Scrofula Makes its known ky tumors, bunches in cutaneous eruptions, in- flwned eyelids, sore ears, H ood’s Sarsaparilla Effects permanent cures. D » * P G o ld M i: T h e deepest gold mine Is still to be credited to Bendigo, in Victoria, Aus­ tralia, although the Urns la coming when the Band, South A frica, w ill claim the record. F o r the present Otó Victoria quarts mine, at Bendigo, has probed deeper Into the earth than, any other diggin g after gold; work Is now going on In this mine at 3,960 feet, a wlnse ba rin g been sunk 250 feet be­ low the lowest level, at 8,700 fe e t A m ong Its neighbors the Victoria quarts m loe has the N ew Chum R a il­ w ay, w ith work proceeding at 8,850 feet, and the New Chum consolidated 8,815 feet. Th e celebrated “ 180” mine, the property o f G eo* La n sel I and long the deepest gold mine In the world. Is being exploited at 3,250 feet, although the shaft Itself Is 200 feet deeper.— Engineering and Mining Journal. We offer One Hundred Dollars Seward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be oured by ‘H all's Catarrh 'Cur*. J. CHENKV A CO., P rops,Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, hare known K. J. Cheney fo r the last 15 years, and believe him p erfectly honorable In all business transac­ tions and financially able to carry out any ob- ilsatlons made by their Orm. W bst A Tsu a x . wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. W a u m k o , K inn am A M savut, Wholesale Drug- gists. Toledo, O. /» H all's Catarrh Cure Is takan Internally, act­ in g d irectly upon the blood and mucous sur­ al the system. Price 74c. per bottle. Bold by all ' Druggists ‘ its. Testimonials free, ITs Fam ily Pills are the best. r. - Crumbs o f com fort never come from «•tin g crackers la bed.— Philadelphia Record. Scribbler— H a ve you reed m y last novel? Cyulcus— I hope ao.— Philadel­ phia Record. Mletreee— Do you love babies? Maid — Not at three dollars a week, mum.— Detroit F ree Prose. “ Tt»ey were disappointed in love, weren’t they?” “ Yes. Each thought the other bad money.” — Life. She— H a v e you a copy o f “ Prom e­ theus Boundr* H e— No, ma’am; but w e can get It bound fo r you any w ay you like.— Minneapolis Tribune. “T h is la not such a snap as I thought It was,” remarked the camera fiend whose victim had Just kicked him and smashed the machine.— Judge. “ I told uncle Simon ■ that he w as gettin g too old and feeble to attend to business.” “ Did he take It kindly?” “ H e throw me out o f his office.’’— Van­ ity Fair. Mother— W hat seems to be the trou­ ble? Mrs. Neuwed— I — I alw ays heard Charles was fond o f the turf, but I simply can’ t make him toufh a lawn- mower.— Ex. “ Do you 'adm ire Beethoven's w ô M ts r “ I never visited ’em.” an­ swered Mr. Cumrox, abaentraindedly. “ W hat d o « be manufacture?” — W ash­ ington Star. Summer Boarder— You pat up rather late last night, did yon not? I beard you going to bed about 8 a. m. Farm ­ er— Shucks! I was juat a-glttln’ up.— Chicago Journal. “ Young man, have you stopped to think where you w ill go when you A Common O ecprrsn ce. die?” “ Oad, no— I haven’t even W ife — Th at's a pretty legend about thought where to go on my summer Leander being drowned w hile trying vacation y e t ” — Puck. to swim thé Hellespont to Hero, Isn’t Johnson— l ’a thlnktn’ oh mà’ayin’ it? Husband— Duplicated continually In dat youngest Thompson gal. Jackson — Don’t do It, nlggeh. Don’t do I t Dat modern life, my dear. gal cannot keep a Job more’ n tw o W ife — I don’t understand. Hnaband-e-Every day I hear o f some weeks. Don't do It.