=
R H E U M A T IS M
CAN NOT B E SUBBED AWAY
When the joint« are «ore and swollen, and the maacles throbbing with the
Mother
pain of Rheumatism, relief m uatbe had at once, and it is natnral to rub the
, _ (who la
„ teaching her c h ild
what
affected parts with liniments, oils, etc. This treatment does rood in a way.
tlphibit) -Now, dn rn
temporarily relieving the paia and reducing the Inflammation bat has no •#BM* ***** * r
The Child— Whlsal—
ect on the disease ttscli, bebmhse Rheumatism is m orethanskin deep; it
Is in the blood and cannot be robbed away. Rheumatism is brought on by
“ Where did 70 a put the butter,” said
Indigestion, weak kidneys, .poor bowel action, stomach troubles and a gen- a lady to her colored girl. “Done put
S
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-
-
S
,, W h ich
a
i
It la de treaeorator, missus, “ waa the
answer.— Hz.
Naggsby— What an excellent car-
spent Hags that yoong man has! Waggsby—
For Coughs
and Colds
There la a remedy over sixty
years o ld — A yer’s Cherry
Pectoral. O f course you have
heard of it,probably have used
it. Once In the family, it stays;
the one household remedy for
coughs and hard colds on the
cheat. Ask your doctoraboutit.
other irritating poisons which art ab
sorbed by the blood, making it thin,
weak and acrid. Then instead of
H a —They say people who marry
nourishing the different nerves, mus
soon grow to look silks. She— Then
cles, joints and tissues it fills then«
>tas.
you must consider my refusal ss finsi.
trith poison to produce the aches,
—
Chicago
News.
r D* i
l
di a^n* abl e symp-
coma of the disease. Rheumatism seeks# Improved rapidly, and le
H X k ï i Î 5 2 & * U J-M—
Bobby (at dinner table)— Papa, can
l is
a usually
ti mu a 11 w v n v u tm W i ' m I a p f n .
worse in Winter for the s W i t s i l t l i . I s o n r i c o i i a emS 1 .
9 fu tu r
I have two pieces of plot P a p a -
wux.
reason that cold and dampness are
*
■
Sure;
mwi /
just
mm »* cut u
the
w 'pwcw
piece you have In
inciting causes. The nerves become
two.— Pittsburg Dispatch,
excited and sting with pain, the maa
eaklee, end L e a r ea#
eae 1 who has ever had
n.mhew.v— Do
Do you
TOO lore
lO’
Dashaway—
that girl Ayer’s Pills Increase the activity of
cles are sore and drawn, the joints Mkoumationa
m k n o w s h e w e x e r s e la t ia
the liver, and thue aid recovery
e « s l a is a a d k e w I t In te rfe re s w i t
aa much as you think you do? Clever-
swollen sad stiff and the sufferer th
e a e s t w e r k . X w s s tr u ly l a had sham
ton— Why. old man, I love her almost
lives in intense agony; and if the
■to Orest Sfrenarla.
as much as she thinks I do.— Ex.
disease is not checked it often leaves
Its victims helpless cripples for life.
,__ ______
She— So you roally Imagine
that “Thai base voice is • powerful
Rheumatism cannot be rubbed away
I know it **n t ltT”
emoklng benefits you? Hi
bat it can be driven from the Mood
tree the ' . “T**: 1 BOt,c* u hM * m t desi ef
a a d la< does.
My mother-in-law lean
hoarse power.”— Baltimore American.
a. a. a.
by S. 8. S. Being a perfect blood
room the mlnnte I light my pipe.— Ex.
snarers.
purifier this great remedy soon pro
Jamee— My lord, the carriage watta
Yee Caa Oet Allen's Foot-Eae* FREB.
duces a complete change in the en SOS B . O r e e a b r ls r m T W H B S k a .
Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy.M. Y., for e
without.
My
.Lord—
Without
w
h
at
tire circulation; the thin, acrid blood is made
le pure i and rich, and as it goes
free sample of A llo a ’s Foot-Esm. I t eurss
through the body nourishi and soothes the irritated nerves, eases the throb Jam eat Jamee— Without any ’osees, •westing, hot swollen, aching fact. It makes
•sw or tight shoes easy. A certain «ir e for
my
lord.
