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L IV IN G IN E N G L A N D .
• O M E C U R IO U S FIN D S .
I t I s K s a lly N o C h oap or th a n In T h is K a a a y L a s t on a F araa W a a L o ca ted
C o u n try.
i
In s id s a P o ta ta .
When the nerves are weak
everything goes wrong. You
are tired all the time, easily
discouraged, nervous, and
irritable. Your cheeks are
S a rsa p a rilla
?
als and your blood ia thin.
our doctor says you <«re
threatened with a nervous
breakdown. He orders this
grand old family medicine.
| H e— Would you rather be pretty or
w itty» She— Sir 1— New York Sun.
The coal man should bs brought to
ses tbs error o f his weighs.— Phlladel-
phis Record.
| “Does Mr. Benben Haybrlck keep
b e a rd e rs r
“H e takes ’em, but he
don’t keep ’em.”— Chicago Chronicle.
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STANUABD
The accuracy of an official statement • ^ Scarborough gentleman was sur-
bp United
Consul 11*1- Prised recently to find thirty-eight pi us
stead at Birmingham, that living was 11 bia breagfast egg, and most other
qo cheaper In England than In the P*°Pl® would have been surprised, too,
United States, having been questioned on‘ler tae circumstances. There ought
fey certain authorities in this country. to b® * collection of miraculous eggs
^ h a, u)ado a supplementary report ■omewhsrs.
It waa only two years
on the subject to the state dei*urt- * * ° ,lnc® * hen l«ld an egg at Bes­
meat. From this It appears that the iord wltb * penny In It There Is no
| original statement w as baaed on the “ “h* • * * 11 » •
U>®
but 0,6
«itorian ce e f eertaiu American tube « ® * tj* a* “ Ho" S A tb® * en“ 7 * et *■*
welders working in the Birm ingham , ¡ ¡ ¡ * O e ® « r bae never been quite
( district. T be statement caused much jM tlafactsrllj settled.
»urprlee, as It was contrary to tbe | A «»mparleen puaale Is afforded by
general understanding. One newspa- * m ,rk« t «ardener, well known et
S ® urged that 4f living In Groat Brit-
who o w * loot and
aln waa not appreciably cheaper than found
J a half crown under almost In­
_
In the United States there w a s no rate credible circumstances. H e was In­
Johnny— Pa. la It wrong to steal ^
^
p * * ® * tho highly paid specting bis crops when be dropped
" Fnr m « r * than ..,
50- M . r , I h » r ______i
, aaed A y t M
fMas a trust? Johnny’s P a - D o n ’t 1st A ^ r t c a n
workman.
Consul Hai- tho half craw s en the ground, and
unarm,
....................
tu mjr f.in tl,.
It It 1« , ,m ud taat,
M
m -4ieiee
„ all
„ time*. and a wrnid.rfnj
_jrfnl|_
_____. f . ,r . _ In
_
ths «uootlon bother yeu. my sou. It's
M ys that that Is not a matter though ke searched long and diligent­
par. Wood "—D. C. H olt , W mi H ot ,,. Con*.
I.W a botila.
lmpoaatMe. Cleveland Ledger.
for him to decide. H e adds that that ly, he searched ia vain. A year passed
J. O. A T I R CO..
JUriOTiMj.
- iow«n. Vu»,
Gourmand (after a table d’hote)— paper’s proposition to lower the scale aad tbe incident was being forgotten,
Anything site, welter? Walter— One o f living of the American workingman when, as he was selecting some pota­
mtra peach, air, and you’ll ’ave eat had better be addressed to the Ameri- toes for the market, Mr. Smith came
across ene e f a very curious shape.
the m e n .— Loudon Bystander.
can workingman direct
K' op trie b o w e ls reg u la r w ith Ayer's
“Day ain’t no steb thing es gittln* I “ I only state a very plain fa c t ” says Cutting it open to discover the cause
Fills, ju s t o n * pill e a c h night. married to heaven.” “Course dey ain’t Mr. Halstead, “that If the English of Its eccentricity, tbe gardener found
Den't de Bible tell yon It’s a place er workingman livid as well as his Amor- Inside It tbe half-crown piece be bad
C a p ld Detested.
peace en rest?”— Atlanta Constitution, lean brother workingman his living lost twelve months before. The po­
tato was aeen by hundreds of people,
▲ half-repentant bachelor, with «aits S
Mrs. Hattersoa— I didn’t see you at expenses would bs as great or great­ aad the trnth e f the story is well
pile of rocks.
er than the living expenses of the
Dropped ia, ene dap, beside the wap, tbe leetura on “The Simple Life.” Mrs. American. Surely there la nothing ob­ vouched for.
