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FËIDAT, AUGUST 21,1903,
NEWBERG, YAMHILE COUif
of thot^gfit. It is p
truth. I f man w o
member it
preventative
would be. T h i
however, is th a t tl
addicted to curving
who w ill not read tl
remarks.
only re-
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toity it
ien most
this ones
resident's
Suicide Prtv«u|e<l
The startling annon^Jement that
a preventive of sq^cM^i had been
discovered will interest many. *
run-down system or «spondency
invariably preeedaa slieide, and
something has been* '$>und that
will prevent that condition which
makes suicide likely/ At the first
thought of selfdestruction take
Electric Bitter», It being a gseat
tonic and nervine, will strengthen
the nerves and build .flip the sys
tem. It's also a great stomach,
liver and kidney regulator. Only
50c. Satisfaction guaranteed by
F. H. Caldwell & Co/, druggists.
End of B itter
LIZZIE AND THE BABY
I « n n ^ .r «1 «11
Llk« Lizzie le when we go out
To thee tern an’ concerts where
la things the papers talk about.
Do other wimmln fret an’ stew
Like they wus bein’ crucified—
Frettiu’ a show or ooncert through,
With wonderin’ pi the baby cried?
in white. Others are doing like
w is e Let the cheery mantle of
the white tail upon and beautify
our tow n.
After giving the machines a
tw o weeks’ trial, Drs. Littlefield
and Larkin sent their auto
mobiles back to ’Portland on
Tuesday, to ‘ revert to the
_____ owners • They found
original
th a t on the dusty and com
paratively rough roads o f this
section the machines were not
practicable. All the rest ot
us w ho were expecting soon to
be rolling around in automobiles
w ill profit b y the experience
which the doctors have paid for,
and in the meantime we will all
be found zealously contending
for better highways.
A t the sightly home o f Will
Parrett, on Parrett M ountain,
there w as held Sunday a family
reunion and picnic, which is said
to have been the cap sheaf o f all
such occasions since picnics have
been held in this neck o f the
woods. From the lofty place of
Now Lizzie knows that gran’ ma’z there
To see that everything is right.
Y et Lizzie thinks that gran' m s's care
A in't good enuff f r baby, quite;
Y et what am I to answer when
She kind ut fidgets at my side,
A n’ asks me every Sow
tbed: * * * * *
" I wonder el the baby cried ?”
Seems like al)P seen two little eyes
v
A-pinin f’r their mother’s smile—
Seems like she heern the pleadin’ eries
Ur one she thinks uv a ll the while;
A n’ so she’s sorry that she come,
An' though she alius tries to hide
The truth, she’d rather stay at hunt
Than wonder el the baby cried.
Yes, wlmmlm folkp Is all alike—
By Llssie you ean Jedge the rest;
There never wns a UtUe tyke,
But that k b mother loved him best.
And nex’ to bein’ what I be—
The husband uv my gentle bride—
J’d wisht I wuz that croodlln’ wee,
With Llssie wonderin’ el I cried.
LOCK THE LIPS,
“ Two physicians bad aiotf£ and
stubborn fight with an afccess Hon
my right long,” .writes J. F.
Hughes of DuPont, Ga., “ and
gave me up. Everybody thought
my time bad come. As a last re
sort I tried Dr. King's New Dis
covery for Consumption, The ben
efit I received was staking, and I
was on my fee{ in a few days.
Now I’ve entirely regained my
heilth.” It conquirs all coughs,
II so, t h e r e is s o m e th in g wrong#
Bacon—We’ve formed a life-
sa vifig corps in our tow n.
Egbert— What are you talking
about! There isn’t any w ater
in ten miles o f your town!
I know it, but there are lots of
automobiles coming out that
E » t A ll Y o u W a n t.
Do not run the risk of losing# your sight, when old,
from some small defect that can easily be corrected now;
nor’do not waste the nervous energies that ate continually
bestowed upon weak or defective eyes.
” •
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C a ll and s e e us.
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We are prepared to examine the eye cloaely, and with
the aid of our optical instruments accurately measure the
delects and calculate the lens required.
W e e x a m in e t h e e y e free.
and recommend glasses only when really needed.
Persons troubled with indiges
tion or dyspepsia can eat _ all they
W e are Equipped for A ll Kind« o f S e p p ir W ork on S p ex.
want if they will take Kodol Dys
pepsia Cure. This remedy pre
pares the stomach for the recep
tion, retention, digestion and
assimilation of all of the whole
some food that may be eaten and
enables the digestive organs to
S ave th e C h ild re n .
The beautiful girl stood weep
transform the same into the kind ing. Her sweetheart from Bos • Ninety-nine of every one hun
of blood that gives health and ton w as gbing home.
dred diseases that children haver
strength. Sold by Caldwell & Co.
“ Tears!” she sobbed, b— ‘‘bitter are due to disorders of the stom
ach, aud these disorders are all
tears!’’
“ You are absolutely certain
Kodol
Her cultured and learned lover caused by indigestion.
about your statement?” asked gazed down reprovingly.
Dyspepsia Cure is just as good for
f;he lawyer.
“ Not bitter tears, 1 he said, j children as it is for adults. Chil-
“ Absolutely certain,” answ er sharply; “ any schoolbo f knows dren thrive on it. It keeps their
th at tears are composed o f chlo-1
ed the witness.
little stomachs sweet and encour
ride pf sodium and w ater. Study j
“ You sw ear th at it is true?”
ages
their growth and develop
your chemisty.” And w ith a
“ I do.”
ment. Mrs. Henry Carter, 70S
scornful laugh he vanished.
“ Would you bet on it?”
Central street, Nashville, Tenn.,
( “ E r-w ell-yes, if I g o t the right D y s e n te ry C u red W ith o u t th e says: “ My little boy is now three
AVI o f a D o cto r.
odds.”
“ I am just up from a hard spell years old and has been suffering
D e W it t Is the N am e.
of the flux” (dysentery), says Mr. from indigestion ever since he was
When you go to buy Witch T. A. Pinner, a well known mer born. I have had the best doc
Hazel Salve, look for the name, chant of Drummond, Tenn. “ I tors in Nashville, but failed to do
D k W i TT, on every box.
The used one small bottle of Chamber him any good. Alter using one
pifre, unadulterated witch hazel is lain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea bottle of Kodol he is a well baby.
I recommend it to all sufferers.”
used in tbaking DeWitt’s Witch Remedy and was cured without
Kodol digests what you eat and
Hazel Salve, which is the best having a doctor. I consider it the
makes the stomach sweet. Sold
salve in the world for tuts, burns, best cholera medicine in the
by Caldwell & Co. •
bruises, boils, eczema and piles. world’” There is no need of em
A Philadelphia parent w rote to
The popularity of DeWitt’s Witch ploying a doctor when this remedy
a
school teacher in th at city:
Hazel Salve, due to its many is used, for no doctor can prescribe
cures, has caused numerous worth a better medicine for bowel com “ Miss Brown: Yon must stop
teaching my Lizzie fisical torture
less counterfeits to be placed on plaint in any form, either for chil
the market. The genuine bears dren or adults It never f&ils and
the name ofj)B. C. DeWitt & Co., is pleasant to take. For sale by C.
Chicago. Sold by Caldwell & Co.