m n 1 sir t / ■ . J t t^e schools k patches in con ¿Matured u second-clam matter at the poatofflee the boys and girls at Newberg, Oregon. would be given practical instruc­ tion in farming. Ah! But if our ISSUED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. observation“- is worth anything, B. H. WOODWARD, Bdttor and PuMlaher. enterprising papas will for some W. C. WOODWARD. Aaaectato Bdttor. time yet be able to furnish their lambs such helpful exercise and The Graphic gives full value $1.00 Per Year in Advance. for every dollar invested in a instruction in the old garden years subscription. We are too patch a t home. Anyway chil- FRIDAY, DECEMBER .18, 1903, btrsy trying rnak«» it the best dren already have so many local paper published in the things to do in school th a t they J e s t ’F o r e C h r istm a s. valley to take time to go out to haven’t time to learn how to hunt up subscribers. If you like spell or write correctly. We are Father cell* me William, cihtur calls me Will, Mother call* me Willie, hot the fellers call me the paper ask your neighbor to drifting aw ay from the old es­ B1UI sentials—proficiency in the three call and get a sample copy. Mighty glad I aln*t a girl—ruther be a boy. Without them sashes, curls, an“ things that’s “rs.” There ia not one student worn by Fauntleroy! Love to chawnk green apples an' go swlmmln’ Let’s see, Newberg has a in twenty-five, either in public In the lake— pressed brick factory, a tile school, high school or college Hate to take the castor-lle they give for belly­ factory, a factory for making even, who can be trusted to ache! ’Moat all the time, the whole year round, there common brick, a handle factory, furnish an article or paragraph ain’t no flies on me. publication as written. But Jest 'fore Christmas I’m as good as I kin tw o flouring mills, a big saw­ for be! mill, a furniture factory, a prune Sentences will be poorly framed, Got a yeller dog named Sport, sick him on the processing establishment and words incorrectly spelled, and oat; First thing she knows she doesn’t know where now we are to have an ice punctuation miserable. We are she is a t! in greater need of a little more Got a clipper sled, an’ when us kids goes out to factory and cold storage plant. thorough work along these lines slide, Keep your eye oh Newberg. ’Long comes the grocery cart, an’ we all hook a just a t present than of the intro­ • ride! But sometimes when the grocery man is wor­ In conversation while here last duction of the study of agricul­ rited an’ cross. ture in the public schools. He reaches at us with his whip, an’ larrups up week Dr. Withycombe of the his hose, State Agricultural College ex­ • The National Live Stuck Asso­ An’ then I Uff an holler, “Oh, ye never teched pressed gratification a t the im­ ciation will convene in P ort­ me!” But Jest ’fore Christmas I'm as good as I kin be I provement in farming conditions land Ja n u a ry -12 and continue Grandma says she hopes that when I git to be a in this neighborhood, which he four days. In a letter from man, I'll be a missionarer like her oldest brother, says has taken place within the Chas. F. Martin, the secretary, Dan, last tw o years. He’says there is he says: The decline ip the value As was et up by the cannibuls that lives in Cey­ a very noticeable change for the of live stock of the nation during lon’s Iale, Where every prospeck pleases, an’ only man la better, and he attributes it the past eighteen months be­ vile! But gran’ma she has never been to see a Wild largely to the daljyTng ihdustry, cause of the manipulation of West show, and the ,.accompanying better prices by powerful combinations Nor read the Life of Daniel Boone, or else I methods of farming. From such in eastern market centers and guess she’d know That BnfTlo Bill an' cowboys Is good enough a close and -experienced observer other causes amounts to more for me! Kxcep’ jest 'fore Christmas, when I’m good as I as Dr. Withycombe, such words than $ 750 , 000 , 000 . This with kin.be! are indeed encouraging. the other matters mentioned And then -wld Sport be hangs ajound, so sol .have tended to somewhat dis­ emnllke an’ still, It is about time th a t a stop