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A correspondent tells the following
story o f methods o f censorship In Roe*
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Unless a man la rich he ought to be
regarded as a criminal If be permits
bla sons or daughters to become musi­
cians. In tbe musical profession there
are a few prises not o f the largest,
but for the largest number o f inter­
pretative art lata the life la one of
drudgery—the drudgery o f learning,
the drudgery of pushing one'a self into
notice and after all the continual
drudgery o f playing or. alngtng Juat
the mualc the public wanta. -I recom­
mend no one to outer such a profession
unless be or she loves music to aucb
a degree that the drudgery la a pleas
ore.—John F. Ituncimau In Saturday
Review.
L ucas C o u jr r r ,
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J. CasM BY m a k e s o s t h t h a t h a la
aantor p a r tn e r o< t h e A n n o f F. J . C m b k b y A
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e u r a d b y th # uaa o f H a l l ’« C a t a s a h C p n s .
FRANK J. CHENEY.
S w o rn t o b e fo re m e a n d s u b a crib e d in m y
p re s e n o e , t h i s * l h d a y o f D e ce m b e r, A. D . 1886.
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H all’s Fam ily Fills art th e b a s t
M a tte r o f L e n g th .
Husband (glancing over bill)—Why la
It you pay three times aa much for
stockings aa I do for mine?
Wife— Ob, that’s all right. I wear my
stockings three times as long as you do-
Letters from Prominent Physicians
I ’ addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher.
Newrlch— How’d you get al?ng at
the dinner?
Mrs. Newrich—Pine.
When they eat pie with a fork, 1 done
it, too, So aa not to let ’em see their
break.— New York Sun.
Jndge—The^iext person who Inter­
rupts the proceedings o f this court
will be expelled from the room! Pris­
oner—Hoo-rayl Whoopee-eel Now,
» iv. a ., s a y s •
i vus v iv r a n B
(ways obtaining th . desired results.'
Bank President— We’re ruined! The
cashier baa absconded with one hun­
dred thousand dollars. Director—
Don’t get excited. He has left a note
offering to take ua into partnership.
lira. Oatcake (reading newspaper)—
Gracious me! Mr. Murdock has been
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arrested. It was discovered that he
had twenty wives, and all are living!
Promotes Dtgestion.Checrful-
Farmer Oatcake— O-oh! another case
oess and Resl.Contains neither
of Brigham-y.— Puck.
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral.
Boarder (warmly)— Oh, I know ev­
ing my opinion. But do you know, ery one o f the tricks o f your trade.
o t a b c o t ic
candidly, it didn’t aeem to me then Do you think I have lived In boarding­
was another thing of Mllo'a that touch- houses twenty yearn for nothing?
the vinus, or came anywhere neat Landlady (frigidly)— I shouldn’t be at
aM surprised.—New Yorker.
“ Let me see, a cynic is aman who
A Disappointed Cannibal.
la tired o f the world, la he not?” the
A pathetic story of a disappointed young student o f language asked.
cannibal is told in an English religions “ No, no, my child,” replied the know­
paper. “ One day,” says a missionary, ing tntor; “ a cynic la a man of whom
“ I was eating some canned sheep’*
tbe world la tired.” —Pick-Me-Up.
tongues that had been sent from borne.
Tbe Senator— Why mustn't I vote
One o f my natives, ageing me, jumped
With delight. He thought they were for that bill? Constituent—Because
men's tongues, His gloom on dlscov- the people don’t want It, Senator. Tbe
ering that It was not a religious re­ Senator— What have the people got
vival, after all. and that the mission­ to do with it? Ain’t election over,
ary remained unconverted would bava, hey?—Louisville- Courier-Journal.
After the wedding: He— What are
touched tbe hardest heart”
you crying for, love? She— Over
papa’s wedding present—boo— boo.
l a A fte r Y ea r«.
Husband— When we were married He— Why. wbat’s tbe matter with It?
you confessed entire faith In my ve­ Sh^—It’s nothing but a receipted bill
racity, but now you don't seem to be­ for the gas we used up- during- our
lieve a word I any.
courtship.— Plek-Me-U p.
Wife—Yea, but this la a progressive
Uncle John— So you don’t like your
age, you know, and even a confession teacher. Tommy? Tommy (savagely)—
of faith needs to be revised occasion­ No, I don’t
I wlaht he was at the
ally.
bottom o f the sea! Uncle John— Oh,
come now. Tommy! That’s too much
A a E x c u s a b le T ip ,
to aay. Tommy—Well, I wlsht he
Biikin*—Seems to me the custom of
was
at the bottom o f Jones’ mill pond,
tipping is spreading everywhere. It’s
then.— Philadelphia Press.
outrageous!
Juat resentment: Young Husband—
Wilkins— In some cases It la excusa­
Bertha, did you ask the grocer to
“ I’d Uke to know in what cases?”
-H er P r l a d pal C harm .
show you some o f those seediest beans
“ Well, you can’t get weighed without I waa telling you about this morning?
Jack—I can't understand women—
tipping the beam, you know.”
Young W ife— Yes, and If you want and I’m glad o f It
Tom—Glad o f it! Why?
your slippers warmed before you put
The Senate judiciary committee of the
Jack— Because they wouldn’t be half
California Legislature has unanimously
no attractive If I could.
reported in favor of the passage of an
anti-trading stamp bill.