— Albany 'Journal. I ’ ll g it da law on dat woman, dat's man going under because be attem pt­ “ W hat’a the matter. Aunt ed to ‘come across* In response to his w h a t!" w ife 's dem anda” — N ew Orleans Caroline?" "She done went qn’ call me up by tel'phonln’ when der’s small­ Tim es-D em ocrat pox in her fam ily.” — Cincinnati T rib ­ une. Heal Pow ers. “ Say, Winston, how would you Ilka Pa— I understand. Bobble, that at to witness a conflict between the pow­ the party you asked for a second piece ers?" « o f cake. Now, Î told you----- Bob­ “ Witnessed one the other day.f ble— No; I only said that If they liked “ Between the powers?” to make me ¿be offer I would accept “ Sure! M y w ife, the cook and the I t — Pick-Me-Up. Iceman began a three-cornered squab­ H er Mother— Look here, Ernie, I ble In the yard.” \ thought your father told you not to _______ i,,.............. Canada's total revsnue In 1903 was encourage that young man? E rn ie— 886,000.000; estimated 190«. 871.000.000. Oh, dear, mamma, that young man doesn't need any encouragem ent— Chi­ The banana sad tbs potato are almost cago D ally News, Idsntical in chemical composition. “ Do yon sympathise with the Rus­ sians or tba Japanese?” “ A t p resen t” said the man wbo strivee fo r nicety o f expression. “ I sympathise with the Russians and congratulate the Japa­ nese.” — Washington Star. Sui M e la » t i l l the B o m . tW Japan ese V icto ria *. . The old Aian rolled hie typewriter late “ T o o Nam ed to ta k f the town e f bet Few kis privets office. Fung-W ang-Clung very easily,” said I “ Miss Hmmmerton,” he sold, “ you the adm iring crowd, according to tho Jesus is frequently quoted to prove fcav* been a faithful worker daring the Buffalo Express. “ H o w did yon man­ two years you have been In my em- that fa stin g la a physical benefit, says age i t r . ____ . . -Ploy, and 1 believe yon would make n the K a n es« City Journal. “ Oh, that w aa nothing,” aald the *HA e | desirable wife. May 1 hope to claim yon «4 frequently himself. H e taught a* such?” ' JapaneM commander, modestly. “ W e B ald? Scalp shiny and thin? tain miracles could only be perform ed “ While I appreciate your kindness and simply tackled It one syllable at • Then It’» probably too late. a fter fastin g and prayer; therefore, it th* honor yon do me In making the offer, time.” la concluded by t h o « w ho t a l i « « In Mr. Oldboy,” replied the little asnre- You neglected dandruff. If fastin g that fastin g la good fo r tbe ered blonde, "before accepting I wish to you bad only taken our ad­ Y o « C a e (Jet A lte a '* I ____ ____________ say on* word. A s your stenographer I physical body. W rite Allen S. Olmsted, U R o y , * . Y ., lo t S bar* allowed you to dictate to me, bat vice, you would have cured free asm pie o f A B oo V Foot-Kees. I t earns - T h is conclusion la not necessarily if I become your wlfo 1 shall reserve ...................... t. It n makes M j M eetin g .' hot swollen, eehlag feet, masen correct. I t is w ell known that Jeans the right to do all th* dictating myself, ____ — ^ ____' new or tight shoes easy. A A esrtetn sum to* often sacrificed tbe good o f his body and----- fo r spiritual ends. H e waa also ftp- “ Pardon me for Interrupting you, Mins quently hungered and overtired. H a m n ^ n ” s . l d t h * old me a, “ hot I The Latón, Eng., chamber of the dandruff, aaved your hair, T h e “ mission Jason places the body' wffl be‘ l* ,or *°,1 CO“ add t,lnu* **■“ *“ “ o w* f eeeu» w Af ^ jn your * prrMnt position. I shall an mere# has decided to offer prisas to schol­ necessarily secondary to spiritual ends. extra dollar to your salary, which will and added much to it. If ars In th* elementary schools for « r e ­ It id, therefore, unjust to quote hie eoabl* you