courage the stockman. These His eyes they seem a-aaying: “What’s the mat­ ter, II ttle B illf ~ ;------ was put to using profane lan­ conditions, however, should be The old cat sneaks down off her perch an’ guage on the streets, and partic­ the incentive for every one en­ wonders what’s become Of them two enemies of hern that used to make ularly in the hearing of women gaged in the industry to attend things hum I But I am so perlite an’ tend so earnestly to bis, and children, says the Pendleton this convention and assist in de­ That mother says to father: “How Improved Guide. There are a lot of ill- vising methods -to permanently At-- • our WiHle lei"-* -*-V V bred, ignorant fellows who But father, havin’ been a boy hisself, suspi­ rectify these evils rather than an cions me make a practice of this kind of excuse to remain a t home. It is When, Jest ’fore Christmas, I’m as good as I kin talk every day, and think it is only by prompt and decisive bel For Christmas, with its lots an’ lots of candles, smart. The use of indecent lan­ action th a t justice can be eakes, an’ toys, • guage at best is pretty generally obtained. v Was made, they say, for proper kids and not for a proof of ignbfance, but the naughty boys; ---- After all, refusal to put Her­ wash yer face an’ bresh yer hair, an’ mind man who will indulge in it in the yer p's and q’s, mann op the River and Harbor An don't bust out yer pantaloons, and don’t hearing of women and children wear ont yer shoes; is both a rascal and a coward Committee in the house is a Bay “Yessum” to the ladies, and "Yessur" to and deserves to be severely tribute to Hermann, for it will the men, be remembered th a t Speaker An’ when they's company, don’t pass yer plate chastised. for pie again; Reed said of Hermann when he But, think’ of the things yer’d like to see upon that tree, A system of electric lines run­ was in congress,,before th a t he Jest 'fore Christmas be as good as yer kin bel ning out from Portland would was a man th a t could not be EugBNB F ield . do more in the way of develop­ stopped from reaching into The good things in this life ing the resources of the Wil- Uncle Sam’s sapk and getting by , seldom come without some ef­ W t t e valky than anything le«‘slaUon ju st w hat he w anted fort being put forth to get them. else th a t can be named. Such a or Oregon rivers and harbors. If the West Side wants an elec­ system wijl come sooner or later Chairman Burton, who ^ a sort tric line it is worth working for. and the people can sit back and of watch dog, did not w ant Newberg already has river and wait for it to be pushed onto Hermann on th a t committee, railroad transportation but an them or they can hasten the day because he- knew th a t whatever electric line would add addition­ of its coming by * getting to ­ Hermann went after for Oregon al “enchantment to the view.” gether and taking steps toward in the way of appropriations he And it will come our way too, if making their wants known to would be sure t6 get, and t^ e men who have money to put in­ only way to head him off was to we get in and work for it. to such enterprises. Newberg keep him out of the committee.— Newberg has one thing for ought to combine with all the Eugene Register. which to be thankful. There are other West Side towns and lay Remember the Sabbath day to very tew kickers in town. When plans for a- w ar of dgitation keep it holy. Ev^ry man and a thing is to be done for the along this line. Continued talk every woman who does physical good of the community nearly straight from the shoulder, in or mental Work should welcome Sunday as a day of rest. The every one is ready to lend a season and out of season, will man who enjoys to fullest extent hand. ..; bring the desired results and we one day in seven will live longer, v. With a one hundred thousand ought not to w ait a day to be­ make more money and feel bet­ ter than the man who labors feet capacity sawmill, the gin .it. msaamBAfallm^ m ■ - seven days in the week and pressed brick factory, the furni never has a day to himself.