»Between Two fires« v By ANTHONY HOPE ^ ^ “ Slipped hla memory, no doubt All right Jones." | “ May 1 go now, slrT“ said Jones. “ Mrs. Jones wanted me to go wlth4ier.” I saw all now. That old villain had stolen the cable. And his excellency’s words came back to my memory, “ 1 make the moat of my opportunities).” P ro *«* I " A w I m man w ill make more opportunities than he fin ds.” — Fran cis Bacon. ' C H A P T E R V I.— (Continued.) * “ Hullo, Johnny! Why not at the llouseT” said 1 to him. “ You’ ll want ev­ ery vote to-night. Re off and help the ministry, and take Donna Antonia with you. They’ re eating up the minister of finance." “ A ll right! I ’m going as soon as I ’ ve had another muffin,” said Johnny. “ But what’s the row a b o n tr “ Well, they want their money,” I re­ plied ; “ and Don Antonio won’t give it them. Hence bad feeling.” “ Tell you what it is," said Johnny; “ be hasn’t got a------” Here Donna Antonia struck in, rather suddenly, I thought. “ Do stop the gentlemen talking poli­ tics, Madame Devarges. They'll spoil onr tea party.” “ Your word is law,” I said; “ but I should like to know what Don Antonio hasn’ t got.” “ Now do he quiet,” she rejoined; isn’t it quite enough that he has got— a charm­ ing dau ghterr “ And a moat valuable one,” I replied with a bow, for I saw that for some rea­ son or other Donna Antonia did not mean to let me pump Johnny Carr, and I want­ ed to pump him. “ Don’t say another word, Mr. Carr,” she said, with a laugh. “ You know you don't know anything.” . Meanwhile Madame Devarges was giv­ ing me a cup of tea. As she handed it to me, she said in a low voice: “ I f I were his friend I should take cars Johnuy didn’t know anything, Mr. \ Martin." “ I f I were his friend I should take care he told me what he knew, Madame De­ varges,” I replied. “ Perhaps that’s what the Colonel thinks,” she said. “ Johnny has just been telling us how very attentive he has be­ come. And the Signorlna. too, I hear.” “ You don't mean that?” I exclaimed. “ But, after all, pure kindness, no doubt 1” “ You have received many attentions from those quarters,” she said. “ No doubt you are a good judge of the motives.” “ Don’t, now, don’t be disagreeable,” «aid I. “ I came here for peace.” ‘ Poor yonng man! ■ Have you lost all your money? Is it possible that you, like Don Antonio, haven’ t got a----- ?” “ What is going to happen?” I asked, for Madame Devarges often had infor­ mation. “ I don’t know,” she said. “ But If I owned national bonds, I should sell.” “ Pardon me, madams; you would offer to sell.” I did not see any need to enlighten her further. So I passed on to Donna An­ tonia, who had tint somewhat sulkily since her outburst. I sat down by her and said: y “ Surely I haven’ t offended yon?” “ You know you wouldn't care if you had.” she said, with a reproachful, bat not unkind glance. “ You will not let your real friends save you, Mr. Martin. You know you want help. Why don’t yon consider the state of your affairs?” “ In that, at least, my friends in Whlt- tlngham are very ready to help me,” I answered, with some annoyance. “ I f you take it in that way.” she re­ plied sadly, “ I can do nothing.” I was rather touched. Clearly she wished to be of some use to me, and for a moment I thought I might do better to tear myself free from my chains, and turn to the refuge opened to me. But I could not do this; and, thinking it would be rather mean to take advantage of her Interest In me only to use It for my own 1 purposes, I yielded to conscience and said: “ Donna Antonia, I will be straightfor­ ward with you. You can only help me if I accept youft-'guidance? I can’t do that. I am too deep in.” “ Yes, yon are deep In. and eager to be deeper,” she said. “ Well, so be it. I f that is so I cannot help you.” “ Thank yon for your kind attempt,” said I. “ I shall very likely be sorry some day that I repulse it. I shall always be glad to remember that you made It.” She looked at me a moment, and said: “ W e have ruined you amongst us.” “ Mind, body and estate?” She made no reply, and I saw my re­ turn to flippancy wounded her. So I rose and took my leave. Johnny Carr went with me. “ Things look queer, eh, old man?” said he. “ But the President will pull through in spite of the Colonel and bis Signor- ina.” “ Johnny," said I, “ you hurt my feel­ ings : but still I will