bnt I can’ t afford to let my wife get Into the habit o f expecting pm bom« early.” — Houston P ost F or Dandruff There it one thing that,will cure it— A yer’s Hair Vigor. It la a regular tcalp>medicine. It quickly destroya the gerraa w h ic h ca u a e th is d ise a se . The unhealthy acalo • w ssssvn sw vsvT w w w a v a r ' becomes healthy. 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W GROVE’S signature la on each box. 2$c. The Imperial Board of Health in Ger­ many has issued a statement that “ total abstinence from strong drink la not Inju­ rious to health." The beds of peas In Colorado sometimes Include as many as 2,000 acres, and there is one bed exceeding in else 2,800 acres. The leopard la ths most cowardly of animals. O u l r T ou t. “ Is there any known test for true love?” asked tbe very young man. "Nothing except marriage,” answ er A S im ila r M is fo r tu n e . ed tbe home-grown philosopher. " I f "W hy Is that bridge considered no- i that doesn’t evaporate It you have got safe?” ____________ tho real thing.” _____________ “ For tbe same reason that tbe Eng­ lish parliament Is not thought to bo A L it e r a r y P r ls o . giving popular legislation proper sup­ Tbe largest amount ever offered as a prise for a literary contribution Is port." “ Wbat reason Is that?” 1,600,000 rubles, which Is still open for “Tbe general weakness o f Its psora." competition and will bo awarded at 8L — Baltimore American. Petersburg on Dec. 1, 1925, to tbe writ­ er o f tho beet history o f Alexander I. B o r o -H e e d e d C hi Id r e « l a H a l s , In Germany daring May hundreds o f o f Russia. Araktchelef, founder o f tbe children ran about tbe streets without military colonies o f Novgorod, left a hats on whon tl rains, as It Is generally fortune o f 60,000 gold rubles to pro- believed that May rain la most healthy vile for this unique prise. Tbe prise andn that when It falls on their bare giving day Is the centenary o f uw Osar beads tbe children will grow quicker Alexander’s death, by which time tbe mohey will, It Is estimated, have In­ and gain In strength. creased to 2,000,000 rubles. One-fourth A little learning Is a dangerous thing, o f It will bo need to defray tbe cost o f and too much often unfits a man for publishing the work which wins the > making an honest living. prigs» Rue T k la g at a Time. "Bnt don’t yon think,” asked the argn- mentatlve boarder, “ that the street car terries ought to be improved?” “ That la a question for the future," ■aid the philosophical boarder. "The preseat duty is to ameliorata IL* , . K T l x i H f A s s is ta n c e . Catarrh Is 'a constitutional disease originating h i Impure blood and requiring constitution», treatment acting through and purifying the blood for its radical and permanent c u r Tbe greatest constitutional remedy la ‘T ou r honor,” pleaded Goodman Goa- rong, “ I haven't always pees like this, I aih descended from revolutio utionary fore- In nsual liquid form o r In chocolated fathers.' tablets known as S a r s a t a b a . 100doses Tl. The Enfaula (I. T .) Journal boasts “ You certainly seem to have reached Nasal and other Ideal form s o f catarrh that every c o p y of its weekly is fed Into tbe bottom," mid bis honor. " I ’ll give tbe press by s fullblood Indian woman. you a chance to rise. You will go up are relieved by Calsrrlets, which allay in­ flammation and deodorize discharge. 60c. W h o s e husband turn« the press. for six tv da vs. Call tbe next case!" la r r . _ ■ »-Mm __ uw vao a L h •»» u nt F a . 1 V a aiib vur a n I iL v bANuHful uuuuvii iiw yers . PN.CS CUETD M • TO 14 DAYS. night, my dear. Katharine— Yes. Jack Frost kissed them. * ' Dick— H e'd id ? Lucky Jack. “ Do you believe In marrying for ’ ore alone?” be asked. “ Ob, yes.” replied the bright little lady who bad just re­ T h e beet k in d o t a testim onial— turned from South D akota; " l always “ B o ld f o r over sixty years.” do.” — Chicago Record-Herald. K 3 r b !T ,o !T r * io ^ !5 T !!r 5 E a Awe i . n y f.ntur.r. o f *’ I believe old Grabblttaon woutd give SAKSAPAB1UA. his soul for money.” “ Yee. aurt he’d PILLS. probably get more than It was worth, CHERRY PECTORAL. no matter bow small the amount hap­ pened to be.” — Chicago Record Herald. Old Boozer— No, paaaon; I tell ’« 1 M o r e «haw L i k e l y . never could swaller that yarn about John Kendrick Bangs was discussing Samson and them ’ere Philistines. In a New York club a case o f plagiar­ Parson— Really 1 Well, It’s