'Spring Medicine ' There la no other eeeaon when good medicine k eo much needed ae In the Spring. The blood k Impure, weak end Impoverished—a condition indicated by pimples and other eruptions on the face and body, by deficient vitality, loss of appetite, lack of strength, and Grumbling Customer—W hat’s tha want of animation. reason you raise the price of your coal every month! Dealer—Well, we find the people keep on. paying i t —Chicago Tribune. "Don’t be ashamed of work," said H ake the • blood pure, vigorous and Uncle Eben. "Sometimes de man wlf rich, create appetite, give vitality, de wheelbarrow aln’ got nigh aa much strength and animation, and cure trouble as da man wlf de automobile." all eruptions. Have the whole family —Washington Star. " It la difficult for people to get what begin to take them today. “ Hood’s Bars« par Ills has been used la they really deserve In thla life.” “It ear family tor soma time, and always with la difficult for aome of na,” answered Stood results. Last spring I was all run Miss Cayenne; “others have to dodge.” down and got a bottle at It, and as nsual —Washington Star. received great benefit." lliss B u u s Spellbinder—I’ve nailed seventeen Bores, Stowe, V t different lies during thla campaign. Mood's Sarsaparilla promisee So Voice from Audience—Have you got a ours and keeps the promise. union carpenter’s card, cull?—Louis­ ville Courier Jonrnal. ODD FREAKS OF LIGHTNING."" "They’ve added another man to the force working on the new postofflee S o m e t i m e * I t M a k e * F l a s h l i g h t P h o t o ­ building.” “Ie that * 0 ?” "Yea. one g r a p h s o a I t s V ic tim . er to touch the food with tha fingers. However difficult It may be to manage It, It Is thought better to put the little forked Instrument In tho mouth than the fingers. "Tbe artichokes, asparagus, peas and beans were brought. It was a pleasure to rkateh them try to eat these with their forks, for some, who were less adroit than tbe others, „ dropped aa many on their plates and on the way to the mouth as they were able to get to their mouths. "Afterward a great silver basin anQ pitcher of water were brought, and tbe guests washed their hands, though It seems as If there would not be much scent of meat nud grease on them, for they had touched their food only with those forked instruments." Yea Can Oct Alton’s Foot-Ease FREE. GASTQRIA Tor Infants and Children. AVegetaUe PreparationforAs- simüaUnglheFoodandBetfub- ling the StoiaariB and Bowels of I n ? IM S JtTBT STN'D THU tran c e avd 10c in stamps to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis.. snd receive their big catalog and lots of farm seed samples. [P. C. L.J ■ b o p p in g T r o a b le * . ’To-morrow la my wlfa’s birthday and I want to buy a present tb at will tickle her." “ We hare a nice line of feather boas.” “No, no. I mean something that would make a hit with her.” “Anything In hammers?” “ You misunderstand.” "I want something striking that—” “Ah. you wish a clock.” “That’* all.”