A GUARANTEED CURE rOR PRES
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I was st sn evening party o f.t b s
local press censor In a south Rdsslsn
town. About midnight I had strolled
For hard coldi, bronchitis,
from the music room Into a card room,
and was watching a game o f cards,
asthma, and cough a o f ail
one o f the plsyers being our boat, the
kinda, you cannot take any­
censor, when the hostess approscbed
thing better than A y e r ’ s
her husband.
MI wish, my dear, you would step
behind. There sre three poor devils
there who have been waiting for you
• couple of hours. I did not wUb to
disturb you soouer.
Cherry Pectoral. Ask your
“They must wait a little longer,” re-
own doctor if. this is not so. I plied tbs censor; “ I must finish my
He uses it. He understands j rubber.”
Twenty minutes later our host ab­
why it soothes and heals.
sented
himself for a Quarter o f an
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Tbm I
took Ayer's Ch.rrr Fm tor.l aad only OM
hour.
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I v Meeting bla wife next doy, I aaked
Mao. J. k. D . i r w n , •*. Jampk. Mi«h.
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j. a. I T U oo„
her who were the “ three poor devUs”
tU rfruggUtt.
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lxwr.ll, V«»«.
referred to. *
“ Editors o f the three local Journals,”
•he replied.
They bad waited two and a half
houra In the cenaor’a back kitchen
Ima. I with their M8S. and proof sheeta for
____ that morning's issue, without which
they could not go to press.
A Nnlseeoe.
What? Who? Any one who rings
the* door bell and leaves
handbill
“ I suppose you aaw the Venus ol
wound about the door knob. A man or
Milo,” said the eager art student to
boy may not be seriously thought of
the young man who had Juat made a
who ventures upon private property
rapid tour o f the European conti­
and noiselessly leaves bla advertise­
nent.
ment; but be who comes to the door,
He nodded, after a alight hesitation
rings the bell, takes one from their
“ I did,” he said, cautiously, “ and
work, simply to find the program of a
I thought 'twas about the best plect
minstrel troupe or even a sacred con­ of art over there. Of course that’»
cert, takes an unauthorised liberty.
and, as the matter stands now, through
“ Many people agree with you,’’ said
an almost fe lly repetition, becomes a
tbe art student, approvingly. “ It If
nuisance. Whoever you are. man or very fine.”
boy, remember this, you have no more
“ Well, now. I’m glad to bear you
right to pull a door bell for tbe pur­
say that,” said the returned traveler.
poses of advertisement than you have “ Knowing I'm not really up In art, ol
to pull a person’s nose.
course’ I feel some hesitation In giv­
“ Tour Castoria certainly baa
rough all tbcoe roars, aad tho
I What can a ph jn lclta add?
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HIGHEST AWARE WOHirS FAIL, 1H4,
Y e M od ern S ta tesm a n .
C H A P LA IN D . L JA Y C O X .
HALF OUR ILLS ARE CATARRH
Thousands of People Have Kidney Trou­
ble and Don’t Know It is Catarrh.
Mr. David L. Jaycot, Chaplain
Clarinda, I. 0 . G. T , and Chaplajn
G. A. R., 8«6 Broadway, Oakland,
Cal., writes:
(reeled severe bladder and kidney trou­
b le. I spent hundreds o f doBars and
consulted a host o f doctors, but neither
did me any g ood .
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consulted si 1
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of .
medicine
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More cases of catarrh of kidneys and bled-
whom It's made with. For Instance,
If I make a compromise with a busi­
ness man. I go about half way. But
If I make a compromise with your
mother, why. I—or—I go all the way.”
— Houston Chronicle.
“ What do you think of Keats’ ’Ode
on a Grecian Urn?’ ” asked Mrs. Old
Castle as they sipped their tea in the
magnificent library. “ I think.” her
hostess replied, “ If he'd of been a
gentleman he’d o f paid It. Joaiah «nys
people never ought to have luxuries
that they have to pet trusted for.” —
Chicago Record-Herald.
“ Now, try to remember,' said the
teacher, “ that Horatius won his glory,
by his performance at the bridge. Al­
ways keep that thought In mind and
It will help you to be brave and
noble.”
“ Huh!”
sneered Johnny,
“ that ain’t nothin’. You see my pa
and ma at bridge almost every night
New York Herald.
In the week
“ I wish to get excused this after­
noon,” said Rlulethorp. as be ap­
proached the general manager’s desk;
“you aee they’ ve put me down to act
as a pallbearer at a funeral.” “ Cer­
tainly; go ahead. But you don't aeem
to feel very sad about It.” “ No. He's
tbe fellow my wife has always been
holding np to me as a model.”—
Chicago Record-Herald.
Mrs. Pugh—Our minister says he la
going to chauge the last part of the
service. Mrs. Knsvs— Does he think
he can improve ft? Mrs. Pugh— No,
but hs thinks It’s necessary. Instead
o f saying, “ Let ua sing tbe Doxology,”
he Is going to any: “ Let ua adjust our
clothes, slip on our glovea, grab our
bats, forget all about the Lord, and
be dismissed.” —Cincinnati Commer­
cial Tribune.
First Citisen—I think Mr. Richmann
must have political aspirations.
Second Citisen— Eh! Is he studying
up on the constitution and American
history?
First Citisen—No, but he has bought
a controlling interest in half a dozen
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