about ism, says the New York Tribune. the only thing you couldn’t rwaliow. "T he man admitted that plagiarism — Scraps was suspected o f him,” said Mr. Bangs "Bobble, I bop« you didn’ t tell your smiling. Iau t almost admitted It waa mother that you taw me kitting sister proved. He reminded me o f a Yonkers last n ig h t” "Nope, I didn’t hive to. boy I used to know. 81s waked us all up at midnight when “This boy said to bis chum one morn­ you went borne and told It herself.” —* ing: Minneapolis Journal. " T hid under the parlor sofa last "D d you approve o f spelling re­ night to bear what young 8oftleigb form ?” ” Yes,” answered the adaptable would say to my sister.’ " ‘ Well, what did be say?* the other citizen. “The only objectlpn Is that It consumes more time remembering to boy asked. " ’ He only talked religion and poli­ spell the new way than It does to put ta tics, and be kicked me about thirty the extra letters” — Washington Stgr. She— I can’t bear -actors; thev’re ss times on the beau.’ .. " ‘ He knew you were there, I guess,’ Peruna if a household friend in more conceited! He— But I’m an actor, and- than a m illion homea. This number is you don’t think I’m conceited, do you? said the second boy. ^ " ‘ I ’m afraid he suspected It’ * increasing w w y day. Perans has be­ She (seeking to recover beraeir) —Oh, com e a household word all over the o f course n ot! I mean the Mg ones; D e lic a c y e f P r e a e h m e a English speaking world. It is an old the little ones don’t cou n t— Sacred Undoubtedly Frenchmen have the tried remedy for all c*t«rrhal diseases Heart Review. most delicate way o f expressing them­ o f the head, throat, lungs, stomach, He— I don’t like your friend. Miss selves,” said a New York young woman Sidneys, bladder and female organs. Knox. She told an acquaintance o f to a group o f friends at tea. " I have Ask Vear Druggist for rree Peruna Alma­ mine that I waa a perfect id io t She— just bad the oddest little encounter nac for 1907 Oh. I’m sure she didn’t mean i t She with a man who looked aa If be bad V a e e r ta la tr o f L it* . knows at well as anyone else that ns Just arrived here, his clqtbes were eo "Young man,” said the clerical-look­ human being Is absolutely p erfect— unmistakably Parisian. I was walk­ ing passenger, addressing the beardless Brooklyn Citizen. ing in Broadway when I saw him com­ lndtriduai across the aisle, “ do you ever Wlgg— The last I saw o f ywn Young- ing. To my surprise, ss he was a stran­ consider when you lie down at night pop waa talking you to death snout bla ger te me, be stopped, put his heels to­ that you may never see the sun rise baby. How did you get rid o f him? gether and, taking off his h a t made a again.** Wagg—Oh, some fellow came along low bow. ‘ Pardon, mademoiselle.’ said “ No," replied the party at whom the who had Just bought an automobile, so lie, ‘your beneath skirt descends.’ Mak­ query had been flred, "can’t say that I Introduced them and made my escaps ing again the same elaborate bow, he I d o ; but every morning when I wake passed «a . I looked dqwn and saw — Philadelphia Record. up I realise that I may not live to see that my allk petticoat waa showing just Small Olrl (with smaller« toother)-— a little below the outside sk irt Had another sunset” How much la It to SbepbOTfs Hush? an American man noticed It, be wonld "Y ou do?” queried the surprised Box Office Clerk— Tuppence. I’ ve told have felt embarrassment about men­ e. 1. p. " I do,” answered the young man. you that five times already. Small Girt tioning It; er. If be had the courage, "Y ou see. I’m a baseball umpire.” — — Y e s I k now ; but little Willy liken he never wonld have been able to to see you come to the w indow ; It re­ think e f ouch a delicate way o f mak­ Cincinnati Enquirer. minds him o f the too.— Sketch.. ing that bit o f a misfit known to me.” TERRIBLE TO RECALL. Tom— Well, darling. I have seen your — New York Press. father and be has given his consent Five W eeks In Bed With Intensely Grace— He approves o f love 1n a cot­ Painful Kidney T rouble. tage, then? “ N s but he says that a Mrs. Mary W agner, of 1367 Kossuth girl who spends as much time golfing Ave., Bridgeport, Conn., says: **I was and motoring as you do really has not A P a t lo « < t a a k * . so weakened and much need o f a horns” — Tattler. One does not often attribute the vir­ generally run down “ Where waa be struck by the auto­ tue o f patience to a snake. "Letters with kidney dis­ mobile?” asked the coroner. *At tb s from a Surgeon,” however, contains an ease that for a long Junction o f the dorsal and cervical ver­ anecdote In which its existence Is evi­ time I could not do tebrae.” answered the surgeon. “ Will dent. Doctor Perry, surgeon o f the my work and was you please point that out on tin map?” Twentieth Massachusetts, wakened In five weeks in bed. asked the coroner. Indicating m that camp one morning to find himself tight­ There was continu­ hung on the wall.