I. ^ W illin g H elplH elp! I'm Falling aavedt In gratitude, it grew long and heavy, and with all the deep, rich color of early life. Sold in all pans of the world for sixty years. _ “ Xboet omo yoor aro I tort M arly I t all m of mr hair following aa attack of raoaai »!••. I was adylaad 1 I by a frf Aland to uaa Ayer*a H ] air Vigor. 1 did to. and aa a roanlt I now hay# a bMuiffui haad of h a ir."— M as. W J . it so w n . M anca- oooo ralla. WIs. gerii SABSAPAMUX PILLS. CUEIST PECTCSAL. IA N CUM Î S Î TEMPKR e o u sH S .n s Coo ah. Dtataapor. all Throat a a Troohle. P u r in a tha blood M anim al In condition. He. MAKÇ NO MISTAKE Mothers will And Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Bjfupthebsst remedy to nas lor their children during the teething period. ta e ls A lle n . “What’s the use of carrying on a mad slinging campaign,” queried Uncle Allen Sparks, “when It’s ever so much easier to throw dost In the eyes of the voters?” H a s ty C onclusion. Tommy paused a moment In the work of demolition. __ “This is angel cake, all right," be said. “How do you know?" asked Johnny. “I’ve found a feather in 1L”—Chicago Tribune. E IT P At. Vitus’ D socs sn a all Nervous Diseases M IO pcrm snsntly cured by Dr. K lim ’s O rest Nerve Restorer. Hend fbr FRl£R *1 trial bottle and treatise. Dr It H .K lin. , Ld. Ml ArchBL. Phlla.,Pa. A s Others I s s Us. Wedderly—Mlsa Oldham I* certainly a self-possessed woman. Isn’t she? Singleton—Yes; and I’m glad of I t Wedderly—Clad of It! ' • Singleton—Yes; at least I’m glad that she Isn’t one of my possessions. A n y t h in g to Obllwe. i OILED CLOTHING will give you com- / plete protection end long service \bu cant afford to btgr any other Every garment guaranteed The beat dealers se3tt W. L. DOUGLAS Miss Jarm tr—Papa says I mustn’t sea you any more. Young Spoonsll—Well, we mustn’t dis­ obey papa. I’ll turn the light' a little lower still. Bad Blood Is the cause of all humors, eruptions, boils, pimples, scrofulous sores, eczema or salt rheum, aa well as of rheuma­ tism, catarrh and other troubles. Tha greatest blood remedy for all these troubles, proved by its unequaled record of cures, is *3.50&*3.0O Shoes Hood’s Sarsaparilla • ■ S T IN T N I W O R L D W.LOouglas $4 Gilt idg» lina cannotbeequalledatanypr œ In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as S a ra a ta b * . 100 doses $ 1 , To Shoo D ra im : W. jZ -D ea glM '___ bin« lion «o I« iba mort cu ui liirti In Ibi« country Banking by Mail Sind/o r Calateo W E PA Y 4 % SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT A U PKICË&. C.n'i «boos. CO to «1.80. Bora- Bbora. S3 >*1.88. W om an1* Ihooa. *i.OO to Jl.BO. MI m m ' • C htldroa'a SboM. *8 86 to *1.00. T ry W . L D o u g la s W o m e n '« , Mlaaa-a a n d C U ild ra n 'a a l t u r i i f o r s ty le , fit a n d w e a r t h e y e x c e l o t h e r m a lte a . If 1 could take you Into my large factories a t Brockton, M ass..and show you how carefully W .L. Douglas shoes are made, you would then understand w hy they hold their shape, fit b etter, w ear losger, and are of greater value than any o th er make. W h ere v er y o e liv e, you can o b tain W . L. D ouglas shoe*. Hla nam e and price U stam ped on th e bottom , w hich p ro tects you a g ain st high prices and Inferior shoes. T a k e n o aubttlm ( u t a . A sk y o n r dealer tor W .L . D ouglas shoes a n d In sist upon h a v in g th em , f a s t Color Euoltto used; they will not w a r braso,. W rite tor Illu s tra te d C atalog o< P all S ty les. W . L. DODO LAS, Dept. | J , B rockton, Mass. B o ld to Com pro m l so. T d like to engage you to play your Addle at my reception to-night," said Mr*. Cumijp to the great vlollnlit "VeTl, I can blay,” answered the pro­ feasor. “What do yon charge?” aaked the lady. “Vnn huntret tollar*; dot'« my regu­ lar price,” said the"professor. "Well," declared the lady, ”‘l can't T hus cried the htir. And a pay no hundred for Juat a little Addling, kind neighbor came to the res­ but If you’re a mind f come I’ll give cue with a bottle of Ayer’s ! you Afty, and Ju»t play half note*.”