■- V . LIVER AMD KIDNEYS It Is highly important that theae or* na should properly perform their nctioas. When they don’t, what lameness of the side altd back, what yellowness of the skin, what constipation, bad taste in the mouth, sick headache, pimples and blotches, and loss of courage, tell the story. A great alterative and tome R p >..... y '■ Wade B . Negus of Greenville. Mist., who was ejected president of the First National bank in that city last week, succeeding hls father* the late Major James E. N >gus, is probably tbs young­ est bank president in the United States, being but 24 yean old. Immense Banyan Tree. In one of the Howe islands off the Australia a bsuyan tree baa been die- nnnnnwwwx W h a n B a tty Haltaa Cakes. covered (he branches and trunk of Gives theae organs vigor and tone for When Betty bakes tklbaek wheat cakes the proper performance of their func­ which oover nearly aeven acres. My bosom swells with jyride; tions, and cures all their ordinary ail­ An Boater Chirp. I then forget my life’s mistakes ments. Take it. And smile, wall satisfied. , First Chick—-Oh, you needn't put on The Difference. so many a in , your mother was not a The chitling wind outside the pan To discord vainly wakea; " W h a t a luxury a clear conscience lady. It cannot move me to complain ial” exclaimed the high minded states­ Second Chick— Huh! My mother When Betty bakes tha cakes. man. waa a high priced incubetcr, while " T e e , " answered Senator Sorghum, yours was only a oommon old boa. New, some there be whose broidering " i t ’s a luxury, but itisn ’taneoeaeity." Is ladylike and fine; There is mors C atam nn this section of the And some moat daintily do sing country than alt other diseases pot together, No Danger. " - Or write in phrases fine. and until tbs last fsw years was supposed to be " D o you think there is any danger of Incurable. For a great many years doctors pro- Bat, though my admiration stirs. America being dominated by Europe?" Bounced It a local disease, end prescribed local My loyalty ne’er shakes. remedies, and by constantly failing to enre " N c a ir," answered Mr. Meekton with local treatment, pronounced it Incurable* Their cleverness ia naught to hers with extraordinary emphasis; "n o t so Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu­ When Betty bakes the aakea. tional disease, and th.r.foro r oqui res «on it no­ long as eminent Europeans oontinue to tion al treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure, man­ ufactured by P. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, The syrup in a golden line marry American g irls ." is (he only constitutional cure on tbe nmrket. Beta forth to trace her name; ' It te taken Internally in doses from 10 drox The coffee steam, an haceuse One, a teaspoonful. It sets directly on the bl and mucous surfaces of the system. They« Arises to her fame.. one hundred dollars for any eaae it falls to And though the sunshine for a while < ► You eon largely lncresm the yield o enre. Bend for circulars and testimonials. Ad­ < > your crop hy using our special fertlUs The wintry morn forsakes, dress. F. J. CUKHUY * CO., TolSdiO, (X + era Write lor prices. BolA b f Druggists. 75c. I Ask no radiance shve her smile Hall’s Family Pills are the best. When Betty bakes the cakea. --------------------------- : < — Washington Star. , Cause for Rejoicing. 3 On ill Paekit Sands _ L iv e r and Bacon. Bix— Does your wife play the piano? Bacon and calves’ liver is a common D ix— No. For orders of $1.00 or more dish, but especially attractive to men Bix— Does she play any muaical in­ (This does not include grass seeds or garden seeds in quantity.) who enjoy rich food. Calves’ liver is strument? If in tha market write for special net D ix— None whatever. much more delicate than beef or even prices. "T h at's good. You ought to be proud lamb. Slice it fine and lay it in cold of her accomplishments." water for at least ten minutes. This draws out the blood .and makes the o IM Front Street, P o r t l a n d , O r e . A False Pretenses. liver better food. Fry a dozen pieces " W h y does he always begin with the of bacon cut in wafer-like like slices statement, " T o make a long story to every quarter of a pound of calves’ short." liver. Let tbe bacon be ice-cold and "O h , that’s just to encourage you to crisp it quickly on a very hot frying believe he’s going to do it ." pan until it forms, in a few minutes, into little brown rolls. Take up tbe Couldn’t Do Wore#. bacon and fry the calves’ liver, which "Y o u n g m an ," said the stern father, ‘ ‘d a jum think you are in a position to has been dried On a dean cloth, in the support mv daughter in tbe style to bacon fat f6r ten minutes, or until It is well browned on both aides. Dish it which she has been accustomed?’’ ‘ ‘Sore thing," replied the knowing and decorate It with the crisp rolls of There should be no grease youth. " W h y only last week ahe re­ bacon. VAite for / fused to accompany me to the theater about this dish, and there will not be ILLUSTRATED because she bad nothing to w ear." If it Is properly cooked. CIRCULARS SÊSSÊh'MSSSÊm— C u rried Veal (Cfaaflne-Dieb). W anted to Realize. Bur a jWntfepcjiv lu Cut Into small pieces, half an inch , Three year-old Julia wanted to B muland , One. square, about a pound of cold roast write Santa. Claua to bring her a Telephone MainJM- "shot g u n ." When asked what she veal; put in the chafing dish two ta­ blespoonfuls of butter, an onion, a tart wanted it for ahe aaid: " I want to shoot one of papa's cattle apple and a clove of garlic, all minced Imperative. Schoolmaster— Now, Jones, give me and get tbe money oat of it, for papa fine; then stir In a tablespoonful of curry powder, and half a tablespoon­ e sentence, and then we w ill see if we saya there ia money in cattle." ful of -flour; add tbe Meat and pour can change it to tbe imperative form. In Good Company. In half a pint of stock, or the same Pupil—The horse draws tbe wagon- " I s n ’t it n shame, Abe?" asked hie quantity of hot water, in which a des­ Schoolmaster— Now pat it in the im­ father. "Y o u aru the second year in sertspoonful of fluid beef has been dis­ perative. one elaae." Pupil— Gee up l— Ohume. solved. Add a little lemon Juice and "S h a m e !" aaid A be; "m y teacher ia salt, let all simmer slowly a few min­ A Muaical Hern. twelve years already in the same data, utes, and serve hot. Little Daniel waa visiting at hia and nobody thinks it’a a sham e!" H o lla n d a is e Banc«. grandfather's in the country for a few Put two ounces of butter In a sauce­ Very Taking. days, and on geing to the barn to see the animals he heard cows lowing and " D o minister« take in this town?" pan, with a little aalt, nutmeg and a said to bis grandpa: —- inquired the advance agent of the Col­ gill of water. Cook over the fire for "H e a r tbe cows horning." five minutes. In another saucepan have ossal Black-Cork troupe. "T h at is not what they are doing,’ " W e ll, the last that were here d id ," two tablespoonfuls of vinegar cooked said grandpa. "They are low ing." responded the innkeeper aouriy. They till reduced one-half.* Add to the other " O h ,” said little Dan. " I thought took everything, even to the soap out ingredients with a tablespoonful of they were blowing their horns.’’ of their rooms." bechamel sane« and an ounce ef but­ ter. Mix tbe yolks o f four eggs in a tablespoonful of water and remove tbe sauce from the fire; when It has censed boiling hdd tbe egg yolks, tbe juice o# a lemon, and strain before serving. Hood's Sarsaparilla 1 PER GENT OFF MINN, the SEEDMAN. Alcohol, Cpium* Tobacco Using*» The Innocent The Guilty S u ffe r W it h B r ie f 5 n c g M lia a «. Pastry should be cooled off ip a warm room; taking it suddenly from tbe .oven to a cold larder will make it heavy. A too large cork will often fit a bottle quite well after it has been soaked in boiling water for a few min­ utes. Mrs. F. Wright, of Oelweio, Iowa, is another one of the million women who have been restored to health by Lydia E. Rnkham’s Vegetable Compound. A Young New Tork Lady Tells of »w o n d e rfu l Cure: — " My trouble waa with the ovaries; I am tall, and the doctor aaid I grew too fast for my strength. I suffered dreadfully from inflammation and dee red continually, but got no help. I suffered from terrible dragging sen­ sations with the moot aw ful pains low down in the side and pains in the back, and the most agonizing headache*. No oue knows what I endured. Often I was sick to the stomach, and every little while I would be too sick to go to Work, for three or four d ays; I .work in a large store, and- I suppose stand­ ing on my feet all day made me worse. " A t the suggestion of a friend of my mothers I began to take L y d i a E . P in k h a m ’s V e g e t a b le C o m ­ p o u n d . and it is simply wonderful. By W ay of a Lesson. I felt better after the first two or three "O n s of our cars ran over another doses; it seemed as though a weight waa taken off my shoulders; I con­ man Isht night" announced the superin­ tinued its use until now I can truth­ tendent of the street railway line. fully say I am entirely cured. Young " W e ll ,” replied the president,"after ^ rls who are always paying doctor’s awhile thq people will learn that the Us without getting anynelpas I did, only safe place Is aboard the car and ought a to take your medicine, i i oosta so much less, and it ia sure to that fi.centa ia a small price to pay fur cure them.