—Cleveland Tlaln Deal­ er. Bears the < Hl l . l J K I . N Promotes Digestion .Cheerful­ ness and Rest.Contains neither Onum.Morphine nor Mineral. Signature of N o t N a r c o t ic . ,* a u + * A perfect Remedy for Constipa­ tion, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish­ ness Mid L o s s o f S l e e p . Vac Simla Signature of C & A ffZ & S * N EW YORK. J j W rit* A llan 8. O lm sted, l a B o y .N . Y „ to r a I ts * sam ple o t A lie n ’s Foot-E ase. I t c u re s sw ea tin g , h o t sw o lle n , a c h in g fe e t. I t m ak e s n e w or tig h t shoes easy, A c e rta in c u re for eorns, in grow ing n a il» a n d b u n io n s. A ll d ra g - g is ts sell It. 25c. D o n ’t a c c e p t a n y su b s titu te . \ I i> 11 I 1 » 11 I It % ititi Dosi s - K ( I m In U se ■ For O ver T hirty Y ears emoiu s EXACT COPY OF! A n E x p la n a tio n . “Look!” exclaimed a lady to her com­ panion a t the matinee, “there la Mrs. Oldiue In that box. Her hair is Jet black now, but I’m positive It was I f a m an is botimi to succeed he should streaked with gray tbe last time I aaw u n tie nil bad assr>ciatinn*. her.” * . "Very true, dear.” replied the other, “but you know her only brother died MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS three months ago.” oa the m arket. 11* H o n e power oa the swsep “ What has tbat got to do with tbe w ith two bones. W rite lor descriptive ratal of color of ber hair?” asked the first RBIBRSON MACHINBRY CO. —S Ivi Iflroa laa E * 911 gA# OVE uA 1 ^^* I SOI Off US ■ IM r * W U B N i w ro yw speaker. “ Why, don’t yon understand T’ re­ joined her friend. “She's in mourar ing.” SS $100-Reward, f 100. Homebuilder Yellow Dent Corn grows like a weed and yields from 157 to 200 bushels and more per acre! It’a the big­ gest y¡elder on earth! __ Salzer’s Spelts, Beardless Barley, Maca­ roni Wheat, Pea Oat, Billion Dollar Grass and Earliest Cans are money makers for yon, Mr. Farmer. The Kind You Have p Always Bought W 1 M T T B SALESMEN to e* n v * ss a m o n g st th * farm er* s n d d e a le rs ro llin g F irs, W ater a n d B u rg la r P r o d Hafea. Pries* a re w ith in re ac h of every o n e. Good m oney m ak ­ er. H ave a g e n ts now m a k in g »iu.no p a r d a y . Add ram SPECIALTY SC LUNG CO. WAR I til Dr. G. See Vs VciJarfil leu T ru tM it This wonderful CM- aero doctor la called great because ha cares people wll hoot opera­ tion th a t are gives up to die. He curae with tfcoee wooderftil Chi­ nese herb«, roots, ’bods, harks and veae'abiea th a t are entirely no- known t* medical sci­ ence In thla T h e re a d e rs of th is p a p e r w ill h e p leased to le a r n th a t th e re is e t le a s t o n e d re a d e d d ieses» t h a t science h a s b e en a b le t o c u re In e ll Its ■leges, a n d t h a t Is C a ta rrh . H a ll’s C a ta rrh C u re is th e o n ly p o sitiv e c u r s k n o w n to th a m e d ic a l fra te rn ity . C a ta rrh b e in g a c o n stitu ­ tio n a l d isease, re q u ire s a c o n s titu tio n a l tre a t­ m en t. H a ll's C a ta r r h C ure Is ta k e n in te r n a lly , a c tin g d ir e c tly u p o n th e blood a n d m u co u s su rfaces o f t h e sy ste m , th e re b y d e stro y in g th e fo u n d a tio n of th e d ise ase, a n d g iv in g th e pa- 1 s tr e n g th b y b u ild in g u p t h e c o n s titu tio n a ssistin g n u tu r e I n d o in g i t s w o rk . T h a p ro p ria to rs h a r e so m u c h l a l t h In I ts e u ra tiv u pow ers t h a t t h e y offer On# H u n d re d D o llars for a a y ease t h a t i t fa ils to o u rs. B end for l is t ef te s tim o n ia ls . __ _ . . A ddress. F. J . CHXNKT A CO., T oledo, O. Bold