Cutters#*—
Why,
no^J
had
no
Idea
it
aad bought a pair of socks.
Remarkable ma they are, there la
jectionable in stating a fact so plain
Arrived at home-i-romantic jap!— be waa going to bo such a swell affair.—
nothing nniqne In these cases. One
and
so
easily
verified.
Everybody
Brooklyn Life.
|
wond’ringlp drew out
knows that the American workman la. Of the romances of money-making Is
deep hidden in the kese— from
W ife— it la so kind of yon to put on
by comparison, highly paid.
I can the story o f a man who found a news­
fair hand, no doubt!
my boots for me. Kneeling Husband
only state the fact that the English paper Inside a shark when fishing In
“I'm twenty pears af age,” it read, “and (tugging away)— It's a— a— pleasure, workman cannot and does not live as Australia in 1870, and who learned the
my dear. Still, I ’m glad yeu’re not a
sailed a country belle.
well as the American.
It la within news of the Franco-German w a r in
With pon I ’d like to correspond— If you centipede.— Pick-Me-Up.
my knowledge that the majority of this way early «sough to make a for­
• will never tell.
Mien Biter— Could you use anything people in the United States believe tune ent of it. The story may be true
lip ebjeet niatrimonp is, sod pears, l la your “Household 1 Department” th a
everybody
tn
Australia
that living Is much cheaper «broad f
hope, the tsaie.
*•
SAM—“A High Standard is Required o f Any Ca-
week ? Country Editor— Yes, we could than at home, and it seems to me knows It
I f yoa’ll address me. I ’ll respond.’* And
Another after the same kind Is that
handle a couple of dozen of fresh eggs therefore that I might well supplement
then she wrote her name.
tarrh Remedy That Ha s Been Endorsed by so Many Trust­
nicely.— N ew York Times.
tbe statement of those American work­ o f the Milford Haven trawler which,
“ W hat Soncluaiofi does that cam­ men who, It must be understood, hare while fishing off Carllngford Lough a worthy and Prominent People.”
O b Sre with hope, the bachelor that verp
--------evening wrote, t------------------------------ paign orator reach la his argument?” lived here a number o f years, and year or two ago, caught up In the net
Aad folded hie epistle with s kiss inside “H o never arrives at a conclusion. knew tbe condition of the United a packet o f papers, tied together with
Tim e an d Books.
M atrim on ial Bliaa
the note.
The
H e merely stops now and then to take States before they came here, and are red tape and carefully sealed.
T be economy of saving time Is wise,
“Yon mast think I ’m a fool!” ex­
Sip Cupid kad him in his mesh— no verp
skipper
of
the
boat
banded
the
docu­
breath.”— Washington Star.
therefore better qualified to express
claimed the angry husband.
|
elever catch,
" •
ments to fi lawyer, and It was found bat there is an economy of spending
Willie— Teacher told us to-day that an opinion than tourists, whether they
“I never would have said so,” calmly
F oe after all, quite foolish is a half
they were a missing link which stood time. In reading, especially, hurry ia
there’s a certain kind o’ tree, that be Americans in England or English­
repentant bach.
most wasteful. Reading is the mak­ rejoined the other half of the combine,
between a woman and her fortune.
grows out o’ rocks. I can’t remember men in America, even If they are «pe­
ing of thoughts, of ideas, of pictures In “but since you have mentioned it I'm
They proved the right o f a Miss
Bat oh how sheepish did he feel, when what It was. H is F a— It’s a family d a l commissioners investigating liv­
the brain.