It
la
the
motor
carriage.—
bing muscles, and dissolves and carries
Soros, ingrowing nails and bnnlons. A J drug-
Ex.
gists saU It. 26c. Don’t accept any substitute.
oat of the system the irritating particles
Customer— Those trousers are too
in the joints which are keeping np the
boy;
D a n g e r to H a ir D ye.
iain and
inflammation.
"PM
■
■ ■ ■ ■ M 8.
i S. S. cures | abort
■ for
■ my ■
^ he’d
■ ■ outgrow
■ ■ l them
i/ers
S.S1
Fork and Washington, Portland, Oregon
«T h e School of Q u ality”
Although eels s bo and la Scotch waters
sad are caught la great « B eatiti«, they
ere net considered fit food there. No
■attor how plea tifai sad how vary fine
aad large they may be hi any district
ef Scotland, no native will set see. The
objection to the eel is sold to be bused
ea Its eerpentlike appearance aad the
fact that It la net evert as tidlens as to
what It
A Orest Monarch.
Wealthier than aay brother sover
eign ; master of legione, which number
o v e r a million ; lord of d o i s than o n e -
sixth of the surface of the globe, with
(objects of many colon aad reme,
am ou n tin g to over one hand red and
tw«nty million tools, tho cast o f alt the
Rassise will not be invincible until he
adopta Pillsbnry’s Vitos as his regalar
breakfast diet.
A . P . Arm strong, L L - B ., Principal
Tkotuandt of graduates in positions;
humirtdt placed each year; mort calh
for help than we can meet—it /«yr to at
tend our school; largest, moat modem,
best equipped. D*partnuntt: Business,
Shorthand, Typewriting, Penmanship,
Bngliah. Open all the year. Catalogue,
penwork free. Call, telephone or write.
A New Organ
- *
\ ■ ,
‘
. < > 3 i“
,
$ 4 6
“So yon are the applicant for the
position as chauffeur T” asked tha gen
tleman, looking up from his desk.
“Too, sir,” replied the man who had
Just enterad the room.
“Are yon a union man?”
“Y « . air.”
“Weil, after yon have worked on
machine for eight hoars and tha thing
won’t go, what do yon d«7’
“Oh, well, air, if yon’ve got ono of
that kind of machin«, I don’t want the
job!”— Yonkers Statesman.
THEM: IS NO.ffi,
SLICKER LIKE 1« 1
Rheumatism permanently, and in addi- in five weeks. Tailor— No danger;
Knott Yette— You mean to aay that
tion tones tro the digestion and stimu- they won’t last that long.— Chicago the use of hair dye is dangerous?
Ben Thayer— 1 do. Let me tell you
PIIRCI V
V P C P T A R I ST lates the different members of the body Journal.
r unC. LT t b U C I A O U C . to their fuU d u ty so the,., is no cause
something. A dear friend of mine, a Forty years a*> and after r a v years
"W h y don’t y 8 u get up and give that happy 6 acbelor, found his hair was turn- o f use on the eastern coast. Tower’d
lor
Do
tor another
anotner attack.
attack, n
o not waste time trying to rub Rheumatism away, but
bat
, .______ _______
rwm’t it
yet it out of the blood with S. S. S. ao thit the cold and dampness of Winter
h i m ^ c L ^ T o r a inf gray at 30. Well, he had it dyed a Waterproof Oiled Omts were klroduoed
deep black. Four weeks later he was in the West and were called ¿bdere by
pain you to see him .reaching
will not keep yon in continual pain and agony. Special book on Rheuma- palB you to
hlm ■reachln* for *
strap?” “Not on a street car.”— Chi married.— Tales.
the pioneers and ©mb <yx Thb graphic
tism and any medical advice w ill be given free.
cago News.
name has core into such fcaeral use that
Here is a picture of one of the m o « perfectly
THE SW IFT MPBCinC C O * ATLANTAr M
it is frequerty though wrongfully applied finished organs now mannfaciured. It to the
Jawback— My mother’s cooking——
Facifle Queen, made especiallv for Ellen Plane
Mrs. Jawback— Well, she deserves It sa mercury w ill sarelr destroy the s e n « ot to many xAstitatca You went the fm aw
House. Choice of fane? walnut or sales.ed
a p i completely derange the Whole sys
/¿ J tQ Lock for thcAfnof therbh.and oak ca-es Fins, very large beveled plate mir
But I didn’t tblnk you’d acknowledge «■nell
W asteful Captain.