— Chicago Tribune. ly held la the clutch o f Doctor Hay­ al bearing down ward, his senior officer. “ Mr. M erchant” aald the new clerk, pain, terrible back­ " D e n t move, John, till I say th ree!” aches, headaches preparing to ask for more pay. "I and at times diary think I understand the business pretty ordered the aenlor, sharply. "Then spells when every- well now. and------ ” “ Yes?” Interrupt­ seize my hands and spring to yonr fe e t thing was a blur ed his employer. “ Well, keep at It One, two, three!” At the word Doctor Perry Jumped, before me. The passages of the kidney four or five years. Perhaps you’ll un­ secretions were irregular and painful, derstand It then aa well as you think and never made n cleaner leap. He was Jnst In time to see a moccasin dive and there was considerable sediment you do now.” — Philadelphia Press. and odor. I don ’t know what I would In a trolley accident In New Kng- under the coat which he had been us­ have done but for Doan’s Kidney Pills. land an Irishman was badly hurt. The ing for a pillow. Armed with sticks, I could see an improvement from the next day a lawyer called on him and they dragged the cost away, but aaw first box, and five boxes brought a final asked If he Intended to sue. the com­ only the bole into which the snake had cure.” pany for damages. “ Damages?” said glided. The surgeon had accidentally Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. P a t looking feebly over his bandages. blocked the entrance to tbe reptile's Foster-M ilbum Co., Buffalo, N. Y . “ Sure. I have thlm already. I’d lolke abode, and It had lain all colled under to sue the railway for repairs, sor. as tbe back o f his neck, waiting patiently ye’ll take the case.” — Youth’s Compan­ for him to move so It could enter. The land of the golden train. Here I« a «nap or inrentnr*. 640 acres, Improved, S miles from the growing town of Macleod, $12 per aero. In two years from now this land will be worth $20 per acre. Apply In a rush to ♦ » Ifotheit srfll find lir a Winslow*« toothing •yrup the best remedr to ttat lor their children during the teething period. Q a lt e • D iffe r e n c e . "W h at!” exclaimed the angry mo­ diste. “ Yon mean to say that M rs De Flasher used all tbe sampled we sent np to make a fancy quilt? W hy, she Is an old crank.” "But Mrs. De Flasher Is worth a hundred thousand. ” "Really? Well, In that caw I sup­ pose she Is eccentric.” “ And she will inherit half a million by the first o f the year.” "H alf a million? Why, write the lady a note at once and tell her she can have another bundle o f samples and compliment her on being w de­ lightfully bizarre." AHen’> Foot-Ease. A powder. It maxes tight or new shoes feel easy. It 1« a certain cure i lor lehlng feet. •westing, callous and hot, tired, aching Sold by all Druggists, Price B e. Trisl pack aire mailed FREE. Address Ac Allen a Olmsted, LeBoy, New York. Hood7a Sarsaparilla _ CAST0RIA T h e K ih d Y ou H ave A lw ays B o u g h t has borne th e signa­ tu re o f Chita. H . F letch er, and has been m ade under his personal supervision fo r over 3 0 years. A llo w no ena to deceive you in th is. C oun terfeits, Im itation s and *< Ju st-as-gfood” are b u t E x perii.tents, and endanger th e health e f Children—Experience again st E xperim ent. W h a t is C A S T O R I A C astori» Is » harm less su bstitu te fo r Castor O il, P are­ goric, D rops »n d M o o t htug- Syrups. I t is P leasan t. I t contains neither O pium , M orphine n o r oth er N arcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. I t destroys W o rm s and allays Feverishness. I t cores Diarrhoea and W ind. C olic. I t relieves T eeth in g T rou bles, cares Constipation and FUduleney. I t assim ilates th e Fd, regulates th e Stom ach and B ow els, givin g healthy and natu ral sleep. T h e C hildren's P anacea—T h e M o th er's F rien d . The Kind You Hare Always Bought B ea n the Signature o f B a r b e r s Agree A g o . Tbe first barbers o f whom there is