All young photographers not going to perjure myself by denying
Macdonald to certain estates In Ire­
iL”
from the fair unknown
ing conditions.
tree, I guess.— Philadelphia Ledger.
know how little la to be made oat of
land, which she had claimed ten y e a n
This answer came, |o quench his dame:
“In tbe ‘American’ factories - also,
an “ under-exposed plate,” bat do they
.The Irish ludy declared to the mag­
before, bnt which she had failed to
“An old maid I hare grown
and ln‘ the factories where orders for
understand that there may be inch a
Alas *twas fortp pears ago I planned istrate that the defendant had stolen
win because the will could npt be
American
world
contractors
have
been
thing as an under-exposed brain? It
her
ken.
“H
ow
do
yon
know
it
is
that fond surprise,
produced. It w as this will which was
Defeated bp a heartless wretch Who your ben?” asked the Jndge. “Know executed, when our manufacturers bad brought up from tho sea.— Pearson’s takes time to make impressions on the
mind.
I f yon read too fast, either
wouldn’t advertise!”
it!” cried the Irate lady.
“I
have more work than (hey could attend to, Weekly.
alond or to yourself, or skim over yonr
known that ken ever since It was an there are often A number at Americans
___Shook for the haw per.
reading, the mind receives poor im­
( employed. Those In the better paid
A well-known lawyer s f this dtp, e * * ”
O re g o n B lo o d P u r ifie r is pressions or none at all. — St. Nicholas.
Bears D m
positions find their situations, on the
“
You
probably
don’t
remember
me.”
rightly named, because it purifies the
whose office is located close to tbe
whole,
comfortable
and
agreeable;
yet
S
ignature o f I
Mothers w ill And Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
dtp hall, received a tremendous shock began tbe aelf-made man proudly, practically all these, and nearly all blood and tones op the body. “
“but
twenty
years
ago,
when
1
was
a
Syrup
the
tost
remedy
to
use
for
their
children
the ether dap.- He wns counsel for a
other working Americans living here
during the teething period.
M uscles tn Tension.
^ F o rge t It Not.
mas charged with larceny, and, as the peer, humble boy, you gave me a whom I have met, have claimed that
The Revue Scientifique has been
‘T a k e heed onto this solemn troth,1*
N ew Problem.
evidence was ‘ conclusive, he advised message to carry------ ” “Yes, yes,” they did not find the coat of. living, as
cried the busy man.
“ Where's the
asking what muscles tire soonest with
Thus spake the beggar, needy;
“ Gracious me!” exclaimed the taffy.
his d isa t to plead guilty.
they had expected i t low.
“A bloomin’ chump was I in youth.
answer?*’
the
conclusion
that
it
is
not
the
mus­
“These
servant
girl
problems
are
very
“ Yen know that pou have a bad rec­
“ Many of the working Americana In cles in use, but those under tension, al­
And now I ’m old and seedy.”
vexing.”
“Yon are tbe first one to whom I
ord aad pon have practically confessed
England, Including those Americaniz­ though doing no work. The writer
have
shown
this
poem,”
the
yonng
“
What*now
?
”
asked
her
husband.
poor guilt,” said the lawyer in a sooth­
ing factories and those selling *our
“ Why, that Russian girl I hired re­
ing manner, “and pou wUl be sentenc­ poet went on; ” 1 w as wooing the muse manufactures here, accepted their for- urges us to use the arms and legs less
and the back and neck more, for on fuses to wash my kimonos because
last night------ " “ Poor fellow!” rcplte.i
ed to about three peary in JalL”
eign positions at the same (in some them comes the greatest strain. H e
they are Japanese.”
This last sentence completely dum- the editor, handing back tbe manu­ oases lower) salaries than they ha<l
fonaded the prisoner, but after he had script “It’s too bad she rejected you.” been receiving at home, persuaded and has been asking men of all occupations
Pleo’a Cnre is
good cough medicine.
the same questions:
looked about his cell for several min­ — Chicago Journal.
It has cared coughs end col
believing that they were obtaining an
ior forty
When
you
hare
worked
much,
where
HEALTH RESTORER.
utes he turned to bis attorney and in s
Hicks— H ow do yon happen to bo increase because they would be able to
years. A t druggists, 25 cents,
do
you
feel
tired?
verp serious manner aald: “ W ill pou going fishing en Friday ?
I thought ( u ve more cheaply than at home. In
Before you were trained did fatigue
A a U n k in d Cat.
kind ip g s out and get me a goed law- you believed Friday w as an unlucky
the lower w age grades the stay of the show itself in the same regions?