give yon a piece of advice. Marry Donna Antonia. She's a good girl and a clever girl.” “ That's not a bad idea.” said he. “ Why don't you do It yourself?” “ Because I ’m like you. Johnny— an Idiot,” I replied, and left him wondering why, if he was an idiot, and I was an Idiot, one Idiot should marry Donna An­ tonia, and not both or neither. Ah' I went, along I bought the Qasette, the government organ, and read therein: “ A t a Cabinet council this afternoon, presided over by bis excellency, we un­ derstand that the arrangements connected with the national debt formed the sub­ ject of discussion. The resolutions arriv­ ed at are at present strictly confidential, but we have the beat authority for stat­ ing that the measures' to be adopted will have the effect of materially alleviating the present tension, and will afford un- raixed satisfaction to the immense ma­ jority of the citisens of Aureataland. The President will once again be hailed an the savior of his country.” “ I wonder If the Immense majority will Include me?” said I. “ I think I will go and see his excellency.” C H APTE R T II. The next morning I took my way to the Oolden House, where I learned that the President was at the ministry of finance. Arriving there, I sent In my card, writing thereon aa humble request for a private Interview. I was ushered Into Don An tonio'a room, where 1 found the minister himself, the President and Johnny Carr. A s 1 entered and the servant, on a sign from his excellency, placed a chair for ■ a , the latter said rather stiffly: “ As I presume this Is a busineas visit, Mr. Martin, U is more regular that I should receive you In the presence of one of my constitutional advisers. Mr. Carr is acting aa my secretary, and you can speak freely before him.” I was annoyed at failing In my at­ tempt to see the President alone, but not wishing to show It, I merely bowed and said: “ I venture toa!ntrude on your excellen­ cy, in consequence of a letter from my directors. They inform me that, to use their words, ‘disquieting rumors’ are afloat on the exchanges In regard to the Aureataland loan, and they direct me to submit to your excellency he expediency of giving some public notification rela­ tive to the payment of the interest falling due next month. It appears from their communication that it is apprehended that some difficulty may occur in the mat- teg.” • “ Would not this application. If neces­ sary at all, have been more properly made to the ministry of finance in the first instance?” said the President. “ These details hardly fall within my province.” *T can only follow my instructions, your excellency,” I replied. “ Have you any objection, Mr. Martin,” said the President, “ to allowing myself and my advisers to see this letter?” “ 11m empowered to submit It only to your excellency's own eye.” ‘Oh, only to my eye,” said he, with an amused expression. “ That was why the interview was to be private?" “ Exactly, sir,” I replied. “ I intend no disrespect to the minister of finance or to your secretary, sir, but I am bound by my orders.” — “ You are an exemplary servant, Mr. Martin. But I don’ t think I need trou­ ble you about it further. Is It a cable?” He smiled so wickedly at this question that I saw he had penetrated my little fiction. However, I only said: “ A letter, sir.” “ Well, gentlemen,” said he to the oth­ ers. “ I think we may reassure Mr. Mar­ tin. Tell your directors this, Mr. Mar­ tin. The government does not see any need of a public notification, and none will be made. I think we agree, gentle­ men, that to acknowledge the necessity of any such action would be highly deroga­ tory. But assure them that the President has stated to you, Mr. Martin, personally, with the concurrence of his advisers, that he anticipates no difficulties in your be­ ing In a position to remit the full amount of interest to them on the proper day.” “ I may assure them, sir, that tbe inter­ est will be punctually paid?” “ Surely I expressed myself In a manner you could understand,” said he, with the slightest emphasis on tbe “ you.” “ Au- reataland will meet her obligations. You will receive all your due, Mr. Martin. That is so, gentlemen?” Don Antonio acquiesced at once. John­ ny Carr, I noticed, said nothing and fidgeted rather uneasily in his chair. I knew what the President meant. He meant, “ I f we