C le v e t e a d 's O s e -C e n t W s r r s s t .
tem wum entering i t tarough the maeons
ror,
perfectly finished; an ornament to any
the Mne Tower on the buttons
She was a fair paaaenger in search
Ex-Prealdent Grover Cleveland bolds It ao shortly after her death.—Cleve audaces. Bach a r t ic i« should never be used
m e d lion.
excepton prescriptions from reputable phy.
(U M N S ta m m o w «»
Numerous new end valuable improvements
of Information and the captain was, tba only warrant for one cent ever land Leader.
sl< Inns, ns the damage they w ill ao Is ten fold
s o l d t t r R e ro ts m T s c n v e t r a d e
ere embodied In this organ, making it at o n «
to
too
good
you
can
poesl
ofy
derive
from
thorn.
THE
WORLD
OVER.
„
>
naturally, only too willing to gratify drawn by the Secretary of the Treas
one
of tbe b e « end most durab.e organs u s e -
She— Are your poems Improving Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
red In the United fits ea.
A. J.TOVUCQ l BOSTON. HASS. U.AA ufsrtu
bar. He had explalnad that the action ury upon the United States Treasurer. any? H#— I judge BO. The editor used Ckaney A Ca, Toledo, O. . co nteinanoin ercu rjj
built
TONM OSAMAS CflOtotriTOaOWTO. CAJt climate. with special regard to. Pacific Coast
of the propeller forced the ship It wss In payment of the balance of to gfve me ton second. to get out of
Besides the regular rood tone, this Instru
through the water and added, aa s the salary doe the Democratic chief-
Now fa. g l T - to. fifteen.— In buylng UaU’s Catarrh Cure be »uro von get
ment also has several octaves of tha regales
the genuine. 1t la taten lnternally, and mode
pipe effects, to be found In no other make.
further item of Information:
tain at the close of bis term in 1887. Q y - - N#w*
ln foled o, Ohio, b yF. J. Chsney * Co. Testi
“W e made twenty .knots aa boor and its issuance was made necessary
monials free,
e
Special I
“How
can
a
girl
tell
whether
or
not
Bold by DraggtoU, prlce 19c. per bettle.
last night, miss."
by one of those mistakes that are rare
Hall’»Fam
ily
rtlU are the best.
■he
Is
a
man’s
affinity
T
”
murmured
TO
introduce
this Organ we ere making mass
“Did yon really?“ said the sweet mi the part of the expert bookkeepers
exceptional concasslone In our price« and
A Judicial V e r d ic t
girl. “And whatever did yon do with engaged in running the accounts of Susie. “By looking him np In Brad-
terms
aud
will
deliver
a perfect ana full? guar
This company will give one dollar for
anty d Organ freight paid, to any rallr. aa sta
street,” replied Polly. — Louisville
Judge— You are accused of having
them all?”
the government
tbe first reliable information of an
tion or boat landing In the state of Oregon for
beaten this person cruelly.
opportunity to sell a steam engine or
116, on payment of $9 down end f t a month.
The captain went red and kis eyes
Every quarter the President of the Courier-Journal.
The feneier style» t"-\ f58, etc., on same terms.
boil
tier of our standard types within
The Accused— Well, I had to beat
“How much of an estate did be
dilated.
United Statee la entitled to three
Write ns today, as this olfor limited only to
our
range
of
sizes.
This
does
not
d
ie
d
him
to
make
him
do
his
work.
Ha
la
the first 100 instruments.
leaver’
“It
appears
that
be
“Threw them overboard,” be said, checks— one for $4,166.66 and two for
includs
vertical,
traction
or
gaa
en
$4,166.67. The table of methods of neither rich nor poor. They estimate * n Idiot
shortly.
gines. If you know of anybody in
Judge (severely)— Yon should
paying government salaries shows his estate at about two millions.”—
“Fancy P the said.—TU-Blta!
tending to buy an engine or boiler
member that an Idiot la a man like*
that if tbe $50.000 a year for tbe Pres Clevaland Plain Dealer.
teU us. A Postal viU do.
Permanenti? C a r «. P o tts Sr
ident la divided into twelve equal In
Miss Newlywed— Well, Henry, how you or me.— Translated for Tales from
after a n t day’ s ass orD r.Xllao’sUroat Narro
ay iKl for P ro p « S trial bottle one troatloo. stallments, one for each month, tbe do you like my pies? Mr. Newlywed— Lea Annales.