-—Yours truly, A b H U i m safety." ___________________ P b a h l , 174 8t. Ann’s Ave., New York OltT." — 95000 fo rftli I f orl A, • i. tainted with the poison, and the The daily supply of food may be kept skin is soon covered w ith a red rash, ulcers break out in the mouth and In the cellar if a wire safe is used, throat, sw ellings appear in the groins, the hair and eyebrows fall out, and unless the ravages of tbe disease are checked at this stage, more but this is doubtful wisdom unless tbe violent and dangerous symptoms appear in the form of deep and offensive housekeeper is prepared to Inspect the safq every day to see that no scraps sores, copper colored splotches, terrible pains in bones .and muscles, are left lying around. general breaking down of the system. S. S. S. is a specific for Contagious Blood Poison and the o n ly remedy Never leave empty wooden tubs and that antidotes this peculiar virus and makes a radical and complete cure of pails standing in the ann, or in a hot the disease. Mercury and Potash hold it in check so long as the system is part of the scullery. In very hot weath­ under their influence, but when the medicine is left off the poison breaks out er they should be left full of clean w a­ again as bad or worse than ever. Besides, the use of these minerals brin g ter" to prevent the wood shrinking and, on Rheumatism and stomach troubles of the worst kind, and frequently pro­ cracking. A t other times keep them duce bleeding and sponginess o f the gum s and decay o f the teeth. S. S. 3. in a cool, rather damp place. cures Blood Poison in a ll stages and even reaches down to hereditary taints When knives have steel blades they and removes all traces o f the poison and should be cleaned and polished after saves the victim from the pitiable conse­ each using. This is best accomplished quences o f this monster scourge. A s long as a drop of the virus is left I n the blood if a small basket is kept near at hand In tbe Imperative. it is liable to break out, and there is danger which contains a potato, a bathbrlck and a polishing cloth. Scrape a little W h ile the boys of a claarroom were of transmitting the disease to others. S. S. S. is guaranteed purely vegetable and of tbe brick upon a board, dip the cut' having a grammar lesson, the teacher can be taken without any ly injurious effects to health, and an experience of end of the potato into It, and use’this said: es beyond Ex ........................‘ * "John give me a passive verb." nearly fifty years proves doubt that it cures Contagious Blood Poison to rub the blade of the knife free of completely "W h o a !” answered John. . and ( permanently. W rite for bur " ■ H o m e Treatment B o o k ," all stains. Then polish with the cloth which describes fu lly the different stages and symptoms of the disease, ¿1 "N o w make it active," said the and wash the handle in warm but not teacher. hot water. THE SW IFT SPECIFIC C O * ATLANTA, GAm "Back u p ," replied John. BLO O D PO ISO N I S Did you ever ootid» that, when any­ one deverkbee a pretty girl, he general- y begins by saying she baa s beautiful •et oi white teeth? W ell, that ia natural, because a fine 4 t of teeth is tbe most conspicuous characteristic of tbe (bee. A winning smile, adorned by even, brilliant teeth, carries a woman farther than riches, dress or intellect. And, on tbe contrary, think s mom­ ent of tbe shock you get when you set a woman, or a man, with a .yellow re­ volting set o i teeth, or great holes in tbe mouth where good teeth ought to be. Dr. W . A . Wise, the famous dentist of the Failing building, Portland, Ore­ gon, » i d * to the reporters yesterday that it was beyond his comprehension why any one in the Northwest now should neglect the teeth for s day long­ er. The big ocst of dental work In tbe past has been reduced. The expense now, at such large and modern equip­ ped offices as Wias. Brothers’, is ex­ tremely moderate— no more formidable than getting repairs made to any article of regular wear in the household. And the pain has been banished. There is no pain. For your own comfort, go and have your teeth put In order. For your looks’ sake, don’t neglect your teeth any lenger. I f your teeth are worn out, have a new set fitted; or, if a few of the old one« are gone, have them re-, placed, and begin to enjoy life avain. Your friends will like you better, and yon w ill like yourself better. Do it now. ___________________. we*. «XP* ■ M-’-' ' 5*wV.>, ,*. 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