don’t pay, pay it out of your reserve fund.” Alas, the reserve fund was considerably diminished; I had enough, and just enough left, to pay the next installment if I paid none of my own debts. I felt very vicious as I saw his excellency taking keen pleasure in the consciousness of my difficulties, but of course I could say nothing. So I rose and bowed myself out, feeling I had gain­ ed nothing, except a very clear convic­ tion that I should not see the color of the President’s money on the next interest day. True,' I could just pay myself. But what would happen next time? And if he wouldn't pay, and I couldn’ t pay, the game would be up. As to the original loan, it is true I had no responsibility; but then, If no interest were paid, the fact that I had applied a second loan, my loan, in a manner different from that which my instructions authorised and my own reports represented, would be inevit­ ably discovered. And my acceptance of the bonus, my dealings with the reserve fund, all this would, I knew, look rather queer to people who didn't know the cir­ cumstances. When I went back to tbe bank, revolv­ ing these things in my mind, I found Jones employed in arranging the corre­ spondence. It was part of his duty to see to the preservation and filing of all letters arriving from Europe, and, strange to say, he delighted in the task. It was part of my duty to see he did this; so I sat down and began to turn over the pile of letters and messages which he had put on my desk ; they dated back two years; this sur­ prised me, and I said: “ Rather behindhand, aren't you, Jones?” “ Yes, sir, rather. Fact is. I've done ’em before, but as you've never initialed ’em, I thought I ought to bring ’em to your notice.” “ Quite right— very neglectful of me. I suppose they're all right?” “ Yes, sir, all right.” “ Then I won’ t trouble to go through them.” "They’ re all there, sir, except, of course, the cable about tbe second loan, sir.” “ Except what?” I said. "The cable about the second loan,” be repeated. I was glad to be reminded of this, for of course I wished to remove that docu­ ment before the bundle finally took Its place among tbe archives. Indeed, I thought I had done so. But why bad Jones' removed it? Surely Jones was not as skeptical as that? "Ah, and where have you put that?” “ Why, sir, his excellency took that.” “ W h a t!” I cried. “ Yes, sir. Didn’t I mention It? Why, tbe day after you and the President were hers that night, his excellency came down In the afternoon, when you’d gone out to the Piassa, and said he wanted it. He said, sir, that you'd said it was to go to the ministry o f finance. He was very af­ fable, sir, and told me that It was neces­ sary the original should be submitted to the minister lot kb inspection ; and as he was passing by he’d take It np himself. Hasn’t he given It back to you, sir? He said he would.” C H A PT E R V III. The next week was a busy one for me. I spent it in scraping together every bit of cash I could lay my bands on. I f I could get together enough to pay the in­ terest on the 1300,000 supposed to be in­ vested In approved securities— really dis­ posed of in a manner only known to Bis excellency— I should have six months to look about me. Now remaining out of my "bonus” was nil, out of my "reserve fund” $10,000. This was enough. But, alas, how happened it that thb sum was in my hands? Because' 1 had borrowed $5,000 from tbe bank 2 I f they wopldu't let their own manager overdraw, whom would they? So I overdrew. But if this money wasn’t back before the monthly balancing, Jones would know t And I dared not rely on being able to stop bis mouth again. When I said Johnny Carr was the only „honest man in Aureataland I forgot Jones. Jones also was honest, and Jones would consider it his duty to let the directors know of my overdraft. I f once they knew, I was lost, for an over­ draft effected privately from the safe by the manager is, I do not deny It, decidedly irregular. Unless I could add $5,000 to my $10,000 before the end of the month I should have to default! This melancholy conclusion was re-en- forced and rendered demonstrable by a letter which arrived, to crown my woes, from my respected father, informing me that he had-unhappily become indebted to our chairman in the sum of $10,000, the result of a deal between them, that he had seen the chairman, that the chairman was urgent for payment, that he used most violent language against our family in general, ending by declaring his in­ tention of stopping my salary to pay the parental debt. " I f be doesn’ t like It be may go, and small loss.” This was a most unjustifiable proceeding, but I was hardly In a position to take up a high moral attitude toward tbe chairman, and In the result 1 saw myself contrasted with the certainty of beggary and the probability of jail. 