What
you leave
weekening. Kant yu do sum- Hatn from a Burn Prom ptly
by Cham berlain’*
thing kwiklv and at wunc tu R elieved P ain
alm .,
restor konfidens? We surv notis Mr. James N. B Nichols,
a mer­
th at the posishun which the chant sad postmaster at Vernon,
l l l l l l l RVBRY THURSDAY MORNING Grafik fels kompeled to tak is az Connecticut, makes the following
tolloz, wishing no disrespekt to statement: “A little child of Mich­
yu: The Grafik will be fonetik ael Strauss was recently in great
pain from a barn on the hand, and
or it will not be fonetik. Shaks- as
applications only increased
Finds its way back to you.
peer madc hiz insain(?) Dain the cold
inflammation,
Mr.
Strauss
came
What you spend with mail
say, "tu be or not tu be—that ix to me for something to stop the
order
houses is most likely
the kweschun.” The same kon- little one’s pain. From the many
frunts the Grafik. Linkun wunc liniments I carry in stock, I ad­ gone for good and all.
him to use Chamberlain’s
said th at this nashun kannot vised
Pain
Balm,
the first application
eggist hai slav and haf free. drew out and
Every dollar spent on jewel­
the
inflammation and
Neether kan the Inglish lang- gave immediate relief.
ry out of „ town makes you,
I have used
wadg. If the shakkls ot bondj this liniment myself and recom­
us and everybody else just
are tu be strilcken from our mend it very often for cuts, bunts,
that mush poorer.
sprains
and
lame
back,
and
have
m
uthertung
(plez
xkusthemiksd
Goto’ to Independence,
known it to disappoint!”
metatur) letz du it thoroly. Letz never
There to rush the can;
A BEQUEST—Bring us the mail
For
sale
by C. F. Moore.
Everything else but pickin'
fite
it
out
on
this
lin
if
it
taks
all
order man’s proposition, and
For my old man.
A truly sharp person knows
sumr.
But
having
ressled
kon-
we will show you how easy
Where the dance is thickest,
th at cutting remarks do not pay.
sidurably
with
the
abuv
we
du
it is for us to duplicate i t
Or fightin’s goin’ on,
not frei the zeel and ambishun W AS A VERY SICK BOY
There you’ll see my daddy,
tor reform which thrild us when B ut Cured by Chamberlain's
Prancin’ up and down,
Very likely we will be able
we started in, so we beleev we Colic, Colera and Diarrhoea
One eye robed in mournin'
to MORE than duplicate it
Rem edy.
T’other in a can,
will dezist and rest sum befor
They cannot held the lid down
opening the sumr campane* es- "When my boy was two years It will be worth your while to
On my old man.—Corvallis Times. peshuly
he had a very severe attack of
az it iz a litel lat in the old
prove this for yourself. r r -
bowel
complaint, but by the use of
When a newspaper gets its edi­ sezun.
Chamberlain’s
Colic,
Colera
and
torial utterances whittled down
Diarrhoea Remedy we brought him
NEWBERG
out
all right,” says Maggie Hickoz, M ILLS JEWELER
THE NEW OREdON.
en».” it is time for the editor to Much is said now of the “new of Midland, Michigan. This reme-
Next to Postoffice.
either take a rest, buy a pair ol Oregon” th at will follow the
scissors or quit, says The Dalles
extensions, the adver­
Optimist, and we have several railroad
tising,
the
development league
such sheets in Oregon.
meetings and all the work being
done for the advancement of ma­
terial interests to Oregon, says Nothing sublime is open to the
self-indulgent.
the Albany Herald.
DRUGS & MEDICINES.
The old Oregon is interesting
W ell W orth T ryin g. ' J "
in its historic interest The Hud­ W. H. Brown the popular pen­ PRESCRIPTION WORK A
son Bay Company touched all sion attorney, of Pittsfield, Ver-
SPECIALTY.
of its territory with romantic mont, says Next to a pension,
color. The old Oregon was rich
He writes: B ooks, S tation ery, F an cy and
in forest and stream and all that
in splendid T oilet A rticles, C am ara and
belongs
thereto.
The
pioneer
r headache, K odaks and a ll k in d s o f C am era
The worst is yet to come. S.
mess. z^C. I Supplies.
often with rod and rifle
C ald w eU & 'L E 8SO N 8 G IV E N IN K O D A K -
A.D. Pater, king ot the convicted came
and
scratched
a
tew
acres
61
hra
ERY.
land fraud operators, announces donation claim. It was a land
-th at while enjoying the enforced easy to live in and favoring the
hospitality of Uncle Sam, he will careless life. So the sons of the
write a book giving in full the pioneer neglected opportunity
inside history of the land fraud and often the old place has
operations on the Pacific Coast. passed to strangers, or is suffer­
The public may look for a ing
from weeds or a mortgage.
S. A. D. story.
The old Oregon thought of
The Confederate veterans, of wheat as the staple and scoffed,
Louisiana, the state university a t diversification. So, as the
ot which commonwealth has re­ price of wheat declined, discour­
fused admittance to three Fili­ agement and failure visited the
pinos, are preparing to erect a land, dependent upon agricul­
We pride ourselves on having the prettiest and
monument in loving remem­ ture, which meant wheat.
neatest line in the city, for which we have
taken particular precaution throughout in se­
brance and honor of Captain The new Oregon will be a land
lecting same and expect Jo please the most pre­
Henry Wirz, "a gallant and de­ of good roads, of an increasing
cise
in their selections. Price? will be right
voted Louisiana Confederate” variety of agricultural products,
and
we
defy competition. Will quote a few arti­
(sic) who was in charge of An­ of dairies and of manufacting in­
cles
just
for a reminder.