— Toledo Blade. Hair Vigor. The hair was INTEREST On savings deposits of a dollar or more, compounded twice every year. I t is just as easy to open a Savings Account with us by Mad as if you lived next door. Send for our free book­ let, "Banking by Mail,” and learn lull particulars. Address In v ad ers. There were some phases of country life with which the little city girl had as yet only one day’s acquaintance, but the rights of property-owners and prop­ erty-renters- were Anhly Axed 1 l h-r mind. “Mother!" she called. In evident ex­ citement, the morning after.the family had settled for the summer In Sunset View Cottage, "mother! Just come here and look! There are somebody’s hengwlplng their feet on our nice clean grass 1 ” SKIN DISEASES ACNE, TETTER, ECZEMA, PSORIASIS, SALT RHEUM. There is nothing more distressing than an itching, burn­ ing skin disease, and upon the return of warm weather those who are afflicted with skin troubles find the symptoms appear­ ing and know that they will be tormented through the hot summer months. The blood is heated with humors and acrid matter, and as they are forced to the surface the skin seems to be on fire. The treatment of skin diseases with exter­ nal applications is all wrong, because they do not reach the trouble which is in the blood. The most such treatment can be expected to do is, allay the itching and burning and cover up the trouble for awhile, but as soon as it is left off the disease returns. All food taken into the body contains, in some form, the elements necessary to sustain Thousands of ■offer daily the different parts.' One portion is used for T H E ITCHING W AS ALMOST UNBEARABLE. backache, h • a d- ache, dissy spells, the making of blood, another for muscle, Dear Sira—My body broke out w ith a rash or eruption languor, neivooi- one for bone, still another for fat, and so on. which in spite of all efforts to oure continued to get worse. ness and a dosen After these different properties are ex­ The itohlng, especially a t night, w as aimply terrible, it other symptoms of tracted from the food there still rihnains a Would almost disappear a t times, only to retu rn w orse than ever. I had tried many highly recommended prepa­ kidney trouble, bnt ley it to other portion that is useless, or waste matter, rations without benefit, and hearing of 8 . 8 . 8 . determ ined give- it a fair trial, and w as inexpressibly delighted causes. which is intended to be disposed of through to when a few bottles cured me entirely, removing every Make no mistake. the natural channels of bodily waste, the blemish and pimple from my body. I shall not fail to reo- Keep the kidney« ommond 8 . 8 . 8 . whenovor an opportunity ooours to do so. well, end these Liver, Kidneys and Bowels. At this season Esoondido, Cal L. MARNO. aches and troubles of the year, however, these organs become will disappear. torpid, dull and sluggish, and fail to perform this duty, and these acctnnulations remain in Mrs, Anthony Cadre!te, 77 Me­ the system and are absorbed by the blood to ferment and sour, producing burning acids and chanic St., Leominister, Mesa., says: acrid humors. The blood cannot properly nourish the system while in this impure condition, "M y sight fulled, I had sharp pain in and begins to throw off these acids through the pores and glands of the skin, producing Acne, my back and beering-down peine through the hipe. I was nervous, fret­ Eczema, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and skin diseases of every description. ECZEMA appears usually with a slight redness of thè skin, followed by pustules from ful and miserable. The urine wee greatly diaordered and I began to have which there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense. It the eweilings of dropsy. I was running down fast when I started using Doan’s is generally on the back, breast, arms, legs and face, though other parts of the body may be Kidney Pills. A wonderful change afflicted. In TETTER the skin dries, cracks and bleeds, and is often very painful. The acid came and after using them faithfully iu the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, causing a dry, feverish, hardened condition for a short tim e I was well.” Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. and giving it a leathery appearance. AOME makes its appearance on the face in the form of pimples and black-heads, and is particularly disagreeable because of its unsightly appear­ Foeter-Milbnrn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. ance, while PSORIASIS, a scaly disease, comes in patches on different parts of the body. T h e I s s i l r t l y « B a rb e r. No doubt many readers hare beard One of the worst forms of skin disease is SALTRHEUM, It discharges a watery fluid, form­ of the austere disposition of America’s ing sores and producing intense itching. The head and face are the parts usually affected, greatest living actor, Richard Mans­ and sometimes the hair falls out and a mass of sores forms on the scalp. field. Perhaps the following conversa­ These and all skin diseases are due to the same cause—burning acids and humors in tion. which took place In one of Bos­ ton’! leading hotels, better Illustrates the blood, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and made pure they will continue. The best the satirical nature of the player. En­ treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S., a remedy that is purely vegetable, being made en­ tering the barber’s shop one morning, tirely from roots, herbs and barks, and acts directly on the blood with a cleansing, healing be was Immediately recognized as u effect. It neutralizes the acids and purifies the blood so that the skin, instead of being ard Mansfield by the barber. “Good morning,” said the barber af­ blistered and burned by the fiery fluids, is nourished by a supply of cooling, healthy blood. fably. It goes down into the circulation and forces out every particle of waste or foreign matter, A grunt was the only reply. builds up the blood and cures all skin diseases promptly "Well, bow was things over at the and permanently. S. S. S. does not leave the least par­ bouse last night?” “What house?" answered the actor ticle of the poison for future outbreaks, but entirely rids Ironically. ^the blood of the cause for all skiu diseases. “The Hollis,” said the barber. S. S. S. tones up the system and regulates the “ What do you mean, sir?” . ' Liver, Kidneys and Bowels so that they will carry off “Why, are you not Richard Mans­ field?” the barber asked. the natural waste and refuse matter through the proper “Ob, no. Indeed,” replied Mr. Mans­ channels, instead of leaving it to be absorbed by the field, “I Just got out of Jail this morn­ blood. Nothing equals S. S. S. in the treatment of these troubles and for building up the ing.' W hat! You’re not Richard Man»- ^general health. Write for our treatise on skin diseases and any medical advice you wish. W field; and you Just got out of Jail this We make no charge for either. THE SW IFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, G A. morning 1 Whnt for, pray?” “For assnulting inquisitive barbers,' was the response. W O W AHD E. B U R T O N .— A m ay er a r i C hem ist. ■■ L a r v in e , Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold, Silver, L*ad, f I ; Gold, 811 ver,7 äc ; Gold, 50c; Zinc or per, fl. Cyanide tema. Malli dc envelop«*« mrifl ftill price list sent oi on application. C ontrol a n d U ra- Ca& onaie NV pire work ‘ solicited. m A im m i Uoual A p p ro p ria te . “DeRlter hasn’t been very successful with bis new paper, has he?” “No, I think he ougnt to change the name of it; ought to call it ’Advice.” ’ -•Advice?’ Why?” “Well, nobody takes I t ”—Philadel­ phia Press. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color m o re fo o d s b rig h te r am i f a s te r co lo rs th a n so y o th e r dye. One 1 0 c p a ck a g e co lo rs silk, w ool a n d c o tto n equally w ell a n d is g u a ran tee d go give p e rfe c t re su lts . Ask d e a le r, o r w e will te n d p o st p a id a t 1 0 c a p a ck a g e. W rit« f o r f r e e b o o k let how t o d y e . bleach and mix co lo rs. MONROE DRUG C O - Uaionville, Missouri. REE LO T A T O C E A N S I D E F CLASS IF IE DADV E RTISING ’N o rth B eech) e n d ■ B e a u J tifu ____ R l E Oak --. Caae to every p u rc h a se r o f th e Special E d i­ tio n of th e "L ib ra ry of th e W o rld 's B est . . Portland Trade Directory L k e ru tu re ," 46 volum es, silk b o u n d , *3.10 per v o lu m e : *5 on d e liv e ry of set a n d *5 per m o n th ; Nam es and A ddresses in P seti and of Rcpro- rase a n d books d e liv e re d free. P a rtic u la rs by • « d a tiv a B usiness Firms. w ritin g j . o . MILLAR A CO.. C olum bia B ldg., P o rtlan d , O re. M o d e ra tio n In G A S O L E N E E N G IN E S * to t borso- IbW cr lully n s r r a n l e d , \ llo . A ll^rtzet a u .l >t) )es s t low est prices. W rits for catalo g . REIERSON MACHINERY COMPANY P o rtlan d . O re g sta C R K A M S K P A H A T O llS — W * g n s r s 'i t r o th a U. S. S e p a ra to r to be tli«* b**st. W rite to r tre e cala><>£ i i tax «ri w ood C’a , F if th aud Oak. K x e re ln o . I t la better to be lazy than dead, and P I A N O S A O R G A N S —M a n y fine I n s tr u m e n ts r e ' verft to M a c c o u n t s c k n e s s o r re m o v a l o f b u y e r A G ood R e c o rd . ** probably Just as comfortable. For W rit« fo r d e s c r p tlo n o f p a n o s n o w c n b a n d , te rm s , etc . W rit« to d a y . G ilb e rt C o., P o r tla n d Out of a ll the e x te r n a l r e m e d ie s o n t h e obT!ou* rea8ons tb® P r e s c r i p t i o n to take m a r k e t w e d o u b t if th e r e is o n e that h a s moderate e x e r c i s e is m i s l e a d i n g a n d the re c o rd of that w o rld -re n o w n e d porous unsatisfactory. Most of us are const!- I l l s O c c u p a tio n . r. N. U. Q Ra. 43—«•_ « ««w », Directory Canvasser—What Is your b e aa popular as ever i n doing its great irately. W e begin violently and end husband's occupation, madam? H E N w r itin g to a d v e r il s s r s p la n a a I P ortlan d, O regon work oi reli'-ving our pains and aches I t 1 quickly. And what Is moderate exer- I 'n c o n x t l t u t l o n a l . m e n tio n title p a p e r. The Lady—Oh, he unmakes history. O n. philosopher »ho tried It tor S ix th suid W a s h i n g t o n S ts . Directory Canvasser—Unmakes his­ j A resident of a small town in south­ ern New Jersey was brought before the from taking cold or over-strain. , twenty years arrived at this condu- tory 1 Transportation of fruits, and vegeta­ AUcock’s Plasters a e sol i • y Druggi-ts slon: “Keep a pair of Indian clubs In Judge on the charge of intoxication. A The Lady—Yes. He writes historical fine was Inqiosed, paid, and the man ble* In a vacuum la said to have been New York City pays fl,o00,000 a year ill every part of the civil zed world. your bedroom. Look at them frequent­ tried successfully by a California inven­ for its municipal printing, stationery and novels. ________________ ' - ! discharged. A few days later the same ly. Exercise by their suggestion ” to r. Far-Bracking Echo. supplies. I man faced the Judge for drunkenness This has the merit of moderation. It M o d e r n M e th o d s . The Officer—You any the chauffeur | The Contractor—What In thunder Is again, but this time refused to pay the sounded his horn Just os the machine is the same as to walking. Smell the morning, look down the long way that the m atter with that new bod carrier fine. The Judge became furious, but struck the man? separates you from yonr business. yon hired? He’s let another hod of coolly replied the citizen: The Witness—Yes, sir. Then take a car.—Detroit Free Press. j “Judge, there ain’t no law that says bricks fall to the pavement The Officer—Was the victim killed a feller can be fined twice for the same The Foreman — Oh, he learned his Instantly? H o p e fu l. trade by mall from the Hod Carriers’ drunk, and. your Honor, you can’t The Witness—So Instantly, air, that “I understand that Europeans are be­ he must hare heard the echo of that coming apprehensive because American Correspondence Institute! — Brooklyn prove that I’ve drawn a sober breath si use.” The case was dismissed. Eagle. horn In the next world. millionaires are buying so many works of a r t ” W o s l d S e e m S o. "I hope the feeling will grow,” an­ Customer (at book store)—Have yoo swered Mr. Dustin Stax. “It would a work on the art of letter writing? New Salesman—No, sir. I should think be a sweet relief to find Europeans coy you could learn that at any correspond­ nliout selling things to American tour-1 If you only knew how much comfort lata.”