'But for this unto­ ward reverse of fortune I might have tak­ en courage and made a clean breast of my misdoings, relying on tbe chairman’s ob­ ligations to my father to puli me through. But now, where was I? I was, as Donna Antonia put it, very deep in indeed. Bo overwhelmed was I by my position, and so occupied by my frantic efforts to im­ prove it, that I did not even find time to go and see the Signoripa, much as I need­ ed com fort; and. hs the d*ys went on, I fell into such-despair that I went no­ where, but sat dismally in my own rooms, looking at my portmanteau, and wonder­ ing how soon I must pack and fiy, if not for life, at least for liberty. At last thfc crash came. I was sitting in my office one morning, engaged in the difficult task of trying to make ten into fifteen, when I hear dthe clatter of hoofs. A moment later the door was opened, and Jones ushered in Colonel McGregor. I nodded to the Colonel, who came in with his usual leisurely step, sat himself down, and took off his gloves. I roused myself to sa y: “ What can I do for you, Colonel?” Ho waited till the door closed behind Jones, and then said: “ I ’ ve got to the bottom of it at last, Martin. That old scamp’s villainy," said be, jerking hhi thumb toward the Piassa and the statne of the Liberator. “ He’s very cute, but he’s made a mistake at last.” “ Do come to the point. Colonel. What’s it all about?” \ “ Would you be surprised to hear,” said the Colonel, adopting a famous mode of speech, “ that tbe interest on the debt would not be paid on tbe 31st?” “ No, I shouldn’t,” said I, resignedly. “ Would you be surprised to bear that no more interest would ever be paid?” “ What do you mean, man?” I cried, leaping up. “ Tbe President,” said he, calmly, "will, on the 31st instant, repudiate the national debt!” (T o be continued.) She K a e w H e r Baalaeaa. H e bad been sweet on ber fo r some time and one evening be dropped In on bis way borne from tbe office. “ I hope you w ill excuse me for call­ ing in my business suit,” be said, “ but----- ” “ Ob, that’s all right,” interrupted tbe fa ir maid, “ that Is, If you mean busl ness.” A i d the next day a downtown Jew­ eler separated him from a month's sal ary in exchange fo r the ring. A a o t k e r V ersion . Jack was Just about to build bis fa ­ mous bouse. “ W hy don’ t you get some men to help yon?" asked a curious friend. "N o, sir,” replied Jack, "they would call a strike on me before the house was finished. I ’ll build it myself.” Thus we know why the bouse was called "tbe bouse that Jack b u ilt” oC M ld S I e a ie a . Consumers o f fruits aud vegetables In large cities are charged hlgib prices by the hucksters and grocers. In Chi­ cago peaches aro selling retail fo r thir­ ty-five o r forty cents fo r a small basket containing about twenty to twenty-five peaches; other fruits, and vegetable* In proportion. It would be Interesting to farm ers to know Just bow much o f this Is booked as profits. Farm ers get no such p r ic e *; In fact they are lucky If they get onwthlrd o f tbe prices now C ro a ts* W k lt o D ucks. prevailing In Chicago. Either some Bulletin No. 64 o f the Departm ent class o f handlers Is making exorbitant o f Agriculture says o f tbe Created profits or there Is an unnecessary ex­ W hite duck: pense attached to tbe business o f dis­ Tbe Crested W hite duck Is what may tribution. It costs money to handle be called an ornamental duck, much tbe produce. It requires storage, horses same as Pollsb chickens. They are and men, and none o f these things are not bred to any great extent In this cheap In the city, but there Is no good country, aud they are very seldom seen reason w hy the consumer should pay In tbe showrooms. They have no es­ three hundred per cent profit on what pecial value to the farm er, as better the farm ers sell.