■ Ml A rcasi.. Philadelphia, fa . amount wUI be $4,106.66 2-S, but the
Desirest, they are just like tbe pies
F o r fo rty year’s Plao'a Cura fo r O se-
two-thirds ef a cent cannot be paid
ptlon has cared coughs end ~ 'M * AX
Jut orchid (tho Crispum Roger San at tha sad of a month, and ao the that my father used to say were not
PORTLAND, ORf COM
ENGINES AND BOILERS
Price 26 cento. *
__________________
der) has been sold at aa auction In practice la to send the President a like his mother used to make I— Ex.
L arge«, la id iqg aad M«
have for years b e « tbe standard for all steam
London for $4.580. This is believed to
Dam ley— What they call preferred
re w a « at Lost,
era Dealer».
lasts. Best e f materiel sad workmanship.
check for $4.166.66 one month and the
bo a record pries.
„
•nr
U|
oerput
enables
es
to
tell
on
small
prof
Trotter (who baa been abroad)—
other two months of the quarter the stock la the stock that pays dividends,
Washington street, corner Pork, Portland,
its. Aa Atlas, tbs tost to the world, costs no
lan’t It? Wiseman— Not at all; bnt the Mias Gnaherly used to be looking for
Oregon.
more thee the ether kind.
Mothers w ill Sod Mrs. Winslow's Soothing amount la $4,106.67.
Syrup the beet rested? t o o « tor their ehlldren
W rit» today tor ear «pedal offor.
In some manner President Cleve stock that doea pay dividend* la al- her Ideal Did she ever, find him?
Sprague eve. end P o e t « ., Spokane, Wash.
during the toothing period.
land failed to get a check one month ways preferred.— Philadelphia Press. | Mias Homer—Yes; bnt she loet him
A T L A S E N G IN E W O R K S
Sit Market rtrect. Ben Francisco, CoL
New Dentist (In Froeen Dog)— Will sgsl»-
g«lltat m ode fo *U «toss INDIANAPOLIS'
for the extra cent that waa due him,
As Istritsls Problem.
(•rllmanstOM tlfU M to h a W SnM iM n
Trotter— Indeed! How did that hap-
P. H U
Net 50-ISO*
Mrs. Kbrown— That conductor In and when the books were balanced at you tsko gaa? Bronco BUI— WUI It
rM rV n lT-.B n tiu * ( umpouss EnglnM Tuhotar M l t n
the close of hia term It waa detected. hurt If I don’t? Denttat— It wUI. P*nT
t i l i n t l I n i m ThuMUrc “ - » * — r —Ink I ■ » „ ! , „
sulted me.
f H K f w r i t i n g bo a d v e r tis e r s p lo a o a I
kilns fe im la larrlm I.SOS ,000 H F.
Bronco BUI—
for your
Mlsa Homer— She was married to
With all doe solemnity the officers o f ___________
. Then,
____ „ stranger,
___
Mr. Kbrown— How?
m e lo n t h i s p a p e r ,
I
kilns*sUsmla
snntas
M
C
p
iir,
Mrs. Kbrown— Wanted me to pay the treasury drew the famous warrant sake I think I’d better take it — U f a hUn-
fare for Tommy.
for one cent, and Mr. Cleveland re- , ~niank yon.” she said, aa he finally
ber bla aeat In the car, “Ifa al-
Mr. Kbrown— Well, Tommy Is quite celvad It with the same amount of as-
rlouaness. Ha baa never cashed the .most Impossible to stand on your feet
a chunk of a lad. He looks—
Mrs. Kbrown— And yon, toe? Do warrant
I “That was because I kept pulUng ’em
yon mean to Insinuate that I look ekl
out of your way, ma'am,” he replied.
enougb to have a child old enough to
Some men take a trip abroad for — Ex.
have to pay car fare? — Cleveland pleasure and some take their wives
George— Who wee the first one that
Leader.
along.
I
came from the ark when It landed?
»
John— Noah. George— You are wrong,
j Don’t the Good Book tells ua that
Noah came forth; ao there must have
‘•’ Sa;
oLoS
been three ahead of him.— New York
.-I v
•
e
e
-e s e -
Times.