“Isn't
It
queer,” remarked Newpop,
day.
Wicks— W all, I always have. Imported American workman is seldom
All the answers point to the same “that the baby immediately becomes
A s seon as the lawyer recovered But It occurred to me this morning
one o f great duration. In one factory conclusions. The baker who kneads quiet the minute I began to sing to
from the shock he told the prisoner he that perhaps It would be unlucky for
where there were nearly fifty men a dough all night complains of fatigue him?”
“ A n Signs F a n in a D ry Ttaue**
would argue the case for him.— Phila­ the fish.— Somerville Journal.
few years ago there l£ only one, a fore­ in hJs legs.
T H H S IG N OF T H X FIRM
“Oh, there’s nothing so very queer
delphia Press.
“I ’m afraid you’re not wise.” said man, remaining. A fe w are still 4n
s e v e r f a u x or a w i t txm x
T be blacksmith Is tired, not In his about it,” rejoined Mrs. Newpop. “The
poor little dear is evidently puzzled by
the fair girl. “ Why?” demanded the Great Britain. Most of them returned
A B eau tifu l Volum e.
arms and shoulders, but In his back
la ordering Tower’« BTIcketa,
the strange noise.” ,
a customer writes: “ I ksow
The most beautiful volume in tbe persistent suitor. “ Because ’« word to to the United States. They were, some and loins. •
Ihsy
will be ell right If they
Congrecslonal Library at Washington the wise Is sufficient,’ snd I have said o f them told me, disappointed In find-
have the * FISH’ os th e».*
The young soldier, after a march, Is S tats or OHio^Crrr or T oledo , I
This confidence Is the out*
L ucas county ,
| "•
la a Bible which was transcribed on ‘No!’ te you." “Yes, but I ’m wise lng the coot of living higher than they especially tired In the back o f the
growth of sixty-nine yean o l
F rank J. c h z n r y makes oath that he Is
parchment bp a monk In tbe 16th cen­ enough to know that a woman’s ’No’ anticipated.”
enrolul manufacturing.
neck, even if he has carried no knap­ senior partner of the Arm of K. J. C hrmkt A
Co., doing bunlnesa in the City of Toledo, Coun­
tury. Tbe general lettering Is In tbe may eventually mean •yea.’ ’’— Phila­
sack.
ty end State aforesaid, and that said Arm will
D A M M E D BY PRAIRIE D O G &
German text, each letter is perfect, delphia Press.
The oarsman who la in perfect train­ pey the snm of ONE Hl'.N DRKD DOLLARS for
each
snd every ease of C atarrh that cannot to
A t the end of thirty years Hiram
and there Is not a scratch or blot from
Hiver Choked U p in Texas by M igra­ ing after prolonged exercise gets tired cured by the nse of H a l l ’ s C atarrh C drr .
A . J . T O W E R oo.Th»u<»oM h.rwh
lid to lid. Each chapter begins with had accumulated a fortune. His wife
In his calves and Insteps. ,
tion of the Little Animale.
FRANK J. CHENEY. i
Boston. C. 8. A .
r^ O W E
Sworn to before me end subscribed in my
a large Illuminated letter, In which ia and daughter were delighted. “ For,”
These facts point to the conclusion presence,
“The prairie dog migration from
this 6th day of December, A .P .. 18 S&
Tow er Canadian Oow
drawn tbe figure of a saint, some inci­ said they, with becoming modes.v, “we
A. W. GLEASON,
Oklahoma to southwestern Texas dur­ that In any continued effort we should
Limited
‘ ”
*
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AL
J
Notary
Public.
now not only have money enough to
dent of whom the chapter tells.
ing Jnly, 1874, eclipsed anything of try to alter the habit of contraction.
Toronto« C an ada
cut a splurge, but poor dear papa la that sort witnessed by white men in J
*8 * ° “"J- tbe body, like the mind,
F irst Litfe Insurance P o licy .
Hail’* Catarrh Cure 1« taken internally, end
too broken down to appear among the
JTaAorv of Warranted Wot Weather Clothing
this ebuntry,” said Matt Duhr
last need* change of work
act* directly on the blood and mucous surface*
The first life insurance policy of
beat people.”— Life.
of the iy*tem. Send f. r testimonial«, free.
week.