— Farm, F ield and aud more easily bred birds are to be Fireside. found In the Pekin and Aylesbury. A a * lr a «U W h e a t C ro p . These ducks have a medium-slxed The annual crop and business report bead: medlum-slxed bill, a large, well- balanced crest upon tbe crown o f tbe o f the Commercial National Bank o f h ead; a rather long neck; a medium- Chicago, covering the Mississippi V a l­ length back; breast, rouud and f u l l : ley, and a few o f tbe more Important body, round and o f medium len gth ; States o f the Pacific coast, says, In pa rt: "T h e wheat crop o f 1906 w ill be among the largest and best ever pro­ duced. T b e yield not only w ill be great, but tbe weight and quality w ill be fa r beyond tbe ordinary. In these respects It may be considered nearly perfect. Tbe period o f uncertainty Is closing rapidly and tbe crop may now be called practically out o f danger. Th e yield o f soft w inter wheat Is large, quality the finest and movement free. Inasmuch as this movement has begun early and all grains are now nearly or quite on an export basis (w ith the ten­ dency o f prices dow nw ard), a large ex­ port busineas may be expected.” STEP W H ITE DUCK. medium-length wings that smoothly fo ld ; hard, stiff tall feathers, with well-curled feathers In tbe tall of d ra k e; and short and stout thighs and shanks. Th eir eyes are large and bright and o f a deep leaden blue or gray color. The ahanks, toes and webs are o f a light orange color. Tbe standard weight o f the adult drake Is seven pounds; adult duck, six pounds; young drake, six pounds, and young duck, five pounds. T h e R o b b er Cow. Tw o cows cost $40 each a year for keep. One o f them yields 4.000 quarts o f milk a year, that bring $86. The other yields 1,200 quarts, that bring $20. T b e latter loses about $14 and reduces tbe gain on tbe form er from $46 to $32. W hy do you keep that 1.200- quart cow? You would be better off with the one that clears $40, for you would have only half the Investment, h alf the work and h alf the feeding, and you would gain $14 each year. There would be no surplus butter on tbe market for years to come and prices would rule strong If all the cows were eliminated which are kept at a loss. D airy farmers have not yet h alf waked up to an understanding of the great practical Importance o f weed­ ing out tbe unprofitable cows from their herds. Many a man would make a fa ir profit, that now faces constant loss, If he would keep only such cows as pay a profit on their keep. W a te r Needed by Cara. Much- Interest has lately been mani­ fested in determining tbs'exact amount o f w ater required fo r the growth of plants. This is Just as important In the east as In the Irrigated region, fo r w e often have droughts which made necessary tbe most careful cultivation to prevent plants from suffering. Pro­ fessor Clothier has found that after corn becomes two feet high each stalk uses up three pounds o f w ater a day until the ears mature. This Is equiva­ lent to an Inch o f rain a week. In regions where the average rain fall Is lower, and where a good, milky quality o f sweet corn Is desired In the garden during August and September, It is ob­ viously necessary to have the soil In tbe most perfect state o f cultivation so as to retain as much moisture as Is needed. F a t t e n i n g S tock. W eight Is tbe main object o f the farm er in fattening stock fo * market, and this weight is easiest obtained by feeding corn In order to produce fat. Farmers have long been taught by ex­ perience that fa t Is a desirable quality, and that it adds to the attractiveness o f a carcass on tbe stall. I t has been demonstrated at- the experiment sta­ tions, however, that the weight can be secured at less cost, with a greater pro­ portion o f lean Interspersed w ith the fat. by feeding a nitrogenous ration, which means that, In addition to a lib­ eral supply o f corn, an animal should receive a variety o f food that is not so rich In oil, starch and sugar as Is corn. T h is fact is worthy o f consideration. “ A rabella,” galled tbe father from the head o f tbe stairs, “ Is that young man gone?” “ Yes, father. Complete­ ly.” Teacher— W by did the ancients be­ lieve the earth to be flat? Bright Boy — Cause they didn’t have no school globes to prove It was round. “ I, sir,” began Bragg, “ am a self- made man.” “ Yes,” Treplled Wise, “ but why apologise now? T h at won’t help matters.” — Philadelphia Press.' Mrs. Madison— How do you like yonr new neighbors? Mrs. Dyer— I don’t know. I haven’t tried to borrow any­ thing yet.