to drown In ics cream soda petitivo designs In hat trimmings. not entirely bald, now ia your physical self-denials as rule* fo r tbs any h o p « that my words may have opportunity. Improve it. raised.” •___________ upbuilding o f the human body. INMAN ARROWS, SPEARS AND “ I he«« m t Ayer*, Hair Viper fer eeer t* PIPES wanted 1 will pay cash W hether one fasts or not depends years. I *m m w »( ynroulrim— havo* h— ry for oil good relics of itono. Bond Reads Ukc% Miracle, growth of o f rich rich brown brown bolr. dr" d a«. * 1 tbluk, — on- upon the person. I f w e w ere asked outline* of what tou bar* and got Urely to i n r 'i H.lr Vigor." my price* Add re«« Moravia, N . Y ., Dec. 12th.— (Spec­ M bs . N. a . h a ir » . B «l tortile. 1IL the question, “ W ill fasting de me H. P. HAMILTON. Twn R h rs, gl ton botti*. i. C. ATS! OO.. good?” It would place us In the « m e ial)— Bordering on the miraculous la .J awo IKJJ joi ^ amnioSSjJmnn predicament as lf^ some one should tba c sm o f Mrs. Benj. W ilson of this PORTLAND place. Suffering from Sugar Diabetes ask us the question, “ Shall I c m earning money fo r a tim e and draw ■he wasted sw ay t ill from w eighing 200 A GIRL'S SCHOOL OP THE HIOHE8T checks to pay my expensM ?" T h a t all Iba she barely tipped the scale# at 130 CLASS corps of tench* «, local tun, butld- lb«. Dodd’s K idn ey P ills cured- her. depends on w hether yon have ‘money pinont—thn bant. Band for cat- Speaking o f her cure her husband S fiS P In the bank. A «nan w ith a U rg e sur­ iya: The Dnk* o f Sutherland baa closed on T e r m O p e n s ■ IB , 1 9 0 4 plus In the batik m ight very profitably “ My w ife suffered everything from one o f his estates a road the public has stop earning money fo r a little erosoa Sugar Diabetes. She was sick four need fer more than 300 years. and depend on hU Hank account fo r hie years and doctored with two doctors, A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES to o ls «, lighten and «rongea* M a n , Pojtar support, but I f be had no money In tbe but reroived no benefit. 8 he had ao on tho market. US Horae power on the « weep Itching, Blind, Blooding or Vrotradio* Piles bank this would be a ruinous experi­ much pain a ll over her that aha could Your with taro Itormes. Write lor daecrlptlve catalog druggist wlU refund monoy If PAZO O IN T- m ent \ not rrot day or n igh t. Tba doctor said M K X T fails to cur* yon la S to 14 days. IT REIERSON MACHINERY CO. E xa ctly so w ith the fasting. I f a that she conld not live. Peat ef Marri—n Stras* I tort toad. Tho beet science— extracting sunshine man baa plenty o f reserve vita lity, a “ Then an advertisement led me. to from n cloudy dap. fa s t m ight be a good thing fo r him. try Dodd’ c K id n ey P ills end they help­ But all-those people w ho liv e active, ed her righ t from the first. Five boxes r iT Q Pormnnently Cured. No flu or i m o after Hr— day’s use of Dr.Kltne’ iUrv— Nerve Tba mental or physical lives and have a of them cored her. Dodd’ a K idney Restorer. Bend for P ro a S 3 trial bottle and treatise. ireful I Dr. K. H. Kline, Lid., SSI Arch BL, Philadelphia, Pa. very narrow margin o f reserve Vital­ Pills wera a God-sent remedy to na and r add gardener* every w bora ’ ity had better not fa s t T h eir problem we recommend them to e ll suffering placa oonüdonc# in Ferry's H Is A w fu l B la n d e r . H—da the kind that oarer tnlL U not to Interrupt the nutritive proc­ from K idney Di sease.