b y d ru g g ists, 76c. H a ll’s F a m ily F ills aro the hast » Ï bnn_ C hargesm adarata. C alli . o at or the city w rite for blanks s a d ctorslara. Send stam p. CO N SU LTA TIO N -------- ADDRESS Tit I. Ill Va Gbliisi lidielM Si. A B olt A nsw er. $25 Per Day Mrs. Newcomer—Good morning! Is this Mrs. Teachem’s private school? Mrs. Blinks (hotly)—Indeed It isn’t. This is a privets house, snd these are my own children. Mrs. Newcomer (hastily)—I” thought It must be a school, because the children looked so cultivated, and educated, and scholarly, and—and refined, you know. Mrs. Blinks (genially)—Oh, ye*, of course. Come In and sit down. Lucy, call in your six brothers and five sisters, and introduce them to the lady, while I get ready to go around with her and show her where Mrs. Teachem’a school CAN BX MADE W ITH 3S1M-2S3 ALDER ST.. PORTUUta. I V. Austin Will Drills Made in ell »lies a n d sty les W rite for C atalogs a n d Prices BEALL 1 Co. G aa. A ft*. 313 C om m i Blk Portland. O r . Pieo’s Curb 1 « a good cough medicine. It has cured coughs and colds for forty yuOef»Oe4wtiU»f»»»t«4eO«ee»iA*»et*tetatsdsd! f years. At druggists, 25 cents. For Cupboard Corner St* Jacobs Oil S traight, strong, sure. Is th e b ast household rem edy for R heum atism N a u r a lfiia Lum bago Backache S c ia t ic * S p r a in s B ru is e s S o ren ess S t iff n e s s P ric e , 2 5 c. s n d 5 0 c. A Well-Known F a c t Magistrate—What have you to say to thg charge of being druuk and disor­ derly last night? Prisoner—You know, y’r honor, that w’en a man is drunk, he thinks he’s sober, and it's the other people is drunk. Magistrate—Urn—yes, 1 bav* heard ao. Prisoner—That’s how it was, y’r hon­ or. Yh’ per!iceman was drunk. A M HAJ® WATLRPROOF „ Ol \JL9 CLOTH IMS JH B B k KYltYWHtRL. belt «etcritA *ilkd woAntn end jufr xvm jeers experience hme rode TOWER'S 5MwiG»b«ndJ1ftt> foroto the world oter Thgreie rode in te d or jeHow for el Modi of net wort, «rtievqyobrret tarindtke3l6NOT HIE H5M oeuwarteedtodneiei ofectieri All relate droim j HTIhesv mm» AJUMBCSuManUlumA. CBLlisastl— WCM “C R E M O ” ’ YOU GET 1 HE BEST 5-CENT CIGAR IN AMERICA M o th e rs w ill find Mrs. W inslow ’s S o o th in g S y ru p th a b e s t rem ed y to use to r t h s l r c h ild re n d u r in g t h e ts e th in g p e riod. H ard on Them. Hlcka—Isn't It awful the way Dum- ley brags of hla ancestors? Wicks—Yea, it excites my sincere "Th# World’* Largest Seflsr’1 To Convince You u THAT _ TH E CHATHAM la the BEST INCUBATOR on the market, I will send you one, freight prepaid, and wait for my pay until October 1, 1906. It waa given the highest award at the Oregon State Fair, held at Salem lest fall. Write for our Descriptive Catalogue of Incuba­ tors and Brooders and onr time proposition. pity. Hicks—Pity? Nonsense, tha chump doesn't deserve any pity! Wick#—Oh, I don't pity him, bnt his ancestors.