any record plied their trade In Greece In tbe fifth century B. C. In Rome the * r first barbers operated In tbe third cen­ tury B. C. In olden times In England tbe barber and tbe physician were Iden­ tical. Thus, a king’s barber was also his chief medical adviser. Is tbe time o f Henry V III. o f En­ gland. lawa were made concerning bar­ A s d . l t C s fls s . bers, o f which tbe following la an ex­ Tbe coffins o f tbe ancient Egyp­ tract: "N o pertofti occupying a shav­ ing or barbery in London shall n w any tians wére made o f marble and stone. aargery, letting o f blood o r other mat­ Tbe Romans nsed similar receptacles for tbslr dead, and Alexander tbe Great ter. except the drawing o f teeth." Is said to have been buried In a coffin A lw a y s to bo D epended U pon . o f aolld gold. In parta o f England glam When a person gets up in the morning coffins have been found. with a dull headache ana a t red, stretchy Tbe Athenian heroes were burled In feeling, it is aa almost certain indication coffins made o f cedar, owing to Its aro­ that the I ver, or bowels cr both are uecid- matic and Incorruptible qualities, wbile edly out o f order. At such times Nature, the wisest and tbe first record o f wooden coffins In. En­ best of all dorters, takes this me ms to give warning that she needs tbe help and gen­ gland dates back to tbe days o f King tle assistance which can best be ob’ tuned Artbnr. This monarch waa supposed from that old family remedy, Brandreth’s to have been burled In tbe hollowed Pills, which has been a use for over a cen- trank o f a gigantic oak. Patent coffins tury. The ley are the sam e fine laxative ton ic p'l'. were Invented In 1796. and metallic a|r your rand arents used, when doctors tight coffins were advertised at Bir­ were few and far between and when people had to have n rente y that cou ld absolutely mingham in 1861. In Use For Over 3 0 Years. be depended upon. B randreth’s Pills can be depended upon flo w 's This? are sold in every d a n g and m edicine Ws offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fee store, either plain o r sn *si-oostod . any earn ot Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. S a lt s s a D s i t L a v e r . T. J. CHENEY A CO., F rota, Toledo, a We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Sait is tbe latest device for laying Cheney (or the last 16 years, and believe him dust on roads In the country. Tbe au­ honorable In all business tram financially able to carry ou t any ob- thor o f tbe new departure Is ML Trint- ligations made made by their tir “ xlns, city surveyor o f Rouen, who has W est 1ST A Tau T euax ax , . Wholesale Druggists,Toledo, a W aldino , K im * as A M asvik , Wholesale Drug- mo, Kim*, published it as the result o f a long gists, Toledo, O. ter let o f experiments. Tbe list o f these, ^HaU’e Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act­ ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur» while bringing out tbe weak side of laces of the system. Price Wc. per bottle. the new system, possesses considerable Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. HaU’ s Family Pills are the best. •nd Interest as showing It to poaeees real possibilities o f utility. A long stretch of road was first watered and then sprin­ kled with sa lt Tbe next day tbe sur­ face o f tbe road was covered with a thin glazed crust Rain removed this In parts, bat where tbe glase remained there was no dost for five days. B r ill ia n t D is p la y . 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THE S W IF T S P E C IF IC C O .. ATLANTA. C A . P U T N A M rar5 DR. C. GEE WO WMdtrfri N o m TrutM if owe Doctor 1« called sn-at because he ear-« people without op»ro­ llon the! era , r u np to die. H» c t m wl h than» wonderful Cht- bcm herb», roots bad«, i berk« end vceWebl*« that are retlrel/ un­ known to medical ed- »m e la thl« «onntrrthron harmlcflo r»m»dl»4. Thl« i«t_ «e s doctor known I h» action of OT-r«00 diff»r<-nt ramrdi . «, which h» mm «occ-wta l , In difrr»nt _ __ Ha ft*urna-»*e locnroenterrh, eMhma, Inn«, throat rheumatism, n-rrooa .«aa * to mack, llr*r, kld- myu, ot&t ha« hnaArols of tretlmoeUl«. Chers»« modrrata. Cell end «M him. Patient« oet e f the e*tr writ* Pw blank« and ctrcelaaa np. CONSULTATION-------- Tito C. Gee Wo Chinese M i Ca. 1S2H nrat S t, S. C. Car. Mention paper P.N.U Fed Me. 4 —07 w r it in g « e a d v e r t is e r s | ■ H o e t h is p a p e r . F A D E L E S S D Y E S ■as.it «r» 2 sr c m ~