** “ 8 m here, young man,” « i d th* eo- A esses, but rather to enlarge them I f Dodd’s K idney P ills core a ll Kidney ciety editor to the new reporter, “ don’t poMibie. There are lots o f people Diseases, including B righ t’ s Dii let * thing like this occur again.” w ho ought to eat more Instead o f eat* and all kidney aches, including rheu­ “ Why, what’a wrong?” asked th* new recruit less. Thoae people w ho make a matism. “ la this paragraph,’’ replied the s. *., o f fasting are Juat as apt to do have boon U m standard for 4$ j A man « S n o t Hava an Idea o f perfec­ “ you eay the lady was ‘handsomely harm as those other people w ho prac­ .They are not an «sperim enti drssssd* Instead o f saying she was t s in another which he was never eenai- Hold by all dealers. IM O Sato tice and preach gluttony. ■ n u l fret tor the—king. ’smartly gowned.’ " bi* o f In himself.— Steele. T h ere are no hard and fe e t rules B. uTtainr* co- to apply to this subject. Each Individ­ The Peruna Almanac in 5,000,000 ual c s m requires special attention. Homes. E very person most decide largely fo r The Parana Lncky Day Almanac baa hlnueLT. become a fixture in over eight m illion I f the blood U thick and the body homes. I t can be obtained fiom all Inclined to overfleshiness, appetite ca­ Is — oenaftlv* to cold as a druggists free. Be ra re to inquire nerve —d this to the cauto ef pricious and there U a desire fo r con­ W ONDERFUL early. Th e 1905 almanac is already diments and stimnUnts w ith the food, pohlisted, .and the supply will soon be HOME then doubtless, e good fa st w ill be exhaushed. Do not ' pot it off. Got i » TREATM ENT beneflcUl. T h ro w the body upon Its one today. This wonderful Uhl- own resources. L e t the digestive or­ ueae doctor Is called *re— — a— ha car— gans h ave e re s t A llo w nature to burn T h a t’ s W h et. people with oat opera- I M th— are givea up up some o f the effete and surplus ma­ Stella— I would rather wed e own *1 to dto. Ho car— with terial already lodged In the body.,, A brains than ona o f muscle. too— wonderful Chi­ ne— herbs, root«, bod«, Motile— Because why? faat fo r sneb a person would be better barks nod vegstabl— Stella— Because while a man of musclt lb— a— entirety un­ than m ed icin e.' known to medico! « e l - _________ ________ But a person w ho has a keen ap­ could chop up a beefsteak, a man ol n e t In tola — aatry. Throoch “ W hat “ I second that motion!” shouted “ More courtesy.” — Philadel­ Only a constitutional remedy can reach Is It?” tw enty or more members, all o f them an hereditary disease like ScrofulA. When phia Public Ledger. his friends. the blood is restored to a normal condition “ I ’ m a fraid that you can’t graduate “ I t hi moved and seconded,” said and the scrofulous deposits are carried off this year, after all,” said the high these is a gradual return to health. S .8 S. Speaker Carlisle, “ that tbs gentleman is w ell known as a school profeaeor to the Sweet Young from Io w a be flnpd 85.000. Those In blood purifier and Thing, w ho waa shy in Greek or some­ fa vo r o f tiie motion w ill say, ’A y e.’ ” “ No,” she replied, “ I edn’t tonic. It is the* thing. T w o hundred voices sbonted. “ A y e r o n l y guaranteed, Th e dressmaker simply can’t get my ” D e a r M rs . P i x k h a m : — I w ish to “ Those opposed will say, ’No.’ ” express m y gratitu de fo r the restored strictly vegetable drees finished in time— isn’ t It too % Henderson’s agonised voice was health and happiness L y d i a EL P i n k - m neayaokL I f you bad?” — Cleveland Leader. alone In yellin g “ N o!” h a m ’ s V e g e t a b l e C o m p o u n d has have any signs o f • T re tty w ell,” remarked tbe doctor’s Scrofula, write us T h ere »was but one w a y to slip out brought into m y life. ** I nod suffered fo r three years w ith and our physicians daughter, who took an Interest In her o fiflb e Joke and