—Catholic Standard and Times. r i T B F erm an en U y C ored. N o flu o r nerv o u sn ess ' 1 1 0 a fte r first d ay ’» u se o f Dr. Kline’aU reat N erve R asjorer. S end for W r e . S S tria l b o ttle an d treatise. Dr. H. H . K line, L td .,M l A rch 8 k , P hilad elp h ia, Pa. KQRTH’SQUTH-EAST-WEST dhta YOU Wlbfa PIN» W HAT’S THE USE OF SAYING “ GIVE ME A 5-CENT CIGAR.” WHEN BY ASKING FOR A t t Cnar and Bnltan. W hat 8 ultan of Turkey haa ever commanded the suppression of the lan- guagw’ and history of a vassal state? W hat Sultan has prohibited tbe edu­ cation of a section of his subjects? What Sultan has restricted the bene­ fits of medical science and closed his sanitariums and watering places to a section of his subjects? What Sultan haa ordered the massacre of his own subjects without provocation? What Saltan haa tortured children to qpnvert them to bit faith, making them kneel npon aacks of shot for eighteen hours a day until they embraced Moham­ medanism, and caused those who would not be converted to be knouted to death between the ranks of his sol­ diers N—Russia as It Really la. PUTNAM P. ft u. Î t Î c t I VY GEO. W. FOOTT, No. 1 0 - 1 9 0 5 Î k N w r itT n T to ^ d v .rtl» « r* p lo a ö a l Dept B Portland, Oregon » a n s io » this paper._____________ I W. L. DOUGLAS S S3-52& 3 3 0 0 S H O E S ™ W . I*. D o iif ln s CDS.AO th o e o i tr e t h e f r c A t f a l t e l l e r « li w o r ld b e r is u se i » f t h e i r e x c e ll e n t s t y l e , e sa jr f i t t i n g u n H ks y . r l o r w e a r t n f q u o 11 tie s . T h e y «ore J u s t ass i « mn I s b those» t ii» t co at fro m MLVOO t o 8V.OO. T h e o n ly d iM ire n e « Is t h e p r ic e . W . I*. D o s g l s i W . A » s h o e s c o s t m o re t o m o k e , h o ld t h e i r shMpe b e t t e r , w e a r l o o s e r , mod s r e o f f r e i i t e r v u l n e f h M o n r k h o e . o n th e m a rfcnt r k e t iP'dny. to -d a jr. I I U o h s I as s « n r . ___ o t h e r I " '..l O o n t e e s t h e i r m i n e b y s t u m p in g h is n o m e n o d p r ie « i f e e n n c e h s h o e . l# L o o o o k lt A n t » r it U* . T i o k l k t e e n o s o u b b s iit titu t a t« t e . ■ v i : ___ t k S O s S h h o o e e s n • r e s o l d t h r o u g h h is o w n r e t a i l s t o r e * In t h e |*ri n r I pi* I c l t i r s . u n t l k r s h o e d e n l e r s e y e r v w h e r e . N o m a t * t o r w h e r e y o n l i v e , W . L . I t o u g l a s s h o e s o r e w i l h i n y o u r r c s c .'i* B E T T E R T H A .V O T H E R M A K E S A T A S T P R IC E . “ Fmr the la it three pemn I k a rt worn S . L 5 » » 1 / u l L « i L v i n f / M » f i l M l only mi but better thmm anwjhme tit at I n t r hm l.rep a n tleu o f Chat. L. f t m f l . A n t. Ctuhttr The Capital A otw sa t B a n t, M im n a p o h i. Imd. Bovs wear W. L Douglas $2.50 and $2.00 shoes because they fit better, hold their «asps, sad wear longer than other makes. W.LDOUGLAS $4.00 SHOES CARNOT BE EQUALLED AT ANY PRICE. W. L D oralat m in Cbreaa C k ltih n ta k u P J O i l u a fbruaa ( M u comndrrrd t t he the Ameit patent lent her p r o d , re*. r m r o L o i K T E L m w i L L i i o T w e a r tim s a a W . L. Dougina ha* th . Isryret shn* mall order*WmSTOS In th « world. N o trouble to t e l a St by mail. M r. e itra prepay* dehrety. I f yon d e a r, further Information, write l o t lltm itr n te j Cmtmtmpm o f S p n n p S tu m . W .L .D O U G L A S , B R O C K T O N , M A S S A C H U S E T T S FADELESS C olar ro a rs goad* b rig h te r s a d T astar caler, lim e any C*aro sta sti l a gR * p a rl a ci r s s oft«. Ask d re ie r, a r w s wl Wsacft a s ti stia c atara . M OMR OC DRUG CO.. UalsavIBs. DYES Osa 10c package calice silk, wael aati cotta, A 10c a package. Write far 1rs* asti Is