— ture factory, the electric light In his discussion of rural Eugene Register. plant, the ice manufactory and school problems before the farm­ Yes, and in the Philistine, El­ cold storage plant and the ers’ institute held here last week, bert Hubbardjsays, “Remember handle manufacturing establish Prof. Cordley of Corvallis, advo­ the week day, to keep it holy.” ment, all strung out on the cated the consolidation of rural The man who lives an upright, switch, it will Jook considerably districts as outlined in last helpful life six days in the week, week’s issue of this paper. In like business. connection," however, he also ad- will be found (properly keeping In his annual message to the vocated another new idea, with the Sabbath. city council the mayor of Mc­ which the Graphic has very little Two thou saftefd oil ars worth Minnville cites the fact th a t the unity, and th a t is the introduc­ of jewelry was stolen from the city is in debt over thirty thou­ tion of the study of agriculture residence of Sigmund Frank of sand dollars with an average in the public schools. We want Meier & Frank in Portland the annual, increase of over tw o to be progressive but can’t first of the week. This will thousand dollars, and says it is I stan&for every new pedagogical mean more goods on the J clear th at unless the increase in fad which is foisted upon our “bargain’” counter for a few the debt is soon stopped it will public schools. Prof. Cordley days. NEWBERQ QRAPHIC. r ' re - not be long before ruin will stare them in the face. Why doesn't the council license another saloon or two? However New- berg manages to run along on a business basis without one of these “tax paying” institutions. It » \ ■ « , « « . a Ashburnham, Out., April 18, 1903—I think it is only right that I should tell you what a wonderful effect Chamberlain’s Cough Reme­ dy has produced. The day before Easter I was so distressed with a cola and oough that I did not think to be able to take any duties the next day, as my voice was almost choked by the cough. The same day I received an order from you for a bottle of ypur Coygh Remedy. I at once procured a sample bottle and took, about three doses Si the medicine. To my great relief the cough and cold bad completely dis­ appeared and I was able to preach three times on Easter Day. I know that this rapid and effective cure was due to your Cough Reme­ dy. I make this testimonial with­ out soliciation, being thankful to • • m • * « • « • i 1 . « have found such a God-sent dy. Respectfully yours, E A. Laogfeldt, M. A., Rector of St. Luke’s Church. To Chamberlain Medicine Co. This remedy is for sale by C. F, Moore & Co. BSR p - -t t t * .O n t h e N ab b ath . ' In Scotland once a drunken man met a clergyman chasing his runaway dog on Sunday. "Tammas,” said the breathless, clergyman, “I am sorry to sec you in this condition, but whistle for my dog. He is run­ ning aw ay.” Tammas regarded the speaker -with C av ity and said: ' “Whustle? I may drink whisky, but I ’ll no whustle for any dog on the Lord’s day.” - . * - , » tl Ifft They are good oak chairs a t Porter & Larkin’s and yon g et them free. v . / When in Newberg, Give the Little New Store a Call. NEXT TO TERRY’S BARBER SHOP. T here you w ill find a stock of Dry Goods at prices that w ill interest you. A PO IN T E R —A quantity of razors on hand that w iTl be sold for $2 each, with * written guarantee. - 3T U O S . A.BL,A.N, P r o p r ie t o r * Hollingsworth & Cooper. House Furnishers. ' V • Ilf Rector of St. Lake*». W e keep in touch with all the wants and needs of home makers and are able to supply them. W e have ev­ erything that goes into the comfort­ ably furnished house. N ew line of goods at old prices. j * • > 4 ■ —— ! * ! ' " Undertakers. W e run in connection a complete un­ dertaking and embalming establish­ ment. j * •** > B O T H P H O N E S -N IG H T CALLS PR O M PT L Y A N SW E R E D . Hollingsworth & Coopery A G UARANTEE. W henever you find on a vehicle or farming implement the name STUDEBAKER You have a guarantee of good material and fine workmanship. A. L. S T E V E N S Is the Newberg agent for this famous make of goods. Examine his stock of vehicles, binders, mowers, etc. W hips, robes and blankets kept in stock. T H E ST U D E B A K E R L E A D S T H E PR O C ESSIO N