“
Millions
o
f
the
frisky
little
which tho details are on record result­
F. J. CHENEY dt CO., Toledo, O.
“ It's so long since you last called barkers mnst have been In quest of
City Country Folks.
Bold by Druggists, 75c.
ed la a law suit William Gybbons in­
H all’s Family Pills are the best
Mrs. Upmore— H ow Is your experi­
upon me I was beginning to think you new^ pastures or perhaps smelled that
sured himself on June 15, 1583, for
were forgetting me,” aald Miss Pechls, the approaching legions of homeseek- ment of living In the country succeed­
£382 against dying In twelve months.
Not Q uite Satisfactory.
as she came down to the young man ers would surely exterminate the dogs ing?
He did die an May 18 of the next year,
Hick»— I understand that you have
In
the
parlor.
“
I’m
for
getting
you,”
Mrs.
Hyems—
It
Isn’t
so
bad
as
yon
and plow up the dog towns.
and the disgusted underwriters (the
might expect It costs us more, of had a telephone put in your house. Mrs.
company ef those days) contested pay­ replied the ardent youth, "and It’a for
Wicks must find it a great convenience.
“The prairie dog migration from
getting
you
that
I've
called
to-night
coarse,
to have our butter and fresh
ment a s the plea that be had lived
Wicks— Yes; but she doesn’t like It
the north to the southwest lasted six
twelve months of twenty height days Can I have you?”— Kennebec Journal. days, during the month of July, 1874. vegetables brought out to us from the half as well aa she thought she would.
city, bnt w e don’t have to entertain You see, when she ia using it she has to
-W orld's Work.
The passenger who had been holding The traveling ‘dogs’ while crossing the
himself np by a strap sat down In a Red river Interfered to a great ex­ nearly as much company as we did to listen half the time.— Somerville Jonpr-
O re a a d Fnel.
aaL
seat that bad
Just been vacated. tent with the cattle that came to that the city.— Scottish American.
Pennsylvania, which makes more
"There Is plenty of room, ma’am,” he stream to qnench their thirst Some
than half the Iron used in the United
■aid to the pudgy, little matron sitting cowboys that were on the banka o f
States, produces less than 2 per cent
next ’Don’t move.” . “ W o don’t have Red river during the time when the
o f the Iron ore mined. Ohio, which to,” she said, with a cheerful smile;
prairie dogs swam across say that the
comes next to Pennsylvania as an Iron-
"w e own the house we live In.” — Chi­ stream was chockful of the little ras­
maker, mines less than 1 per cent of cago Tribune.
cals for many miles up and down the
the total. In both cases the ore Is
“I tell ye w h a t " asserted Old Mau river.
brought to the fuel, and this Is the
Those afflicted with Eczema know
^
Nplggets, “that there painter feller la
‘T h e thirsty cattle were either un­
policy in thl« country. Only in A la ­
a fine artist” “ W hat Impressed you able or unwilling to stick their mouths hiore than can be told of the suffering imposed by this “ flesh
bama are tbe ore and fuel tyound to­
It usually begins with a slight redness of the skin, which gradually
The C H A T H A M F A N N IN G
about bis work?” “Well, ther' was a Into the water through the moving fire.”
gether.— Scientific American.
M ILL, with Sacking attachment,
plctur he called T h e Rainstorm.’ an’ mass of living prairie doga The cow- spreads, followed by blisters and pustules discharging a thin, sticky fluid
will dean and grade all kinds of
Joks Waa on Her.
I swan, it was that nat'ral that I boys were getting ready to drive the that dries and scales off. leaving an inflamed surface, and at times the itch­
Grain and Seeds. The only machine
Member of congregation— Do yon hadn’t looked at It three minutes be* famishing stock to a distant stream, in g and burning are almost unbearable. W h ile any part o f the body is
liable
to
be
attacked,
the
that
has screen* and riddles made
know your aermon on coveteousneaa fore my corns begin burtln’ me."— but ^
Re<j rjver became clear of the
hands, feet, back, arms, face
Eczema made its appeannee on my left limb the
especially for cleaning grain on the
last 8 unday grievously offended and Cleveland Leader.
| repelling swimmers after blocking the
and legs are the parts most aize of my thumb in 1893 , and spread until i t ___
Coast. T o convince you that thli
disgusted Brother Pneer?