—Washington Star. can be derived from a PERFECTION ence school. , Oil Heater—how simple and economical B ia t s o r O m o , C r r r ov T o l e d o , » its operation, yon would not be without L uca « C o u n t t , ( it another day. F s a n k J. C r s n b t m a k e s o a th t h a t h e is You can quickly make warm and cozy s e n io r p a r tn e r of th e Arm of K. J . C h e n b t A any cold room or hallway—no matter in Co., d o in g buxine«« In th e C ity of Toledo, C oun­ t y a n d S tate a fo resaid . a n d t h a t M id Arm w ill what part of the house. You can heat p a y th e «urn of ONK HU NDRED DOLLARS for water, and do many other things with the e a c h a n d ev ery case of C atarrh t h a t c a n n o t be Oregon Trust & Savings Bank [w FREE IRRIGATED LANDS In Central Oregon, at Cost of Reclamation RHEUMATISM PERFECTION Oil Heater v E q u ip p ed w i t h S m o k e le s s D e v ic e) Turn the wick as high or low aa vou can—there’s no danger. Carry heater from room to room. All parts easily cleaned. Gives intense heat without smoke or smell because equipped with smoke­ less device. Made in two finishes—nickel and jape«. Brass oil fount beauti­ fully embossed. Holds 4 quarts of oil ahd burns 9 hours. Every heater warranted. If you cannot get heater or information from your dealer, write to nearest agency for descriptive circular. La m p c a n n o t be equalled for its - b r i g h t and steady light, simple con­ struction andabsolute safety. Equipped with latest improved burner. Made of brass throughout and nickel plated. An ornament to any room whether library, dining-room, parlor or bed­ room. Every lamp warranted. Write to agency if not at your dealer’s. STANDARD O IL CO M PANY c u re d by th e use of H all ’ s C atarrh C e s s . FRANK J . C H EN EY . S w orn to before m e a n d su b scrib e d in m y p re sen c e , th is 6 th d s y of D ecem ber, A.D..L886. A W. GLEASON, j IBAL | N o ta ry P u b lic. THE DESCHUTES IRRIGATION AND NEURALGIA 210 MILES OF WATER LINES i H e r E x c u s e f o r M oao a. Ho H oped N o t. "So you’re a fugitive from Justice, are you?" *- “Thunder, no!” exclaimed the hunted man, turning red with indignation. ”It'* a suburban constable that's after ms 1 ” ST. JA C O B S O IL V hd P ro v e d R e m e d y l o r O v e r SO Y earn. Price 83 « sa d 30 e POWER CO. U n d er th e C arey A ct ha« 7 5 ,0 0 0 acre« now ‘ u n d e r” w ater. H a ll’s C a ta rrh C n ra Is ta k e n In te rn a lly , a n d act« d ire c tly on th e blood a n d m u co u s surfaces of th e system . Bend f ir te s tim o n ia ls, free. F. J. C H E N E Y * CO., T oledo, O. Bold b y D ruggists, 75c. s r a t h e best. B a ll ’s F a m ily P ills ora A teacher In a lower West Side pub­ lic school recently received the follow­ ing letter: “Kindly exculpate my iou Moaea from being one aggrlgate day absent. Because hla mother auhatantlng sick, Mosea bad to sojourn In the house per­ petual, so kindly apology him for not coming once- day to school.” — New Ytyk Sun. & ^ :: 1.8 fe e t ev e ry n in e ty d a y s o v e r e a c h irrig a b le ac re, o r o n e second fo o t o v e r ea c h 100 a c r e , av ailab le to ea c h p u rc h a s e r a t a c tu a l co st of irrig atio n . P a y m e n t on lan d : O n e -fo u rth cash; b a la n c e in th re e e q u a l a n n u a l pay m en t« a t 6 p e r c e n t. M ain te n an ce \ c h a rg e, $1 p e r a c re p e r a n n u m fo r ea ch irrig a b le a c re fo r N w a te r. P R O D U C T IV E N E S S P R O V E N BY G O V E R N . V *^ M EN T E X PE R IM E N T A L S T A T IO N a n d by a c tu a l a e t'le r s on th e lan d , 3 0 ,0 0 0 a c re s h aving b ee n «old. V * DESCHUTES IRRIGATION AND vV v POWER COMPANY 6!l McKay Bldg., Portland, Oregon Office tor sale of land. Box A, Btdmosd, Crook Coasty, Ortgos m