prevent the motion w ill advise you free father’s puree and profession, wben from being carried, and that w as for terrib le pains at the tim e o f menstrua­ tion, and did not know w hat the trouble TIM Swift Sptolflo Company, Atlanta, 6a. some one asked her bow “ things were Speaker Carlisle to overrule the House. was until the doctor pronounced it In ­ going.” “ Plenty o f colds, some bron­ “ T h e noes have It,” said he, gravely. f la m m a t io n o f t h e o v a r ie s , and chitis, and a little typhus fever; but, “ Th e gentleman la excused.” proposed an operation. aa father said yesterday, what w e , “ I fe lt ao w eak and sick that I fe lt " I follow «! tho want to make th ln gsT lvely la a nice sure that I could not survive the ordeal, T r u e B e a t o f P a la a . trail from T i m little epidemic!” Moat people overestim ate' their and ao I told him that I would not un­ “ U ere la another example o f faulty pulse, ae they often count It» beats dergo It. Th e fo llo w in g week I read an advertisem ent in the paper o f your English,” aald the teacher o f the class when talking about the matter, and V egetable Compound in such an emer­ n cold, a wind cost In rhetoric; “ In this essay you have when windy, a rah) coat when It rained, It la a f a c t w ell known to physicians, gency, and so I decided to try it. Great and for a cover at night if we got to bed, written, ‘ her sight broke upon a land­ that the excitement o f conversation m y Joy to find that I actually ira- 1 will say that T have gotten more a fter takin g tw o bottles, so I scape o f entrancing loveliness.’ H ow w ill quicken the pulse from five to aliclAr than any other comfort out t of o f your elk Mr thi SB* article that 1 ever owded." (taking it fo r ten weeks, and at the could any one’s sight ’break upon’ a tw enty beats. (th e I------------ ireee e€ the o f that tim e I was cured. I had outer el tela aaa due let- landscape?” “ She m ight have drop­ gained eighteen pounds and yr«a in ter « e r he hatea i 1.1 Kem «t was and you have my very beat wishes.” — aay.— Chicago Tribune. while he was living a com paratively Miss A l i c e B a i l x t , 50 N orth Boule­ A certain railw ay station la sur­ A . J. T O W E R CO. obecura Ufa In France. H e Is be­ vard, Atlanta, G o.— taoeo/toftot/forirW M M , V.S.A. rounded In all directions with c h « p ommmtt to —a- lieved to be the first Socialist to mount o^ ato— foff— gmfng yomr/— T O W ** CANADIAN restaurants. Over one o f these, In a throne, although It Is true that his A1I lick women would be wiso CO., Ussita« great Illuminated letters, could bo men la not much o f a throne. if they would take Lydia E. Pink- the sign, “ Open all n ig h t” N ext to It ham’s Vegetable Compound and w ee a restaurent bearing In «quai b o w s N o th in g o f Btaag. be well. prominence the placard, “ W e never Mr. F lg g js m — Tom m y, do you ever close.” Th ird In order « V i a C h in e « i n slan gt laundry In a little tumble-down hovel, Tom m y Flggjam — No, tndeedyl and on the front o f this building was "W h y , Isn’t ’no indeedy’ slang?” Cel— —ora goad* bright— sad tost— catara tb tbe slftr. In groat scrawling letters, “ Sara n it W ho pat that b og Into r— a lt«. A *k doni— — tra wffi—ni C O N S U M I ' T IO N “ Me wakes tool” Four coco?” — Baltim ore American. On ike Trait w ith * Fish Brand Pommel Slicker — / . a THE VERDICT | Or EVERY ONE * WHO USES DIAMOND W II NOT carried by local grocer*, w rit* Wadbams A Co., who w ill edvto* where < FADELESS DYES ay other dr«. O m 10 c pack ago catara «llk, tra— «ad rattan equal y well and to gnor—Mood 9a t paid — I Oc a packaga. 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