“ Prosperity?” said Dr. SUghcem, the useful drinking place for shout a often idHicted. The cause of large aa my hand, burning, itching and paining
Grain Cleaner is as represented I will
The Her. K. Moffatt Lalgbtly— Aha! eminent aurgeon. “There Is altogether week. It was generally supposed that
Eczema is a too acid condi­ me, and for which I could get no relief, until see­
tend
you one on JO days’ free trial
I shall have to tell my wife that It’a too much prosperity! It Is killing busi­ the ‘dogs’ halted when they had
ing the other cures advertised by you I wrote and
tion o f the blood. Tbe cir­
and will pay the freight.
secured
the
advise
of
your
physicians,
commenced
s good one on her. She contended all ness.” “In what way?”
asked the reached the staked plnfns of Texas.
culation becomes l o a d e d S. S. S. and it cured me.
▼rite me for our Descriptive Cat­
the way home from church that morn­ other. .“ Why, sir, uliho»t anybody
‘T h ere have been some eccentric cy­ with fiery, acid poisons that
Mayetta, Kan.
J. H. SPBWCX.
alogue and “ on time” proposition
ing that there wasn’t a man in the'au­ can afford to have appendicitis nowa­ clones In this country. One on the
are f o r c e d through the
—it will interest you.
dience who bad paid the slightest at­ days. and, in consequence, nil of my 8 outli Canadian In the year 1802 de-
glands and pores of the skin which set the flesh aflame. Since the cause of
tention to the aermon._______
beat patients regard It as too common, horned about alxty steers, b u t re- the disease
_______________________________
r r o f ___________
y to _______
is in the blood it is a _____
waste
time to try
cure it ____________
with local
'
I
PE -R U -N A
MEASURES
UP TO TH E
7 ^ h i t * K .- 0l i w i
gaw a
S Weak for Nerves
UNCLE
CASTOR
IA
Por Infants and Children.
Tbe Kind Y ob Haie Always Bough!
iÿ ïf e - M u n d e r y — *’
^)jR C G 0 H RlpOD PU ffifl £R.
jrerr
Clean Your Grain
FOR SEED
Taken at Hla Word.
Mr. Newly— W e don’t appreciate
thing* we get for nothing. Everybody
llkea tbe things beat that cost the
moet
Mrs. Newly— Then yon must love me
a great deal, because I ’vs heard you
say that you paid very dearly for me.
— Detroit Free Press.
CONSUMPTION
and refuse to have i t ”— Chicago Trlb-
ana.
■'
A gentleman who waa In tbe hnblt
of dlalng dally at a certain restaurant
said to the waiter (an Irishman): “In-
stead of tipping you every day. Pnt,
l will give you your tip In a lump
sum at the end o f the month.” “ Would
yon moind paying mo In advance,
*orr?” “ W ell! that la rather a Strangs
request However, If yon are In want
of some money now, here’s half a
crown for you, but did you mistrust
mo?” “Oh. no, sorr, but I am leavlua
hare to-morrow.”
drained from otherwise hurting
the aPPHcationa; the cause must be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S ST
'animals. One cyclone between S
t
i
l
l
-
h
a
s
no equal as a remedy for Eczema; it enters the
water and Council Creek, about eight
blood and forces out the poison through the natural
yeara ago, played
many
fantastic
channels, and builds up the entire system. The skin
tricks. It pulled all the feathers out M
becomes smooth and soft again, and the Eczema is
o f A. L. Curry's 118 chickens, and
cured. Cases that have persistently refused to be
after taking the naked poultry through
7 *««[
p u rifyin g, cooling effecton
charge,
the air for about ten miles, dropped
Wood. Book on Skin Diseases
^
~ and an y advice wished, without
^
them in th# road. A colored man, who
THE SW IFT SPECIFIC C O ., ATLANTA, CAm
happened to com« from P a w n «« City
shortly after, picked up over fifty of
tho naked chickens. H o concluded
that tho picked hens and roosters had
boon sent from heaven for hla apodal
b a n d it”— Kansas City Journal.
PUTNAM
GEO. W. FOOTT
Dept. 11
FADELESS
Portland, Oregon
DYES
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