Lumber Yard Lem— I baln’t seen
Weary Willie aronnd lately. Seven
League Saunders— No; he's disguised
himself as a gxillege perfessor an' livin’
aa one o’ dem. He's goin’ to write a
T o r In fa n t « End C hildren,
magazine article on dere lives an' hab
its— Puck.
"W hy do yon want a divorce?” the
-f
judge asked. “Because 1 can’t look
at my wife without being tempted to
commit suicide or murder.” “What
brought about this state of mind?"
ÂVfetf «table Pre paralion for As -
as w ith joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play— when in health
"She put moth balls in my cigar pock-
slmQatlng ÔteïbodandRegula-
— and h ow conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor
* t ” “Petition granted.”— Judge.
tisg the Stoaocks andBoweb of
"W asn’t trying to commit aulclde?
life th ey enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and
Why, the jumped off tbe end of the
I \ I \ \ I s . < HI I llltl N
th e w holesom e diet o f which they should partake. H ow tenderly their health
pier Into thirty feet of water and sknk
should
be preserved, not b y constant medication, but b y careful avoidance o f
Uke a stonel” ‘ 1 know, bnt aha juat
Promotes DigesHon£hperfu!-
e v e r y medicine o f an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a
explained to the man who rescued her
ness and Ural.Contains neither
that ahe had learned to swim at a cor
rem edial agent is required, to assist nature, only those o f known excellence
Optum.Morphine norMiueraL
respondence school.”— Honaton Post
should
used; remedies w hich are pure and wholesom e and truly
n o t K a h c o t ic .
iy beneficial
“Why did yon leave your last placer’
in
effect,
like
thé
pleasant
laxative
•'remedy,
Syrup
o
f
Figs,
manufactured
by
asked Mrs. Hiram Often. “Well,” re
the
California
"ug
Fij
Syrup
C
o.
Syrup
o
f
Figs
has
come
into
general
favor
in
plied the pretty servant maid, “tbe last
couple I was with didn’t agree.” “In
m any millions of
)f w ell informed families, w hose estimate of its quality and
deed? Why should their disagree
excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use.
ments affect you 7’ “It waa about me.
Syrup o f Figs has also met w ith the approval o f physicians generally, be
The gentleman liked me, but she
cause they kn ow it is wholesom e, simple and gentle in its action. W e inform
didn’t ”— Philadelphia Press.
Air. Stammerton— O! Vera!— or—
all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles o f Syrup o f Figs, obtained,
that la, M— M— Miss Sere, I— er— Ini—
b y an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici
A perfect Remedy forConsHpa-
lul— lul------
Mias 8 ere (coyly)— Yea,
ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesom e Californian
Ron. Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea
Mr. B tam mart on, aay it, don’t be afraid.
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem
Mr. Stammerton— I'm afraid It's g— g
ness and Loss or S l e e p .
—going to t— fcr—t— take me ao lul—
ed y and hence w e are free to refer to all w ell informed physicians, w h o do n o t
- -
long to aay It that you’d bdb—better
Facsimile Signature of
approve o f patent-medicines and never favor indiscriminate s e t f - m e ^ ^ t o ^
remark ‘This la ao sudden' now.—
Please to remember and teach your children also that tb * genuine Syrup
Philadelphia Pruaa.
N EW YO RK.
’’What a man your father is!” ex
o f Figs alw ays has the full name o f the Com pany— California Fig Syrup Co.
Vi i » m m h I li s « » I I I
claimed Mrs. Fogle, looking np from
—• plainly printed on the front o f every package and that it is for sale in
the letter In her bond. “He says he
J j Unsi s - j |( I m s
bottles o f one size only. If any dealer otters any other than the rt£ ',,Qr
has bought a French clock, and ahfill
bring It home with him. What will It
¡S ’!
°,rf havi??, Printe.d. uthereon ,he name o f any other com panyrdo not
be good for except aa an ornament?
EXACT COPY OF 1
accept it. I f you fail to get the genuine you w ill not get Its beneficial effects
None of us can tell the time by It, un
E v e iy fam ily should always have a bottle on hand, 1 it is equally beneficial’
less you can,-Edith. You know some
for the parents and the children, whenever a laxative rem edy is required.
thing about French, don’t you 7’— Bos
ton Transcript
• l i t
■•It
One Dollar
for a Postal Card
to
ATLASl
E
MUMM
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
W hat J oy T hey B ring
To E very H ome
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
P | For Over
Thirty Years
GASTORIA
be