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Sod Bless the Babies.
God bless the babies! Ore­
g o n ’ s latest crop was on exhibi­
tion *at the exposition Saturday
and what a show ! Babies to
right o f you and babies to left—
babies everywhere, giving evi­
dence of one crop in which there
ia never q shortage* Fat, good-
natured, rosy cheeked babies—
eloquent testimonial to Oregon’s
health giving climate, and all of
them pretty ol course, for who
but ar jaundiced misanthrope ever
saw any but good looking
babies ? And what a proud day
for fond papas and mammas
and doting grandparents! There
w as the young m other with the
first<bom and a look upon her
face which said as plainly as
w ords could make it—“Just dare
band us anything but first honors
in this show will you!” And
there were others with whom
the stork had been liberal, who
evidently just couldn’t decide
which one to pick oat for the
show ring—and entered the whole
herd. And to think o f the work
expended in getting those infants
dressed up in a w ay satisfactory
t o over particular mammas! In
eluding the making o f the little
dresses, especially for the oc­
casion, and the washing and
ironing, and all the details o f
baby’s toilet, three days apiece
would be a very conservative
estimate. Say there were 1200
babies— 3600 days. It took
nearly three years o f prepara­
tion for that baby show! But
w ho will rise up and say it
w asn’t worth it ? God bless the
babies!
Valley T .
C. Co.
it’s a pipe dream, with the pipe
full o f gurgling oil. He spends
his time advertising for a new
stomach and reading his letters
o f introduction to the Prince of
Perdition penned by high cocka­
lorums o f the Congregational
church. These letters tickle his
funny bone and he lets out a
little laugh that sounds like a
cough of an automobile, and
drops another thousand dollars
into the contribution box. He
Afcaolate P a rity
Fiaeat F lavo r
is a great student of the Bible, Greatest
fttreatth Q uality O uaraa’d
and his favorite scriptural quo­
rye«
tation is: ‘Keep your lamps
trimmed and burning.’ ” It need
hardly be added that the above
is a Kansas production.
Spices
Tea, Coffee
Baking Powder
Flavoring Extract
Remarks which one may hear
made by strangers on the fair
grounds are as interesting as
any part o f the show. The other
day tw o well dressed and intelli­
gent looking ladies were in the
Agricultural building and noticed
the figures 1805—1905 promi­
nently displayed. The writer
overheard one o f them remark,
“ Is this year the centennial o f
Oregon or something o f the
kind? It mast be from those
dates up there.” “ Why, I don’t
know ,” answered the other in a
puzzled way, “ I think they must
have something to do with
Lewis and Clark.” Tlfe ladies
wore the ubiquitous badge—
Watch Tacoma Grow—and had
evidently been to o busy thus
engaged to post up on such a
trivial affair as the Lewis and
Clark expedition. -----
In boosting a Marion coun­
ty candidate for congressional
honors the Silverton Appeal
closes a bombastic editorial with
the words, “ We believe that
every loyal republican will throw
his influence in that direction.”
What ro t! He doesn’t believe
anything o f the kind. The re­
publican or any other party
would be in a hard row if it
didn’t have but one good man
We are doing a better quality
o f work at the .present time,
than has ever been turned out ol
this laundry, and our prices are
right.
A. N.Pressnafl.
Numerous and Worthless.
Everything is in the name when
it comes to Witch Hazel Salve. E.
C. DeWitt & Co. of Chicago dis­
covered some years ago how to
lake a salve from Witch Hazel
that is a specific for Piles. For
blind, bleeding, itching and pro-
muding piles, eczema, cuts, burns,
braises and all skin diseases De-
Witt’s Salve has no equal. This
has given rise to numerous worth
le ¡»counterfeits. Ask for DeWitt’!
—t he genuine. Sold by F. H
Caldwell.
“ B A R G A IN
CORNER
in Newberg has at last been located
Where?
Southeast Corner Main and 1st Street
F O R P A R T IC U L A R S C A L L O N
PATTER SO N , JON ES & CO .
W ho carry a fo il stock o f General M erchandise.
LEAD ER S IN Q U ALITY
New
Meat Market
SM ALL PROFIT PROM OTERS
*
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W E HAVE ABOU T
*
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Seventy-five
Heating Stoves
T h a t w e are going to sell before Christmas if
Choice fresh and salted
meets. The best the mar­
ket affords at prices that
When a man loudly protests
that nobody can make a fool o f
him his hearers rarely leel like
disputing so obvious a state­ L O C A T E D O N M A IN S T
ment.
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Cored o f Lame Back A fter 1ft
Years o f Suffering.
Skowron & Johnson
“ I had been troubled with lame
back for fifteen years aud I found a
complete recovery in the use of
Chamberlain’s Pain Balm,” says
John G. Bisher, Gillam, Iud. This
liniment is also without an equal
for sprains and bruises. It is for
sale by C. F. Moore & Co.
G «t O ff Cheap.
He may well think he has got off
cheap, who, after having contracted
constipation or indigestion, is still
able to perfectly restore his health.