— Tow n and County. Diggs— I understand that Higgins la quite a clever financier. Biggs— Well, be Isn’t Why, that man never beat anybody out o f a cent in bis life. “ A lgy, don’ t you find married Ufa more expensive than bachelorhood?” “ W ell, It may be more expensive than a rigidly single life, but It’s cheaper thau courtship.” Senior Partner— There’s one thing to be said In favor o f classical music. Junior Partner— W hat Is that? Senior Partner— T b e office boy can’t whistle i t — Chicago News. Mrs. F lip— I have Just been talking to a specialist, and he says my brain vita lity has all gone to my long hair. Do you believe It? F lip — W ell, er— I knew It had gon e!— Detroit Free Press. Medical Student— W hat did you op­ erate on that man for? Eminent Sur­ C m iu k c n . geon— F iv e hundred dollars. Medical I raise five crops'Instead o f one on Student— I mean, what did he have? the same ground, and on the same vines Eminent Surgeon— F iv e hundred dol­ w ith hardly any extra work. Plant In lars.— Puck. tbe usual way. Wheq a cucumber Is A t the Garage.— Boy— Mr. Smith la taken from tbe vine let It be cut w ith a telephoning fo r bis machine. Can you knife. leaving about an eighth o f an send It to him to-day? Hepd Man— inch o f tbe cucumber on tbe stem. Then Don’t see how we can. Why, this ma­ slit tbe stem with a knife from Its end chine Is tbe only one around here fit to to tbe vine twice, leaving a small por­ use!— L ife. tion o f the cucymber on each division. “ Is there any available substitute fo r On each separate slit there w ill be a rubber T’ asked the Instructor o f the cucumber as large as the first. By this class. “ Yes, sir,” answered Miss D e method you w ill only need one-fifth the Muir, one o f the fa ir coeds. “ I think ground that you would need I f grow ­ ’stare’ or ‘gape’ Is Just as good.” — Chi­ ing cucumbers in the old way.— W alter cago Tribune. Strosnider In Epltom lst Green— I cannot understand why Do Short wants a divorce. U is w ife had M a rk e tin g F o ra » P ro d o c *. A small farm er who has made a suc­ nearly half a million when he married cess o f marketing his produce gives her. Brown— Yea, and she has %very sound and Ingenious advice In a recent dollar o f It y e t Th at's tbe trouble.— magazine. H is prelim inary work sug­ Chicago D ally News. gests Hannah Olasse’s famous preface -«Yes, I ’ m going to spend a few weeks to her instructions fo r cooking hare: at Kloaeman’s summer resort My First find a lady customer,” Is bis ad­ stomach Is all out o f order, and I need vice. T o ber sell nothing but the a r e s t ” “ W ell, your stomach w ill get choicest o f fru it and produce. I t w ill a good rest there, too. I know the not be long before she w ill acquaint place.” — Chicago Tribune. her friends, and they In turn w ill pass “ I suppose that some o f your battle along the word to others. It pays to scenes are very realistic?” said the sell nothing but the best; tbe Inferior sympathiser. “ Yes.” said the bum actor,0 produce can be fed to stock, and In a “ I have Impersonated Napoleon at short time the farm er w ill find he has W aterloo several times when real shells a good market and a good price, with* were bursting all about me.” — Kansas no leakage o f profit to tbe middleman City Times. “ Mamma, wbat are twins?” asked lit­ H * s - l i * s l * s T ra p . Th e fram e fo r this hog-rlnglng trap tle Bobby. “ Oh, I know,” chimed in should be made o f 2x4-Inch lumber Dorothy, with all the superiority o f an bolted together at corners. T b e dlmen- elder sister. “ Tw in s Is two babies Just the same a g e; three Is triplets, four Is quadrupeds and five Is centipede*. ” — Harper’s W eekly. “ You’ll have to fix tbe poem over be­ fo re I can buy It,” said tbe editor. “ Th ere appears to be something the matter with Its fe e t “ I would have you understand, sir,” said the bard, with dignity, “ that I am a poet and not a chiropodist” — Cleveland Leader. s im p u c H oo-am oiN O teap . slona are 4 feet 2 Inches long, 2 feet 4 inches high and 1 foot 6 Inches wide. There Is a sliding door at the back end. When the hog puts his head through tbe hole In front, Jam