OilCIoth...................................>............... 17 l-2c per yard
derson ville prison. No m atter dustries. With improved trans-
Fancy Worsteds in plain or plaids, latest
how many monuments are raised
effects.......................v.................16c to 75c per pard
Outing Flannels, our heaviest in solid
to Wirz, his name will go down
colors and plaids....,i..................... 10c per yard
in history inseparably linked
Domestic B. and Un. B........................... 5c to l(fc per yd
Prints, newest patterns, all staple brands
with the unspeakable privation
worth 6c and 7c at .V..'..................
5c per yd
and misery suffered by the boys
In Groceries, our prices are lowest
in blue and for which he was di­
for first class stuff.-
rectly responsible. Verily it doth
Sugar, best gran, 18 pounds»..............1.00; 5,00 per sack
A. . 1 & H. ______
Soda, 6 . pounds for...................
25c
appear th at Louisiana has yet
A
Arbuckles Coffee, we have it..............
15c package
to be reconstructed.
All 5c Smoking Tobacco. ......................
6 for 25c
All 10c Smoking Tobacco................ ......
3 for 25c
Heneyphobia is a name which
On Shoes and Rubbers we are very strong and
might be given to a new and ap­
can beat the beater on quality and price. Our
Hat and Cap department is full of the latest
parently somewhat contagious It is generally supposed th at
styles, in new patterns and Blocks, try us for
malady which seems to be break­ the incubator is a strictly modern
we can save you money.'- We carry everything
ing out in spots. One symptom and American invention, but this
in
Queensware, Crockery, Tin and Graniteware.
is found in a Portland daily is far from the fact. The ancient
which has it th at Heney’s effort Egyptians were onto the trick
before the land fraud jury last and thoroughly understood the
week "was probably the most advantages of the "wooden hen”
logical and conclusive ever wit­ thousands of years ago. About
nessed in any legal proceeding.” four hundred of these artificial
It is a case of “more probably” hatchers have been discovered as
th a t the writer is longer on im­ the result of recent exhumations
agination than on sober judge­ in old cities of the Nile, which
ment. Mr. Heney has proved shows th at at one time they
himself an able and conscientious were in common use. These fore­
prosecutor of the land fraud con­ runners of our machines were
spirators and as such is worthy about nine feet high and were
of the commendation of good arranged with galleries for hold­
citizens. But why such fawning ing the eggs, which were heated
NEW BERG , OREGON
and sycophancy?
from a central oven We have
rediscovered one of the
It iz with no dezir tu be simply
lost
arts
and proved again th a t
T h t n ew school ye o r opens S e p te m b e r 2 5 .
kounted konsurvativ th at the there is nothing
new
under
the
E x c e lle n t A d v e n ta g e s o ffe re d fo r s tu d e n ts .
Grafik haz bin inklind tu bawk sun—or the hen.
P le a s in g s u rro u n d in g s , w ith g oo d m o ra l
a t fonetic speling as advokated
a s s o c ia tio n s .
Rozvelt. And just tu pruv
S tarvin g to D eath .
th at it doz not wish tu be thot Because her stomach was so
kantankerus the Grafik haz kon- weakened by useless drugging that
kluded tu tri it a whurl. But she could not eat, Mrs. Mary H.
with a spirit of du kurtesv the Walters, of 8 t. Clair street, Colnm-
Ohio, was literally starving to
Grafik wud lik tu ask Rozvelt a bus,
death.
writes; "My stomach
T H E M U S I C D E P A R T M E N T will be under
kweschun. If fonetik speling was so She
weak from useless drugs
efficient supervision of Prof. Jas. Carrick, of the
that I could not eat, and my nerves
Conservatory of Glasglow, Scotland, an instructor
so wrecked that I could not sleep;
of ability and experience.
and not before I was given up to
die was I induced to try Electric
For further information call on or address,
Bitters, with the wonderful result
that improvement began at once,
and a complete cure followed.”
H . E d w in M c G r e w
Beat health tonic on earth. 50 c.
P r e s id e n t
Guaranteed by F. H. Caldwell &
Co., druggist.
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Do you know you can buy
anything in the Hardware.
Vehicle
Implement
line
at
A. R. and Moomaw
A Son’s,
as cheap or cheaper, than yoii
can in Portland?
COME AND SEE.
Hop Wire and Spray Supply a Specialty,
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COMPANY
ARE ABLE T O FURNISH YOUR HOME
COMPLETELY .
FURNITURE, CARPETS, LINOLEUM, WALL
PAPER, WINDOW SHADES, STOVES,
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A F in e L in e OF P a in ts
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How approach it in responsiveness—in mechanical perfec­
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Having been given the agency for the Chico,
Cal., Nurseries, 1 am prepared to fill orders for
all kinds of Nursery stock, including all varieties
of Fruits, Ornamental Shrubbery, Climbing
Vines, Roses etc. English Walnuts a specialty.
Stock delivered promptly to the nearest
station or boat landing.
Prompt attention given all orders, sent to
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always on hand. Orders
. filled at short notice
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