Nothing will do this but Dr. King’s
New Life Pills. A quick, pleasant
and certain cure for headache, con
stipatioa, etc. 25c at F . H. Cald
Administrator's Notte« of Final well& Co.’s drugstore; guaranteed
Settlement.
Occasionally there is a man
Notice la hereby (Iren that the
whose
secret grief is that his
ol the estate oi Leri J.
honors—and especially if he administrator
eeesed, haa filed his final «Mount aa
wife does not drive him to drink.
said estate, la the County
Great interest ia centered in wasn’t a better man than the tratorof
Yamhill county, Oregon, ■end that said ;
haa appointed Monday. October and. MO
tiie gathering o f the republican Appeal is appealing for.
10 o’clock a. m. as the day and hour tor lha
lag
ol objections to said Inal account and the
clans of the state, to taka place
settlement thereof.
Seed
time
comes
before
harvest.
Now, theratore, all persons Interested In mid
in Portland next month and
estate are hereby notified and required to ap­ and merit. Try it when you have
Let
this
fact
be
remembered
by
pear
at the County Court room at MeMInnrllle,
speculation is rile as to the prob­
said county and state at said time, to then and a cough or cold and you are certain
those
who
think
the
new
comers
there
show cause, II any there may be, why to be pleased with the qui^k relief
able results o f the love feast. If,
said account should not be settled, allowed and
a
little
slow
in
settling.*
Eastern­
roved.
and the administrator discharged, which it affords. It is pleasant to
directly or indirectly, an attempt
said estate forever and Anally settled.
take and can always be depended
ers
are
-
seeing
the
Northwest
Dated August *1, 1906.
is made to pick oat candidates
RODERT ORR,
upon. For sale by C. F. Moore &
Admr. oi Estate of Levi J. Parks, Deceased
for the coming campaign, it will this year and returning home. Clarence
Butt, Att’y for Estate.
prove "not only a failure but a But wh.it they see they w on ’t
boomerang. The people w on’t forget—they can’t. They’ll be
stand for a suspicion o f monkey with us “ when the roses bloom
business as far as the direct again.”
primary law is concerned. On
Editor Bennett Owns a Dog.
O p p o s it e P o s t o f p ic e
the other hand, if, as Chairman
Baker avers, it is to be merely
The Irrigator man is now the
MUSICAL INSTRUM ENTS AND
a good fellowship gathering in so^e custodian, owner, manager
SHEET M USiq
which “ old things are to pass Iand proprietor o f a do8 - One o f
aw ay and all things become the sort that is short of tail, long
Current M agazines and Publications—
new,” the call is timely and in
ears an(^ black and silky ot
Stationery— Confectionery.
fact ia long over due.
|coat. Mrs. Tom Richardson, oi
Portland, gave him to us. We
F. E. WALLING* P ro p .
Admirers o f Lincoln—and.what I sav “ him” for euphony, but his
good American citizen is not— name is Juliette. He, that is
should by all means visit the Illi- Juliette, has a pedigree as long
u ois building at the fair. From and angular as a rail fence. It
an educational and historical begins in Berlin,jumps to Frisco,
Newberg Sash and Door^Factory.
standpoint the exhibit o f the back to Paris, thence to New
letters, documents and photo- York, across the water again to
PLANT COMPLETE AND UP TO DATE.
graphs having to do with all London, Geneva, St. Petersburg,
stages and phases o f the life of Tokio and to Portland via
W e do all kinds o f w ork in our
our greatest president, is cer- Honolulu. It began in the days
line in latest styles and patterns.
tainly of surpassing interest. It of King Charles and is not ended
is the opportunity o f a life time yet. We feel proud ot Juliette
t o many to look upon, read and | and look with contempt upon
studv many priceless Lincoln dogless editors. That is dogless
papers in the original, thus com­ pedigreed editors, or to speak
ing into a closer knowledge and plainer, pedigreed dogless edi
appreciation o f the man. Young tors, or—well, all first class edi
people especially should be en­ tors, should cultivate Tom Rich,
couraged to spend some time in ardson and through him work
the old Lincoln home as repro­ Mrs. Richardson for one ot Juli­
duced at the Lewis and Clark ette’s sisters or neices or grand
fair. It inspires one toward neices, for every well regulated
editor should own a dog. In
higher citizenship.
fact we propose at the next
Some fellow by the name ol meeting o f the press association
Cooley seems to be entitled to to offer an amendment to our
the medal for the prize essay on by-laws restricting our member­
John Rockefeller. In part he ship to owners o f dogs, but pro­
says: “John Dollar Rockefeller hibiting them from running at
isan oily old guy with tw o hairs large.—Irrigon Irrigator.
and three freckles upon his mind
and no love tor Kansas in his
heart. Every Sunday he prays I From iny place 214 miles east
Sq u ash in season from City Gordon
upon his knees and the rest o f o f town, a Jersey cow and calf
the week he preys upon the peo- and a dark brown cow have
Yours to please,
pie. He hardly ever smiles but strayed. Please address any in
when he does, the price o f kero- formation in regard to same to
eene goes up and the quality Adam Weber, Newberg, R. F. D
goes down. Whenever he dreams, I No. 2
Compare our Syracuse P low s w ith the O liver.
W e have th an both.
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