the lever against his neck. T ke F arm T o o lk o a a e . No building on the farm pays better than a good toolhouse. It should be so convenient o f access that there need be no excuse fo r leaving farm Implements exposed to the weather when not in use. Properly cared for, many imple­ ments that now last only a few years ought to be serviceable as long as tbe W e ll; Yee. farm er lives to need them. Besides, a Aramluta (exhibitin g the fam ily tool that has not been rusted, warped cherub)— Is there anything sweeter and cracked by exposure w ill work as than a baby? w ell the second and third year o f use Young Hpoonall— Why, ! sometimes as the first. On many farm s tbe tools think a baby’s 18-year-old sister is Just ape so much Injured by being le ft out a little— er---- ” o f doors that after the first season they W illin g M a rty r. cost more fo r repairs than they save H e a v y H orae*. Merchant— I would be glad to give In labor. _________ Th e weight o f a horse Is an Import­ you the position, voung man, but I Olllnar Harm ***. make it a rule to »mploy married men ant Item In estimating bis value for d ra ft purposes, for the fine-boned bone, T o give harness a good finish satu­ only. Applicant— Beg pardon, sl«\ but have w ith well-developed musqles, may do as rate tbe leather with as much oil as It much work as the heavy-boned one for w ill take, and then sponge the haroeea you an unmarried daughter? a short time, and Is even better fo r road with a thick lather made o f castlle L ife . purpose. But In plowing, or other soap. When dry. wipe gently w ith a H 'a W ife — I ’m aw fu lly tired. 1 , heavy, steady drawing, the light horse solution o f gum tragacanth, which Is spent tbe afternoon at my dressmaker’s . Is less useful. Then, In price, the mad* by boiling h alf an ounce o f the trying to get a fit. I w eight Is an Important Item. I f a good gum In tw o quarts o f water, boiling H er Husband— I ’m tired too. I met , horse weighs over 2,000 pounds be may down to three pints, stirring freely my tailor on the street and he gave poeslbly sell fo r' as much as $1 per w hile It Is on the fire. When cool apply me fits. pound, and from 1,900 to 2,000 pounds, It lightly on the leather. fo r less, tbe price rapidly declining, H ew A keet I l f Whitt. The coreiese apple Eva — Yes, It was a long, long quar­ 1,200 to 1,500 pound horses selling at from 10 to 80 cents per pound, though Has been born. rel, but they made up w ber they n>*< I K Is considerably more than any other But who won)d ask at the card table tbe other night. 'g ra d e o f stock on tbe farm wlU bring For cob leas coral Edwin— Ah, they hastened fc- — New York Bun. If the horses are w ell bred. “ brldge” over tbe differen ce eh ) “ Tommy, what ancient king was It who played on the fiddle while Romo was burning?” “ Hector, ma’am.” “ No, no— not Hector.” “ Then It was Dook.” “ Duke? W hat do you mean. Tom m y?” "W e ll, then it must a’ been Nero. I knowed it wuz somebody with a dog’s name.” A reporter o f the Paris Matin tried to purchase a genuine Rockefeller In­ terview w ith a check fo r $1,000. H e failed. Th e proper way to make an American m illionaire talk Is not to offer him a thousand dollars, but to try to get a thousand dollars aw ay from him.— Puck. “ I would like a pound o f your g o lf sausage,” she said to the butcher. “ G o lf sausage? Sorry, madam, but w e don’t handle It. W e have blood sausage, llverwurst, ham sausage, and other kinds, but no go lf sausage.” “ Oh, dear, I ’m so sorry. My husband said h* much preferred the kind made In links.” — Milwaukee Sentinel. A little girl was out walking with her annt one day. Th e aunt bowed to a man they w ere passing. “ W ho Is he, Annt Jennie?” asked the little girl. Mrs. Littlefield told her that h e .w a s Mr. Melrose, the village undertaker.' “ Oh, yes,” replied tbe child quickly. “ I remember him. He undertook my grandmother.” — Harper’s Basar. “ Dubley has an auto now and b* doesn’ t seem to do anything else but chase around tbe country In I t ” “ Yes, he’s very strongly attached t* his machine and------” “ H e wasn’ t the last time I saw him on the road. H e was about twenty feet above I t " N o « fe v H I * » . “ I thought you said that law yer would get my father’s property for me.” “ Didn’t he get It fo r you?” “No; but bs got It”—Houston Post.